Size Matters Not: The Extraordinary Life and Career of Warwick Davis (50 page)

Pondering the destinies on offer . . .

Hmmm . . . Why not?

I’m certain I couldhave out-lifted him pound for pound.

Well, things could hardly get any worse for Chelsea . . .

The smell of Deep Heat leaves me dizzy.

Moments later I find myself sprawled in the back of the net with the ball.

This is more like it!
Star Wars
, my favorite film!

Mark Hamill, who (for the purposes of this promotional film) has been fighting Darth Vader inside my local cinema, pops out to say “hello.”

If I want a job in
Star Wars
then I need an agent.

Unfortunately, the only person I can find is Maxwell Mercury (aka Roy Kinnear).

“I can play small parts.”

Max:
“How about Boba Fett”?

More like Baby Fett!

“I know,”
says Max,
”you can play
an Ewok”!

Ewok costumes only come in one size.

I set off to the film studios to find Endor.

“Keep the change cabbie!”