Authors: Pierre Berg; Brian Brock
Tags: #Europe, #Political Prisoners - France, #1939-1945, #Auschwitz (Concentration Camp), #World War II, #World War, #Holocaust, #Political Prisoners, #Political, #Pierre, #French, #France, #Berg, #Personal Memoirs, #Historical, #Biography & Autobiography, #Military, #Personal Narratives, #General, #Biography, #History
Nice, November 1943:
One morning my friend Claude arrived at my house dirty, bloody, and out of breath. For several years he and I sat next to each other in school. I lost count of how many times we had been reprimanded for playing tic-tac-toe during lectures.
Now that we were in the second stage of
lycee
(high school) we didn’t see each other as often, since I had opted for philosophy as my major and Claude had chosen mathematics.
‘‘Can you hide me?’’ he asked.
‘‘Sure. Why?’’ I asked, disconcerted by his appearance.
‘‘Two Vichy goons came to our house to arrest me.’’
Two months earlier, September 8, 1943, to be exact, the Nazis occupied southern France after the Italians had pulled out of the war. Emboldened by the influx of SS and Gestapo, the Fascist
milice
(militia) in our hometown of Nice became more active.
‘‘Why did they want to arrest you?’’
‘‘They’re rounding up more bodies to finish the
boches’
[derogatory slang for Germans] Atlantic wall. Hell, no. I jumped through my rear window right into a bush.’’
I had heard that the traitors were snatching people at random.
Claude smiled when I glanced down our driveway.
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‘‘Don’t worry. I lost them for good.’’
‘‘Get washed and I’ll patch you up.’’
Claude wasn’t sure why they had chosen him. It could have been because his parents were Italian, or because he was born in the French colony of Indochina. It could be they figured he had a strong back. Claude was a head taller than I was, and very athletic.
It was no problem letting him hide in our house. My parents were gone and wouldn’t be back for a month or more. Since I was ten, my parents had been in the habit of leaving me alone when my mother accompanied my father on his business trips to Paris, Geneva, or Berlin. There was always a maid, but since their concern was keeping the house tidy, and not my comings and goings, I was more or less left to my own devices.
Even though my parents were in the mountains above Monte Carlo, they weren’t on vacation this time. My father had leukemia, a cancer he had been battling for two years with radiation and arsenic treatments. He had been in remission for months, but it was back and my mother had escorted him to a clinic.
After Claude’s brothers and his girlfriend came to visit a few times, I began to worry that the foot traffic would attract the attention of my neighbors. You couldn’t trust anybody, with the Germans posting rewards for reporting anything suspicious or out of the ordinary. I took Claude into our backyard and pointed to the toilet under the steps leading to a room over the garage.
‘‘Claude, if those bastards ever show up, this should be the best place to hide.’’
It was a Thursday afternoon. In France there was no school on Thursdays. Claude was upstairs in my room checking my homework. The only reason I was still in school was to please my father.
He wanted me to become a jeweler and watchmaker, to have a business of my own. I suppose if he hadn’t sold off his leather wholesale business, which included a shoe factory in Berlin and a factory in the French Alps that manufactured gloves, after being diagnosed, he would have wanted me to join him. The only business I was interested in owning was a beauty shop, but my father wasn’t about PART I | DRANCY
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to entertain that idea. Maybe he saw through it, since being a beau-tician had more to do with my aspirations as a gigolo than as an entrepreneur.
I was in the kitchen putting the leftovers from lunch into the icebox. And as she did every Thursday, our maid, Madame Biondi, was washing the laundry in the concrete double basin in the backyard. Fists pounding against the front door suddenly broke the wonderful monotony of the last two weeks.
‘‘
Aufmachen
!’’ (Open up!), a guttural voice barked.
I raced upstairs and peeked through the slats of the closed wooden shutters of my parents’ bedroom. Two plainclothes Gestapo officers and two soldiers with guns drawn were banging at the door and ringing the bell. I ducked into my room.
‘‘Let’s go!’’
Claude and I tumbled down the steps and out the back door.
Madame Biondi wasn’t at the washbasin and the toilet door was locked.
‘‘Fire!’’ I hissed, knocking at the door. ‘‘Get out!’’
Madame Biondi rushed out with her panties around her ankles.
I told Claude to stand on the toilet seat because of the gap at the bottom of the door.
‘‘Madame, look busy and pull up the panties.’’
‘‘
Mais, monsieur
.’’ (But, sir.)
‘‘The Germans are here.’’
‘‘Yes, yes, I understand,’’ she said, and went back to the basin.
I grabbed a rake and started playing gardener. Just in time. The Germans came trotting around the corner. They didn’t say a word to either of us. The younger officer, who had dark hair and penetrating eyes, and was wearing a black leather coat and black hat, ordered one soldier to stay with us as the rest of them rushed through the rear door. On shaky legs I kept up my act as the gardener gathering leaves. I hoped they wouldn’t notice me in the photographs on the walls or search the house too thoroughly. I had a document stashed in my father’s study that could get me shot.
Ten minutes later the
boches
came back out. The other officer, a 10
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bald-headed fatso wearing a tweed suit with brown leather buttons, had my father’s attachećase in his pudgy hand. The sides of the case were bulging and I wondered what they had swiped. The younger officer came up to me. He was definitely the man in charge.
‘‘Who are you?’’ he asked in broken French.
I could tell from his accent that he was Austrian.
‘‘I’m the gardener.’’
‘‘Papers,’’ he ordered, waving his Luger at the two of us.
Madame Biondi pulled her I.D. from the pocket of her apron.
‘‘Ah, Italian,’’ the Austrian said in German.
‘‘Mama, I don’t have my I.D. with me,’’ I whimpered.
‘‘
Mi figlio
’’ (My son), she pointed at me.
Fatso asked in French where the owners were.
‘‘They’re sick old people, both in the hospital.’’ For once I almost volunteered the truth.
‘‘There are dishes on the table,’’ he said, pointing toward the kitchen.
‘‘We had lunch.’’
‘‘
Die Frau am Telephon hat gemeldet dass hier viele Leute sind
’’
(The woman on the phone mentioned a lot of people), the Austrian said to Fatso, who shrugged his shoulders.
‘‘
Sind wir im falschen Haus
?’’ (Are we at the wrong house?)
‘‘
Vielleicht
’’ (Maybe), said the Austrian.
They weren’t hunting for Claude. They were hunting for Jews.
The main reason for the flood of Gestapo and SS in Nice was that the Riviera had become a Jewish ‘‘Promised Land.’’ Under the Italians, fleeing Jews were given legal residence and protection under the law, and the Italian police did everything they could to protect them. The goons were here to correct that.
The Austrian looked around.
‘‘
Irgend etwas stimmt nicht. Wir werden die noch mal in der Nacht
u¨berraschen
.’’ (Something is fishy. We’re going to surprise them again at night.)
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German and three other languages. All French students were required to learn two languages. I chose German and English. Italian was more or less a second language in southern France since it had been a part of Italy until Napoleon III took it. Our Italian maids had been good teachers. Spanish I picked up when the family of a Spanish general became our neighbors after the civil war. I taught their two sons French, and as a result I learned Spanish. They had wisely fled to Mexico not long after the German invasion.
‘‘What’s behind this green door?’’ the Austrian asked in German.
I struggled to stay calm. Fatso translated.
‘‘A toilet,’’ I said quickly. ‘‘The door has been jammed for a long time.’’
Fatso translated my response into German and the Austrian nodded. ‘‘Well, we will see.’’
He tried to pry it open, but it wouldn’t budge. He grabbed one of the soldier’s submachine guns and fired a volley at the bottom of the door. My heart stood still. Porcelain splinters came flying out the gap, followed by stinking brown ooze. Thankfully I saw no blood. The Austrian couldn’t stomach the stench and called off the search.
After I made sure that they had left, I knocked at the toilet door.
‘‘Claude, open up.’’
He tumbled out, gasping as if he had been under water.
‘‘Boy, you got splashed. You stink,’’ I told him.
‘‘When the bowl collapsed I added to the mess,’’ he replied. ‘‘I shit in my pants.’’
Madame Biondi was sitting on the back steps, shaking and sobbing.
‘‘I’m glad that I didn’t flush,’’ she squeaked.
Before curfew that night, Claude collected his things and went to stay with one of his brothers on the outskirts of town. For both our sakes I wasn’t about to contact my friend until the Nazis were defeated.
A week later I rode my bike down Boulevard de Cimiez to visit 12
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my friend Bernard, a skinny seventeen-year-old whose thick glasses had made him the brunt of many of our classmates’ jokes. I had known Bernard since elementary school. In high school we wrote and performed goofy skits on his shortwave transmitter. We loved to imitate Laurel and Hardy. In France, their movies had become extremely popular when the comedic duo chose to speak their lines in French instead of using subtitles. Hearing French spoken with a pronounced British accent was more hilarious than their slapstick, and Bernard and I lampooned their voices in our skits. The shortwave signal was weak, but our friends received our transmissions, and we would be the talk of the school the next day. When our critics became ruthless in their reviews, we ended our careers as radio stars. No sense being the fodder for other kids’ jokes.
Bounding up the marble steps of Bernard’s parents’ villa, I noticed that the heavy front door was ajar. I pushed it open.
‘‘Bernard?’’
‘‘
Ha¨nde hoch
!’’ (Hands up!)
I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was that Gestapo fatso. He sure didn’t have to shout. His 9mm automatic staring at my forehead was enough. I raised my hands with only one thought in my head, and it was truly peculiar, considering the severity of the moment.
Was that a Luger or Walther? Before I could ask him, he pushed me face first against the wall next to a petrified Bernard. I could tell from the crimson splotches on his face that Bernard had been slapped a few times.
After being frisked by a uniformed Waffen SS corporal, I was ordered to turn around. Fatso was wearing the same tweed suit.
There was a Nazi Party button on his lapel.
‘‘It’s the gardener who didn’t have his I.D. papers,’’ he said smugly. ‘‘What are you doing here?’’
‘‘I wanted to see why Bernard missed school yesterday.’’
‘‘Do you have your papers today?’’
I nodded and handed them to him. I held my breath. These were the papers that I had hoped they wouldn’t find in my father’s study. My false identification papers.
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‘‘Pierre Berceau. You’re Italian and have a French name?’’
I slid Bernard a glance. Either he was too preoccupied with his own troubles to take notice of my bogus last name or he had a great poker face.
‘‘My father’s French.’’
‘‘Of course.’’
I held out my hand for my papers, but Fatso slid them into the breast pocket of his jacket. Not a good sign. He pointed at Bernard’s shortwave transmitter that was sitting on the floor.
‘‘Have you seen this before?’’
‘‘Sure, my friend has played with it for many years.’’
‘‘And you didn’t report it?’’
‘‘Why should I?’’
‘‘It’s illegal. It’s a weapon, not a toy.’’
Bernard started to turn around.
‘‘
Gerade stehen
!’’ (Stand straight!) The corporal bounced Bernard’s head against the wall. His glasses went flying. Whimpering, Bernard knelt to pick them up. A kick in the rear lifted him into the air.
‘‘He needs them,’’ I protested. ‘‘He’s almost blind without them.’’
Fatso crushed the glasses under his heel.
Two SS soldiers pushed an elderly couple into the entryway.
They were the housekeepers who had raised Bernard.
‘‘
Was wollen Sie mit den anfangen
?’’ (What do you want to do with them?), the corporal asked.
‘‘They’re Italian nationals. Let them go,’’ Fatso answered.
‘‘Have your men take the blind one here and lock him up. I’m sure we can find room on the Paris train for this gardener.’’
I was in a panic, but I couldn’t let on that I knew their language.
When they put me in handcuffs I blurted out, ‘‘What did I do?’’
This time it was my head that was bounced off the wall.