Authors: Aunt Dimity [14] Aunt Dimity Slays the Dragon
again before the day is through.”
“I’m sure we will,” Lilian agreed. “I’ll see you later, then.”
As soon as she left my side, I turned to examine the gate house.
When I spotted a small door at the base of the west tower, I started
toward it. I intended to climb up to the walkway and take a closer
look at the broken parapet, to see if I could detect any sign of tampering, but as I approached the door, it swung open and a familiar
figure stepped into the sunlight, his belled cap jingling merrily.
“Hullo, neighbor.” Jinks closed the door behind him, locked it,
and tossed the key to the nearest ticket taker, who tucked it into
her ample cleavage. Then he faced me, smiling broadly. “Have you
been waiting for me? I’ve been hurling abuse at unsuspecting patrons, to help them pass the time while they’re queuing up. I love
my job!”
I smiled weakly and Jinks peered at me more closely.
“You weren’t waiting for me,” he said flatly, reading my expression. “You weren’t thinking of leaving, were you? You’ve only just
arrived.”
“I’m not leaving,” I assured him. “I, uh, thought I’d go up to the
top of the tower and, um, check out the view.”
“Sorry,” he said, cocking his head toward the door. “Cast members
only, for insurance reasons. Until the damage is repaired, we won’t be
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allowed up there, either.” He pursed his lips and regarded me quizzically. “Why on earth would you want to see a view of your own familiar
countryside when you have Gate house Square to look at?”
“Gate house Square?” I echoed, perplexed.
“Lori,” Jinks said gently. “Turn around.”
I turned away from the gate house and felt my jaw drop as tumbling waves of sound, color, and scent slammed into me. It was as if
sensory dials in my brain had suddenly been turned to full blast. I
nearly reeled from the impact.
The gate house opened onto a large square bordered by roofed
shop stalls made of rustic wood and hung with gaily colored banners
that fluttered prettily in the breeze. A team of Morris dancers
hopped and stomped in the center of the square while a frisky
hobby horse patrolled its borders and a fiddler played a jaunty tune.
A cluster of bright-eyed children gazed in wonder at a wizard who
seemed to be making coins appear out of thin air, and chuckling
adults steered a wide path around a juggler armed with water balloons. Costumed vendors shouted out descriptions of their wares,
which ranged from ornate blown-glass ornaments to souvenir T-shirts,
and clouds of incense wafted from burners placed at the curtained
entrance to what appeared to be a fortune-teller’s booth.
“Wow,” I said faintly.
“You seem surprised,” said Jinks. “Did you somehow fail to notice that you’d entered Gate house Square?”
“My mind was on other things,” I confessed. “The accident startled me.”
Jinks’s green eyes narrowed shrewdly. “And in a rush of civicmindedness, you decided to inspect the rest of the gate house, to
make sure it’s safe.”
I confirmed his guess by blushing furiously and looking down at
my sandaled feet.
He smiled. “It’s perfectly safe, I promise you. Lord Belvedere
wouldn’t have allowed us to open the doors if he’d thought the public
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ing, by someone who must not have known what he was doing. Once
Edmond repairs it, it’ll be strong enough for Cal to dance on it.”
“Who’s Edmond?” I asked.
“Edmond Deland, the royal dogsbody,” Jinks replied, and when
I continued to look blank, he explained, “The surly chap with the
wheelbarrow. A minion if there ever was one.”
“Oh,
him.
” I glanced at the gate house. “What’s his problem?”
“Backstage intrigue,” Jinks said, waggling his eyebrows. “Fear
not. All shall be revealed when you and I have time to talk. Perhaps
I’ll pop over the stile tonight and fi ll you in.” He touched my arm.
“I’m sorry you were frightened.”
“I overreacted,” I said sheepishly. “I’m okay now.”
“How could you be otherwise? You’re at King Wilfred’s Faire!”
Jinks executed a low bow. “Pray excuse me, my lady. I must away to
join my king. May the rest of your day be filled with boundless merriment!” He shook his cap at me and jogged off across the square,
pausing to walk on his hands as he passed the bright-eyed children.
I watched him go, then ducked my head and groaned. I couldn’t
believe that I’d slipped back into my old habits so easily. Anyone
with a particle of common sense would have blamed King Wilfred’s accident on shabby workmanship, but I’d taken my usual
detour around rational thought and driven smack-dab into an absurd assassination plot. If Jinks hadn’t intercepted me, I would have
spent half the morning crawling through plaster dust instead of savoring the sights and sounds of the fair. I was thoroughly ashamed
of myself for letting my imagination run amok yet again.
“It stops here,” I muttered determinedly, and pushed all thoughts
of sabotage from my mind.
For the next three hours I gave myself up to the fair’s enchantments, exploring the grassy lanes that ran outward from Gate house
Square. When I saw a neighbor approaching, I gave a friendly wave,
but quickly walked the other way. I wanted to be surrounded by
unfamiliar faces, for a change, and overhear gossip I didn’t already
know by heart.
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The lanes were lined with shop stalls, which gave the fair the
air of a vibrant village. Some of the stalls were no bigger than closets, but others were split-level affairs as large as my living room.
All of them had awnings or small roofs jutting over the lanes, presumably to shelter fairgoers from the inevitable summer showers.
The vendors wore costumes made of cotton and linen rather than
velvet and satin, and they spoke a semimedieval patois that was occasionally difficult to understand, but always entertaining.
The lanes wound through the woods and crisscrossed one another unpredictably to form a delightful maze that guaranteed surprises around every bend. I would have willingly lost myself in the
labyrinth, but the fair’s layout was more orderly than it seemed: All
of the side alleys eventually took me back to Broad Street, a wide
thoroughfare that formed the fair’s main boulevard, where larger and
more elaborate stalls could be found.
Strolling performers popped up everywhere I turned. I encountered the juggler and the lute player I’d seen outside the gate house
as well as a pair of singing pickpockets, a troupe of belly dancers, a
flock of winged fairies, miscellaneous beggars—who whined and
groveled amusingly until coins were flung at them—and a stilt walker
dressed as a tree, who’d clearly taken his inspiration from the ents,
J. R. R. Tolkien’s imaginary shepherds of the forest.
Other acts performed on small, open-air stages before audiences
seated on long wooden benches. Penny Lane ended at the Farthing
Stage, where Merlot the Magnificent performed dazzling feats of
legerdemain five times a day. Harmony Lane led to the Minstrels’
Stage, which featured singers, musicians, and dancers, and Ludlow
Lane led to the Shire Stage, where acrobats, jugglers, and comic
acts held sway. The modest petting zoo was very near the Shire
Stage, and the animals’ varied grunts, squawks, and aromas prompted
predictably earthy but nonetheless amusing improvisations from the
nimble-witted performers.
The Great Hall turned out to be yet another stage, but the entertainers who performed there didn’t sing, dance, juggle, or tell jokes.
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Its gilded sign proclaimed that it was used exclusively by King Wilfred during royal ceremonies, such as weddings and the conferring of knighthoods. Its main feature was a red-carpeted dais upon
which sat a magnificent gilded throne.
Pudding Lane was populated by food vendors selling savory
meat pies, sausage rolls, chips, fruit tarts, chocolates, honey cakes,
and other goodies, as well as cider, ale, herbal teas, and the usual
soft drinks. I sampled a honey cake, found it delicious, and immediately asked for the recipe, but the vendor informed me regretfully
that it was the king’s privilege to hand out recipes, not hers.
Pudding Lane petered out, appropriately, at a large picnic area
on a gently sloping hillside overlooking the oval joust arena and
the adjacent archery range. A simple two-bar fence encircled the
arena, and a giant white marquee stood at its western end, opposite Pudding Lane. I could see the twins’ ponies grazing with other
horses in the pasture beyond the marquee, but there was no sign
of activity in the arena. I assumed that the knights were taking
their ease in the big white tent while my sons and the rest of Emma’s junior gymkhana team polished armor, fluffed plumes, and
cleaned tack.
The archery range was bustling. A dozen William Tell wannabes stood on the firing line, drawing bowstrings and letting arrows fly at bull’s-eye targets mounted on hay bales. It looked like
an enjoyable challenge, but I was too excited to stay in one place
for more than a few minutes, so I strode back down Pudding Lane
and continued to explore.
At various stalls throughout the grounds, potters, spinners, weavers, wood carvers, metalsmiths, leatherworkers, and other artisans
demonstrated their crafts. After watching a potter turn a glob of
sticky clay into a graceful goblet, I decided that the fair would be a
wonderful educational opportunity for Will and Rob. I had no doubt
that my sons would be as fascinated as I was to watch raw materials
transformed by hand into useful and beautiful objects.
If I’d wanted to weigh myself down, I would have shopped till
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I dropped, but since I’d brought a shoulder bag instead of a day
pack, I merely ambled from one stall to the next, making mental
lists of the Christmas and birthday presents to be purchased when I
was better prepared to carry them. The choices seemed endless:
soaps, lotions, perfumes, pottery, jewelry, swords, staffs, leather
tankards, hooded capes, woven throws.
When I stumbled upon a stall filled with tiny costumes, I realized that I wasn’t alone in wanting to dress a cherished childhood
companion in a crown and an ermine-trimmed robe. A short conversation with the vendor confirmed my guess that I was surrounded by people who would smile benignly upon my relationship
with Reginald. It was a comforting thought, but I’d absorbed so
many thoughts by then that I had to retreat to a quiet alleyway, to
give my overloaded brain a chance to settle down.
The alleyway didn’t remain quiet for long. As I stood smiling
vaguely at a marvelous display of crystal balls, five young women
spilled out of a stall fi lled with bronze dragons and took up a position a few yards away from me. They appeared to be in their early
twenties, and each was dressed in what a vendor had described to
me as the standard wench uniform—laced bodice, peasant blouse,
and flowing skirts. They’d set themselves apart from the standard
wenches, however, by wearing flowered circlets on their heads, with
curled ribbons trailing down their backs.
The smallest member of the group, a pretty young woman with
hazel eyes and long brown hair, placed an empty basket on the
ground before her, then straightened. She hummed a note, the others harmonized, and the group began to sing a madrigal. I listened,
entranced, as their sweet, pure voices wove in and out of the intricate song, and when they finished, I was the first to step forward
and drop a handful of coins into their basket.
I wasn’t the only one to witness their performance. As I turned
away from the basket, I caught a fl icker of movement from the corner of my eye. Glancing toward it, I spied Edmond Deland lurking in
a narrow gap between two stalls. I pretended not to notice him, but
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when I returned to my vantage point near the crystal balls, I shifted
my position slightly so that I could keep an eye on him.
The surly young handyman kept to the shadows, as if he didn’t
wish to be seen, and gazed fixedly at the tiniest madrigal singer.
When she led the group into the next madrigal with a solo introduction, his chest heaved and his expression softened, as if the
sound of her voice had pierced his heart. It took no imagination
whatsoever to see that he had feelings for her.
The distant sound of trumpets pulled Edmond from his pleasant reverie and put the scowl back on his face. The girl, by contrast, lit up like a Christmas tree and peered eagerly toward Broad
Street. The other madrigal singers exchanged knowing glances
and, after retrieving their basket from the ground, began to move
en masse toward the main boulevard, singing as they went. A knot
of appreciative listeners followed them, but Edmond frowned angrily, spun on his heel, and disappeared behind the stalls.
“What’s happening?” I asked the woman in the crystal-ball stall.
“ ’Tis one of the clock,” she replied. “The king’s pro cession cometh
forthwith.”
“Where does it, um, cometh?” I asked awkwardly.
She smiled. “If you make your way to Broad Street right quick,