Authors: Diana Peterfreund
“I'm just saying, we could have had calzones if you'd
just answered the door and didn't make him do the whole routine.”
“Egg-roll calzones?” Eric asked, materializing by my side.
“Forget it.” Savannah peeled the cheese off her pizza. “They're fattening anyway.”
“So how's the Fiona conspiracy coming along?” Eric asked as we all sat down with our pizza. “Have you figured out her evil plot of evil against Dad yet? Just tell me if Paper Clip is in on it. And to think of all the catnip I've given that traitor.”
“Paper Clip is on our side,” I said as the cat rubbed against my legs and whined for her dinner.
“That's what she wants you to think.” He turned to Savannah. “See, it's not enough for conspiracy theorists that there's a
they
. There also has to be an evil plot, and it usually involves taking over the world.”
“I don't think Fiona is trying to take over the world.”
“No,” said Eric, with his mouth full. “Just Dad.”
That was it. I'd had enough of the doubters. I pushed back from the table and stood. “Okay. I'll get proof.”
“This ought to be good,” Eric said. I ignored him and stalked into Dad's office. His inner sanctum.
After the flood and the scandal, Dad became much more careful about his records. He even invented a filing
systemâof sorts. As he'd pointed out to me, if the system was too straightforward, it would be easy for
them
to get in. So, for instance, Eric's and my medical and school records aren't filed under our names. They are filed under K for “kids.” You have to be one of us to figure out the secret codes and find anything.
On top of that, the whole cabinet is housed in a fireproof safe, every file is enclosed in a waterproof plastic bag, andâbecause it's Dad we're talking about hereâhe's even made sure to include some tamper-proof elements, just in case
they
come around. Every single plastic bag is sealed with a minuscule hair trapped precisely one inch from the left side of the bag. That way, if someone came and opened it without Dad's knowledge, the hair would fall out of place and he'd know.
It's truly brilliant, and not paranoid or whatever Mom called it on her last visit.
“If Fiona really
was
into the whole conspiracy theory thing,” I said loudly, storming over to the safe, “then she would have had at least basic password protection on her laptop files. I wouldn't have been able to copy them.” I dialed in the combination to the safe, then yanked open the cabinet marked PâZ. “And if Fiona really
was
into my dad, and had gone out of her way to get copies of the Underberg diary for him, then she would have given them to him.”
S-section for scientist, A-folder for Aloysius. I flipped to the appropriate waterproof bag. “And he would have put them away . . . right here.”
I looked down at the seal.
No hair.
I LOOKED UP AT ERIC, MY MOUTH OPEN IN SHOCK. “ERIC, THERE'S NO hair.”
“What?” Savannah asked, her eyebrows knitting.
“My dad always seals these files with a hair. That way he knows if someone comes along and tampers with it. There's no hair on the seal of this file.”
Savannah blinked at me several times, then turned to my brother. “Okay, Eric, I'm officially on your side. This is ridiculous.”
But the color had drained from my brother's face. “No, Gillian is right. Dad's nuts about his system. I mean, he might forget to turn off the iron, but he never, ever forgets
the hair seal on his files.” I was sure he was already envisioning Dad breaking out the tent and mapping a secret campsite. Eric would go into video game withdrawal. “If he'd shown this to Fiona, the hair would still be there.”
“Eww, really?” Savannah asked. “Whose hair does he use?”
“His,” Eric said, pushing past Savannah to join me at the cabinet. “He almost went bald after the flood when he first set this up.” Eric turned to me. “Is there any way to tell if something's missing?”
I glanced at the file, the pages and CDs of info contained within. “I don't know. But I do think I know Fiona's plan. Savannah said maybe Fiona had somehow bought Dr. Underberg's diary for my dad, like maybe she thought he'd like some extra information on him.”
“So?” Savannah asked.
“Well, what if it's exactly the opposite? What if
she
needs some extra information about Underbergâsomething that's not in the diaryâand she thinks my dad still has it?”
“And she's dating him to sweet-talk him into giving it to her?” Eric had definitely dropped the sarcasm.
“Or to get close enough to him so she could get into his office and see what he had left.”
My brother nodded slowly. “That would explain what she sees in him, at least.”
“All her files were named Omega,” I said. “Whatever she's looking for, it's called Omega.”
“You could look under O?” Savannah suggested.
Eric snorted. “Dad's system doesn't work like that. We'd need to know what Omega means to Dad.”
“Or what it meant to Underberg.” I closed up the filing cabinet and grabbed a copy of Dad's Underberg book off the shelf. We have loads of copies lying around, ever since the publisher stopped selling them. I turned to the index, looking for any mention of “Omega.”
“Nothing in the book,” I said. “What does Omega even mean?”
“I think it's a Greek letter,” said Savannah. “My cousin is a Chi Omega at college. Sororities all have Greek-letter names.”
“So maybe Underberg was in a fraternity called Omega?” I asked.
“It also means âlast,'” Eric pointed out. “Like
The Omega Man
is a zombie movie about the last human on Earth. And a lot of final bosses in video games are Omega this or Omega that.”
Savannah was already paging through Dad's dictionary to O. “We're both right. It's the last letter in the Greek alphabet, so sometimes people use it to mean âlast' or âend.'”
“G for Greek?” Eric asked me, turning back to the filing cabinet. “F for foreign languages?”
I smiled at him. Finally, he'd seen the light. I pulled open a drawer. “Let's try L for Last.” But there was no file marked “Last” in the drawer. Just one marked “Loose Pages.” I lifted it out and opened the waterproof bag, making sure to press my finger over the hair seal to keep it from slipping out.
The file was pretty thick, with all kinds of paper scrapsâwhat looked like everything from old grocery lists to a few notes scrawled on the backs of receipts. A small, yellowed page of lined paper caught my eye and I yanked it out of the stack.
The size and shape matched the scans from Fiona's computer. The edge was ragged, as if it had been torn from a notebook. The handwriting was Aloysius Underberg's.
I clutched the page to my chest and ran back to the living room with Paper Clipâwho knew quite well never to enter Dad's officeâhot on my heels from the second I hit the hall. The printouts of Fiona's files were still sitting on the coffee table and I lined the loose page up against the torn edges on the final printout, the one marked “Omega-AU-pg127.”
It was a perfect match.
I heard Savannah and Eric behind me.
“This is what she's looking for,” I whispered, holding up the matching pages. “It's the missing last page of Underberg's diary. It must have fallen out and gotten lost
with Dad's stuff before the rest of the diary was stolen.” I dropped back on the couch.
“So Omega means the last page of Dr. Underberg's diary?” Savannah asked.
“I guess.”
“Wait, no,” said Eric. “That doesn't make sense. All Fiona's files are named Omega, not just the one for this page.”
“True.” So if she wasn't looking for this one piece of paper, what was she looking for? Paper Clip leaped up beside me and scratched her cheek against the edge of the page. “But then what is it?”
“Well,” prompted Eric, plucking the page out of my hand. “What does the magical page say?”
I tried to grab it back, but he held it out of my reach, vaulting over the back of the couch.
“A whole lot of gibberish,” he said with a shrug. “Typical Underberg stuff.”
I lunged for the page and snatched it back. And, though I hated to admit it, Eric was right. Because this is what it said:
I find I cannot be so cruel as to destroy my greatest creation, despite the cruelty of those I trusted. Very well. For those who trust me it shall not be difficult to reach safety, for you know my heart:
You know who I am, and the heavenly body that heralded my arrival. IX marks the spot
.
You know where I'm from, and the gifts I have left there. And even if the sun sets on this Earth, you can use it to start your journey
.
Follow the path I've laid for you, in the direction marked by the birth of ice
.
When you find my twin, you will find my treasure
.
Underneath that, in a different shade of pen, like it was written later, was what looked like a phone number:
x=5906376272
And then a line, with more numbers underneath:
0.05=1391000
“Are either of you planning on telling me what it says?” Savannah asked. She was still holding the dictionary open to O for omega.
“Eric's right.” I sighed. “More gibberish.”
Savannah leaned over my shoulder to read. “What's all that stuff about heavenly bodies? Hey, you said Dr. Underberg was a NASA scientist, right?”
“Yeah?”
“Well, that other sheet said something about the stars, and this one is all about âheavenly bodies' and the sun and the Earth. Maybe Omega is some sort of space thing. A . . . moon or an asteroid or something.”
“You know who might be able to tell us?” Eric said. “That kid at school. The one who's obsessed with NASA?”
“Eww,” said Savannah. “Howard Noland? He's such a dweeb. Nobody talks to him on purpose.”
Eric nodded. “But he knows everything there is to know about space. We have PE together and it's the only thing he'll talk about.”
“Exactly,” said Savannah. “
Literally
the only thing. He's our age, but he's only in fifth. They held him back in first grade, you know, because he was such a freak.” She twirled her finger around her ears.
Like people didn't say that every day about my dad.
“And we're just as crazy if we actually encourage him on his whole space obsession. He'll talk your ear off.”
“If he can help me figure out what Fiona is up to, I'll risk both my ears. I don't know what's going on, but someone was willing to ruin Dad's life over this Underberg thing last year, and Fiona is definitely involved now. I can't let anyone hurt Dad like that again.”
Eric was staring at me. “So you don't think we should tell Dad what we found?”
“We can try,” I said, “but if he gets paranoid, you know what that means.”
Eric shuddered.
“What does it mean?” Savannah asked.
“Best-case scenario?” my brother said. “We're all eating packaged foods and drinking bottled water for a week. Worst-case? He takes us off the grid until things calm down.”
“Off the grid?”
“Camping,” I explained. “No phone, no TV, no internet, no footprints if he's feeling especially cautious.”
I'd never forget what Mom told Dad the morning she left the campsite. We'd done a full month of it when the scandal had first hit, and lost our mom in the deal. What would we lose if Dad started down that road again? Paper Clip? The house?
“Okay. Let's keep it a secret until we know if we're dealing with anything at all. Who knows?” I forced a smile. “Maybe Eric's right and this is all in my head.”
But I don't think even Eric believed that anymore.
THE NEXT DAY, BEFORE SCHOOL STARTED, ERIC AND I MET SAVANNAH IN front of the doors. “So where's Howard?”
Eric pointed at a kid sitting on the stoop, his face buried in a book even thicker than most of the ones in Dad's office. Our school wasn't that big, but I don't think I'd ever talked to this kid beforeâor even seen him. I guess he didn't rate among Savannah's lunchtime companions. Howard Noland had unruly black hair and wore a faded green T-shirt with frayed edges. As I watched, he sneezed, then rubbed the back of his hand across his nose.
Savannah pursed her lips. “This is a terrible idea.”
“You have a better one?” Eric asked her.
“No, but let's do it quick, before anyone catches us talking to him.”
I was already striding toward Howard, the printouts clutched firmly in my hands.
Savannah and Eric trotted along behind me, still arguing.
“You might have had PE with Howard for a few months,” Savannah was saying, “but I've known him for years. And I'm telling you, this is not going to go well.”
“What makes you think that?” he shot back.
I reached him. “Hi,” I said, but he didn't look up from his book. “Are you Howard? I'm Gillian Seagretâ”
“I know who you are,” he said, eyes still on the book. “You're the one who doesn't believe in the moon landing.”
Savannah turned to Eric, her eyes flashing in triumph. “See?”
“Point taken,” said Eric.
“No,” I corrected Howard. Dad and I might like conspiracies, but we weren't
crackpots
. “I think Apollo 11 landed on the moon. I just don't think NASA did a live broadcast of it.” What, did this kid keep tabs of every time NASA was mentioned at school? I'd made one comment at lunch one day. . . . “They claimed there were problems with the cameras that kept Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong in the lander for a full hour afterâ”
Now Howard looked up from his book, but his gaze
traveled no farther than my knees. “Actually, the truth is that NASA wanted them to take a five-hour sleep period but they were too excited and wanted to go down right awayâ”
“Which also doesn't make sense if they were planning a live broadcast for prime time!” I argued. “That would have put the broadcast at four a.m. Remember, this is the America that accidentally caught Lee Harvey Oswald, the man who killed President Kennedy, getting shot on
live
TV earlier in the decade. Do you really think NASA wanted to risk the world watching Neil Armstrong get eaten by green moon monsters, too?”
“Wait. There aren't green moon monsters,” said Savannah. “Are there?”
“They delayed the broadcast,” I stated firmly. “It's the only rational explanation.”
“Rational!” Howard blurted. “Do you even know the definition of that word?”
Eric cleared his throat and stepped between us. “Anyway,” he said, glaring at me. “We were wondering, Howard, if you could help us out with a little puzzle. Gillian?” he prompted.
I thrust the papers at Howard.
“What is this?” he asked, drawing back from them like they might bite. “More NASA conspiracy theories?”
“Maybe,” Eric admitted.
“It's a riddle,” said Savannah. “Something to do with spaceâstars, planets, stuff like that. Anyway, it was written by a NASA scientist and we thought if anyone in this town could figure it out, it would be you.” She batted her eyelashes at him.
He didn't seem to notice, probably because he still wouldn't look any of us in the face. “Well, that's the only
rational
statement you've made so far. Who is the NASA scientist?”
I hesitated. If Howard was already suspicious of me because of my totally understandable concerns about the inconsistencies in the official moon landing reportâwhich, by the way, Dad taught a whole class about if Howard ever wanted to hear the
real
storyâwhat would he think if we told him that we wanted his help interpreting the diaries of a scientist NASA had fired for being crazy?
“Aloysius Underberg,” Savannah said before I could stop her. She shot me a look and moved her hand in a
hurry-up
gesture.
“Really?” Howard straightened. “It's so hard to find stuff about him. He may have ended up disgraced, but before he started going bad, he contributed a lot to the program. It's a shame they scrubbed the record. I heard someone was writing a biography about him, but I haven't been able to find it.”
“Our dad wrote it,” my brother offered.
“Eric!” I warned. But Howard had focused in on him like no one else existed.
“How much is about the space program?”
“Seven chapters,” I said, since it was clear this was our only option. And that gave me an idea. “And you can have it . . . if you help us.” Why not? We had dozens of copies at home.
Howard popped up off the curb and stuck out his handânot the one he'd used to wipe his nose, thank goodness. “Deal.”
Instead of shaking his hand, I gave him the papers.
MUCH TO SAVANNAH'S embarrassment, Howard came to see us at lunch and told us he had a few ideas, but he needed to check some books he had at home before “presenting his findings.” I thought Sav's eyes might roll out of her head. At first he wanted us to come home with him, but Savannah put her foot down.
“I have things to do after school,” she'd argued.
“What things?” I asked, and she elbowed me. “Oh. Actually, Howard, we're going to have to go to my house to get the book first.”
“I can come with you,” he said. Savannah shook her head vehemently.
“No, it's okay,” I said. “We'll meet you at your place. It'll save time.”
So after school, Eric, Savannah, and I stopped off at home to pick up Dad's book, then biked over to the address Howard had given us.
“Are you sure doing this won't hurt your reputation?” Eric asked Savannah.
“No more than being seen at school with you does,” she said with a smirk.
The Nolands lived closer to the center of town than we did, so all the streets and driveways were paved, though to judge from the antlers affixed to the grill of what I assumed was Howard's dad's pickup truck taking up the entire driveway, that didn't necessarily make them city folks.
We parked our bikes in the driveway and headed up the walk. We rang the bell out front, and a few seconds later, the door opened.
There, on the threshold, stood Private Pizza.
Savannah dug her nails into my arm and squealed in the back of her throat.
“Hi,” said Eric as Private Pizza gaped at us. “Is Howard home?”
He wasn't dressed in his uniform, of course, just a black T-shirt and track pants. “Is this some kind of joke?”
“Um,” I said, somehow finding my voice through the shock of seeing him and the pain Savannah was inflicting
on my arm. “We're looking for Howard Noland. Does he live here?”
“He's my brother,” said the guy Sav and I had tormented on our front porch once a week since Dad's classes had started.
Savannah seemed to be having trouble breathing. “You're . . . Howard's . . . omigod.”
Private Pizza shook his head and whistled through his teeth. “The Creek Terrace Terrible Twosome, here for Howard. Does he have any idea what you two are like?”
Eric turned to look at us. “What are you two like?”
“You don't want to know,” I told him under my breath. I didn't need Eric getting any more ammunition to use against Savannah.
Private Pizza called into the interior of the house. “Howard! You have, uh,
visitors
.”
Eric entered and I stumbled after him, pulling a hyperventilating Savannah along.
“Gillian!” she whispered to me as we headed down the hall. “He has a
name
for us.”
I grunted as we passed a large recliner upholstered in camouflage print. “Not a good one.” The living room had three deer heads and a whole flock of ducks on the wall. I wondered if any were Howard's. Or Private Pizza's.
We reached Howard's room and knocked.
“You may enter,” came the reply from inside.
Savannah snickered behind her hands. I elbowed her.
In comparison to the rest of the house, Howard's bedroom looked like Tomorrowland had exploded inside. The walls were painted midnight blue and dotted with glow-in-the-dark star stickers, each carefully labeled with the name of the constellation they depicted. Models of rockets and other spacecraft lined the shelf above the bedâI recognized Sputnik, Mercury, Saturn, the lunar landing module from the Apollo missions, and the space shuttle. There was a map of the moon with all its landmarks labeled behind the desk, which was piled high with books on astronomy and NASA, and a signed photograph of Buzz Aldrin held pride of place in a frame on the nightstand. Howard was seated at the desk, the papers spread out in front of him.
“Hi,” I said brightly. “Thanks for having us ovâ”
“Did you bring the book?” he asked, his tone brusque.
I reached into my backpack. “Do you have answers for us?”
“Book first. I've been tricked into doing work for people like you before.” He gestured in Savannah's general direction.
“
People like us?
” Savannah said. “What's
that
supposed to mean?” She turned to me. “Don't give it to him, Gillian. He doesn't know anything.”
I looked at Howard, who was sitting there with a bland expression on his face. Savannah could play stupid all she wanted, but I knew what he was getting at. If Sav and I didn't have six years of best friendship between us, I might even have agreed with him.
I shrugged and handed over the Underberg book. “Whatever. We have other copies.”
Howard took it, spun around and carefully slid it on a shelf, then turned immediately back to the pages on his desk. “All right. So, these pages. I probably should have guessed, given the questionable reputation of Dr. Underberg at NASA, but he's not actually talking about stars or spaceships or anything like that.”
“His questionable reputation?” I echoed angrily. “What are you talking about?”
“Please, Gills. You know exactly what he means,” Eric said. “Underberg was cuckoo. Even Dad thought he was a little bit nutty toward the end.”
“And this must have been the
very
end,” said Savannah. “It's the last page from his diary before he disappeared.”
They had a point, but still, I didn't want to work with Howard if he was going to insult Dr. Underberg at every turn. How could I trust anything he said?
On the other hand, whatever information the page contained, Fiona clearly thought it was important. Which
meant I wanted to understand it. “Then what is he talking about?”
Howard held up the mysterious last page. “This right here? It's not a riddle.”
“No?”
“It's a treasure map.”