Quicksand (13 page)

Together we said their names until their names lost power; we had seances every night and then suddenly we stopped, as though we'd grown out of them at precisely the same time. Our mind's eyes were sore and tired, we had exhausted them; there was nothing more to say, nothing left to interpret. We were two friends but also two brothers, not to each other, but to our dead sisters. And when those sisters receded into the ether, the brotherhood remained.

It should be noted, incidentally, that sometimes Aldo spoke like someone with hypothermia trying to keep himself alive. That's not to say he wasn't an acute listener—it was actually more common for him to ask a series of intrusive questions about your private thoughts and shameful secrets—but from time to time he'd burst into a furious monologue (a habit that was to become familiar to arresting officers and presiding judges in later years) or regale you with interlocking anecdotes in excremental detail, as if submitting to some maddening
impulse he himself seemed almost sorry for, and in the face of which there was zero possibility of interrupting.

On that dawn tour, Aldo guided me to a street that had rows upon rows of houses with houses stuck on top of them, clumsily added by affluent families who had nowhere to go but up. It was his opinion, he said, that his pathological fear of being alone came from the inability of his father, Henry, to stop renovating their house. “Is that so?” I asked absently, as Aldo went on to psychoanalyze himself in his outside voice. In spite of periodic recessions, he said, these renovations had been ongoing throughout his childhood and adolescence and
therefore
, he said, sounding unexpectedly shrill, his phobia was not
just
a result of growing up in what was for all intents and purposes an open construction site, in a home that had containment areas and no-go zones and so many workplace accidents the family always joked that they affected the national average; nor was it simply due to his childhood being choked with dust, or one foot regularly plummeting down holes while the opposing leg bent to near-fracture angles, or because he slipped into cracks, tripped over exposed wires, was soaked by leaky pipes, and threatened by half-demolished walls, and it wasn't
even
, if that's what I was thinking (I wasn't), because he existed in a world in which nothing was permanent and everything could be improved upon. I tried to say something but Aldo had gained an unstoppable momentum. To rearrange my facial expression or simply walk away were my only options. No, he said, his actual psychological development was warped by the
construction workers themselves
, the incredible team of unprofessionals he always felt cursed to remember clearly.

“Who are you talking about?”

We had stopped outside a beige three-story monstrosity replete with columns, imposing doors, oversized chimneys, and church-like windows.

“This is it,” he said.

Aldo knocked vigorously on the front door and encouraged me to press my face against the bay windows. Through the tasseled drapes, we could make out floral-patterned armchairs and a fake chandelier with plastic strawberries. Growing up, any plan to slip downstairs and watch TV was often foiled by the warm body of a stoned cousin sprawled on the couch, he explained, and he couldn't get so much as a glass of milk without haggling with despotic aunts with pyramids of hair and smudged eyeliner, or climb a staircase without
plodding behind slow-moving grandparents, or use the toilet without waiting until he got severe kidney pains, or go to bed without suffering twenty solid minutes of good-night kisses, or turn off his night light without listening to the incoherent bedtime stories of drunk uncles, stories so long and boring his pulse would slow to hear them. It was perhaps because, Aldo went on to speculate, at any hour of the day or night there were clusters of human beings three generations apart gabbing interminably in his living room that he'd felt gripped ever since by a terror of solitude. “And even at the time, I was
so
aware of this that often I'd wish they would all die at once,” he said. “In their sleep, of course—I'm no monster.”

We moved around into the backyard where the roots of an enormous tree had broken the terra-cotta tiles. From here the peak of the neighbor's turret was visible. Aldo stepped up onto the porch and rattled the French-door handles. Locked.

“We always put the key above the frame.” He reached for the key, but thankfully there wasn't one.

“That was my bedroom,” he said, pointing up. “I used to smoke out that window every night and pray to Zeus and Apollo to return Veronica from Hades or else to bring me celestial nymphs—I was really into Greek mythology back then.” Aldo went on about how the sadistic ambushes and the use of enchantment and the monstrous libidos of these immortal gods rang true, at least to him. I lowered myself into a wooden chair covered in dried bird shit and contemplated how, from a certain angle, I could identify every personality defect in my best friend.

“You see,” he said, “my parents bought this house two years after they were married, but it was Henry's brother, Brett, who started it all.”

“Started what?” I asked.

Aldo's uncle Brett—who lived the better part of his later years in a swivel chair and then went camping by himself one New Year's Eve and died of a burst appendix—had always urged Aldo to accompany him down to the basement, which was spookier than most catacombs, where he'd swear himself to secrecy, then ask Aldo about his sexual awakening, and then, over dinner, repeat his answers to the rest of the family, to their sickening laughter. It was Brett and his wife, Cynthia, whose hatred of the saxophone was only equaled by Brett's proficiency in—what else?—the saxophone, who started the colonization of the
neighborhood, or the Benjamin Sprawl, as they called it, when they bought the house next door. They were followed by paternal grandparents, a truckload of cousins, and copious uncles and aunts who, one by one, as the neighbors moved out, moved in. And
that
was why there were unsubstantiated complaints to the police that the family had intimidated the neighbors into selling—though while the Benjamins were one of those families where at least one person per generation gets himself into monumental debt and tries to fake his own death, they were not essentially criminals. Yet because Aldo's big-bellied, overtattooed cousins spent all day in the street teaching their underage children to drive cars, and because they were now well and truly entrenched in the neighborhood—sharing fences and tossing packets of sugar over them, waving to one another from opposite windows—the nightly family gatherings became mobile. They moved through the streets like a people on strike, hollering to each other, chairs under their arms or in wheelbarrows, eating dinner in one house, dessert in another. They renovated each other's abodes, and on birthdays and at christenings and recitals, on Friday afternoons and all through the weekends, they were in one backyard or another with naked children everywhere and babies dangling from every breast, and there were out-of-control dogs and too many cats and driveways crammed with cars and someone was invariably blocking someone else in. You could always hear it: “You've blocked me in!” “Who's blocked me in?” “I'm blocked in!” All this could be misinterpreted by a certain sort of mind, Aldo supposed, as intimidation.

At this point, I had to restrain thoughts of my own childhood. Reminiscing is contagious.

“Anyway, the funny part of it was that the routine complaints that we'd intimidated the neighbors into selling inevitably gave way to the idea that we should intimidate the neighbors into selling. We did this a few times,” Aldo said, in a slightly thrilled voice. “Let rats out in a backyard, made frightening noises, played heavy metal, but our favorite was to gather at the door of a neighbor's house and stand there staring silently, even the children, twenty or thirty of us glaring wide-eyed with dreamy ferocity through the front windows, like some deranged inhabitants of a village of the damned.”

I said, “You did what?”

“We very rarely descended into
actual
violence, the idea was simply to make the owners feel uneasy in their own homes.”

“Oh, sure.”

“Normally they'd call the police and we'd just retire into the garden next door and deny everything.
Then the next day we'd be back again, a beast with a hundred fairly good-looking heads.”

“I see.”

“So in one of these intimidation sessions, we gathered outside number seventy-seven,” he said, in a voice that flared up and died out like a cough in an empty cinema. “We had decided on standing in a semicircle and inching forward every ten minutes or so. We were aiming, if the owners looked out their windows sporadically, for a strange jump-cut effect. You get it?”

“Amusing.”

“We thought so too. I remember asking my Dad how long we had to keep standing like that, and he said, ‘Just another twenty minutes or so and we'll call it a day.' Then the door opened and out stepped a tall, gangly man with improbably long sideburns and maybe the smallest mouth I'd ever seen on an adult. He said, ‘My name's Howard.' Uncle Brett asked if he had reconsidered our offer. He asked what we were offering. ‘Market price,' we all said together. Howard laughed a laugh that I thought would cost him sexual partners. He said, ‘Can you wait a few more minutes? My niece just put the kettle on,' and he kept peering inside as if waiting for something to happen. I started having the feeling that we were being set up, but nothing happened other than the near-medical impossibility that in all this time nobody in my whole gabby family said a word. Then a dark-haired woman came out who I thought was his wife, but I later learned she was his sister, and that the middle-aged siblings lived together in this, their childhood home.”

I shuddered. Adult siblings who live together are a special case in our society. We are right to be afraid of them.

“The door opened wider and the niece came out and stood there in the evening sun exchanging multilayered glances with her uncle, and some cousin behind me was cracking his knuckles and I couldn't take my eyes off her, this creature with the dark eyebrows and nose ring and bleached dreads who looked like one of those girls who'd come out of a violent bout of acne scar free but with a permanent expression of hurt surprise and no concept of how beautiful she was. Her uncle was mouthing words under his breath, maybe doing a headcount, and the sun seemed to be setting inside the leaves and
everyone was frozen in a stare-off, and finally the niece was staring right at me with an intensity that carried the promise of misconduct, when her uncle said, ‘Stella, these are our neighbors,' and opened his front door fully, and Stella said, ‘Won't you please come in.' Nobody did. They all turned and went home. Except me.

•  •  •

Under the stormwater blue of the night sky, dangling our feet off our favorite
toilet block roof at the tennis courts, Aldo was eating a Chiko Roll with weird solemnity and talking about how I should have my sights set on a local beauty with one predominant physical flaw—an aspiring teen model with terrible skin, for instance—before getting totally worked up about his fear that if he ever got a girl pregnant he'd be the type of father who'd accidentally ash on his own baby.

“You seem stressed,” I said.

“I'm eighteen this year.”

“Mine's in two months. So?”

“So,” he said, glumly, “soon we can be tried as adults.”

I laughed. Aldo turned his red eyes mournfully on me, as if I'd failed the bid for mutual understanding. I looked up at the moon that spread a weak light over everything. He held up the fried thing he was eating. “There is no food group to which this belongs.”

“Toss it.”

He took another bite instead and went off on some tangent about how lame it was to be a guy sitting around waiting for girls to give us the thumbs-up, about how they got to be indoctrinated into womanhood by their own bodies whereas we had to reach manhood by performing some arcane task like going to war, or else had it forced upon us by violent and energetic sadists. I knew Aldo's horror of turning eighteen was twofold: the weirdness of approaching adulthood while his once older sister stayed ever young, but more pressingly—his persistent virginity; he had been such a late bloomer that Leila had dragged him to a pediatric endocrinologist who blithely insisted he take his constitutional delay on the chin. By the time he
was
developmentally ready, he was so besotted with Stella that it had to be her or nobody, and that was the real source of his anxiety, because he still had no firm opinion on whether she liked him
in that way
,
even though she had held his hand at Henry's funeral, accompanied him and Leila to the airport to await Veronica's repatriated body from Indonesia, and afterward, with Henry and Veronica gone, when Leila and Aldo packed up everything and moved away from the Benjamin Sprawl into their fishbowl-like first-floor apartment on the other side of the city, on most afternoons either Aldo and Stella would make the hour-long journey to see the other, to smoke pot, sneak into concerts, hang out at Luna Park, break into neighbors' hot tubs on starry nights. Or Aldo would thread through the dense clot of tourists at Darling Harbour to watch Stella playing a “gig,” which was really just her busking without a license outside the ferry terminal. Personally, I found her voice grating and her lyrics impossible to understand—the only one I'd caught was about her dream of fucking a toll-booth operator in his place of business—but when I articulated my critique Aldo snapped back, “Stella gives voice to the voiceless.”

I said, “Only, she says things the voiceless would never say.”

He said, “She said that meeting me was like finding money in an old pair of pants.”

I said, “See, I don't know what that means.”