Naughty Neighbors (3 page)

In the morning I decided to head her off. I’d come to the conclusion that the only time we got along is when I was fucking her.

Since I can’t fuck her twenty-four seven, no matter how much I might want to, we had to come up with a plan.

There’s no way I’m jeopardizing the pussy. I know it’s a fucked up way to think, but that pussy will not be more than ten feet away from me except for the hours I’m at work.

The only thing to get out of the way as far as I could see was her attitude, she was fucking ornery and that’s on a good day. But I can deal with that as long as I have access to the pussy.

Before her eyes were fully open I was on her and in her. “Hmmm.” She opened her legs wider and let me dig in.

“Here’s the deal, no matter how much you piss me off or I you, we table that shit when it comes to fucking. That means no matter how pissed you might be at me for some stupid shit that you’ve made up in your head, if I wanna fuck we fuck.”

Big mistake. She set her pussy on me. By that I mean she locked down like a vise on my dick while she bit a hole in my chest.

“Ouch, what the fuck nut?” She glared up at me even as she fucked me, her hips moving in time with mine.

“Why don’t you just keep your trap shut and get on with it?”

“I see a good overdose of dick didn’t do anything for your disposition.” What the fuck kinda conversation were we having here anyway? She got pissy and tried to break my dick in half.

“Cut that shit out.” When she didn’t listen I pulled out and forced her onto her knees with her head shoved into the pillow. Good, keep her ass quiet. I slammed back into her and proceeded to fuck the piss outta her ass.

With her cute little ass in my view in the morning light, I got ideas. When my finger touched her ass her pussy went nuts. She screamed or growled, one or the other, into the pillow and pounded her fist into the bed.

“Okay, fine, deal. But the same goes, if you piss me off you gotta gimme if I want it too.”

“Fair enough.” I was grinning like a loon behind her. I had no idea what I’d just let my ass in for.

I had to go to work and she had to get into her house. Brady dropped her bag off just as I was heading out. She stood in her doorway as I was leaving, giving me some kinda look that I didn’t quite get, but that was nothing new.

“So…” Here we go, she’s about to piss me off again. It wasn’t too hard to draw that conclusion. Anytime she opened her mouth and my dick wasn’t in it, there was a sure bet she was gonna piss me the fuck off.

“So…”

“Does this mean that we are boyfriend and girlfriend now?” she was rummaging through her bag as she asked. What the fuck is this, middle school? Better not say that shit out loud, it might only set her off.

“What the fuck do you think?” okay I can’t help it, she makes me crazy. But what the fuck did she think I was spending all that time putting my brand on her for? So she could run off with the next guy that came along?

“You know, if you smoked some pot it might improve your disposition some. Grouchy much?” I finally saw what it was that she’d been looking for.

She came out with a roach or whatever you call those little ends of a joint. She lit it up and I jumped back. Fuck if she didn’t make one of those noises, not quite the fuck me one, but close enough. I wasn’t too pleased by that shit, but figured I’d let it go for now.

“You can’t smoke that shit around me just when I’m about to go to work, it’ll stink up my clothes and hair. I don’t want people thinking I’m a pothead.”

“Are you calling me a pothead?” Crazy lady had fire in her eyes.

“Doesn’t take much to set you off does it? I thought that shit was supposed to mellow you out?”

“I haven’t had a good enough hit yet, besides, there ain’t enough weed in the world to combat your brand of asshole.”

“I’ma pop you one you keep mouthing off at me.”

“Why don’t you roll your ass on outta here officer and stop annoying people?”

“You…”

“Uh uh uh uh, that’s illegal.” She wiggled her finger at me when I was about to grab her.

What the fuck was I getting myself into? This girl has no fucking etiquette whatsoever, literally.

“Don’t you know it’s impolite to be obnoxious to the man who’s given you multiple orgasms?” I smirked at her.

“That shit wore off already see me when you get back. And by the way if I see that hag over here to your place again there’s gonna be trouble.”

I still didn’t know who she was talking about, but chose to leave it alone for now. Probably one of her weed induced hallucinations. I turned to leave because she was about to make me late.

“Hey aren’t you forgetting something?” she pouted her lips out for a kiss.

“You want me to kiss you after you were a bitch to me?” Big mistake.

I went back and kissed the shit out of her, things were going good, until the end when she tried to take a chunk outta my fucking lip. A hard slap to the ass was the only way to get her off me.

“You’re demented; see ya when I get back.”

“Don’t forget we have to go bed shopping tonight. I have to go fumigate lest I got cooties in your bed last night.” She slammed the door and went inside. Fucking nut.

All day I thought about her crazy ass until I got back home. It looked like she was waiting for me because as soon as I pulled in she came running over.

“Let’s go lieutenant.”

“Where’re we going?” she was looking hot in a halter dress that fell five inches above her knees and left her back and shoulders bare.

I could see my mark of ownership all over her neck and back and my dick got hard. Which meant that other men might most definitely have the same reaction.

“Bed shopping, remember?”

Damn, I’d forgotten all about that. “Look, I’ve had kind of a long day can’t we put this off for the weekend or some shit?”

“I guess, if you don’t want to have sex tonight.”

“What the fuck is wrong with my bed? No one’s been in it for a few months at least.”

“That’s a lie, that woman was over to your house a few weeks ago.”

“What woman are you talking about nut?”

She described the woman that she’d seen coming in and out of my house and I almost lost my life by laughing. She gut punched me and tried to storm away.

I grabbed her and pulled her back in while fighting my laughter. “That was my little sister. Her mother in law was having some sort of procedure done at the clinic and she spent a few nights here instead of a hotel.”

“Oh.” That’s it? After all this shit that’s all she had to say? “Well we still have to buy a new bed but I guess it can wait.”

“Thanks, now can I go get something to eat?”

“Sure, I made you dinner.” Now she was shy and unsure of herself. That was a new one.

“You did?” I have to say I was a little surprised; she never struck me as the cooking type.

Probably burnt whatever it was but no matter, I was going to eat it and tell her what a great cook she was. Anything to stay in the good graces of that magnificent pussy!

I followed her over to her place where she bustled around as I watched her tits and ass under that dress.

She went by me to reach the fridge and I realized that she’d ambushed me and I hadn’t even got a kiss. I pulled her down to straddle my lap and licked her lips while palming one of her heavy breasts.

Before she could open her mouth and start any of her shit I sucked her tongue into my mouth hard. “Ummm.” I’d missed her crazy ass.

She started grinding her pussy into my thigh and I could feel her heat through her clothes. She wasn’t wearing underwear.

I ran my hand slowly up her thigh to check things out and sure enough she was going commando.

I let my fingers brush against her already moist pussy lips teasingly. She hummed and made those fuck me noises in her throat again.

I fought with my belt and zipper and lifted her a little. I rubbed my cockhead against her slit to get my dick nice and wet before easing her down on my length.

Her tight as fuck pussy clamped down around me and I held her ass in my hands to hold her still and so I could have some kind of control before she started her shit.

“Hi baby, how was your day?” I squeezed her ass as I looked into her eyes that were already glazing over.

“It was good, move Caleb.” She rocked back and forth on my cock and bit into her lip.

“No!” Her eyes widened at my denial and I guess she’s a real fast learner because she worked my cock with her pussy muscles and I had no choice but to move.

Her pussy was way too tight and I couldn’t get up in her like I wanted to. After thinking about her pussy all day this slow up and down shit wasn’t going to cut it.

I pulled out and stood her up, she almost decked my ass. “Would you calm your ass down? I’m not taking him away I just want to fuck you from behind.”

“Ooh I like that one.” She leaned over the table and lifted her skirt up over her ass, then shook her ass at me and looked over her shoulder with a grin.

I had to taste her again so I got to my knees behind her and licked her pussy before sinking my tongue home and eating her sweet pot.

She fucked my tongue and purred, and my cock jumped. When my mouth was full of pussy juice and my cock was hard enough to pound nails I stood up behind her.

Her pussy was pink and hot to the touch and her ass was just begging to be fucked. I eased the cock to her nice and slow until I reached her cervix. That reminded me.

“Babe you never told me last night if you were protected or not.”

“Don’t worry about it.” The fuck does that mean? I dragged my cock out of her and when she growled I slammed back in.

Throwing my head back I thrust my hips forward nice and slow before changing up and hitting it faster and faster.

Just like the night before she owned my ass with her pussy and I guess it hadn’t been the weed because she wasn’t high now that I could see, but she sure did give my cock a workout.

“Fuck babe, how did you train your pussy to do this shit?” No joke, there had to be an exercise somewhere for the way she moved her pussy muscles, no way her virgin ass came up with that on her own.

She was too busy getting dick to answer me, but I figured I was going to have to bring something to the table or this girl would have me walking behind her with my tongue hanging out my fucking head if she kept throwing platinum pussy at me.

I waited until she was right in the middle of one of her slow roll and squeeze routines and banged into her cervix.

“Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk.” That’s right baby. She looked over her shoulder at me, now she was the one with the wide- open mouth, and I felt back in control.

She never stopped looking at me as I fucked her like a battering ram, her eyes rolled back to the whites and I knew my job was done.

ANGELICA

I was right he’s pierced on his cock. I didn’t have much time to play last night, everything was too new and moving too fast, plus I was high and tipsy. But I plan to have some fun tonight after dinner.

After he nailed me over the table and we both cleaned up, I served the reheated dinner I’d made.

I had a hard time deciding what to cook for him. I know he likes fried greasy food, the saltier the better. But I know too much of that can’t be good, plus he eats on the run too much.

In the end I went with pot roast and new potatoes with rosemary. He cleaned his plate after giving me a curious look, which I chose to ignore.

We had plenty of time for serious discussions; right now I wanted another go at that nice hanging piece of meat between his thighs.

“You done?” his voice intruded on my thoughts and before I could answer he was taking both our plates to the sink.

“Before I forget, that dress you’re barely wearing, that and anything else like it is a no-no. You can wear shit like that around the house for my eyes only, but you ever step foot out of here dressed like that again, we’re gonna have problems.”

I need a joint for this mess. “I knew it was too good to be true. Look here officer dense, I already have a father I don’t need another one.

Especially not one that’s going to breathe down my neck and tell me what to do. I moved away from home to avoid that shit. You can put down my dishes and walk your ass out of my damn kitchen.”

Was he hard of hearing? He acted as though he hadn’t heard a word I’d said, just carried on rinsing the dishes and stacking them in the dishwasher.

I wasn’t exactly mad, more like disappointed that he had to go and spoil a good thing. I hate being told what to do; it pisses me off.

“Didn’t you hear me?”

“I heard you, I just choose to ignore you when you’re being stupid.”

“When I...” I was up and in his face like a shot; this is why I stay high.

“Get out of my house before I call the police.”

“I am the police, now I suggest you settle your little ass down. What’s so bad about a man not wanting his woman showing the goods to anyone else? Would you like me to walk around with my cock hanging out for all the world to see?”

“That’s illegal, there’s nothing wrong with this dress.”

“There was nothing wrong with it when you were trying to catch me, now you’ve reeled me in, unless there’s another fish on your hook you don’t need anymore bait.”

It sounded like it made sense, but I still didn’t like it one bit. I stomped back to my seat fuming, asshole jerk.

CALEB

She’s pissed, but then again when isn’t she? I dried off my hands and turned to face her at the table. Her face was set and she looked mad enough to chew nails.

“Are we staying here or going to my place?” she pouted and rolled her eyes but didn’t answer. “Here it is then.”

I picked her up kicking and screaming and headed out of the kitchen and down the hallway looking for the nearest bed.

When I found one I dropped her on it and fell on top of her, pinning her in place. “Caleb, I don’t want to do this with you anymore...”

“Tough fucking luck, you did everything you could to get me, now I’m here to stay, now open your legs like a good girl so I can fuck you.”

“You...are you some sort of Neanderthal or something?”

“Or something.” I forced her legs open with mine and latched onto her neck; that ought to keep her ass quiet.

She arched into me and pulled me in closer, while rubbing her pussy against my hardening cock.

“Oh fuck me Caleb.”

“I plan to.” I tore her dress off and just reached between us and fiddled with my zipper until my cock was loose. I lifted her leg out of the way and closed my eyes as I was enveloped in the sweet heat of her pussy once more.

This time was a little slower, a little sweeter. I took my time and nibbled on her flesh as she moved beneath me.

I whispered softly in her ear, things I wanted to do to her, keeping her at fever pitch.

Each time she tried to rush me, or use her bionic pussy on me, I bit into her neck and fucked deep, keeping control of the situation.

It’s safe to say I diffused the situation but who knows how long that will last, but by the time I crawled out of her bed the next day we were back on track.

“What do you have planned for today baby?”

“Job search, I’m getting bored.”

“I thought your dad didn’t want you taking just any job?”

“He’ll get over it, I’m feeling bold today.” She stretched and yawned and looked so fucking cute I couldn’t resist dragging her back to bed for one last round.

***

I got to work on time, barely. I have to remember to pick up some vitamins or some shit today, that girl can sure drain the old oil pump.

I was a grinning ass most of the day as I waited for knock off time. As the clock wound down I was praying that no one would kill anyone or commit any major crimes that I would have to oversee.

Usually I live for that shit, but I couldn’t wait to get back to my girl. I figure I better see about a ring for her soon because there was only one place for this thing to go.

I pulled into her driveway instead of mine and thought nothing of the strange car that was parked there. I did come up short at the sight of the strange guy that answered her door though. What the fuck?

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Oh, you must be Caleb.” The smarmy fuck looked down his nose at me. This had better be her brother or her ass was dead.

“Yeah and you are?

“I’m Angelica’s fiancé.”

“The fuck you are asshole.”

“He’s no one come on in Caleb.”

“Angel we have to talk about the wedding.”

“Are you deaf or stupid? No I will not marry you; no I will not sit around your evil ass mother’s table for thanksgiving. No I will not give her any more evil spawn grandchildren like your insipid brother and your cow of a sister already has. Get a grip.”

“Your daddy will hear about this.” he puffed up like a peacock. I always wanted to know what that looked like, now I do, not pretty.

“Run along and tattle you little weasel.”

“Baby what’s going on?” I watched him saunter away to his half a million- dollar car. These people had too much fucking money and not enough sense.

“Oh nothing, just daddy trying to run my life again.”

“Meaning?” I walked through the door and hugged her to me.

“He thinks I should get married and give up my idea of a career.”

“Oh he does, does he?”

“Yep, and he has the groom all picked out.”

“Fuck that, you’re not marrying anyone else but me.”

“That’s what I told him.” By now I was already laying her across the table, I hope she fed him coffee here, right where I’d taken her the day before.

“What you...” she nodded her head at me as I released my dick and went in search of her entrance.

I sank into her nice and slow as I held her eyes with mine. I didn’t tell her this, but I agreed with her father on one point.

“You’re not on birth control are you?” I went in deep, searching for her cervix. Shit I’ll have to get rid of her weed supply.

“Nope.”

“Good girl.”

THE END