Authors: Len Deighton
The winter struggle for ports below the drift-ice limits was more a matter of luck than judgement. The invasion of Norway by Russian land forces was not designed by Red Suite. Ferdy had to read it off the big computer. Its progress depended upon strategic games played by
NATO
and USN at other places and other times. A Russian air-supplied move through the long finger of Finland that pointed at Tromsö leaves the naval arm to pursue its own war. But an amphibious bid for the port of Narvik relegates the submarines to defensive roles and puts Red Suite into the intricate business of ice-breaking, Northern Route patrols, convoy escorts; and it means devoting all the air to defensive umbrellas.
Ferdy was lucky; the current strategic theory was that Sweden and Finland would resist an overland movement, and this centred the fighting too far east to drain Northern Fleet resources. Ferdy breathed a sigh of relief when he read the Land Forces report off the teleprinter.
He offered me one of his best cigars. I waved it away. âI'm trying to stop.'
âBad timing,' said Ferdy. He carefully cut the Punch Suprema and offered one to the American submariner who was acting as his aide. âA stogie, kid?'
âNo thanks, comrade.'
Ferdy puffed gently as the cigar started to glow. âAnd I'll want air recce and the exact limit of the drift-ice.'
âWe've got that,' said the submariner.
âWe've got the seasonal average. I want it exactly.' He scribbled a request for the air reconnaissance and a clerk typed it onto the teleprinter that was connected to Schlegel's Control Balcony.
âThe forecast is two miles with a four thousand foot ceiling,' said the weather clerk.
The clerk at the teleprinter waited for Control to reply before reading off the answer. âThey are giving us two Be-10 Mallow flying boats, out of Murmansk.'
Ferdy ran a red chinagraph pencil across the map, making a line to divide the White Sea from the Barents Sea at its narrowest place. The clerk at the teleprinter took the Be-10's punch card and asked the computer the arming details of the jet flying boats that Ferdy was going to use. They were equipped with rockets, homing torpedoes and depth charges. Ferdy nodded and passed the print-out to the submariner.
âPut them up earliest,' said Ferdy. He turned to me. âSchlegel will bring that cloud down and write those flying boats off, you see.'
âDon't be stupid, Ferdy. That weather comes off the computer, you know that.'
Ferdy smiled grimly.
I'd continued to use the personal locker in the Red Ops, more because clearing it might have offended Ferdy than because it was very convenient to me. I went through into the narrow locker room and let the door bang closed behind me before switching on the lights.
There were eight lockers there, one for each of the Ops Room staff, and a couple of spares. Mine had a
Playboy
nude stuck on the door, a legacy from its previous owner. The erotic effect was not enhanced by the portrait of Beethoven that Ferdy had carefully matched and pasted over the head of it. Or by the football boots that some unknown collage artist had added a week later. By that time, there were not many people who didn't know whose locker it was. So now that the corner of the door had been bent at right angles with a blunt instrument, and the contents ransacked, I was inclined to take it personally.
âMy locker's been forced, Ferdy.'
âI noticed that,' said Ferdy.
âThanks a lot,' I said.
âShouting won't help things,' said Ferdy.
âHow's about letting me in on what will help things,' I said.
âIs anything missing?' the American boy asked.
âNo,' I said. âNot as far as I can see.'
âWell, there you are,' said Ferdy.
âI'll toddle,' I said.
âYou'll tell Schlegel I want weather?'
âI'll tell him,' I said. âBut he'll get it off the computer like I told you.'
âYou put some weather on the line,' said Ferdy. âOr don't bother about dinner tonight.'
âYou don't get out of it as easy as that,' I said. âSee you at eight.'
Ferdy nodded. âNow we're going to put some sonobuoys into the Kara, and we'll start a search with the Mallow flying boats. Take a good look at the weather reports and then place them.'
The young American submariner had removed his uniform jacket and now he loosened his tie. He pushed the plastic markers that were the Russian flying boats along the line of the ice-limits. The ocean, which had always seemed so empty to him, was now a network of detection stations and seabed sonar. The flying boats were the most effective weapon of all, for they could land on the water and lower their detectors into it to get beneath the anticline of the layered water. Then they could bring out their short-range Magnetic Anomaly Detectors to confirm that it was a big metal sub down there, and not just a whale or patch of warm water.
âWhat about the ice-limits?' the boy asked.
âForget it â bang your flying boats down wherever you want them to start the search.'
âOn the ice?'
âThey've got wheels â either the ice is thick enough to take the weight of them or they'll float.'
The boy turned to me. âDid the Russians ever do that?'
âNo,' I said. âBut it would certainly change the tactical maps if it was possible.'
âIt'd shake up the electronics,' said the boy. âIt's about forty tons of airplane â she'd be a thin scattering of rivets and radio tubes if you did that with her.' He held the plastic marker in his hand, hovering above the deep water channel where the attacking US submarines would probably turn to reach the Russian coastline.
âPlace those damned markers,' said Ferdy. âThis is a war, not a safety week.'
âJesus,' whispered the boy, and now he was out there in the freezing ocean with those two Mallows, laden with ASW equipment, right over him. âThere's just no place to hide if you do that.'
It's a rare event that I'm home early enough to worry about the parking regulations. Marjorie was even earlier. She was already dressed up and ready to go to Ferdy's dinner party that evening. She was relaxed and beautiful and determined to mother me. She made a big pot of coffee and added a plate of Florentina sticky cakes to the tray placed within arm's reach of my favourite chair. She offered to put her car in the lock-up so that there would be room for mine on the meter. And before she went to move both cars herself, she told me for the third time that my suit was laid out on the bed and there was a clean shirt in the top drawer. And she was beautiful, clever and she loved me.
The bell rang only two minutes after she'd gone downstairs. I chuckled in that patronizing way that men do when women forget keys, can't open a tin or stall in traffic. âPut your door-keys on the same ring â¦' I said, but when the door was open far enough, I saw two men in black overcoats and one of them carried a burnished metal case that might have contained soap samples.
âNo thanks,' I said.
But the sort of sales course these two had graduated from had âno, thanks' as the first lesson. They were heavyweights: with big hats that bent the tops of their ears over, and the sort of teeth that went up in value whenever paper money slipped. They lowered their shoulders. I had the door almost closed when four hundred pounds of animal protein split the facing board almost without pause and sent me pirouetting down the hall.
By the light coming through the hall window I could see them better. One â a swarthy man, with a neatly trimmed beard and pigskin gloves â I'd seen before. He had been in the passenger seat of the blue BMW that had tried to force us off the Great Hamish road.
It was this one that tried to bear hug me now, and put his face low enough for me to elbow. He avoided the full force of it only by twisting his head, while I put my foot on his instep with enough force to make him grunt. He reeled back into his friend but my victory was short-lived. All three of us knew that I'd stand little chance if they backed me into the larger space of the lounge. They paused before the head-down charge, then together they gave me the sort of treatment that had worked so well on the door panels. My feet left the ground and I went right over the back of the sofa. As I came into land on the carpet, I took with me the coffee tray, cakes and a blizzard of flying chinaware.
I was still full length as the clean-shaven one came wading through the debris. I was only just fast enough to ensure that his big, black, well-polished military boot, with its lace double knotted, nicked my ear, instead of carrying away the side of my head.
I rolled away from him, raising myself up on my knees. I grabbed the edge of the rug and fell forward again still holding it. With one foot still raised he was in the perfect pose. He went over like a brick chimney. There was a thud as his head hit the glass front of the TV, and a blast of song as his sleeve went down the controls. For a moment he didn't move at all. On the screen there were singing glove puppets, brutally compressed and repeated across the screen in horizontal slices.
The bearded one gave me no time to admire my handiwork. He came at me even before I was fully upright. One hand was ready to chop and the other was looking for a wristlock. But the judo man is off balance at the time he makes his grab. I jabbed him hard. It was enough to make him step back a pace and yell, although it might not have been had I not been holding the brass-plated fire-tongs that Marjorie's mother had given us for Christmas.
But I hadn't crippled either of them. I'd just slowed them a little. Worse, I'd come to the end of my surprises: they were wary. The fellow under the TV was already back on his feet and he was staring at the flickering strips of glove puppet as if fearing for his vision.
Then he turned and they came at me from different sides. âNow let's talk,' I said. âI've heard about hard-sell techniques, but this is ridiculous.'
The bearded one smiled. He was dying to put his world-famous right cross on me. I could tell that from the way he was drawing the diagrams of how he'd do it. I taunted him twice, and then came in early to make him throw it. I took it on the forearm and it hurt like hell but not as much as the right jab I hung on his jaw.
He slewed as he fell, revealing the bald patch on his head. For a moment I felt ashamed, and then I thought maybe Joe Louis and Henry Cooper had bald patches, too. And by that time the other one was slamming short body punches into my ribs and I was making noises like an old concertina that had been dropped on the floor.
I punched him off, but baldy came behind me and took my left wrist with enough enthusiasm to make my nose touch my knees. And suddenly the whole world was sliced into horizontal slices and singing like glove puppets, and I could hear this voice shouting, âWhat did I tell you in the car. What did I tell you in the car.' It was a very angry voice.
It wasn't Marjorie. It was a broad-shouldered elderly Soviet security Colonel named Stok. He was waving a pistol and threatening to do terrible things to his friends in Russian.
âHe attacked us,' said the hairy one.
âGet to work,' said Stok. The bearded man picked up the metal case and went with it into the next room. âAnd fast,' said Stok. âVery, very fast.'
âThere will be trouble,' I said.
âWe thought you both got into the car,' said Stok.
âYou'd better get new glasses before you trip off World War Three.'
âWe hoped you would be out,' said Stok. âIt would have been simpler.'
âIt's not complicated this way,' I said angrily. âYou let your gorillas out of their cage, oil your gun, rough up the citizens, break the furniture often enough, and soon life will be as simple here as it is in the Soviet Union.'
Through the door I could see the two men getting drills and a hammer from the metal case. âThey'll find nothing here,' I told Stok.
âThere is a conspiracy,' Stok said. âA Soviet official is threatened.'
âWhy not tell the police?'
âHow can we be sure the police are not the ones arranging it?'
âIn your country, you can't,' I said.
Stok's mouth moved as if he was about to argue but he thought better of it. He decided to smile instead but it wasn't a heart-warming smile. He unbuttoned his overcoat to find a handkerchief to wipe his nose. His suit was a well-cut Western one. With it he wore a white shirt and silver tie. The nervous hands and piercing eyes completed the Godfather look. âFive minutes, and we will be gone,' he said.
From the next room there was a quick exchange in Russian, too fast for me to understand even vaguely. âThe medical bag?' said Stok to me. âWhat are you doing with a medical bag?'
âMarjorie's,' I said. âThe girl; she's a doctor.'
Stok told them to carry on the search. âIf the girl proves not to be a doctor we might have to return.'
âIf the girl proves not to be a doctor I might be dead,' I said.
âYou are not hurt,' said Stok. He walked close to me and looked at the tiny mark left by the welt of the boot. âIt is nothing,' he said.
âBy your standards nothing more than a good evening.'
Stok shrugged. âYou are under surveillance,' he said. âI warn you.'
âThe more the merrier,' I said. âTap the phone too if it will make you feel good.'
âIt's not a joke.'
âOh! It's not. Well, I'm glad you told me that, before I split my sides laughing.'
From the next room I could hear Stok's two friends tapping and hammering, in pursuit of secret compartments. One of them brought him the file in which I keep a record of my expenses. Stok put away his pistol and put on his reading-glasses in order to scrutinize the sheets but I knew there was nothing there that would compromise security. I laughed. Stok looked up and smiled and put the file back on the table.