Riptide (aka Bluffing Mr. Churchill) (3 page)

‘Body found this morning in
Kopernikusstraße
. 9.53 a.m. Aryan male, approximately one metre nine, approximately seventy-seven kilos in weight. No recognisable physical
features. Uniform of a Sicherheitsdienst Brigadeführer. Letters and notebook in inside jacket pocket are those of Brigadeführer Wolfgang Stahl. Body removed to city morgue. No time of
death established, but the house had been all but destroyed by secondary blast on the night of the seventeenth. The local warden said the bomb hit a house on the other side of the street about 9
p.m. I checked the duty log. Brigadeführer Stahl did leave here at seven fifty-eight. It is perfectly possible that he had arrived home before the air raid.’

Heydrich had stopped kneading his skull and was staring at the back of his hands – long, long fingers outstretched.

‘No recognisable features? What about the blood group tattoo?’

‘Not everyone has them, sir.’

‘They’re compulsory.’

‘I checked. He broke two appointments to have it done – didn’t show up for either. He was booked in to have it done next week.’

‘The face?’

‘There is no face.’

‘The hands.’

‘The hands?’

‘Bring me his hands.’

‘Eh?’

‘Bring me his hands! Go to the morgue and chop off his hands! I want to see his hands!’

Heydrich laid his own hands flat upon the desk, palms pressed, fingers fanned as wide as they would go. He called the sergeant back before he reached the door.

‘Bruhns, has the Führer been told?’

‘No, sir. Not yet.’

Not yet. Somebody would have to tell him. It was perfectly possible to keep secrets from the Führer. Often the only way to deliver what he wanted was not to tell him the bad news. If he but
knew it, the Führer was a man habitually lied to by every member of his entourage from his cook to the Chief of the General Staff – but this was unconcealable. Word would spread. If
Stahl had died in the raid, then he was, to date, the highest-ranking Nazi officer to die on the Home Front. There was propaganda to be made. If Stahl was dead, Hitler would notice his absence. One
day soon he would ask. But if Stahl was not dead . . . if Stahl was not dead. Heydrich found it hard to believe in such a coincidence. Stahl denounced to him as an enemy agent only hours after he
died in an air raid? The denunciation explained one thing – why Stahl had chosen to live in the East, in a petty bourgeois block off the
Frankfurter Allee
, when the Party had offered
him his own villa in Dahlem – one of those taken from the Jews. It was not fitting for an SD Brigadeführer – Heydrich had told him to move when they’d promoted him –
but it put distance between Stahl and the rest of the Party.

He spread his fingers that bit the more – it hurt.

Late in the afternoon Bruhns returned with a silver tray, draped delicately with a large linen napkin. He set it down on Heydrich’s desk. Heydrich was staring out of the window. Bruhns
whipped away the napkin. Whoever it was had done a neat job, a piece of surgery worthy of Baron Frankenstein. All the same Bruhns pulled a face behind Heydrich’s back, wincing more at the
gruesome notion of hands on a platter than at the sight itself. It inevitably put him in mind of John the Baptist – but the silver tray was all he could find to put them on. It was the tray
he used for the Obergruppenführer’s morning coffee. The pathologist had sent the hands over wrapped in brown paper like two bits of haddock fresh from the fishmonger’s slab.
Heydrich was a stickler for neatness – you didn’t serve up anything to such a fastidious man on a bloody sheet of wrapping paper.

‘Got ’em,’ he said simply.

Heydrich turned. One glance at the hands and then straight into Bruhns’ eyes.

‘What are you waiting for?’

‘Nothing sir.’

‘Then get out.’

Heydrich waited for the door to close. The left hand was broken, the fingers splayed at unnatural angles, the flesh black and blue. He spread the right, free of rigor, as wide as it would go.
Then he laid his own hand across it. Cold. Softer than one would imagine. Dead meat. Nothing more than dead meat. Like picking up a pig’s trotter at the butcher’s. His own spread by far
the wider. He knew his capacity at a keyboard – a slightly better than average span at an octave and two. This man scarcely touched an octave. It was a fat stubby hand. Heydrich had watched
Stahl’s hands glide across a keyboard countless times. His span was an octave and four. There was no piece in the repertory of the piano the man could not play for want of the span of a hand.
These were not the hands of Wolfgang Stahl. Stahl was alive. Alive and with a forty-eight-hour start on him.

‘Bruhns!’

Bruhns appeared at the door, blankly expressionless.

‘Call the Chancellery. Get me an appointment with the Führer. And arrange a funeral for Brigadeführer Stahl.’

‘Private, sir? Family and friends?’

‘What family? Stahl had no family. No man, public. Large, lavish and public. We are burying a hero.’

Ten days later Bruhns found himself flipping the lid on a couple of steins of wheat beer with his old pal Willi. He and Willi went back to the twenties together – to
their schooldays. They’d hated their teachers then. Now they hated their officers and met every so often to drink beer – wheat beer was great for inducing that delicious, deliriously
sodden feeling; a nice heavy, cloudy brew, heavier still since the Reich had seen fit to boost public morale by raising the alcohol level of beer to ten per cent – and to moan about their
bosses. Willi was in the Abwehr, a corporal in Military Intelligence – it was something to write home about, but Bruhns’ job was the more interesting. Not everybody got to work for a
flash bastard like Heydrich. At best Willi got to pass Admiral Canaris in a corridor – he’d never even spoken to the man. And not everybody got the afternoon off to go to a top-notch
Nazi funeral. All that goose stepping and dreary music, but it had to be better than working. Another thing he and Willi had in common, they’d both volunteered to avoid the draft. Get their
pick of regiments. Bruhns had even joined the party for appearances’ sake – the trouble he’d had learning the Horst Wessel song! Didn’t make either of them into loyal Nazis
– as far as Bruhns was concerned they were just two blokes trying to get by, occasionally get laid, and more often get rat-arsed. His old man had been a paid-up Commie, but he had no politics
one way or the other. Nothing against the Jews – well not much, anyway – and for all he cared they could bring back the Kaiser – silly little prick with his wonky arm and daft
hats. He should care.

‘You get to see the body then, Gunther?’

Bruhns was puzzled, but too pissed to want to argue – daft question all the same.

‘Nah. Mind, I saw his hands though.’

‘His hands?’

‘The boss had ’em cut off.’

‘Cut off? Why?’

‘Search me. One minute he’s quizzing me about tattoos and things – wants to know if that body was Wolfie Stahl – next thing he’s damn certain it is and rushes off
to tell old ’Dolf.’

‘Keep your voice down! Do you want us both to end up in a camp?’

‘Wossitmatter? Nobody’s listening.’

‘Gunther – this is Germany. Everybody’s listening. It isn’t just walls have ears – the floor, the ceiling, the doorknob and the garden shed have ears.’

‘Well if they’re listening, let ’em ’ear this. If that body was Wolfie Stahl, then my name’s Fatso Goering! Now it’s your round. Get ’em in.’

Calvin M. Cormack III sat in his Zurich office, breathed on his glasses, wiped them on his handkerchief and hooked the wire ends over his ears. The M in Calvin M. Cormack III
was something Calvin M. Cormack III would have preferred to forget entirely. The M in Calvin M. Cormack Sr and in Calvin M. Cormack Jr (his grandfather and father respectively) stood for Michael.
The M in Calvin M. Cormack III stood for Manassas, the battle of the Civil War in which his grandfather had lost an arm, almost eighty years ago. The old man – still going at ninety-seven
– always called it ‘the war’ (pronounced ‘wawer’), thereby ignoring the Spanish-American War, the World War and eighteen months of what the British were already
calling World War II regardless of its global imprecision. He had served under General Jackson in Virginia, and had worn the arm, or rather the absence of an arm, more proudly than any medal.
General Jackson had emerged from the battle with the nickname ‘Stonewall’; 2nd Lieutenant Cormack had been less lucky: ‘Catch’ – as in ‘One-handed
Catch’ – Cormack. A one-armed hero, but a hero all the same. Years later, nearer the turn of the century, when he had been elected Senator for Virginia, he had been cheered into the Senate like a
returning warrior – and he played the part to the hilt in a white linen suit, a frock coat, the empty sleeve pinned to the side, his frame spare to the skeletal, a shock of white hair combed
back from his forehead, looking like the caricature of a circuit judge in some long-forgotten Twain story. A Southerner from tip to toe.

‘It’s crap,’ said Cal’s father. ‘He filled me up with all that rebel stuff when I was a boy. I love the old guy – and so should you – but take
everything he says with a pinch of salt. All he wants to do is put back the clock. Can’t be done. We’re one nation. Don’t ever forget it.’

‘But why the name? Why Manassas?’ Cal had protested at about age twelve.

‘You’re a Southerner. Don’t ever forget it.’

It was years before this struck Cal as anything other than a paradox, and paradox was not a word he knew at the age of twelve. His father had served the Democrat party machine in Virginia, but
he’d also served it in Pennsylvania and New York. It had been convenient to send Cal to school in upstate New York. On the first day they had called the roll in full, and when they got to Cal
the boys had sniggered at Manassas. The kid next to him had said, ‘Manassas? What kind of a name is that?’

‘Bull Run’ Cal had whispered back. ‘It means Bull Run, that’s all. That’s what it was called by the South.’

‘Bull Run? Who in hell’d name a kid Bull Run?’

And so it had gone on. Five years or more. Manassas quickly became Molasses – he was stuck with it. ‘Molasses, molasses, skinny kid in glasses!’

When Cal was fourteen his father won a congressional seat in his home state – and he’d done it by declaring his independence of the Senior Senator for Virginia – on everything
from the Silver Standard to the Pershing Expeditionary Force. Calvin M. Cormack Jr was nobody’s boy. No one, to his face, ever called him son of Catch, or dared to air the notion that he was
riding the political high road clutching onto his father’s frock coat. To his own son he said, ‘I had to do it. I couldn’t live that plantation-owner gimcrack. There’s not a
Cormack so much as plucked a boll, let alone jumped down, turned around and picked a bale. I appeased the old man with your name. Let him know I’d never betray the South – whatever else
I did. Freed us to get on with being Americans the rest of the time.’

But then, by then, Cal had worked that out for himself. He’d heard too many of the rows between his father and his grandfather. Ante-Bellum man versus All-American man. And he had little
faith in either.

The letter on the top of his in-tray was an airmail from his father. He’d know that copperplate script anywhere: ‘Capt. Calvin M. Cormack III, United States Consulate, Zurich’,
written with all the pride a man could put into his son’s rank and address. He eased his glasses forward a fraction on his nose. Held the letter, not wanting to rip it open. Light as a
feather. He could all too easily guess its contents. His father had been ranting at him for years now. Like father like son. It was enough to make you want to break the cycle. Fuck your life away
and never marry – never, never, have children. If his grandfather flew the tattered flag of the Confederacy and talked sentimentally of the Rebels, his father flew the near-invisible flag of
Isolationism and talked contemptuously of Europe. What was World War II to a beleaguered little island was ‘a European skirmish’ to Representative Calvin M. Cormack Jr of Virginia,
Chairman of the all-powerful House Ways and Means Committee, and ‘little or nothing to do with any right-thinking, God-fearing American’. Not that his father feared God. His father
feared nothing, as far as Cal had ever been able to tell, and certainly not an entity in which he did not believe in the first place. At least they had that in common, all three generations of
them. Not much, and not enough.

He’d read it later. He just wasn’t in the mood right now. He dropped it in his in-tray and slipped a brown cardboard file out of the top drawer of his desk. In it was the decrypted
message he’d received from Berlin a little over two weeks ago: ‘TIN MAN DEAD’. A simple, too simple, conclusion to a complicated life. His assistant had filled the file with
clippings – more than twenty snipped pieces from the German press. A hero’s funeral. He looked at them every day. Not disbelieving. Wanting not to believe.

His office door opened. Cal was still staring at the clippings. He looked up slowly and found himself panning up from a pair of stiletto heels – albeit in army colours – the length
of two short, shapely legs, across a non-regulation, over-tight, over-tailored skirt, an olive green blouse thrust out by big breasts, two corporal’s stripes on the sleeve, to a pretty face,
red lips, nut brown eyes, under the shortest haircut he’d ever seen on a woman. She was clutching a single sheet of paper to her bosom. He’d no idea who she was.

‘Have we met?’ he said simply.

‘Sure, day before yesterday. Can I help it if you got a memory like a spaghetti strainer?’

‘You’re new?’

‘Cypher clerk. Whole bunch of us got in Friday. I guess you were too busy to give us the twice-over. I settled for the once-over. Hurts to know how big an impression I made on
you.’

Cal was dumbfounded – no corporal in the United States Army had ever talked to him this way – but he was a slave to his upbringing. He’d been taught to stand in the presence of
a lady – even a New York loudmouth like this one – so he stood and offered her his hand.