Authors: Len Deighton
He fixed me with his bright eyes. âI agree,' I said, âand the Russians have more of them than the American, British and French fleets combined.'
âNonsense,' said the professor.
âA palpable hit,' said Mr Flynn.
âWhat's more,' said Schlegel, poking a finger at Allenby, âyour goddamn red buddies are building at a rate of one a week, have been for years, and show no sign of slowing construction.'
âMy goodness,' said Flynn, âthe seas must be filled with the awful things.'
âThey are,' said Schlegel.
âIt's probably time we joined the ladies,' said Ferdy, dreading an argument among his guests.
Dawlish stood up politely and so did I, but Schlegel and his new-found enemy, Professor Allenby, didn't give up so easily. âA typical example of propaganda from the rearmament lobby,' said Allenby. âIsn't it obvious that the Russians need more submarines: their coastline is incredibly long and they need naval forces for their land-locked seas.'
âThen what the hell are they doing all over the Med, the Atlantic, the Red Sea and the Indian Ocean?'
âJust showing the flag,' said Allenby.
âOh, pardon me,' said Schlegel. âI thought only cryptofascist reactionary imperialists did that.'
âI don't know why you Yanks should be so frightened of the Russians,' said Allenby. He smiled.
âYou Brits should be a little more frightened of them, if you ask me,' said Schlegel. âYou depend upon imports just in order to eat. Hitler came into the war with twenty-seven long-range submarines. He sank enough of your merchant shipping to make it touch and go whether you could continue the war. Today, with a Royal Navy no longer visible to the naked eye, the Russian Navy has about four hundred subs, many of them nukes. Maybe they are just for showing the flag, Prof, but you want to start asking yourself where they are planning to run it up.'
âI think we really should join the ladies,' said Ferdy.
Coffee was served in the drawing-room. It was a fine room; tapestries, placed to absorb stray sounds, made its acoustics as good as any recital room. There were a dozen delicate gilt chairs placed equidistant upon the pale green Afghan carpet. The Bechstein grand piano had been stripped of family photos and cut flowers, and placed under the huge painting of Ferdy's grandfather's favourite horse.
The pianist was a handsome youth with an evening shirt even frillier than those currently
de rigueur
at Oxford, and his tie was bright red and droopy. He found every note of one of the Beethoven Opus 10 Sonatas, and held many of them for exactly the right duration.
Coffee was kept hot in a large silver samovar â OK, don't tell me, but it was Ferdy's samovar â and thimble-sized demi-tasses were positioned alongside it. Dawlish held his cigar in one hand and the coffee cup and saucer in the other. He nodded his thanks as I operated the coffee tap for him.
I held up the jug of hot milk and raised an eyebrow.
âWorcester,' said Dawlish, âlate eighteenth century, and damned nice too.'
The old idiot knew that I was asking him if he wanted milk, but he was right. Holding a hundred pounds-worth of antiques in your hand to pour hot milk was part of the miracle of the Foxwells' lifestyle.
âMozart next,' said Dawlish. He was wearing an old-fashioned dinner suit with a high wing collar and a stiff-fronted shirt. It was difficult to know if it was an heirloom or whether he had them made like that.
âSo I read on the programme,' I said.
âThat's my car outside, that Black Hawk Stutz.'
âCome along, you chaps,' called Toliver from behind us. âMove along there. Can't stand milk in coffee â ruins the whole flavour. You might just as well have instant if you're going to put that stuff in it.'
âI know you're interested in motors,' said Dawlish. On the far side of the room I heard the strident voice of the history professor proclaiming how much he liked cowboy films.
âHe's going to play the Mozart A Major in a minute,' said Dawlish.
âI know,' I said, âand I quite like that.'
âWell then â¦'
âIt better have a heater.'
âOur friend wants to look at the motor,' he told Ferdy, who nodded silently and looked around to see if his wife Teresa was likely to see us abandon their protégé.
âHe's had more practice with the Mozart,' said Ferdy.
âIt's a thirsty beast,' said Dawlish. âSeven or eight miles to a gallon is good going.'
âWhere are you going?' said Marjorie.
âTo see my motor,' said Dawlish. âOverhead camshaft: eight cylinders. Do come, but put a coat on. They tell me it's beginning to snow.'
âNo, thank you,' said Marjorie. âDon't be long.'
âSensible girl, that,' said Dawlish. âYou're a lucky man.'
I wondered what climatic conditions he'd have invented had she accepted his invitation. âYes, I am,' I said.
Dawlish put on his spectacles and looked at the instruments. He said, âBlack Hawk Stutz, nineteen twenty-eight.' He started the engine and so got the primitive heater to work. âStraight eight: overhead camshaft. She'll go, I'll tell you that.' He struggled to open the ashtray. Then he inhaled on his cigar so that his rubicund face loomed out of the darkness. He smiled. âReal hydraulic brakes â literally hydraulic, I mean. You fill them up with water.'
âWhat's all this about?'
âA chat,' he said. âJust a chat.'
He turned in order to tighten the already firmly closed window. I smiled to myself, knowing that Dawlish always liked to have a sheet of glass between himself and even the remotest chance of a parabolic microphone. The moon came out to help him find the handle. By its light I saw a movement in a grey Austin 2200 parked under the lime trees. âDon't fret,' said Dawlish, âa couple of my chaps.' A finger of cloud held the moon aloft and then closed upon it like a conjurer's dirty glove upon a white billiard ball.
âWhat are they here for?' I asked. He didn't answer before switching on the car radio as another precaution against eavesdroppers. It was some inane request programme. There was a babble of names and addresses.
âThings have changed a lot since the old days, Pat.' He smiled. âIt is Pat, isn't it? Pat Armstrong, it's a good name. Did you ever consider Louis to go with it?'
âVery droll,' I said.
âNew name, new job, the past gone for ever. You're happy and I'm glad it all went so well. You deserved that. You deserved more than that, in fact, it was the least we could have done.' A fleck of snow hit the windscreen. It was big, and when the moonlight caught it it shone like a crystal. Dawlish put a finger out to touch the snowflake as if the glass was not there. âBut you can't wipe the slate clean. You can't forget half your life. You can't erase it and pretend it never happened.'
âNo?' I said. âWell, I was doing all right until this evening.'
I sniffed his cigar smoke enviously but I'd held out for about six weeks and I'd be damned if it was Dawlish who'd make me weaken my resolve. I said, âWas this all arranged? Us both being invited tonight?'
He didn't answer. Music began on the radio. We watched the snowflake as the heat from his fingertip melted it. It slid down the glass in a dribble of water. But already another snowflake had taken its place, and another, and another after that.
âAnd anyway there's Marjorie,' I said.
âAnd what a beautiful girl she is. But good grief, I wouldn't think of asking you to get mixed up in the rough and tumble side of it.'
âThere was a time when you pretended that there was no rough and tumble side of it.'
âA long time ago. Regrettably, the rough parts have become much rougher since then.' He didn't elaborate on the tumbles.
âIt's not just that,' I said. I paused. No point in hurting the old boy's feelings but already he had me on the defensive. âIt's simply that I don't want to become part of a big organization again. Especially not a government department. I don't want to be just another pawn.'
âBeing a pawn,' said Dawlish, âis just a state of mind.'
He fumbled in his waistcoat pocket and produced a small multi-bladed device that I'd seen him use for everything from picking a despatch box lock to reaming his pipe. Now he used the pin of it to probe the vitals of his cigar. He puffed at it and nodded approval. He looked at the cigar as he began to talk. âI remember this boy â young man perhaps I should say â phoning me one night ⦠This is a long time ago now ⦠public call box ⦠he said there'd been an accident. I asked if he wanted an ambulance, and he said it was worse than that â¦' Dawlish puffed at the cigar and then held it up for us both to admire the improvement he'd wrought. âDo you know what I told him?'
âYes, I know what you told him.'
âI told him to do nothing, stay where he was until a car came for him ⦠He was whisked away ⦠a holiday in the country, and the whole business never got into the papers, never went into the police files ⦠never even went on record with us.'
âThat bastard was trying to kill me.'
âIt's the sort of thing the department can do.' He gave the cigar a final adjustment and then admired it again, as proud as some old ferry-boat engineer putting an oily rag over an ancient turbine.
âAnd I admire the way you've done it all,' said Dawlish. âNot a whisper anywhere. If I went back into that house and told Foxwell â one of your closest friends â to say nothing of your good lady, that you used to work in the department, they'd laugh at me.'
I said nothing. It was typical of the sort of moronic compliment that they all exchanged at the Christmas party, just before that stage of inebriation when the cipher girls get chased round the locked filing cabinets.
âIt's not a
cover
,' I said. âNothing to admire: I'm O.U.T.'
âWe'll need you for the Mason business, though,' he said.
âYou'll have to come and get me,' I said. From the radio came the voice of Frank Sinatra, change partners and dance with me.
âJust an hour or so for the official inquiry. After all, it was you and Foxwell they were impersonating.'
âWhile we were away?'
âStupid, wasn't it? They should have chosen someone more remote, one of the radio-room clerks, perhaps.'
âBut it nearly came off.' I was fishing for information and he knew it.
âIt did indeed. It seemed so genuine. Your old flat, your address in the phone book and one of them even looking a bit like you.' He puffed smoke. âNinety thousand pounds they would have collected. Well worth the money spent on those retouched photos. Beautifully done, those photos, eh?' He gave the cigar another adjustment and then held it up for us both to look at it.
âFor what?'
âOh not just the ASW Task Force procedures. A whole lot of stuff â radio fuse diagrams, the latest
SINS
modifications, lab reports from Lockheed. A rag-bag of stuff. But no one would have paid that sort of money for it if they hadn't set up all the pantomime of it coming from you and Foxwell.'
âVery flattering.'
Dawlish shook his head. âThere's a lot of dust still in the air. I was hoping to soft-soap your Colonel this evening but I judged it not opportune. He'll be angry, of course.' He tapped the polished wooden dashboard. âThey don't make them like that any more.'
âWhy should he be angry?'
âWhy indeed, but that's how it always is, you know that. They never thank us for getting onto these things ⦠slack security, the change of directors, your trip, the empty flat, no proper co-ordination: it's the old story.'
âAnd?'
âThere will probably be a trial, but their lawyers will do a deal if they have any sense. Don't want it all over the papers. Delicate situation at the moment.'
âSchlegel asked me how I got the job at the Centre.'
âWhat did you say?'
âI said I bumped into Ferdy in a pub â¦'
âWell, that's right isn't it?'
âCan't you ever give a straight answer?' I said angrily. âDoes Ferdy know â must I pry every last syllable ⦠Schlegel is quite likely to bring it up again.'
Dawlish waved away his cigar smoke. âDon't get so agitated. Why the devil should Foxwell know anything?' He smiled. âFoxwell: our man at the Studies Centre, you mean?' He laughed very softly.
âNo, I didn't mean that exactly.'
The front door of the house opened. In the rectangle of yellow light, Toliver swayed as he tied his scarf and buttoned his overcoat to the neck. I heard the voices of Toliver and Ferdy as the two men walked across to Toliver's shiny new two-door green Bentley. It was icy underfoot and Toliver grabbed Ferdy's arm to steady himself. In spite of the closed windows I heard Ferdy's âGoodnight. Goodnight. Goodnight.'
Dawlish had made it sound ridiculous. Why would Dawlish have an agent in the Studies Centre when he could have the analysis delivered every month merely for the asking.
He said, âAnother extraordinary thing, after all the procedures we've been through, we've gone right back to routing our phone connections through the local engineers into Federal exchange.'
âDon't tell me, I don't want to hear about it,' I said. I opened the catch of the car door. It made a loud click but he gave no sign of noticing it.
âJust in case you want to get in touch,' he said.
Write in today for the Dawlish system: sent in a plain sealed envelope and it might change your life. But not for the better. I could see it all now. The Dawlish gambit â a piece sacrificed and then the real move. âNot a chance,' I said. âNot. A. Chance.'
And Dawlish heard that new tone in my voice. He frowned. On his face there was bewilderment, hurt feelings, disappointment and a sincere attempt to understand my point of view. âForget it,' I said. âJust forget it.' You may never want to change partners again, sang Sinatra, but he had an arranger and a big sobbing string section.