Sex and the Single Vampire (32 page)

“Allie, honey, I think you’re choking him. I know you’re deafening me, and if you don’t want Christian’s housekeeper to come running to see what all the yelling is about, I’d suggest you lower your voice as well.”

I looked down at Sebastian and realized I had gripped the cloth in such a way that he was strangling. He made no protest, though, just watched me as if I had a right to throttle him.

“I’m sorry,” I said, releasing his shirt and smoothing it down. “I didn’t mean to yell at you. You don’t have to look at me like that; I’m not blaming you for what happened.”

“He wouldn’t have been there but for me,” Sebastian replied, his voice a raw croak. I couldn’t tell if it was with the pain of knowing Christian had felt him worthy of a sacrifice, or if I had damaged his throat while I was shouting at him, but either way, I couldn’t let him suffer needlessly.

Roxy hurried over to Raphael when he moaned in his sleep. “I think he’s about to wake up. He looks pissed even sleeping.”

I nodded to let her know I heard her, then turned back to Sebastian. “Christian isn’t the type of person to stand in the shadows and not right a wrong,” I said slowly, smoothing the blanket over his chest.

“Rozzy?” Raphael tried to sit up, rubbing his face. “What happe’d?”

“I told Allie you were going to be mad. Are you okay? You look a bit blurry-eyed to me.”

Sebastian’s fingers picked fretfully on the blanket. I patted his hand. “Especially when someone he cares for is in trouble. Christian has so few friends, I know they mean everything to him; he would move heaven and earth to help those he loves….”

Especially someone like a woman who could redeem his soul.

“Feel blurry-eyed. What hit me?” Raphael was sitting up straight now, shaking his head and feeling his jaw gingerly.

I looked at the pain in Sebastian’s eyes and was filled with shame at my own selfish desire that kept me from Joining with Christian, as I should have. He had said all along that once we were Joined, we would be more powerful together than we were separately, and yet he’d never pushed me to take the last step, never once made me feel pressured into doing it. He seemed happy with me just as I was, and yet I knew that it was my fault that he was trapped in that house, and I was sitting here safe and sound with Sebastian.

“Uh, that would be Allie. But she had a really good reason for decking you.”

“No,” I swore, my fist tightening around a handful of blanket.

“You
didn’t
have a really good reason?” Roxy asked. She peeked at Raphael out of the corner of her eye. He was trying to stand, and after three tries he at last made it to his feet. “Er … I thought we were ixnay on the ampirevay eedingfay.”

“We are. I had a very good reason for striking Raphael. I’m saying no, I will not let Christian suffer because of my stupidity.”

“If you punch Christian like you did me, you have a hell of a nerve saying you won’t let him suffer,” Raphael complained, wiggling his jaw.

“She put a spell on you to make her punch more powerful,” Roxy said helpfully. I glared at her. “What? I didn’t want Raphael to think he can be bested by just anyone.”

“That’s reassuring to know. Now, if one of you would care to tell me why it was necessary to knock me out, I’d be grateful.”

“I needed to feed,” Sebastian said simply. “You saved me.”

Raphael’s yellow eyes darkened as he stared at Sebastian. “I
what?”

“See? I
told
you he was going to be pissed!”

I held up my hand to stop Raphael. He had a bit of a “wild bull about to charge” look in his eyes. “Raphael, I’ll explain it all to you later. Christian is my number one priority now. All right, Sebastian. I want everything, every last thing you can remember. Start at the beginning, when you were captured, and don’t leave out a single, solitary—”

The door to the bedroom burst open in a huge blast of wind. I stiffened as the wind swirled around us, bringing with it a familiar scent.

“You fed my blood to a vampire? You knocked me out and fed my blood to him? Without even bothering to ask me how I felt about it?”

“Oh, Allie, child, we have trouble,” Esme said as she spun through the door, caught in the spectral wind.

“You stood by and let her knock me out and feed me to the vampire?”

“Well, honestly, Raphael, what was I supposed to do? She’s bigger than me, and she knows all sorts of cool spells. And besides, it’s not like you
need
all that blood. Didn’t your mother ever teach you to share?”

Honoria clung to Esme, her ghostly gray eyes huge with terror. I looked from her to Esme’s pale face and worried eyes.

“It’s
my
blood! I don’t think it’s asking too much to have a say in how it’s dispensed!”

“Trouble?” I asked, the word weak on my lips. I didn’t want to know. I just didn’t want to know.

“I think I’ll have that explanation right now, Allie,” Raphael growled, stalking toward me.

I had as much on my plate as I could deal with. One more thing …

“I’m sorry, dear, but it seems the demon is back. The lower part of the house is filled with demon smoke. And I think the basement has been sucked into H-E-double-toothpicks.”

… would break me.

“Oh, sure, the minute Christian needs rescuing, earthshatteringly important emergencies suddenly pile up on me. First Sebastian, now a demon. What next? The apocalypse?” I grumbled as I stuffed my things into my bag, leaving the holy water on top, where it was handy.

“I’m so very sorry to ruin your evening,” Esme apologized.

“So just what does Esme mean when she says the basement is now part of—”

I slapped a hand over Roxy’s mouth. “Never, ever say the H-word when there’s a demon in the house.”

Her eyes were huge as she nodded her understanding. I released her mouth. “I have no idea what’s happened down there, but I guess I’ll be finding out rather than saving Christian, like I
should
be doing.” I slung my bag over my shoulder and headed out the bedroom door. “Blast that Guardian! Just what the …
dickens”
—we also don’t say the D-word when minions of hell are about—”does she think she’s doing?”

“How would I know? I’m just a handy feed bag to hang around the neck of any visiting vampire.”

I stopped at the top of the stairs and looked at the man following me. “Look, Raphael, I appreciate your offer of help, but about this you really have to trust me—a situation involving demons is no place for a human.”

“You’re not human?”

I gave him a wry smile as I limped down the stairs. “According to Roxy, I’m no longer strictly human, no.
And even if I were, I’m a Summoner. I practice magic as my business. I won’t be likely to fall into any of the demon’s traps, as you might.”

Raphael looked disbelieving as I approached the door to the basement. Esme was right; the lower half of the house was filled with demon smoke, a sign that the Guardian had either Summoned the demon to banish him forever, or something had gone badly awry. Given my luck, I was pretty sure it was the latter. Perhaps the Turners had already gone to sleep and would remain blissfully ignorant of the evening’s events.

I glanced at Raphael. Even as angry as he was with me for allowing Sebastian to feed from him, he was still prepared to stand by my side and fight. He really was a nice guy, and I had made it one of my rules that I never allowed nice guys to become demon fodder. “If you won’t listen to me, maybe you’ll listen to Joy.”

He frowned. I nodded. “Think about her—is she going to want you to risk your life and eternal damnation unnecessarily? Or would she tell you to let the experts handle this?”

“Well …”

I have never been able to do a strong mind push on anyone, but I tried now. I put my hand on his arm and focused on what I wanted him to do, giving him a push into agreeing with it. “I think Joy needs you more, Raphael. She loves you; I’m sure she wants you home. Right now.”

He blinked, a faint frown between his brows. “I …”

Well, pooh, in for a penny, in for a pound. I put my other hand on him and mentally shoved. Hard. “She might even
need
you.”

His head snapped up and he turned to bellow up the stairs. “Roxy! We’re leaving.
Now
, woman! I don’t have time to wait for you!”

Raphael was dragging a protesting Roxy out the front
door as I opened up the door to the basement. Thick white smoke boiled up the stairs, a noxious barrier I had to push my way through to reach the basement.

“Hello?” The demon smoke was thick enough to choke a horse, which meant that us almost-humans were coughing like six-pack-a-day smokers. “Um … Guardian? Are you down here?”

I swam through the offal-scented smoke and peered around the basement.

“I’m sorry, but the wine cellar is off-limits,” a voice called out from the heart of the smoke. It was a young-sounding voice for a Guardian. Very young. “There’s a … erm … gas leak. It would probably be best if you were to evacuate the house, Mrs. Turner.”

“My name is Allie, and I’ve heard the one about the gas leak before.” I headed for the open door to the wine cellar, out of which the smoke was pouring. I gagged a couple of times before I made it into the room, but what I saw once I got there had me rubbing my eyes.

In the center of the room Sarra the demon hung upside down by one leg, its arms bound behind its back, its suit scuffed-looking. Beneath it, crawling around an intricately scribed circle, a woman with short, curly red hair drew binding symbols with a gold stick.

She looked up as I fanned away the smoke that was billowing up from the crack in the tile. “You’re a Summoner. Hullo. I’m Noelle. Did you know that you have mismatched eyes?”

I walked around the demon. It glared at me. “Yes, I know. Why do you have Sarra strung up by one leg?”

She drew another symbol. It flared bright green as soon as the stick lifted from the circle. “It was getting a bit stroppy with me. The Hanged Man always teaches them a few manners. It’s retaliating with the smoke. Are those spirits I saw yours, then?”

“Yes, they are. There are four others as well. I hate to be a bother, but I’m in a bit of a hurry, what with Christian being held by this one’s master and all, so if you could possibly just give me the abbreviated version of what’s going on here, I’ll be on my way to rescue him.”

She leaned back on her heels and sucked the tip of her gold stick. “Asmodeus, eh?”

The demon snarled. A chunk of ceiling fell behind me. We both ignored it. It just never does to give a demon the satisfaction of knowing it’s startled you.

“It’s a nasty bag of tricks, but I heard through the demonic grapevine that it was weakened and searching for a suitable sacrifice to regain its power,” she added.

“Well, it can’t have Christian; he’s mine. Back to the demon, if you don’t mind …”

She looked up at Sarra, still sucking the stick. “It’s a pretty specimen, isn’t it? I like the hair gel. Nice touch. The mustache is a bit much, though, don’t you think? Makes it look so smarmy.”

“Um …”

“I’m destroying it, so I suppose it really doesn’t matter.”

I blinked and avoided two wine bottles as they flew out of a rack when the demon hissed at the Guardian. “Destroying it? I didn’t think you could destroy a demon.”

She laughed and stuck her stick behind her ear, brushing off her knees as she stood. “Of course you can destroy them. Don’t they teach you Summoners anything? It’s fairly easy, just a bit time-consuming, what with drawing all the symbols in proper order, and then, of course, there are the twelve words you have to pry out of them. Duck.”

Now I was really confused. “Twelve words? What does a duck—” I jumped aside to avoid the wooden bench that was suddenly hurtled toward us. “Oh. Thanks.”

Noelle turned to face the demon, her hands on her hips. “That was not in the least bit nice. Do we need to
have another talk about what constitutes acceptable behavior?”

She traced a few symbols in the air and the demon screamed, curling up on itself in agony. I looked at the five-foot-long cracks that appeared in the cement wall. “Impressive. Now, if we could—”

“The twelve words are needed to destroy the demon, don’t you see?” Noelle knelt again before her circle, pulling the stick from her red curls. “You have to get them out of the demon before you can destroy it, and naturally they’re a bit reticent to give them to you. Makes for an exciting time, though.”

“Right,” I drawled, more than a bit worried about the Guardian’s lighthearted manner. Guardians were highly respected, more than a little feared people in my circle of witches and wizards, and the friendly, freckle-faced woman in front of me just didn’t meet my expectations. “Do you mind me asking how long you’ve been doing this?”

She drew another symbol. “Almost six months now.”

“Six months?” I choked so hard tears came to my eyes as I coughed the saliva out of my bronchial tubes. Sarra cackled. The door fell off its hinges.

“My mum is a Guardian, too,” Noelle answered quickly. “I have oodles of experience, really I do. And it’s not usually too exacting a job, you know? An exorcism here, sealing a portal to hell there, destroying the odd demon or two—doesn’t take up much space on the schedule, leaving lots of time for my real work.”

I couldn’t help but ask. I just couldn’t help it. “What would that be?”

“I’m writing the definitive work on werefolk.”

“Werefolk?”

“Yes, you know, werewolves, werecats, werebeetles, that sort of thing. They’re a fascinating people, really.”

I made a mental note to keep Raphael from meeting Noelle anytime in the future. “It sounds fascinating, yes, but I really must be running along. There’s only”—I looked at my watch—”two more hours until sunrise, and I have Christian to save. I hate to leave you. Are you sure you’ll be all right here by yourself?”

She blinked at me. “Of course. Why shouldn’t I?”

I waved at Sarra. “Well … that is a demon after all, and a powerful one at that….”

She wrinkled her nose and waved me off. “Don’t worry about it; I have the situation under control.”

I heaved a mental sigh of relief that yet another catastrophe had been averted, and gathered up my bag to leave.