Repairman Jack [09]-Infernal (27 page)

Not to mention a heaping plate of “bangers and mash” to boot.

“I’ll remember this, Benny. Anything I can ever do for you—”

“Just find those pandies and give ‘em what fer.” He hauled himself off the bench. “And now I’m off to see me trouble and strife. Left ‘er in Macy’s, I did. Spendin’ me into the poor ‘ouse, most likely.”

Joey was aware of Benny moving off and taking his bad accent with him, but he didn’t say good-bye. He sat in the blessed silence and stared down at the envelope.

A video of a gun-buying Arab. Great. But what was he going to do with it? How did he go about ID-ing
the figlio di puttana
? Where did he go from here?

He didn’t know. Have to think on that. But he didn’t let it get him down.

Finally,
something
.

7

Tom had been strangely subdued as he’d piloted the
Sahbon
along the channel through the reef. They made it to open ocean before nightfall and headed toward the dying glow on the horizon.

After entering the coordinates for Wanchese harbor and setting the autopilot, he turned to Jack.

“Want to take the first watch?”

Jack couldn’t see why not.

“Sure.”

“Good. Because I’m bushed. I’m going below for a little shut-eye.”

So now, after a couple of hours of dividing his attention between the empty ocean ahead and the dwindling lights of Bermuda behind, Jack was bored out of his skull. On the trip out, the concerns of being a novice sailor in the middle of the ocean, inexperienced with the navigation equipment and bound for an unfamiliar—at least to him—destination, had kept him alert and attuned. Now it seemed like old hat. The
Sahbon
was heading home and he was confident he could get it there on his own.

He took a good look around to confirm that no other running lights were in sight, then descended to the pilothouse to use the head.

He found Tom sitting on his bunk holding a coffee cup and watching the TV.
Dazed and Confused
again. Didn’t he ever get tired of that movie?

Look who’s talking, Jack thought.

He’d seen certain favorite films dozens of times.

“Thought you were grabbing some z’s.”

When Tom didn’t answer Jack took a closer look.

Oh, shit. Is he sloshed?

Maybe, maybe not, but those looked like tears in his eyes.

“You okay?”

He shook himself, did a quick eye wipe with his sleeve, then pointed to the screen.

“That was me, you know.”

Jack looked. The Slater character—Jack didn’t know the actor’s name—was on the screen.

“A stoner?”

“No. I did my share, for sure, but I mean the times. The mid-seventies were my high school years. I’m looking at me and my friends. Jesus, we never knew how good we had it back then. I mean, the whole future, the whole world lay before us, ours for the taking. So I took it. And screwed it up.”

He sipped from his coffee cup. Jack knew it wasn’t coffee.

Tom’s troubles were his own doing, yet Jack couldn’t help feeling a twinge of pity.

He looked around for the sea chest, didn’t see it in the cabin, so he opened the door to the bow compartment. There he found it bungeed into place near the anchor. He felt an unexplainable urge to grab it, haul it up on deck, and toss it overboard.

Instead he closed the door and turned to Tom.

“What’s the real story with that thing?”

“I don’t know. I’d hoped for something readily convertible into cash—like doubloons and such. But who knows? Maybe the Lilitongue’s worth more.”

“How do you know that’s what you’ve got? You didn’t find anything in the chest that identified it.”

“Don’t you worry, it’s the Lilitongue. I’m sure of it.” He grinned. “Besides, ‘Gefreda’ opened the chest, didn’t it?”

He had a point. “Okay, let’s just say you’re right. You know, but how do you prove it? How do you sell something you can’t even identify?”

Tom held up a finger. “I can find a way in Philly. We’ve got U of P, the Franklin Institute, plus all sorts of museums like the Mutter and the Glen-cairn. A gallimaufry of resources. Somebody in that city
has
to have heard about it, or at least know where to look it up.”

“Maybe, but it could take you a year to find that somebody. And you’ll never get to spend it if you’re locked in a jail cell.”

“Yeah, I’m going to have to do a lot of artful dodging. Especially since I’m not supposed to leave Philly. I got an exception made for Dad’s funeral but—”

“So that’s why you couldn’t come right away.”

“Right.”

A sudden realization slammed Jack. “What about now? Where do they think you are at this moment?”

Tom took a sip of vodka. “Philly.”

“Jesus, Tom! You skipped?”

“In a word, yes.”

“You’re a fugitive?”

“Not officially. Not until they find out I’m gone.”

“Jesus, Tom!”

“Will you stop saying that?”

“I don’t know what else to say. I’ve been thinking this trip was one colossal waste of time, but now it’s worse. I’m with a guy the feds will be hunting, if they aren’t already. If they catch up to you, they catch me too—”

“Always about you, hmmm?”

“Damn straight! From what you’ve told me, you’ve got nothing left to lose. I have everything.”

The ramifications tied Jack’s gut in a knot.

“Relax. We’ll be just fine.”

As Tom lapsed into morose silence, Jack popped back onto the deck to make a scan of the dark ocean. All clear.

When he returned below he found Tom refilling his cup.

“You going to be able to handle your watch?”

“Yeah, don’t worry about it. I’m pacing myself. Don’t want to start seeing things again.”

“Like what? You said you hallucinated back on the dock. What did you see?”

“Nothing.”

“Which is pretty much what you’re getting out of this trip.”

“Got the Lilitongue.”

“Whoopee.”

Tom leaned back. “Maybe I’m crazy, but I’ve got to tell you, I first laid eyes on that map maybe ten years ago, I… I can’t describe it. I knew the Lilitongue was important and I knew I had to have it.”

“Let me guess: You stole the map.”

“‘Stole’ is kind of harsh. Old Wenzel was dying and his estate was set to be divvied up equally between his three kids, none of whom had any interest in his map collection beyond its cash value. So I, um, rescued it before it disappeared into some collector’s cabinet.”

Jack was nodding. “I see… you didn’t steal it, you pilfered it.”

“I prefer to categorize it as an honorarium for legal work well done.”

“You would.”

Tom straightened and jabbed a finger toward Jack.

“Don’t try that holier-than-thou shit again, because it won’t work! I know your story, Jack.”

“Do you.”

“Damn right. You put on this supercilious, disapproving look when all the while you’re as crooked as they come.”

Jack blinked “What?”

“You think I’m stupid? You think I can’t put two and two together?” He reached into his pocket, withdrew a wad of paper, tossed it at Jack. “How do you explain that?”

Jack snatched it from the air and uncrumpled it: his fuel receipt from the marina. Anger surged.

“You’ve been going through my things?”

“Didn’t have to. You left it by the helm. Take a look. It’s got the first name right: John. But ‘Tyleski’? That’s a long way from the name on your birth certificate, Jack. So here you are, ripping off some unsuspecting guy—”

“I’m not ripping off anyone.”

“Really? That’d be easier to believe if your name were on the card. Don’t try to bullshit a bullshitter. That’s a stolen card.”

Jack shook his head. “Wrong. It’s mine. I get billed every month and I pay it.”

Tom’s eyes narrowed. “But you’re not John Tyleski.”

“Maybe not. But the credit card company doesn’t care. And the store-owners don’t care. As long as everyone gets paid for their goods and services, who cares what name is on the card?”

Tom continued his stare. “Does all this have something to do with your Repairman Jack thing?”

Jack felt as if he’d been Tasered—couldn’t move, couldn’t speak.

Tom grinned. “Gotcha, huh?”

Jack found his voice, but it came out a whisper. “What are you talking about?”

Tom then launched into how he’d pieced together remarks from Dad and Gia, lyrics from Bighead’s song, and Jack’s inability to claim Dad’s body. The conclusion he’d reached was disconcertingly close to the truth.

He pointed to the receipt in Jack’s hand. “That was the capper. I suspected you were some sort of urban mercenary, but when I saw you were using a false identity, I was sure.” He leaned back with a smug expression. “So no more holier than thou, okay? ‘Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.’ Remember that one?”

“You think knowing what I am gives you a free pass?”

“I just don’t want to hear any criticism from a criminal.”

Jack leaned toward him. “Maybe I am a criminal. Maybe I could even be considered a career criminal. But I’m not a crook. When I say I’m going to do something, I do it. Ironclad.”

Tom reddened. “And I don’t?”

“From what you’ve told me, your word’s worth less than those queer twenties you were trying to pass.”

“Hey, just a fucking—”

“As a judge you took an oath to uphold the law, didn’t you?”

“Yes, but—”

“But nothing. That’s giving your word. I could never take that oath—too many laws I disagree with—but you did. You bound yourself to a certain code. But you broke your word. Worse, you
sold
your word.”

“I didn’t do anything lots of other people weren’t doing—
still
doing.”

“I’m not going to have to repeat what Dad used to say about if everyone was jumping off a bridge, am I?”

Tom slashed the air with a hand. “Wake up, Jack. It’s the way of the world. Two sets of rules out there. One is for public consumption, for the hoi polloi. But the other set, the
real
rules, are for those who know the game and how to play it. Someone once said that all of life can be summed up by the verb
to eat
, in both the active and passive sense. I’ll take active, thank you.”

“Well, there’s a third set: mine. And so far no one’s taken a bite out of me.” He sighed. “Maybe I do sound holier than thou, but Jesus, Tom… without your integrity, what are you? What’s left?”

Tom gave a derisive snort. “Tell me what you’ve got
with
it? Does it buy food? Does it pay the rent? You think that guy back at the marina would’ve given you all that fuel for free just because you’ve got integrity? I don’t think so.”

What’s the use? Jack thought. Like discussing color with a blind man.

Shaking his head, Jack made another quick trip topside. Staring at the empty ocean, he thought about that lost soul below: his brother. His brother didn’t get it. He was never going to get it. Maybe because he never had it.

No. He must have had it.

Jack returned below and took the seat across from Tom.

“Let me ask you something. Are you happy with who you are?”

Tom’s mouth twisted. “Happy? How could I be happy? I’m up to my lower lip in legal trouble.”

“Don’t dodge the question. You know what I’m talking about. Are you satisfied with yourself?”

Tom sighed. “No, I can’t say I am. In my heart of hearts I know I’m an asshole.”

“How’d you get there? How did it happen?”

He looked up from his cup. “I assume you’ll accept that I didn’t start out with the goal of being a crooked judge.”

“Accepted. So how?”

“It’s an incremental process. Sometimes I think law school’s to blame.”

Jack snorted. “Cop out.”

“No, I’m serious. And I’m not saying it’s not my fault. But law school teaches that the
letter
of the law is all that counts. Forget the spirit of the law—the letter, the letter, the letter. So if you find a loophole or an interpretation that lets you sidestep the spirit of the law, it’s okay to exploit it. Right and wrong, just and unjust don’t play into it. The only thing that matters is what’s on paper.”

“Okay, but even the letter of the law doesn’t give you a green light on bribery.”

Tom nodded. “True, true. But you don’t start with bribery. You start with bending here, shading there. And as the benefits accrue, you graduate to bigger bendings and darker shadings. You get caught up in a subtly escalating process that goes on until you wake up one morning and realize you’re not the man you intended to be. Not even close. In fact, you’re exactly the kind of asshole you despised when you started out.”