“Look, just buy your dessert and leave us alone,” David said.
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Matt inched closer to David, fists clenched, but before he could do anything he saw Mrs. Tuttenberg, the teacher assigned to patrol lunch period for the day.
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She was a few feet away, giving a kid hell for throwing a napkin at his neighbor.
“You're lucky, shithead,” Matt said.
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“If Mrs. Tutti Frutti wasn't right over there, you'd be on the floor.”
“Oh well,” David said, standing up to his tormentor.
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“I guess that's too bad.”
“But after school, my friend,” Matt said, “after school on your way home, it'll be clobberin' time.”
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For some reason, Matt always quoted the Thing from the Fantastic Four comic books.
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David doubted that the bully had read anything in his life, even a comic.
Now the witching hour had come.
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David faced the enemy but he had one advantageâthey were still inside the school.
“Why don't you leave him alone?” Billy ventured.
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It was the first time Billy had ever stood up for his friend.
Matt Shamrock ignored Billy.
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“So, Boston, you about to walk home?
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Shall I carry your books for you?
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You don't mind a little company, do you?”
David shrugged.
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Come on.
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When we get to my house we can play something on my PS2, if you can handle the controls.”
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Matt Shamrock creased his brow.
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“I can beat the shit out of you, Boston, anytime, anywhere,” he shouted.
“Mister Shamrock?”
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The voice of Vice-Principal McDonald boomed from down the hall.
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“Watch your language, young man!”
David and Billy continued to move to the exit.
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The pushed open the door and went outside just as the most-feared adult at school pulled Matt Shamrock's right ear lobe.
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David and Billy heard the word “detention” mentioned before they were out of earshot.
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“I guess you'll make it home in one piece after all,” Billy said.
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Thanks for sticking up for me.”
“No problem.
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I don't think it did any good, though.”
As they walked across the school parking lot toward the sidewalk, David felt his heart pounding.
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Whenever he had palpitations, David was to stop what he was doing and breathe deeply.
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He was to relax and mentally push the anxiety away.
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Sometimes he could do it pretty well.
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David stopped walking and sat on the curb.
“You all right?” Billy asked.
“Yeah, I just gotta sit a minute,” he said.
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He closed his eyes and breathed.
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“You sure?”
“Shhhh.”
“I can go get someone if you want.”
“Quiet, Billy!
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I'm trying to meditate.
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It's okay, really.”
“Sorry.”
“You go on.
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Come over to the apartment later.
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I gave you the address.”
“I'll stay if you want.”
“No, really.
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I think I want to be alone,” David said.
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“Well, all right.
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I'll be over in an hour.”
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“Okay.”
Billy walked on.
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David figured that one advantage to living in the new apartment was that he was closer to Billy's house.
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They had planned to walk to and from school together, at least until they got into high school.
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David continued his breathing exercises and eventually calmed down.
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The scary thumping in his chest eased up and finally he was able to stand and continue the trek home.
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He hoped this wouldn't become a daily occurrence.
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avid opened the door and found Billy standing on the stone stoop where Diane had placed the “Welcome” mat.
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The apartment was on the ground floor of the complex and in many ways was more like a duplex than an apartment.
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Each dwelling had its own separate façade that indicated the apartments were individual homesâthey were just connected to each other in one large building.
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“What's up?” Billy asked.
“Nothing.
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Come in.”
Billy walked inside and David shut the door.
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“You feeling better?”
“Yeah.”
Billy nodded his head in artificial appreciation as he dropped his backpack on the floor and moved through the main room.
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The apartment was still full of boxes and other signs of a recent move.
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“So this is the new place,” he said.
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“Nice.”
“It's all right.
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We sure don't have a lot of room.”
“What did you do with all the stuff that wouldn't fit?”
“I guess mom sold it.
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Remember we had that aquarium?”
“Yeah.”
“She got rid of that.”
Billy went to the glass door that faced the back yard.
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“Big yard,” he said.
“It's not all ours,” David explained.
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“It belongs to everybody.
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We have that little deck and the grill, but that's about it.”
“Where's your room?”
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“Back this way.”
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David led his friend into the hallway and into the first bedroom on the right.
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His room was almost half as big as his bedroom in the old house and David was having a hard time finding a place for all his things.
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Billy looked at the mess and nodded some more.
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“Nice.”
“Not really,” David said.
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“But maybe after we get some shelves on the walls and I get this junk off the floor, it might be.”
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They moved back into the living room but bypassed the television and went straight to the kitchen.
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David opened the fridge and asked, “You want anything to drink?”
“What do you have?”
“Orange juice, some sodas, some beer⦔
“I'll have a beer.”
“Yeah, me too.”
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David tossed a Pepsi to Billy and took one for himself.
“So what do you want to do?” Billy asked.
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We could go outside, I guess.
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But we don't have cable yet.”
“Is your DVD player hooked up?”
“I think so.
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The VCR too.”
Billy grinned mischievously.
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“Great.
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You won't believe what I've got.”
“What?”
“You'll see.”
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Billy grabbed his backpack and unzipped it.
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He removed a videocassette housed in a plain, white box.
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“What's that?” David asked.
“I found a box of porno movies in our crawl space the other day,” Billy said.
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“They belong to my dad.
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I watched one of them at home when he wasn't there.
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Pretty incredible stuff!”
“You're shitting me.”
“No, really!
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They're pretty old.
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You can tell âcause the quality isn't very good.”
“Is that one of them?”
Billy wiggled his eyebrows.
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I haven't seen this one yet.
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I just grabbed one out of the box and thought we'd watch it together.”
“Far out!”
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His friend's enthusiasm was infectious.
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David quickly forgot the warnings going off in his head and turned on the television.
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He slipped the cassette into the VCR and the two boys sat on the couch to watch.
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After the initial leader passed, a company logo appearedâErotica Selecta Films.
“This one's by a different company,” Billy observed.
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“The one I watched before was from some Swedish studio.”
David didn't say a word.
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His eyes were glued to the screen as the main titles came on.
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The name of the feature was
Blondes Have a Helluva Lot More Fun
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The stars were Lucy Luv, Angel Babe, Karen Klinger, Pete Rod, Jerry Zork, and Paul Stud.
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The boys laughed when they read the names.
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The movie was shot on film and was obviously a low-budget production.
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Although it was in color, the picture was grainy and had a home-movie quality to it.
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Still, it was clear enough.
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The story opened on a housewife who says goodbye to her husband as he goes off to work.
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She is blonde, of course, and is wearing a dirty old bathrobe.
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David felt as if the actress was familiar to him, but he couldn't place how.
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Nevertheless he responded to something about her, for his heart began to beat faster.
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The woman sat at the kitchen table and began to look through a fashion magazine.
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As her blue eyes lingered over the ads of women wearing lingerie, she slowly loosened the front of the robe and reached inside.
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She began to caress and squeeze her breasts.
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“Holy shit!” Billy editorialized.
It didn't take long for the actress to open the robe completely, revealing a completely naked body.
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She closed her eyes and began to touch herself between her legs, fantasizing about something that only she knew.
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“Whoa⦔ Billy murmured.
Before the woman got very far in her self-pleasure, her doorbell rang.
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She looked up, surprised, and quickly closed the robe.
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She got up and the camera followed her to the front door.
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She looked through the peephole and saw the mailman holding a package.
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“Yes?” she asked.
“Package, ma'am,” he called through the door.
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She opened it and saw that he was an attractive young man, well built and tall.
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The camera came in for a close-up as she grinned wickedly and invited the mailman inside.
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The actor playing the mailman adequately conveyed surprise and naiveté as he brought the package inside.
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The woman closed the door behind her and locked it.
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She told him to put the package on the table in the entry hall, then led the boy to the sofa in her living room.
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Before he could protest, she slipped off the robe and stood before him in all her glory.