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And when this girl hinted she did it with every last gene at the ready. She stood arms akimbo and tossed her head to throw back her loose blonde hair and provide for me the final proof that she was bra-less. ‘I know you think I'm being evasive,' she said in a soft, gentle, sexy voice.

‘You could say that,' I agreed.

‘You're wrong,' she said, and ran her hand through her hair in a manner more that of a model than the proprietor of a restaurant. Her voice dropped even more as she said, ‘It's just that I'm not used to being interrogated.' She came round close behind me but I didn't turn my head.

‘You do very well for an amateur,' I said. I didn't move from my chair.

She smiled and put her hand on my shoulder. I could feel her body as she moved against me. ‘Please,' she said. How can I convey the sound of the word in her mouth?

‘What are you thinking?' she said.

‘You want to get me arrested?'

It wasn't simply her perfume that I could smell now, it was a whole pattern of events, the potatoes she'd peeled, the talc she'd used, the tweed skirt and her body under it. Some other time, some other motive, I might have proved a walkover for her.

I said, ‘I went to a Paris fashion show once. You get in through a scrum of sharp-elbowed lady fashion experts, and they sit you on these toy-sized gilded chairs. From behind the velvet curtains we could all hear the screaming of the fashion models. They were swearing and fighting about mirrors, zips and hairbrushes. Suddenly the lights were lowered to the level of candlelight. There was the muted music of violins and someone pumped Chanel into the air. From the old biddies came only the refined sound made by petite hands in silken gloves.'

‘I don't get you,' said Miss Shaw. She moved again.

‘Well, it's mutual,' I said. ‘And no one regrets it more than I do.'

‘I mean this fashion show.'

‘It taught me all I ever learned about women.'

‘What's that?'

‘I'm not sure.'

From the cellar Sylvester called, ‘Will the Chablis do, Sara?'

‘No it won't do, you bloody fairy queen,' she screamed. Sylvester was chalked on the casing, but the bomb-sight was set on me.

I said, ‘I've still a lot more questions, I'm afraid.'

‘It will have to wait. I must start the lunches.'

‘Better get it over with.'

She looked at her watch and sighed. ‘You couldn't have chosen a worse time of day.'

‘I can wait.'

‘Oh Lord! Look, come back for lunch – on the house. We'll do your questions after.'

‘I have a lunch appointment.'

‘Bring her with you.'

I raised an eyebrow.

‘I told you; I'm psychic.' She consulted a large book. ‘
Deux couverts
– one o'clock? It will give you time for a drink.' She uncapped a gold pen. ‘What was the name again?'

‘You make it hard to refuse.'

‘Excellent,' she said, and fidgeted with the pen.

‘Armstrong.'

‘And I'll give you your tickets for the play.' She went to the door. ‘Sylvester!' she called, ‘what the bloody hell are you doing down there! We've got the devil of a lot to do before lunch.'

At the discretion of
CONTROL
game time can be speeded, halted or reversed so that bounds can be replayed with the advantage of hindsight. No appeal can be made except on the grounds that notice in writing was not received before
CONTROL
's action.

RULES
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ALL GAMES
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STUDIES CENTRE
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LONDON

I went up to the Control Balcony when I got back. Schlegel was on the phone. It was still early; I hoped that he hadn't missed me. ‘Sonofabitch,' he shouted, and slammed the phone down. I wasn't dismayed; it was just his manner. He used too much energy for everything he did: I'd seen such activity before in small thickset men like Schlegel. He smacked a fist into his open palm. ‘For Christ's sake, Patrick. You said an hour.'

‘You know how it is.'

‘Never mind the goddamned apologies. Not content with flying boats, your friend is putting ice-breakers on a converging pattern along the Murmanskiy Bereg. Ice-breakers with sonar buoys … get it? He'll plot both the subs by taking bearings.'

‘That's not bad,' I said admiringly. ‘No one's thought of that before. Maybe that's why the Russians keep those two nuclear breakers so far west.'

Schlegel had a lot of hands, and now he threw them at me, so that the index fingers bounced off my shirt. ‘I've got two admirals and selected staff from Norfolk running the Blue Control.' He walked over to the teleprinter, fed out some paper, tore it off, screwed it up and threw it across the room. I said nothing. ‘And your friend Foxwell chooses
this
moment to demonstrate how well the commies can shaft us.'

He pointed down at the War Table. Plastic discs marked those spots where Ferdy had wiped out nuclear subs. The two replacement subs coming from Iceland and Scotland were moving along the Murmansk coast and would be detected by Ferdy's buoys.

‘They should have dog-legged those subs nearer to the Pole,' I said.

‘Where were you when we needed you?' said Schlegel sarcastically. He picked up his jacket and stood there in his shirtsleeves, his thumb hooking the jacket of his blue chalk-stripe over his shoulder, his fingers grasping his bright red braces. He climbed into his jacket and smoothed the sleeves. That suit was Savile Row, from label to lining, but on Schlegel it was Little Caesar.

‘How do we know that in a real war the Russians wouldn't be just as nutty?' I said.

‘And leave the Kara Sea wide open?' He tightened the knot of his tie.

‘It's working out OK.' I looked at the Game Clock, which moved according to the computer-calculated result of each bound. I picked up the pink flimsies that Blue Control had issued, trying to call the destroyed submarines.

‘They just won't buy it,' said Schlegel. I noticed that on the electric lights of the tote board they were still shown as undestroyed and in action.

I looked at the Master Status Report. I said, ‘We should programme Ferdy's ideas, using every last ice-breaker available to the Russians. And we should do it again, giving every ice-breaker sub-killing capability.'

‘It's all right for you,' muttered Schlegel. ‘You won't have to go to the post-mortem with these guys this weekend. When they get back to Norfolk the shit will hit the fan, mark my words.'

‘Aren't we supposed to be putting up the best defence of the Russian mainland that we can devise?'

‘Where did you get that idea?' said Schlegel. He had a habit of running his index finger and thumb down his face, as if to wipe away the lines of worry and age. He did it now. ‘The navy comes here for one reason only: they want a print-out that they can take to the Pentagon and make sure the trash haulers don't steal their appropriations budget.'

‘I suppose,' I said. Schlegel despised the men of Strategic Air Command, and gladly allied himself with the navy to fight them at any chance he got.

‘You suppose! Ever wonder what a flying gyrene like me is doing over here, running this toy-box? I was the nearest they could get to having a submarine admiral.' He worked his jaw as though getting ready to spit but he didn't. He switched on the intercom again. ‘Phase Eight.' He watched the Game Clock hands spin round to fourteen thirty hours.

‘Now they'll
have
to write off their two subs,' I said.

‘They'll tell themselves it's pack-ice affecting the radio for another Phase yet.'

I said, ‘Well they'll have one missile-submarine close enough to fire.'

Schlegel said, ‘Can they retarget the
MIRVS
before launching?'

I said, ‘No, but they can make the independently targeted warheads fall as a cluster.'

‘So it becomes a Multiple Re-entry Vehicle but not independently targeted?'

‘That's what they call it.'

‘That's like making a Poseidon back into a horse-and-buggy Polaris.'

‘Not really,' I said.

‘It's name rank and number time again, is it?' said Schlegel. ‘Not really? How much not really? Jesus, I really have to drag information out of you guys.'

‘There's far more bang per megaton for one thing. Also the clusters are more useful against dispersed targets.'

‘Like silos?'

‘Like silos,' I said.

‘How does the computer answer that? Against a ten-missile silo, for instance?'

I said, ‘Providing there are no “climate specials” or “programming errors” it usually comes out as one hundred per cent destruction.'

Schlegel smiled. It was all Blue Suite needed to defeat Ferdy, given average luck. And Schlegel in Master Control could provide that.

‘Dandy,' said Schlegel. I was Schlegel's assistant and it was my job to brief him with anything he wanted to know. But I had the feeling he had his thumb in the scale for the admirals in Blue Suite, and that made me feel I was letting Ferdy down.

‘I'll give Ferdy the air reconnaissance of the drift-ice and the water temperatures, shall I?'

Schlegel came close. ‘A word of advice, Patrick. Your friend is under surveillance.'

‘What are you talking about?'

He looked over his shoulder to be sure the door was closed. ‘I mean he's under surveillance. Security, right?'

‘Aren't we all? Why are you telling me?'

‘For your own good. I mean … if you are with the guy … well, I mean … don't take him to your favourite whore-house unless you want the address on my desk next morning. Right?'

‘I'll try and remember.'

I took the weather reports and the air analysis down to Ferdy in the basement.

Ferdy switched off the console when I entered. It was dark in Red Ops. Around us the edge-lit transparent sheets showed a changing series of patterns as the coloured lines drew closer. ‘What did you find out?' he asked anxiously.

‘Nothing much,' I admitted. I told him about Detective-Sergeant Davis, and the girl. He smiled. ‘Didn't I tell you: Schlegel has set it all up.'

‘Schlegel!'

‘He was sent here to set it up. Don't you see?'

I shrugged it off. I went out through the light trap into the corridor. I closed the door noisily. When I got back upstairs in the Main Control Balcony the plotters were putting flying boats on a square-search along the coast as far as the Norwegian border. Out of Archangel, more were patrolling the narrowest part of the White Sea. Not that there were any seas. The coastlines on that map meant nothing in the Arctic, where you could walk across the pack-ice of the world's roof, all the way from Canada to the USSR, and where the drift-ice comes down nearly to Scotland. There wasn't much moving on that great white nothing, where the blizzards roared, and wind turned a man to ice, scattered the fragments and screamed on hardly noticing. Nothing moved on that – but under it. Under it the war never stopped.

‘Phase eight, section one,' whispered the loudspeaker on Schlegel's console. The plotters moved the subs and the ice-breakers. The phone from Red Suite flashed.

‘Challenge,' said Ferdy. He had obviously expected it to be Schlegel on the phone and he changed his voice when he discovered it was me.

‘What can I do for you, Admiral?'

‘The ice-limit on these weather reports you brought down. They are for an earlier part of the season.'

‘I don't think so, Ferdy.'

‘Patrick, I don't want to argue but the drift-ice goes solid all along the estuary and links the islands at this time of year. You've been there, you know what it's like.'

‘They are machine-compiled from earth satellite photos.'

‘Patrick, let me see the whole season, and I'll show you you are wrong. They have probably jumbled the cards in the machine.'

I was sure that he was wrong but I didn't argue. ‘I'll get them,' I said, and put down the phone. Schlegel was watching me. ‘Mr Foxwell challenges the ice-limits,' I said.

‘Just keep him off my neck, Patrick. That's the fourth challenge of the game. Blue Suite haven't challenged me once.'

I phoned down to the geography room where they kept the ice maps. They said they would take nearly an hour to get the whole lot together. I phoned the duty processor to tell him he'd be needed. Then I phoned Ferdy and told him the challenge would be allowed.

‘Could you come down here again?' Ferdy said.

‘I'm up and down like a yo-yo,' I complained.

‘It's important, Patrick,' he said.

‘Very well.' I went down to the basement again. As I was going into the darkened Ops Room, the young submariner who had elected to be Ferdy's assistant passed me on his way out. I had a feeling that Ferdy had found him an errand to be rid of him. ‘War is hell,' the boy said, ‘don't let anyone tell you different.'

Ferdy confessed that it wasn't really important even before I was through the door. ‘But I really needed a chat. You can't talk with that American boy.'

‘Schlegel will go crazy if he finds out we've sent a processor to code those instructions, and used computer time, just to give you a chance for a chat.'

‘I'm allowed a few challenges.'

‘The other side have made none so far.'

‘Amateurs,' said Ferdy. ‘Patrick, I was thinking about what you told me … about the girl.'

‘Go on,' I said. But Ferdy didn't go on. He didn't want a conversation so much as an audience. He'd placed his counters across the neck of the White Sea. On his small War Table it looked like the Serpentine Lake but it was well over twenty miles of frozen water with ice-breakers keeping two shipping lanes clear all through the winter.