Size Matters Not: The Extraordinary Life and Career of Warwick Davis (51 page)

Me:
“I’m looking for Endor, where the Ewoks live. Nice curtains, by the way.”

Harrison:
“Let’s ask Mark.”

“You remind me of Chewie when he was a kid.”

“Ewok? What’s an Ewok?”

“Err . . . Hi, Carrie . . . We forgot what we came for.”

“Try stage eight. Maybe Endor’s there. May the Force be with you.”

“Can you show me the way to stage eight?”

“Ask Frank Oz – he’s got a hand in everything.”

“Crikey! Darth Vader!”

“I am fluent in over six million forms of communication . . .”

“And you’ll make a very nice lampstand,”
says producer Robert Watts.

“Your Galactic Ticket to Endor I have.”

“Sorry, no Ewoks.”

I ditch the costume.

“Hmmm . . . Weren’t you in Time Bandits”?