Roast Mortem (8 page)

“My cousin's meeting you, is he?”

“Yes”—
Didn't I just say that?
—“I called him right after they took my friends to the hospital.”

“Good, because a hospital is where you
should
be going, too, and not under your own power.”

“I'm fine—”

“Your hands are trembling and you're whiter than a jug of Clorox. Have you eaten anything lately?”

“Uh . . .” Enzo had shared some biscotti and pizzelles with us, but other than the Gatorade, that was it for nutrition. I hadn't had a proper meal since brunch nearly twelve hours earlier.

“Okay,” I confessed, “I'm a little shaky and I could use a bite to eat. But I'm certainly capable of driving myself a few miles.”

Unfortunately, stating something firmly doesn't make it so. When I took a few steps, my knees refused to go with me.

“Easy, darlin',” the captain said, taking my arm. “An adrenaline crash is catching up to you and your blood sugar's bottoming out.”

“I'm fine.”

“You should not be driving, and I won't let you.” Slipping the keys from my fingers, the captain bellowed to Lieutenant Crowley.

“Oat! Drive Ms. Cosi's car to Elmhurst's ER and park it!”

Crowley frowned. “And how is she getting there?”

“In the captain's car. She's too queasy to drive herself.”

“Okay. I'll get Sergeant Ennis—”

“No, Oat, I won't be needin' my driver. I'll be takin' her myself. Sergeant Ennis can hitch a ride home on the engine.”

I tensed, not relishing the idea of getting into a car alone with Michael Quinn. Still, he wasn't wrong to take my keys. I was depleted, my brain fuzzy. Driving a car in New York City was no mean feat; doing it at night, in my current condition, approached genuine stupidity.

For some reason Crowley didn't agree. First his gaze ping ponged back and forth between me and his superior. Then he came right out and said, “Uh, Cap. Not a good idea.”

“Why?” the captain replied. “Someone's got to drop by the ER, look in on Ronny Shaw. The poor man may have snapneck.”

“Sure,” said Crowley, “and that's where I was headed after we pack up here. Tell you what? Why don't I save you the trouble and drive Ms. Cosi to Elmhurst myself?”

“And why don't you follow orders?”

Silence ensued for a good five seconds. Crowley's cheeks turned the color of pink peppercorns. Then he spoke through a pair of calcified jaws.

“Yes, sir. Meet you at the hospital.”

AFTER
pointing out my car to the lieutenant, Michael Quinn led me to his official vehicle and helped me into the passenger seat. The Chevy Suburban might have been roomy if all kinds of extra gear hadn't been jammed into the compartment—a computer and GPS unit, a radio that constantly crackled with chatter from all over the borough, and a rack between the passenger and driver to hold a shorter version of the claw-topped shaft every fireman seemed to carry.

“It's called a Halligan tool,” the captain replied when I asked.

“I see. Why were the firemen tearing out the café walls with it, after the flames were out?”

“You mean after the flames
appeared
to be out.” The captain tossed his helmet into the backseat. “Fire's a canny beast. She can hide in the walls, the ceilings, the floorboards.”

She,
I noted.
He thinks of the fire-beast as a she. There must be a story behind that . . .

The captain leaned over, opened the glove compartment. “Here,” he said, handing me a plastic packet of some kind of snack food. “Eat.”

I didn't argue—or care, frankly, what the heck it was. There were carbs here and I was light-headed. I ripped it open.

“So what else is the Halligan tool used for? I mean, besides breaking things?” (I said this around a less-than-ladylike mouthful of what tasted like cheddar cheese filled pretzel bites. If it had been royal beluga on a half baguette, I couldn't have shoveled it in any faster.)

“Let me put it to you this way,” the captain said, swinging the Suburban around to get clear of the trucks. “King Arthur civilized the British Isles with Excaliber. Babe Ruth broke every record with his Louisville Slugger. And every man jack of us in the FDNY tames the beast with his Halligan tool.”

The she-beast? Hmm . . .
“I think I'm getting it,” I said.
And, brother, does it sound Freudian.

The captain peered through the windshield. “Now where the hell is Oat and that car of yours?”

My mouth full again, I pointed then swallowed. “Up the block. He's driving the red Honda.”

“If that's your clunker, then you
really
shouldn't be behind the wheel right now—or ever.”

“You're the second man to insult my car tonight. Not everyone can afford the latest model, you know? It might not look like much, but my Honda's got pep. And it still gets good gas mileage.”

“So does a horse. Really, honey. I'm worried about Oat's safety. Running into a fire is one thing, driving that death-trap is another.”

“Why do you call Lieutenant Crowley ‘Oat'?”

“You haven't seen him without his bottle top—”

“His what?

“His soup bucket, his umbrella.”

“English?”

“His
fire helmet
. You haven't seen him without his head gear.”

“Oh.”

“He's prematurely gray,” the captain explained. “When Crowley was still a probie, someone at breakfast noticed his hair was the same color as the milky oatmeal being served and the name stuck.”

“He's named after oatmeal? I'm sure he hates that moniker.”

“Trust me, it could have been worse.”

As we came to a red light, the Number 7 train rumbled loudly along the elevated train tracks over our heads. When it finally passed, the captain turned toward me.

“Clare . . .” His tone was different, no longer playful. “Earlier you said someone else might have a motive to torch old man Enzo's shop.”

“Yes.”

“Who exactly were you thinking of accusing?”

I may have been tired and feeling a little weak, but a part of me came alert with that question. Maybe it was the way the man asked—as if he were afraid of knowing the person. Maybe it was something else. But I went with my gut and held my tongue.

“You were right, Michael,” I replied carefully. “It's not my line of work. Forget I said anything.”

 

 

ELMHURST
Hospital was an incongruous sight: a shiny, ultramodern facility planted in the middle of a hardscrabble neighborhood of worn-out storefronts and rundown row houses, most of them packed with recent immigrants from Ecuador, India, Colombia, and Pakistan. By the time we turned onto the hospital's drive, I'd decided that I would put some questions to Enzo Testa. I didn't believe the old coffeehouse owner was responsible for torching his own business. But I was far from convinced that the fire was accidental.

Fire Marshal Rossi had given me his card and told me I could contact him with any further information that I believed was pertinent. As far as I was concerned, that was an invitation to find some.

As I checked my watch again, Captain Michael swung his official vehicle up to the ER entrance and cut the engine.

“You know, darlin',” he said, “it's not too late to forgo the hospital's oxygen for a little mouth to mouth at my place.”

Give it up, man.
“I don't think so.”

“You sure? It's late and you're taking your chances in there. The ER will be packed. You could be here for a long time, only to be seen by an exhausted intern with a funny-sounding name on the unlucky thirteenth hour of a fourteen-hour shift.”

I popped the door. “Thanks—but I'll take my chances with the exhausted intern.”

My knees nearly gave out as I jumped down from the high vehicle, but I felt a whole lot better a moment later, when Mike Quinn,
my
Mike Quinn, pushed through the ER's exterior doors, his ruddy complexion looking pale in the halogen-flooded entryway.

“You okay, sweetheart?”

I nodded.

Mike's arms went around me. The embrace was much needed, but it came with the slight, familiar stab from the handle of his service weapon, tucked into the holster beneath his sport coat and trench. The momentary prod perfectly summed up our relationship—extraordinarily affectionate, punctuated with the occasional, unexpected jab (metaphorically speaking).

My ex-husband once called the man Dudley Do-Right, but Mike wasn't perfect or even above using a dodgy ploy to get the job done. He hadn't started out as a suit-wearing detective, either. He'd earned his gold shield by coming up in the ranks, which included decorated undercover work as an anticrime street cop, so he was far from naïve or a guy you'd want to cross.

Still my ex was right about one thing: Crime solving wasn't a game to Mike Quinn. It was the fulfillment of what he saw as an almost sacred obligation to remove murderers, rapists, drug dealers, and predators from the rest of the population, which was why I didn't mind the familiar little butt from his weapon. I liked the momentary reminder of my man's place in the world, his dedication to a job that protected the weak, the innocent, the naively trustworthy—which occasionally included yours truly.

When we parted, he held me at arm's length for a cool Mike-like once-over, from the top of my smoke-scented hair to the tips of my soiled, ruined boots.

“I'm fine, Mike, really. How is Madame? And Dante?”

“They're both doing well.”

“Thank goodness.”

“They'll probably release Mrs. Dubois in the next hour,” Mike said. “Dante Silva is awake, with a mighty big headache. He may have a concussion so they're waiting for the results of his tests before they'll release him. And Mr. Testa isn't doing so well . . .”

I tensed. “What's wrong with Enzo?”

“It's his heart they're worried about, but he's in good hands. They're monitoring every beat in the ICU—”

And that's when it came: the
slam
. Like a gunshot, the driver's side door on the Suburban opened and closed with explosive force.

“Hi there,
Mikey
.”

Arms folded, Captain Michael Quinn regarded his cousin across the vehicle's hood then flashed him what might have been a grin if it hadn't look more like the baring of gritted teeth.

Crap.
I'd held out hope that we'd dodged this bullet, but it came all the same.

“Tore yourself away from doling out traffic tickets to check up on the little lady, eh?”

Mike's eyes went dead cold. “Excuse me a minute, sweetheart,” he said with disturbing calm. In a few smooth strides he'd circumvented the front of the Suburban to confront his cousin.

The two were pretty evenly matched, which is to say both were over six feet with wide shoulders, long legs, and prize-fighter reaches. Captain Michael may have been a bit taller, but I'd seen Mike power-cuff suspects with the kind of fluid force that I doubted the fireman could counter.

The conversation began with the captain folding his arms and muttering something. Mike's eyes narrowed, and he shoved his finger into the breast of his cousin's bunker coat. His other hand reached backward, toward his belt, as if he were going for his handcuffs. Now the captain's eyes blazed, and I feared a shouting match—or worse—was about to explode.

“Guys, don't fight!” I called.

Without even glancing in my direction, the men stepped farther away, locking themselves in a furious, whispered exchange.

I strained my ears to hear what the two were saying, but the noise of traffic and hospital workers was too loud. Finally, when it looked like fisticuffs were about to break out, a third figure in fireman's gear thrust himself between the men.

“Knock it off!” Oat Crowley barked.

Crowley reached into his pocket and shoved a set of keys into Mike's hand. “Your girlfriend's car is parked down that block.” He pointed then shot a naked glare my way before pushing against his boss with both arms. “C'mon, Cap, I'm going inside to check on Ronny Shaw, and you need to go back to the firehouse. There's paperwork waiting.”

Captain Michael looked pleased with the scene he'd created, even threw a final, cheeky wink in my direction before turning back to continue arguing with Oat.

My Mike didn't miss the devil's wink. He came back to me in body after that but not in spirit. “Let's go inside,” he said, taking my elbow a little too roughly.

“No! What was that all about?”

“Forget it happened,” he said with a brusque finality that I rarely heard from him. The retrograde attitude sounded more like his cousin's.

“Sorry. No sale.” I planted myself.

“This is not the time or place, Clare.” His expression was still rigid, but when he spoke once more, his tone was softer. “Please.” He stepped close, put his hands on my shoulders. “Let's not do this. Let's go check on your friends.”

I didn't argue. Not then. Mike wasn't wrong about the timing. So I shelved my questions (for the moment) and let him guide me through the doors of the emergency room.

“OSSO
buco is another example,” Madame was saying.

“Is that beef? Like the bourguignon?” The voice was gruffly male, its pitch low enough to dub James Earl Jones.

“Veal, dear. The veal hind shank, to be precise, sawed into three-inch-thick pieces . . .”