Authors: Cathy Kelly
Dame Street branch was going to Mars on a space shuttle
for the rest of her life instead of to Sydney for a year.
Nobody could party like the bank people, Cara thought
ruefully. It must have been looking at all that money every
day and not being able to touch it that made them aware
of how fleeting life was and how they had to enjoy it now.
Or something like that. She had a vague memory of
discussing this theory with somebody in the men’s toilet
when she and all the bank girls had barged in past a couple
of frightened blokes, claiming there was an endless queue
for the women’s and they were desperate.
Cara hoped that was the worst thing they’d done. She
couldn’t keep up with those women. They must have
constitutions of iron because when she’d finally decided
she had to go home at half-eleven, they were all warming
up for a night in Club M where the guest of honour was
promised a ducking in the Jacuzzi, clothes or no clothes.
It was small compensation to think that somewhere in
the city of Dublin, there had to be a few people who were
feeling more hungover than she.
Unfortunately, that tiny glimmer of pleasure was
dimmed by the fact that she hadn’t been up in time to see
Phoebe that morning, so her plan to apologise for storming
out of the flat hadn’t come to fruition. She hated not being
friends with someone, hated uncomfortable silences. It was
bad enough engaging in a Cold War with Evie, without
starting battles with anyone else. Before long, she’d have
no friends, she decided mournfully.
‘Cara,’ said a voice and she whirled around to see
Bernard Redmond staring at her in an unnerving way, as if
she were a rare species of bug and he was a collector with
a net who’d been searching for something new to pin in a
glass frame. ‘I was hoping I’d find you here.’
Instantly on her guard, she looked at her boss warily.
Bernard never looked pleased to see anyone except his
bank manager and his sweet sleeping partner, Millicent. If
he did look pleased to see you, experience had shown the
staff that it was only because he was looking forward to
screeching abuse at you for something.
Bernard didn’t drink, smoke or hang around bars so he
only had two hobbies: sneaking around the building,
surprising people who’d taken a crafty early fag break in
the ante-room off the canteen, and screaming blue murder
at people for no reason whatever. Cara didn’t smoke, she
was at her desk working - in theory, anyway - so it had to
be a bollocking. She prepared herself for it.
‘Hello, Bernard,’ she responded carefully.
‘We are alone?’ he asked, as if someone very small was
lurking behind the filing cabinet in the corner.
‘Yes.’
‘Good, good. I need to talk to you. Privately.’
Cara gulped. This didn’t look good. Ewan. He knew
about Ewan, that had to be it. Fraternising with colleagues
was bad for business and meant nobody got their job done
properly, she guessed.
‘I believe Zoe is looking for another job,’ he said
conversationally, sitting down on her chair and fixing Cara
with his best television evangelist’s stare.
If Cara had been expecting anything, it wasn’t this. She’d
been waiting for Bernard to launch into a speech about
employees dating each other and how this wasn’t allowed
by the company. But Zoe! How the hell did he know she
was contemplating leaving? The place must be bugged. She
wouldn’t put it past him. Transmitting toilet rolls in the
ladies’ and concealed microphones in the light sockets,
that’d be Bernard’s idea of keeping up with what the staff
were up to.
He was frowning less than usual, which meant he was
attempting to look quizzical, expecting an answer.
He could stuff it, Cara thought with a momentary surge
of rebellion.
‘Really?’ she said in astonishment. ‘Gosh,’ she added,
blinking and trying to look like the sort of person who said
‘gosh’ instead of the ‘for fuck’s sake!’ she’d have normally
used. ‘She’s never mentioned it to me.’
The quizzical expression disappeared and his gimlet eyes
got even smaller, if that was possible. ‘Yes, she’s leaving,’ he said. “I thought you’d have known.’
‘I’m sure I would.’ She paused. ‘If Zoe were actually
leaving.’
Bernard swiftly recovered from his shock at Cara actually
being impertinent.
‘Well, she is,’ he said smoothly. ‘And I have another
applicant for her job. I expect you to make the transfer of
accounts run smoothly. This is an important department
within the company.’
He never said that at wage review time, she reflected.
But Ewan was right. Zoe’s going meant she’d have to do
twice the work until her replacement was up to speed.
‘She’s the daughter of a dear friend of mine,’ Bernard
emphasised,’ so be nice to her.’
Correction, Cara thought grimly, make that twice the
work forever. Any daughter of a pal of Bernard’s was
bound to be some intellectually challenged bimbo who
didn’t know one end of a pen from the other and would
require babysitting for at least six months before she was
capable of drawing a straight line or finding the coffee
machine unaided.
‘Of course,’ she said automatically. ‘But,’ she added
hastily, ‘if Zoe isn’t going …’
Bernard didn’t let her finish the sentence. ‘She is.’
Zoe took the news remarkably well for someone who’d
only been toying with the idea of leaving and was now as
good as fired. The last person who’d decided to leave was
given half an hour to clear their desk and Bernard had
made the deeply embarrassed security guard stand over
the recalcitrant employee as he packed a bin liner with his
possessions.
‘I still have a month to work out my notice,’ she said.
‘He’ll probably tell you not to bother coming back as
soon as you hand your resignation in,’ Cara fretted.
‘Remember Dino. You’d have thought he was going to steal
half the computers in the place the way Bernard had him
watched.’
Zoe shrugged. ‘If that happens, it happens, Cara. Besides,
the interview went very well this morning. I’m sure they’re
going to offer me the job and I’d like to work there. Better
than here, apart from working with you,’ she added, seeing
Cara’s downcast face. ‘Come on, think of the leaving party
we’ll have.’
‘I’m too hungover even to think of having an alcoholic
drink ever again,’ Cara said gloomily.
‘Spoilsport,’ Zoe said. ‘A couple of Screwdrivers and
you’ll be right as rain, I promise.’
‘Why is it that whenever anyone says “I promise”, it’s
always detrimental to my health,’ Cara muttered.
Retail therapy, thought Olivia, swinging the shopping bags
into the passenger seat, was definitely one of the most
enjoyable pastimes in the world. Better than sex. Far better
than sex, she corrected herself. Her current sex life was
hardly very therapeutic since it consisted of no sex when
Stephen was away (endurable because it meant he wasn’t
bossing her around either) or the sort of soulless encounter
she found herself tolerating (because actually to discuss
what was wrong with their relationship would be to start
them on a rocky road from which there’d be no turning).
Under the circumstances, spending a huge chunk of a
month’s wages she hadn’t even been paid yet on clothes
for her TV appearances was fifty times more therapeutic
than any lovemaking.
She patted the selection of orange Karen Millen and
cream Kilkenny bags fondly. If scientists could bottle the euphoria you experienced after buying new, change-your life clothes, then no woman would need Prozac, she decided.
In the teacher’s loo in St Joseph’s, she changed into
one of her new outfits: a pinstripe grey trouser suit
which was cut with the sort of sharp modern tailoring
she’d never worn before. Stephen liked her in classic
clothes, double-breasted blazers and elegant twin sets you
could wear with pearls and scarves with horses on them.
The sort of thing her mother had by the drawerful but
which she loathed.
She was sure he’d disapprove of this Karen Millen suit
with its fashionable edge and outrageous red lining. Yet it
gave her a surge of confidence to wear it.
Of course, it wasn’t precisely the sort of outfit you’d
wear to teach 3A but Olivia needed to try it out, to get
comfortable in the suit before she wore it to the television
studios the next day. A trial run with the worst-behaved
class ever to tramp down the once-silent halls of St
Joseph’s would be perfect.
It was a different Mrs MacKenzie who walked calmly
into the big Home Economics room ten minutes later.
Her face didn’t have the hunted look teachers’ faces
usually had when about to face the bane of their lives.
Instead, she looked quietly confident, a look her pupils
were not familiar with. They took very little notice when
she shut the door to the classroom. Mrs MacKenzie, along
with the young Geography teacher with the stammer,
wasn’t the sort of person to strike fear into their souls.
Seriously in need of painting, the room stank of a bizarre
mixture of cookery smells, most of which were overpowered
by the stench of burnt onion from some previous
culinary experiment.
3A were already at their desks, some waiting quietly, the
remainder shouting at the top of their voices in the happy
expectation of an undemanding class where they could
chat, tell jokes and discuss which member of Westlife they
wanted to marry without any fear of Mrs Mackenzie
stopping them.
‘Good morning, class,’ she said. Apart from a few
mumbled hellos from the good kids, who were too afraid
of the troublemakers to be seen to be paying much
attention to the teacher, nobody responded. The noise level
continued unabated.
‘I said, good morning, class. Now sit down and be quiet.’
Her voice was harder, louder and brooked no opposition.
She gave them a cool, clear stare, a look that had worked
well when she’d tried it in front of the camera.
The class sat up straighter and most of the noise
stopped, which was a first, Olivia realised smugly. Only the
few troublemakers kept talking, the secondary’ school
version of giving someone a two-fingered salute.
Cheryl Dennis, Olivia’s particular bete noire, chatted the
loudest. You can’t touch me, she seemed to be saying,
running a hand through her short dark hair unconcernedly.
Olivia gazed at the pupil who’d tortured her for so long,
the girl who was singlehandedly responsible for making
her reconsider her career as a teacher. Before Cheryl, she’d
been a decent teacher and had never lost control of a class.
But from that first day Cheryl had stared at her shrewdly,
sensing like a temperamental horse with an inexperienced
rider that here was a person who could lose command in
an instant, Olivia’s confidence as a teacher had plummeted
like a stone.
Her fear of losing control in class had spread to every
lesson she took, until the point where she’d entered even
the first years’ class with trepidation. She’d endured it for
the seven months since Cheryl had moved - meaning
expelled, they reckoned knowledgeably in the staffroom from
another school. Not anymore.
Olivia eyed up her opponent, trying to remember how she’d stared Nancy Roberts down. Cheryl was short, tomboyish and made her school uniform look as
un-uniform as possible with the addition of blocky fashionable
shoes, a seriously turned up skirt and an overlarge
school jumper. Her eyes were rock hard and bristled with
attitude.
Action was required, Olivia decided. If she could quell a
television studio with her performance, she could certainly
shut up a little cow like Ms Dennis.
‘I said, be quiet,’ she said, staring straight at the troublemaker with menace in her voice.
The class, sensing something was very different today,
fell silent. Even Cheryl.
Olivia walked to the back of the classroom, as slowly
and casually as if she was going for an afternoon stroll. She
did look different today, very cool, admitted a couple of
the girls to themselves grudgingly.
‘Nice suit,’ whispered one fashion-conscious soul longingly
to her best friend, recognising superior tailoring, the
sort of thing they admired in their mothers’ magazines.
They both yearned to look like Mrs MacKenzie, all slim,
blonde and elegant. It was just that she was such a
pushover. They didn’t want to be like her. They wanted to
be strong, powerful women. But it occurred to at least
some of them that Mrs MacKenzie wasn’t acting her usual
pushover self today.
Mrs MacKenzie stood beside Cheryl, staring down at her
with an amused expression on her face.
The girl stared back at her insolently.
Olivia, knowing that this had to be done and silently