Priest (A Standalone Bad Boy Romance Love Story) (8 page)

CHAPTER
TWENTY

DAPHNE

I was sitting underneath the solar bus
shelter next to the giant statue of the strangest looking toucan I’d ever seen
and thinking about how screwed up my life was.

I was waiting for Carla’s bus to come in.
She was coming to spend the weekend with me, and I couldn’t wait to see her. I
hadn’t even realized how lonely I was until I thought about actually having a
live human in my home to talk to for a few days.

You would think all of the excitement over
that would distract me, but it didn’t, really. I still couldn’t get Jace off my
mind. Or as I should have been calling him, Father Jace.

Each time I had a carnal thought about
him, I’d say a prayer begging God to forgive me. I’m not sure if that was going
to do me any good or not, though, because it was never more than a few minutes
after I finished the prayer that I was having another one. It was so weird that
I hung on to my virginity for so long, and then, boom! I had sex with one man
and I was hooked.

Maybe
it’s like taking meth or heroin, and one taste causes you to become addicted.
Or maybe it’s just Jace. Maybe there should be guidelines about what priests
are supposed to look like. Jace doesn’t look like a priest. Even in his
cassock, he looks way too young, but then when he takes that off and he’s
wearing regular clothes…Jesus! The man is just way too sexy to be a priest!

I
blame him for this entire mess. Not just because of his sexiness, I guess he
really can’t help that, but because he never told me who he was before I slept
with him. Then afterwards, he only admitted it because he had to…and then the
worst part of it all… I came onto him again, knowing the full story. I’m so
disgusted with myself and embarrassed. He walked away that time. Why the hell
couldn’t he have just done that in the first place?

“Daphne!” I’d been wrapped in my thoughts
and hadn’t even noticed that Carla’s bus had arrived.

“Hey!” I ran over to her as she dropped
her bags to wrap me in a hug.

Carla and I were about the same height,
but she was way curvier than me. She doesn’t even border on being fat; she just
curves in all of the right places. The boys followed her around with their
tongues hanging out in high school because she was the only freshman with porn
star-sized boobs. “I’m so happy you’re here!” I told her.

She finally let go of me and said, “I’m so
happy to be here. Besides missing you like crazy, I had to see you in the flesh
and make sure you’re okay. You’ve sounded pretty torn up on the phone lately.
But damn, if you aren’t still gorgeous.”

I laughed. She was always telling me she
wished that she had my pale skin and blonde hair. I was always thinking that
I’d trade my soul for her pretty olive skin and jet black hair. I guess you
always want what you don’t have.

“Come on,” I said, picking up one of her
bags. “Let’s go get you settled at the apartment and then we’ll go get some
dinner.”

“Good, I’m starving,” she said. I laughed
again. She was always starving. Maybe that’s why her boobs were so big. She
didn’t really have any other evidence of it on her body.

After we dropped off her bags and I gave
her the two cent tour of my humble little abode, I drove us downtown to a
seafood restaurant I’d been hearing good things about. It was before the dinner
rush so we were seated right away. We ordered a pitcher of pomegranate
margaritas and launched right into conversation, gossip, and giggles like we’d
just seen each other hours before.

“So, Laura hooked up with Robert Black. Do
you remember him?”

“The guy who worked at Lowe’s?”

“Yes!”

“Isn’t he married?”

“Yes! And, he has like four kids, I
think.”

“Wow, what is Laura thinking?”
I should call her and say, “Hello pot, this
is kettle, I’m black.”

“I think she was drunk the first time. She
told me that she ran into him at Adolph’s, the bar out on the Interstate. She
knew him, kind of, from church of all places…” She must have noticed my face and
realized what she’d said. “Oh shit! I’m sorry!”

I gave her a nervous laugh and the wave of
my palm. “Please, don’t walk on eggshells with me. Go on.”

“Okay, so anyways, she said she gave him a
blow job in the parking lot that night-”

“Oh my God! She just told you that?” I
don’t know why I was surprised. Nothing shocks Carla, and she’s the kind of
person that people want to tell everything to.

She giggled. “Yeah, she was disappointed
because she said he came in her mouth and then all she got in return was a
quick fingering and a thanks.”

“Wow, what a jerk!” I was also thinking,
“What a ho!”
But honestly, who was I to
judge?

“That’s not all. I guess she runs into him
a few weeks later at the IHOP, only he’s not alone. He’s with his wife and
twelve kids.”

“I thought you said he had four kids?”

“Twelve, four…what the hell is the
difference? I’d be willing to bet that four can easily feel like twelve. Do you
want to hear the story or not?”

I laughed and told her to go on. The
waiter came over to get our orders and once he was gone, Carla continued, “So
he corners her by the bathrooms and begs her not to tell his wife. She said she
wasn’t planning on it…but she hadn’t been able to get his huge package off her
mind. So she tells him to meet her at her place that night and they can ‘talk’
about it.

“Well, he shows up and they don’t talk.
They don’t use a condom, either. So guess whose gonna have another kid?”

“Oh! Poor Laura!”

“Yeah well, she should know better, right?”

I thought about Jace and I. Of course he
hadn’t had any condoms handy that night. Why would a priest need them? It’s
good and bad. Good because I at least knew he wasn’t ready to screw on demand
and bad because I was so drunk I let him screw me without a condom.

Leave it to me to get pregnant my first
time out. I really am the kettle calling the pot black though, because the next
thing I said was,

“Yeah, you would think she would know
better. So does his wife know now?”

“Not so far, but I’m watching the drama
unfold. I don’t think Laura will sit back quietly and raise the baby alone, so
the wife will find out soon enough. I’ve been going to church every Sunday,
hoping it’ll happen there.”

“Carla!”

She laughed. “It’s the only excitement we
have in our stupid neighborhood, don’t deny me. If it happens somewhere else,
I’ll have to hear about it second hand and I’ll never get all of the details.”
I just laughed and shook my head at her. She took a sip of her drink and said,
“So what’s new with you?”

“Let’s keep talking about you,” I told her
with a grin. “I’ll need another margarita or two before it’s my turn. Tell me
about the new boyfriend.”

Her face brightened visibly as she said,
“Baby girl, this one is it! I’m telling you, he is the sweetest man in the
world. He has a real job. He has his own place. He’s never been married, no
kids. He’s hot to look at and an animal in the sack!”

I was laughing again. “He sounds perfect.
I can’t wait to meet him.”

“He does sound perfect, doesn’t he? At
first, I was suspicious. I mean, you know me. I don’t date perfect. I date
weirdos who live in mom and dad’s basement and freaks with deviant sexual
fetishes.”

“Really? Who had a deviant sexual fetish?”

“Al, remember? The salesman who comes into
the diner a couple times a month?”

“Al? The really nice-looking guy who wears
the expensive business suits?”

“Yeah, that’s the one.”

“You didn’t tell me you went out with
him.”

“Really? Maybe that’s because we only had
two dates. The second one ended with us in bed and me getting the hell out of
there as fast as I could.”

“I’m afraid to ask…”

“He had two dogs. He loved them both very
much…very, very much.” She was curling her lip. I was awfully naïve, so it took
me a minute

“You mean he wanted you to…you and the
dogs?”

“Yeah, sickening, isn’t it? He thought I
would want to be a part of that sick love triangle. I told him I hope one of
them bites it off…and then I ran like hell. He hasn’t come back in the diner, thank
God! Man I tell you, Daph, I can sure pick ‘em.”

“You do have a history,” I said with a
wink, “But the one you have now is good, so you must be getting better.”

“True, Levi is incredible. He makes me
feel so special and nobody has ever satisfied me sexually the way he does. Girl,
he can go all night. I’m screaming out with my fourth or fifth orgasm before he
finally comes. By that time, I’m delirious.”

I had no idea what having sex all night
would be like, but I smiled and acted like I was impressed. The waiter brought
our meals when she was talking about having four or five orgasms. He grinned
and practically had his tongue hanging out when he asked her boobs if he could
get them anything else.

She said, “Hey. buddy! I’m up here.” He
looked at her face and turned red. Carla winked at him and said, “I think we’re
good, but we’ll yell out your name if we need you…Carl.” She said “Carl” in a
breath sigh. I think I could see his erection sprout. I couldn’t help it, I
giggled. Carl turned bright red and scurried away.

“Carla!” I said, laughing.

“Well, if he can’t take it, he shouldn’t
be staring at my boobs. You need your big boy pants on to stare at these
babies.” We both laughed at that and then while we ate, she said, “Okay now,
it’s your turn. You’re holding out on me. How’s the priest?”

“Shh!” Carla had no idea how loud she
talks, and she learned nothing from the waiter that just overheard her. I
looked around to make sure the people at the other tables weren’t listening and
I said, “Call him Jace here, please.”

She rolled her eyes and in an exaggerated
whisper, she said, “Okay, how is Jace?” Then, in another exaggerated whisper,
she said, “The priest,” and she cackled. She cracks herself up.

“He’s fine, I guess.” I took a deep breath
and continued, “He’s just way too hot to be a… Well, you know…”

“A priest?” she said.

“Carla!”

“I’m sorry, it’s so much dirtier that
way.”

“Forget it, I’m not telling you.”

“Oh come on, you big baby. I’m kidding.
What happened since I talked to you last?”

Still sulking, I said, “He came over to my
apartment and apologized.”

“Well that’s good—anti-climactic, but
good, right?” I nodded and she went on to ask, “Did you accept his apology, or
did you jump his hot, holy bones?”

“Carla!”

Laughing, she said, “Oh, you know I’m
kidding. I’m worried about you, though. When you talk about him, you get this
tone in your voice and now I can see the look in your eyes…. You’ve got it bad
for him, honey. You should never lose your virginity to a one-night stand. It’s
too much pressure.”

“I don’t have ‘feelings’ for him. I barely
know him. Maybe what you see is passionate anger. I’m angry with him over this
whole thing, and I’m angry with myself. I do not ‘have it bad’ for him.” I
stopped talking because she was grinning from ear to ear. “What are you smiling
about?”

“Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
This is me, honey. I’m not going to judge you.”

I realized she was right. If there was one
person on this earth who wouldn’t judge me, it was Carla. I really needed to
talk about this to someone.

I couldn’t even confess it properly to my
priest, so I said, “Okay, maybe I fell for him a little…but it’s mostly lust. I
don’t know enough about him otherwise to form an opinion—except the priest part
and you know what my opinion is of that.”

I took a big drink of my margarita and
refilled my glass. Then, I just blurted out, “I can’t stop thinking about him.
I even dream about him at night. The dreams are…well, let’s just say if they
were movies, they’d be rated X.

“God has to be up there just shaking His
head at me…at both of us. I keep hoping that my good Catholic behavior for the
past twenty-two years will be enough to save my soul over this.”

Carla wiggled her eyebrows. “So, you want
to tell me about these X rated dreams?”

I narrowed my eyes at her and she said,
“Oh, honey, please stop being your own worst enemy! I don’t think you’ll be
held accountable for every little slip-up. You’re a good person. You’ve been a
good Catholic, better than most I know. You haven’t killed anyone or hurt
anyone.

“I’m pretty sure that God has already
forgiven you. He knows what you’ve been through, and I don’t believe He would
deny you a night of reckless abandon.”

Her words warmed my heart. I didn’t
believe them, though. She loved me and was just trying to make me feel better,
but that was nice. I was already sure that I could count on going straight to
hell, but it was nice to know my best friend thought otherwise.