Out of Oz: The Final Volume in the Wicked Years (79 page)

“Oh,” said La Mombey, dismissing the matter with her hand once she had understood. “The body of Lir! I see. But he’s not dead. Not essentialy. Whoever said he was dead? Yes, I had him drugged and enchanted, to bring him to Munchkinland, and he proved sulen and torpid as a prisoner of war. Refused to help the cause, et cetera. It’s not my fault he’s made no effort to reject his disguise as a Black Elephant. It’s his own lack of wil that causes the form to cling to him. The form wil kil him if he won’t slough it off. I can’t help that. Hah!—more of a mouse than a man, even. In my opinion he’s not man enough to
deserve
to be an Elephant. He can’t carry it off. But I thought
that
was the corpse to which you were referring. True, he refused to come here with us to supervise the handover, either, so I had him drugged again, to spirit him away from my dragonmaster. Lir is not very wel; he wasn’t meant to harbor so long in that form, and suffering it may be the death of him, in time. But for now he’s relatively alive in that shroud of an Elephant body, I’m afraid. I thought you wanted to demand his release. Wasn’t that it? I got up too early, I’m not focusing.” At this Shel spoke for the first time, giving his final directive as Emperor. “He is, nonetheless, a relative, even if I never recognized him as such the few times our paths crossed. Sever him from his disguise, so I may honor my word to his kin and mine.”

“A condition of the surrender agreement,” intoned Avaric.

“Now? Dreadfuly inconvenient. But very wel. You’l have to clear the hal.” Mombey waved her hand.

“You’l need his wife. It’s only right and proper,” said the Cowardly Lion, and he sent for Candle.

“People, I want this finished,” said La Mombey. “If I’m to do what I can to return this Lir to his human form—hoping he doesn’t go and die on us in the operation—I’l need to freshen up.” The room never completely emptied. Underlings hastened about, scribes made copies by hand for an orgy of signatures. Rain and Tip remained in the shadows, warm from their romancing, thrilingly shy of garments. Learning every inch of each other’s forms using every measure at their disposal.

By evening most of the dignitaries had left. Under orders of the ascending Throne Minister of Oz, the great Varquisohn carpet had been shifted to the center of the vast concourse. Upon it waited some implements of her trade.

Only a dozen or two witnesses remained when La Mombey emerged from behind a screen. Brrr thought she was displaying a latent tendency to slumming. She returned not as a goddess in wings of hammered gold but as the Crone of a Thousand Years, almost Kumbricia-like in her hobbledyhoyness. Her skirts were patched, and a bonnet sat on her head large enough to house a pair of aley cats. Rain, peering from her hideout, found Mombey smaler and more humble than expected—almost dumpy. Her shoulders were stooped as if she’d suffered rickets in childhood, and her chins seemed doughy and marmy. Around her shoulders she wore a woven shawl whose warp looked like dead ivy and whose weft was made of broken twigs.

“Mombey as she used to look in the old days,” whispered Tip. “I never expected to see her like this again.”

On a smal black iron plate Mombey lit four coals. Into the throats of a trio of bottles of sarsaparila or something she had plunged the feathers of a peacock. She set two keys down in a definitive way. “The Key of Material Disposition,” she said fatuously, “and the Key to Everything Else.” She seemed to be enjoying herself.

Rain and Tip dressed each other slowly so as not to alow a single rustle of garment. Their fingers lingering over ties, traced skin underneath the clothes as far as hands could reach. Tip sucked every button on the back of Rain’s simple shift. Rain lifted the chain off her neck and put it around Tip’s, where the red locket dropped behind the breastplate of his dress habilards. At last, decent, having returned to each other the disguise of their clothes, they stood, holding their hands together, al four of them knotted.

Rain couldn’t help feel that lying with Tip had brought her father back to life, a little, just as Lir’s lying with Candle had brought her to life, once upon a time. It was a sentiment only, but it suffused her.

Candle arrived with her domingon. Next to the sorceress Candle looked like the evening nurse. She didn’t bow or make other obeisance. She merely sat on the floor and put her domingon into her lap.

She’l be a good help, thought Rain. She’d had experience drawing the human disguise off Princess Nastoya, just before I was born. Seeing the present: she can see what of Lir might stil remain alive.

And she knows I’m here, thought Rain; she’s like that. But she’s protecting me with her silence.

Workers swung open the double doors of the loading dock and dragged the cart inside. It almost didn’t clear the lintel. Upon it lay the gently steaming form of the Black Elephant. Rain’s father, if word was to be believed. Alive somewhere, somehow, inside.

“Smoke and mirrors, don’t nobody ever tel ’em nothing?” snorted Mombey. Her voice had lost its toney veneer; she sounded like a common hil witch taking a holiday in town. “Everyone sit down, and do as I say. This wil take a little concentration. I had a nice supper but it’s been quite a week and I want to make sure we get this right the first time. Are the doors barred? Light the candles, those ones there.” The Lion nodded. Avaric and the Emperor took their places on the simple bench. Rain and Tip shuddered in the shadows. The Elephant, in this musty failing light, looked like a giant delivery of coal. Tay sat on the closed eyes of the stone knight. Upon her domingon, Candle struck up a tonic plangetive.

Herbs were brought out, and a magical powder of some sort. Maybe it was just a localized pyrotechnical conceit, for drama. The vapor was scented now of violets, now of a camphorous licorice.

Rain leaned against Tip’s shoulder. Everything was about to change once again. Her father would awaken. He was no longer a threat to Mombey now that the Grimmerie had been impounded. As the final condition of his uncle’s surrender, he would be liberated. Rain’s family would be reunited. A normalcy that Rain had never known might be waiting to punish them al.

But what would happen to Tip in al this? Mombey’s chosen boy? Would there be a place to which Rain and Tip might slip away, far from the Palace of the People, far from the clasping arms of parents who had never, could never get enough of holding their arrogantly independent daughter?

But they had made her so.

Twenty fingers intertwined, puling, twisting, pushing back. Make me hurt, thought Rain, while I can feel something, in case I die during this and fail to feel anything again.

“It’s a stubborn enough spel,” muttered Mombey, and she began to refresh some aspects of it, picking up a little way back for momentum.

“Perhaps he’s already a bit deader than I figured,” she apologized a half an hour later. “I trust this isn’t going to present an insurmountable problem to His Sacredness.”

“Cal me Shel,” said the Emperor.

“Lir is a quiet sort, but he’s never been much of a team player,” observed Brrr.

“Now you tel me,” complained Mombey, and started once again.

Another twenty minutes and she began to get alarmed. “I’m getting interference,” she complained. “Something is not right. I don’t believe this lad has the nuggets needed to block me. My power is honed over a hundred years.” She turned one of the keys at an angle to the other, then put it back the way it had been before.

“He’s the son of a witch,” said the Cowardly Lion. “Elphaba Thropp. Don’t forget that.”

“Never met the bitch,” murmured Mombey. She began to be lost in chanting. Her hands elevated, swanning about, making patterns of the smoke that issued from the scorching coals.

“I’m losing him,” she caled out suddenly. “He can’t hold out against me. It’s not remotely possible. Let me try the book. Tip. Tip?” Had she looked, had she noticed that Tip had wandered off into the shadows, perhaps she’d have paused. Secured the premises, sniffed Rain out as the disturbance skewing the results of her spel, sent the girl packing. The evening might have resolved in favor of a mundane result rather than as a manifestation of history’s aggressive atropism. But Mombey was tired and off her mettle. She didn’t look up. She just held out her hand and caled him again, and Tip slipped from the shadows and came forward. He picked up the Grimmerie from a plant stand and he set it upon her bony palm.

She put it down and expertly, without hesitation, opened it and flipped its pages. A mighty witch, La Mombey, and further empowered by her victory. The Grimmerie could no longer hold its secrets from her. The pages rattled with a noise like silver chains, like ropes of rain through gutters of carven bone.

“
To Call the Lost Forward
,” she murmured, “I know I saw you in here. Don’t you betray me, after al I’ve been through to get you and use you.” She was talking to herself now, but every sylable quivered in the air. “I’d’ve stayed a common witch but for hearing about you from the foreigner. A humbug if ever I stumbled over one. I can use this book better than he might’ve done. Obey me!”

She found the spel and turned it upon the air so swiftly that Rain gasped. The cold memory of trying, with Lady Glinda, to cal winter upon the water, back in the days when Rain herself had hardly materialized yet. In remembering how difficult that spel had been to cast, yet how natural, Rain felt it al over again. As if she too were being acted upon by the strength of the spel Mombey was casting. As if the spel the old sorceress was invoking was caling Rain’s own past forward, reminding the girl of what it had meant to begin to read. The memory quickened, of how she awoke to life under the charm of the Grimmerie. She felt ful of a salty disgust, an objection deep in the blood. She had done nothing but wing through her shalow days on earth like a shadow of something else, something only windborne, without initiative, without merit or aim. Her ears hurt.

“I’ve caled the lost forward, damn it,” shouted the harridan. “You can’t resist me—I won’t have it. I’m stronger than you, Lir Thropp! You’l come forward when I order you to!” Watching Lir struggle to resist the spel, Tip had falen on his hands and knees behind Mombey. She didn’t notice. Maybe Tip was stricken in sympathy by something like the throes with which Rain herself felt throttled. Her skin burned leprous, her hearing raged.

“You
won’t
die as an Elephant, damn it. Don’t you dare. You haven’t the wilpower!” cried Mombey.

“Lir!” cried Candle. “Don’t! Don’t go!”

The pain squeezed Rain at her sides, to hold her back, but she wouldn’t be held. She burst out of the hiding place. Putting the shel to her lips, she added its long plaint to the thrum and pal of the domingon accompaniment. Candle’s eyes were closed against her own tears. She couldn’t have been surprised by her daughter’s clarion voluntary; Candle didn’t lose a note in her own playing.

The shel made a gravely tone like that of a low horn in the fog banks of a summer morning on Restwater. Some tug leaving harbor to begin its day of taxing sheep and goods and day-trippers across the lake.

Almost at once the floorboards in the great hal creaked. For a final time the last of the Ozmists seeped forth, a thousand individual fissures of steam. They clouded the room with a powdery warm presence, a fragrance. They turned, to Brrr’s astounded eyes, a different shade of white—at first lavender, he thought, but then a kind of silvery green. As if under the spel Mombey had cast they too remembered their particular origins, origins not in spirit but in spirit’s organic counterparts.

Tip roled on the floor with a thud. Before her, Rain saw him go over. She was caught between twisting toward him and turning to her father, whose Elephant form was beginning to stir for the first time. In sympathy, was it, Rain’s own skin thriled and stung, the bridge of her nose to the roots of her hair. Her fingertips and armpits and thighs al at once, as if the Ozmists were conveying some sort of airborne desiccant, a powder of ammonia or lye to vex her.

Mombey had come to a more perfervid attention. Her hat had falen back off her head, revealing a scalp nearly as bald as a dragon’s egg. “What have you done!” she cried to Rain. She crawled and lurched halfway up, on one knee, as if she couldn’t rise fast enough and would have chosen to hurtle across the room to punch Rain down, if only she had maintained a more strapping form. One with more flexible joints.

“What are you doing here? Where have you come from? No one gave you clearance. I never caled you back!”

6.

The Elephant was roling. Lir was roling. The huge vertebrae were creaking as loudly as Ugabumish castenettas. The trunk swayed; the hooves scraped at the air and great swaths of black black hair, like handfuls of scorched grass, sifted through the gloom to the cart and the floor. The Elephant trumpeted, though whether it was a death throes or a calibration of mortal triumph, the Cowardly Lion couldn’t say.

He didn’t bother to try. He was half scared to death himself.

Only the Emperor seemed unfazed. Stil on his knees after al this time, stil placid. He put his hands together and then he lifted back the colar of his great robe. It fel away from his neck, halfway down his arms, but stopped there. The Emperor opened his eyes and said, “Lir—Elphaba’s boy. I never knew you.”

As far as the Lion could tel, the noise was neither Animal nor human. The Elephant rose on his back feet, tremblingly, as if he might tumble upon La Mombey and flatten her. The Ozmists around him went iridescent emerald, like light striking a thousand whirring beetles in flight, gold and emerald, emerald and gold, the colors of Lurlinemas, the colors of pine polen in champagne sunlight. In the dusk outside, the air was filed with the clattering of the wings of the honor guard of Birds, circling the dome, crying “Lir lives! Lir lives!”

“An ambush!” shrieked La Mombey. “A coup!” Her few guards had falen to the floor, panicked and paralyzed, the way Tip also seemed to be, twisted, tilted onto his side, his hands between his legs. A seizure of some sort. The Elephant lifted onto one foot. His tusks fel away and his hide fel away. The bruised naked man lurked there, revealed, smaler than a newborn Elephant. Shaking off disguise, caled forcefuly back to live some while longer, whether he wanted to or not.