Authors: Gerry Bartlett
Tags: #Horror & Ghost Stories
Real Vampires Don't Diet
Real Vampires Live Large
"The return of ancient vampiress Glory surviving in a modern world is fun to follow as she struggles with her lover, a wannabe lover, vampire killers and Energy Vampires; all want a piece of her in differing ways. Fans of lighthearted paranormal romps will enjoy Gerry Bartlett's fun tale starring a heroine who has never forgiven Blade for biting her when she was bloated."
Midwest Book Review
"Outstanding equal parts humor and spice, with mystery and adventure tossed into the mix. Glory's world is a place I look forward to visiting again, the sooner the better."
"Gerry Bartlett has created a laugh-out-loud book that I couldn't put down.
Real Vampires Live Large
is a winner."
The Romance Readers Connection
"Glory gives girl power a whole new meaning, especially in the undead way. What a fun read!"
All About Romance
Real Vampires Have Curves
"A sharp, sassy, sexy read. Gerry Bartlett creates a vampire to die for in this sizzling new series." Kimberly Raye,
of Just One Bite
"Hot and hilarious. Glory is Everywoman with fangs."
New York Times
bestselling author of
"Full-figured vampire Glory bursts from the page in this lively, fun and engaging spin on the vampire mythology." Julie Kenner,
bestselling author of
"Hilariously delightful Ms. Bartlett has a winner."
"Fans of paranormal chick lit will want to take a bite out of Gerry Bartlett's amusing tale. Glory is terrific."
The Best Reviews
"A sexy, smart and lively contemporary paranormal romance The plot is engaging, the characters are stimulating (not to mention, so is the sex), and the writing is sharp. Glory St. Clair is one hot, curvaceous vampire! She's sassy, sexy and somewhat single a breath of fresh air."
Romance Reader at Heart
"A vampire who even Buffy could love witty and smart plenty of quirky humor If you love Betsy from Maryjanice Davidson's Undead series or Sookie from Charlaine Harris's [Sookie Stackhouse novels], you're gonna love
A Romance Review
"Nina Bangs, Katie MacAlister, Maryjanice Davidson and Lynsay Sands, make room for the newest member of the vamp sisterhood, because Gerry Bartlett has arrived."
"A real winner. Bartlett brings a fresh spin to paranormal chick lit with this clever combination of suspense and humor and wonderful style. Hang on to your seatsthis book is a wild ride!"
Titles by Gerry Bartlett
REAL VAMPIRES LIVE LARGE
REAL VAMPIRES DON'T DIET
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First edition: January 2009
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For my mother,
always my main cheerleader and role model.
Thanks, Mama, for always being there.
"Of course I understand. No problem. Have a nice trip." I snapped the phone closed and thought about throwing it against the wall. But at that moment, I loved my state-of-the-art cell a lot more than I loved Angus Jeremiah Campbell III, who in recent centuries has called himself Jeremy Blade. The phone rang. I knew who it was, and if I didn't answer, he'd just keep trying.
"Are you angry? You hung up on me."
"Oh? Ya think? I guess I missed the part where you invited me to come along." I glanced at the three dresses I'd laid out trying to decide what to wear tonight. New Year's Eve. Yep, he'd broken our date for New Year's frickin' Eve. No biggie.
"I just assumed"
"Of course. I have a business to run. End of year inventory. You name it. Can't get away right now. But, hey, telling you that would have involved a discussion. We don't have those." Why in the hell did I ever think I wanted the strong silent type?
"Gloriana, calm down. I'll be shifting. You know you don't want to"
"Right. You're in a tearing hurry. Not that I need to know why of course. Just be careful and don't let a hunter shoot you down." My boyfriend shape-shifts into a hawk to do his traveling. Dangerous. And, even mad, I felt my stomach turn just thinking about Jerry flying alone across an ocean. Damned impossible man. Me, I prefer something with a seat belt and air bags.
"You're mad. But I promise I'll make it up to you when I get back. Drive the Mercedes while I'm gone. I left it in the alley for you."
Okay, that was a nice peace offering. My own car was currently DOA. "Do you have any idea when you'll be back?"
"No. Lily could be anywhere. Mara called and said our daughter's running with a pack of dangerous radicals. Her boyfriend's set himself up as leader of the group. I've got to find Lily before she gets herself staked. My first stop will be Paris to see if Mara has found out a more specific location."
Mara. Of course. That's where Jerry's sudden rush to take flight had come from. Mara had been married to Jerry's best friend. But recently, since Mac's death, she'd "confessed" that her daughter Lily was really Jerry's child. Personally I think it's a hoax created by a woman hot to have Jerry for herself.