Shoot to Thrill (5 page)

Annie cocked a brow at him. ‘We’re already filthy, stinking rich. Half the computers in the world run at least one of our software apps or games.’

‘Besides, the security software is already in beta version,’ Grace reminded him. ‘We’ll be finished by the end of the month, easy.’

‘Okay, but we still have to finish the updates for all the educational software …’

Roadrunner lifted his hand and waved. ‘I finished those this morning.’

Harley folded his big arms across his chest and grunted. ‘All right, all right, so maybe we can squeeze this in. Big whoop. The bottom line is, I do not trust the guy, I do not want to work with him looking over my shoulder, I do not want him in my house.’

Roadrunner shrugged. ‘I kind of liked him.’

‘Yeah, but you’re a dipshit.’

‘Besides, we’ve got more bad-guy radar in this room than all of MPD, and if he is one, we’ll know it after the first hour.’

Harley blew a raspberry. ‘Oh yeah? It took us ten years to figure out who was trying to kill us. Our record for reading people isn’t exactly sterling.’

Grace didn’t exactly make a face. The one she already had just went very still and stayed that way. For a woman who had spent her entire life anticipating and preparing for

‘In an hour.’ Harley grabbed a manila folder off the counter by the stove and slid it over to Annie. ‘In the meantime, Roadrunner and I did a little surfing on some of the websites the Feebs red-flagged for us at the seminar. This came off one of them this morning.’

Annie opened the folder and pulled out a photo. ‘Oh Lord, is this a real dead person?’

Roadrunner shrugged. ‘No way to tell. We scanned it for Photoshop-type alterations and couldn’t find any, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t staged and posed. Heck, we did that for the Serial Killer Detective game and even the cops thought it was the real thing. We called Smith to have the thing pulled and passed to Cyber Crimes and the recruited geeks, but it doesn’t look good. The ISPs are shifting too fast to trace.’

‘Just like the posts of the five city murders,’ Roadrunner said.

Grace shrugged. ‘That doesn’t make this one real. The fetish and porn sites get better at hiding every day. Some of those networks are so sophisticated they make the military’s system look bad.’

Annie passed the photo to Grace as if it were a poison mushroom. ‘Real or not, this is sick. Somebody has to stop this.’

Grace nodded. ‘That would be us.’

When the doorbell rang at 9:05 a.m., Harley Davidson was out of his chair like an ICBM, cruising fast to intercept the Federal bogeyman at his front door.

‘For God’s sake, Harley, settle down,’ Annie sniped behind him. ‘You’re as jittery as a long-tailed cat under a rocking chair. He’s going to think you’re on meth.’

Harley shot her a nasty look over his shoulder. ‘Don’t mention drugs,’ he whispered.

‘You have unequivocally lost your mind. There isn’t even a bottle of aspirin in your medicine cabinet, you idiot, and, last time I checked, possessing multivitamins wasn’t a felony.’

Harley made a face, then pulled open the big double doors. John Smith was wearing the standard-issue blue suit and an all-business countenance. He had a craggy face that hadn’t aged well, making him look a little scary and a lot older than the mandatory retirement age of fifty-seven. ‘Good morning, Mr. Davidson.’ His eyes drifted down to the empty beer bottle in Harley’s hand, but he didn’t comment. Harley hated that about cops and Feds – their eyes were always too damn busy.

Harley jerked his thumb down the broad hall. ‘We’re in the breakfast room, looking at some of the crap we pulled off those red-flagged sites you turned us on to.’

The two women nodded from their chairs, but the man in the body stocking jumped up, smiled, and actually shook Smith’s hand. It was like stepping into a circle of reserved adults who just happened to own a cocker spaniel puppy. ‘Just Roadrunner,’ he said, grinning. ‘
Mr. Roadrunner
. Jeez, that’s funny. You want some coffee?’

‘Thank you, no, I’ve had breakfast. Once again, on behalf of the Bureau, I’d like to thank you for your generous offer of help.’

Grace had to concentrate to keep from rolling her eyes. Everything Feds said sounded like it came off a script. She nodded an acknowledgment. ‘Shall we go up to the office and get started?’

‘There are a few ground rules to cover before we do that …’

‘You got that right,’ Harley interrupted. ‘So let’s get it all on the table. We break more laws in one day than any hacker at that seminar breaks in a year. Developing the software you want is no problem; but if we’re going to try to trace these guys, we’re going to have to break a ton more just to get started, and I’m not about to do that with you looking over our shoulders so somewhere down the road you can testify against us.’

Smith nodded. ‘Understood.’

‘I don’t think you get how fast we could rack up a few hundred years on our sentences for – ’ Harley stopped and blinked. ‘What do you mean,
understood
?’

‘We work strange hours, Agent Smith,’ Grace said. ‘Sometimes around the clock.’

‘I’m prepared to be on duty twenty-four hours a day, if necessary. I will be as unobtrusive as possible, but I will be present.’

Annie smiled at him sweetly. ‘How computer savvy are you?’

‘Fairly.’

‘Well, then you know that any one of us could copy these files right under your nose.’

He nodded. ‘I know that. I’m asking you not to. Those files contain detailed records of the tracking formulas we’ve developed over the last several months …’

‘Did any of them work?’ Grace asked.

‘Uh … no …’

‘Then why on earth would we want to download them?’

A muscle in Smith’s jaw tightened. ‘For one thing, to give you a template of things that have already been tried so you don’t waste time. More importantly, having this information on another computer system just increases the odds of a breach.’

‘That may be, but if we limit the computers this information is on, any breach will be easier to trace.’

Annie gave him the kind of sweet smile you gave to the mentally deficient. ‘So, the criminals you tapped at the seminar to do your dirty work for you aren’t getting a look-see at this stuff?’

Smith’s spine straightened imperceptibly. Apparently the Feds didn’t mind encouraging law-breaking when it suited their purpose; they just didn’t like to hear it spoken aloud.

‘Oh, come on. Let’s cut to the chase here. You’ve got posts of real live murders the FBI can’t track, at least not legally, because the servers are registered in countries where U.S. access is denied. So what do you do? You call in a bunch of salivating hackers and tell them that if they try to access these foreign server accounts they will be in violation of international law. Good grief. Talk about dragging a slab of bacon in front of a bunch of wild dogs.’

‘I can assure you that was not the Bureau’s intention.’

‘Yeah, right. And these eyelashes are real. The point is, we don’t give a gnat’s ass about your text files. Don’t even have to look them over. But if you want us to write software that differentiates real murders from staged ones, we need to download the videos of those bodies in the five cities.’

‘I am not authorized to give you permission to do that.’

Harley moved the mass of his body a step closer to Smith. To his credit, the smaller man held his ground. ‘We’re going to download the videos. Are you going to fink us out?’

It took Smith a minute to remember what
fink
meant. He

‘I just told you we’re going to do that.’

‘Yes you did. But in my opinion, that was bravado. I do not think it was sincere; therefore I will not report it.’

Annie tucked her hands into her hips and tapped a toe on the marble floor. Agent Smith watched the toe moving up and down, mesmerized. ‘I can’t decide if your instructions are to handle us just like those other poor fools at the seminar, or if you might actually be a good guy.’

‘I have never been accused of being a good guy.’

‘Uh-huh. You want some chili before we get to work, darlin’?’

‘No, thank you very much for the offer.’

‘How about a beer?’ Harley raised his own bottle.

‘FBI agents do not drink alchololic beverages on duty, sir.’

‘Yeah, yeah, and FBI agents are always on duty, right?’

‘Precisely.’

‘Well, I guess that makes my goals pretty clear here. Before you leave I’m going to see you totally snockered with three belly dancers sitting on your chest and a really great Cuban cigar stuck between your teeth. Let’s get up to the office.’

For the first time in his career, John Smith was conflicted. When you boiled it all down, this whole assignment required that he consort with the kind of criminals he’d spent his life trying to convict. Who knows how many laws these people had broken. Besides, they looked weird. And they all carried concealed weapons. On the other hand, they were

What the hell do you think you’re going to get from the Feds?

That had been his dad, a D.C. beat cop for thirty years, totally psyched on instinct and puzzle-solving, totally down on a bunch of suits who thought academia trumped people skills.

You got the Feds, who think those of us in the trenches are pretty much part of the trash they’re trying to sweep under the rug, and then you got the cops, who know the people on the streets and do the hard work separating the bad guys from the good guys. And here you are, choosing the high road that doesn’t know shit about what’s real.

His dad hadn’t come to his graduation; hadn’t even sent a card when he’d made agent, but he’d read his future in a bottle of Pabst when John had come home for his uncle’s funeral.

They’ll eat you up for your first ten years, use you up for the next ten, then turn their back when you start to show gray. I’m telling you, Son, and I sure wish you would listen …

‘Agent Smith?’

He came back from his reverie instantly. They were all sitting at a round table in the third-floor office, and now the skinny guy was shoving a mug of coffee under his nose.

‘Well. Thank you very much. Do you happen to have any sugar?’

Agent Smith had no idea what Jamaican Blue was, but he complied, set his mug on the table, and looked down into the brew. ‘My goodness.’ He felt Harley’s massive hand clap him on the shoulder.

‘Okay, Agent Smith. You’ve got a palate. You just went up a couple of notches. Now, we pulled something interesting off the Web this morning.’

‘Another murder scene?’

‘Maybe. You show us yours, we’ll show you ours. So what have you got for us?’

Smith started emptying his briefcase. ‘These are the video films of the five murders. Cleveland, Seattle, Austin, Chicago, and Los Angeles.’ He dug deeper into the leather case and pulled out a bound folder of untold pages. ‘This is a detailed record of our Cyber Crimes Division’s failed attempts to trace the posts involving those murders. And these are the fringe sites we’d like you to monitor.’ He slapped down a folder stuffed with printed pages.

Annie pulled the folder toward her and started shuffling through them. ‘My God. There must be hundreds of them.’

Smith nodded. ‘We narrowed it down as much as we could. The fringe sites we’ve listed are limited to those dedicated exclusively to murder scenarios. Some of them are distinctly amateurish and clearly staged events; others are questionable. We need a program that spots the real crimes instantly so we can get law enforcement on the ground right away, before critical evidence and possible

Roadrunner showed him a couple of print frames from the site. Smith looked at them without expression. The Feds were good at that. ‘Did you get anything from this? Did you try a trace?’

‘No joy,’ Harley said. ‘We already passed it on to Agent Shafer so he can put your people on it, but they’re not going to get anywhere. That post was flying around the world at the speed of light. Right now we’re running some enhancement programs on the film to see if we’ve got a real murder or Memorex.’

‘Which won’t do a lot of good without a location, and you can’t get location without a trace.’

Annie tipped her head and gave him a little smile that gave him a little funny feeling in the pit of his stomach. ‘A picture’s worth a thousand words, darlin’. Or is it ten thousand?’ She scooped up the folder containing fringe sites and stood. ‘Are you okay there, or do you want us to set up a desk for you?’

‘Well, I think this will work for the time being.’ He sat quietly for a moment, watching and listening to the others as they scattered to their respective workstations, then opened his laptop to begin his daily report. He looked up from his screen when he heard a timid clicking, and stared in amazement as a sorry-looking dog with no tail climbed up onto the chair across the table and sat down facing him.

Magozzi had never been one for self-examination, although the department shrink suggested it every time he shot someone. Well. The two times he had shot someone. It hadn’t told him much then – killers had taken a shot at him, and he shot back, what was to introspect? – and it wasn’t going to tell him much now.

He’d had this silly idea as a young man that he’d make his way in the world, marry and have kids and a house and whatever the hell it was people called a normal life. That was the plan. That was what you grew up expecting when you were raised Italian Catholic with a family bigger than the population of Rhode Island and were stupid enough to believe that things would be the same for you as they had been for your parents. No one ever suggested that it might be otherwise; that your marriage would go south and you’d end up with a recliner and a twelve-inch TV and a blasted remnant of what your life was supposed to have been. And for sure no one ever told you that after the first marriage was erased like a mistake on a blackboard, you’d end up falling for a woman who would probably never say the word
love
out loud because it was a concept that eluded her. There would be no second marriage in his future; certainly no children, no shared house, no normal life. Not until he could manage to convince himself that he had to learn to live