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âOh God, Tashy, I don't â¦ I just don't â¦ can't we think about this nearer the time?'

âIn a week and a half?' Tashy seemed troubled. âLook, Olly and I have been talking about this.'

âUh-huh?'

âThe thing is. The thing is â I can't call off the wedding.'

âWhy not?' I had the feeling I was being a bit slow, but couldn't quite see where.

âIf you can only get back by wishing on my cake â¦'

Suddenly the penny dropped. My mouth opened.

âOh, no,' I said.

âBut I couldn't do that to you,' she said. âYou don't know yourself. Heck â¦' Her voice took on a kind of strangulated choking sound. âWhat's a small divorce between friends?'

âPlease don't marry him.'

âAnd condemn you to sit your whole life again, in someone else's world? I couldn't do that. I can't do that. Sorry, missus.'

âIt â¦ it'll be fine,' I said.

âUnless I get married, it doesn't look like you have a choice either way.'

I stared at her. âAnd Max eats soft-boiled eggs and farts in bed for the next sixty years,' she said quietly.

Then I took her hand and we looked at each other blurrily, through tears. All this time â¦ I mean, yes, I hated being here, I did, but it wasn't the worse thing that could possibly happen to me, was it? Even if it wasn't where I belonged. Something struck me.

âI should stay anyway though,' I said. âFor Mum.'

âYou don't know that. You don't know how you're going to feel on the day. You don't know, OK?' She was angry. âAnd if I take that window away, that's it. Game over. Hockey sticks and driving tests till kingdom come.'

We sat in silence, tears dripping down our cheeks.

âWhat's wrong?' said Justin, playfully kicking at leaves as he caught up with me as I was leaving school. His feet were enormous in his trainers, I noticed, completely out of proportion to his skinny legs. That made me smile.

âNothing,' I said, shaking my head. Nothing I was going to inflict on this innocent.

We headed up to the caff. Stanzi, Kendall and Ethan were squeezed into the faded upholstered booth. Stanzi was playing with the big red plastic tomato full of ketchup, clearly delighted to be the centre of attention with two men.

âHey, hey,' said Ethan as we went in, and I sat down. I looked around. This place was as dingy as I remembered, with tinfoil ashtrays and curtains held together with grime. The cracked tiles were stacked with dirt. But, picking up the sticky laminated menu, I didn't care. Here we were, on the high street, kids on the town, drinking Coke floats. The
world couldn't be as bad as we thought, could it? Tash was going to be alright, wasn't she? I looked at Justin, who was buying me my drink from the filthy-looking waitress. Kendall and Ethan were talking about what they wanted to do when they left school.

âSpace programme,' Kendall was saying earnestly. âThey need good engineers.'

âThey need better ones than they have,' Ethan agreed. âSt Martin's for me, I think.'

âOoh, me too,' I said without thinking.

âReally? Art college? For you?'

âAre you calling this lovely lady a swot?' said Justin, adding white sugar to the top of his float.

âNo,' said Ethan. âWe can discover our inner debauchery together.'

âMaybe not strictly together,' I said.

âNo,' said Ethan.

âI'm going to be fashion designer,' said Stanzi. âAll the great designers are Italian.'

âExcept for the French ones,' I said.

âI am going to be Di Ruggerio Designs. Fantastic.'

âI don't want to be rude,' said Justin, âbut you wear a Darius T-shirt over your school shirt every single day.'

Smiling, I looked out the window. Fallon was walking past, on her own. She looked annoyed and was kicking a leaf out of her way. I soon realised why: she'd clocked us all, sitting in the window. I stared at her until she lifted her gaze and saw me.

âCome over,' I mouthed, beckoning. She flipped me the bird and I smiled at her. This was nuts.

âCome in!' I mouthed again.

After a pause, she turned into the caff.

Kendall and Stanzi budged up for her, after Stanzi shot me a âwhat the hell are you doing?' glance.

âCoke?' I asked pleasantly.

âDiet,' she said.

It was fun. It really was. It took me out of myself, my choices. We were invincible, we could do anything, we were all ready to take on the world. And as Justin and I walked home in the golden evening sunlight, I really was just a schoolgirl, swinging a book bag, tugging at the tie I once again tied without thinking about it.

âWhat are you thinking?' Justin asked me.

âUm, I â¦'

But before I could answer, he leaned over and kissed me, right in the middle of the street. It was a stupid thing to do. We were just across the road from his house. In the daytime. Anyone could walk past. My parents, Tashy, Clelland â¦ After a second I squirmed out of his grip.

âThis is silly,' I said.

âSilly how?' he asked and bent back over.

âJust â¦ silly.'

He rolled his eyes and looked surprised.

âSilly â¦ how? And he smiled again and gently stroked my neck in a way that felt oddly familiar. I closed my eyes. I could feel he was gradually moving in towards me. I kept my eyes closed. He gently kissed me on the side of the neck. It felt wonderful. The sunny autumn day was reduced to a dazzle behind my eyes as I gave in to the feeling of Justin's lips and his body pressing up against me.

I gave myself up to it completely. His soft, young lips, his seventeen-year-old body. I felt the lean hard muscle through his T-shirt, well on his way to becoming a man. His mouth was salty and soft and hard at the same time and tasted as good as â¦ as good as â¦ no, I was not going to think about the last time I'd been kissed like this, under an autumn sky. I closed my eyes and let the feeling wash over me.

I heard him give out an agonised gasp as he clasped my high young breasts. How long had it been since I'd so excited someone they'd gasped, and kissed me as if they were drowning, or would die if they couldn't feel my body against theirs? A bit bloody long.

âWhat the hell are you two doing?'

Clelland was storming out of a little black Fiesta that had pulled up to the kerb. Maddie was sitting behind the wheel, looking incredibly disapproving. He was looking from one to the other of us in disbelief.

I swallowed hard. What the hell was I doing?

âChill, bro,' said Justin. âJust chill.'

Clelland looked murderous. Then, and you could see it happening in his face, he swallowed heavily as if to draw the anger back in himself. His eyes were black, though, furious and burning. He turned to me and I felt my heart sink.

âGet away from him,' he said.

âErm, yeah, excuse me, just ignore me, I'm just here for nothing,' said Justin, desperately trying to look unfazed.

âStay away.'

âI'm sorry,' I said. âI just gotâ'

âI can't â¦ I can't believe you would do this, Flora. I just can't. I mean, it's like â¦ it's â¦ with everything â¦'

âI'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't â¦ I didn't meanâ'

âWhat would this have been like if you were a boy, and he was a girl, eh? Have you thought about that?'

âEh?' said Justin.

âIt would be different,' I said. The tears from lunchtime started to wend their way up again.

âNo, no, it wouldn't, Flora. Do you understand?'

âButâ' I began.

âYou're disgusting. Is this some kind of twisted revenge? On me?'

âNo!' I said. âDefinitely not. No.'

âThat's not what it looks like.'

âWhat the hell's going on?' said Justin, looking scared. âIs there something going on?'

âNo!' we said in unison.

âGod,' said Clelland. âYou're just â¦ I'm just so ashamed of you.'

Justin looked at me, then at him. I was shaking, I really was.

âCome on, Justin. You really don't want to be anywhere near her.'

Justin looked back at me with a longing in his eyes.

âGoodbye,' I said, choking just a little.

âOh, look at the little girl crying,' said Clelland. âHow deserving of our sympathy. She's only naÃ¯ve. So new to the world. So many mistakes to make. So fucking many.' He glared at me.

I stared at him, open-mouthed.

âWill you tell me what on earth's going on?' Madeleine had got out of the car and was standing by the door, looking at the three of us.

âNothing', barked Clelland. âNothing you'd understand.'

âYou think?' she barked back at him. âNo. Because I don't understand anything, do I, John? Except trying to
do the right thing,
of course.'

She got back in the car and slammed the door. Clelland manhandled Justin towards it, they got in and drove off without a backwards glance.

Chapter Fourteen

For the next four days, as the wedding ticked ever closer I kept my head down in the pillows, crying myself into a teenage frenzy yet again, as my parents worried about me downstairs. I felt alternately sorry for myself and utterly ashamed. Mum brought me up cups of hot chocolate, which made me cry even more, whilst feeling ridiculously grateful for the existence of someone in the same house who would bring me hot chocolate.

No phone call from either of the boys. Well, of course not. What on earth was I expecting? Justin to suddenly transmogrify into a terribly thoughtful grown-up? Clelland to rethink that actually, no, it was pretty cool for a thirty-two year old to cop off with his baby bro? And it hadn't even occurred to me that he ever thought about us for a moment. Not in that way, not at all.

Clelland was right. It was disgusting to snog a seventeen-year-old boy. Or was it? I felt defiant suddenly. Kylie got to snog Justin Timberlake, and she was nearly old enough to
be his mum. Rod Stewart was always going out with teenagers. It was just because it was Clelland's brother that he was coming over all Mr âI'm so protective, wooh!' on me.

I'd been carried away. No doubt about it. But Clelland wasn't the one living in the body of a teenager. And it was him who'd said I had to take this life as a gift, take it and enjoy it to the full, because, more than ever, nobody knew what was coming next â¦

Guess that didn't mean seducing his cute little brother. I was musing, sniffily, alternating between remembered pleasure at Justin's young limbs and fresh sweet smell, and the absolute conviction that I'd done him no psychological damage whatsoever. Then I thought of Clelland, and what it must have been like to see the girl he used to kiss kissing someone else. Well, he should have thought of that before, I thought, mutinously. Pre Aberdeen might have been a good time.

I wasn't paying attention to anything around me. My mum had gone away to see her sister, and I seemed to manage to avoid running into my dad at all. Maybe this should have set alarm bells ringing.

âYou know, marriage isn't easy,' he said meditatively, doling out crispy pancakes on Saturday morning.

Talk to someone who doesn't know, I thought.

âYes,' he said. âIt's a struggle.'

I eyed him beadily. âOne you're definitely winning,' I said firmly.

He grunted.

My little phone rang to the chimes of âColourblind'. Perhaps I should change that. I picked it up warily and headed upstairs with it. It was Tash.

âDon't fall out with me,' I said immediately. âIf I lose
anyone else who recognises me, I'm going to cease to exist altogether.'

âWhat?' said Tash. âWhy would I fall out with you?'

âBecause I'm forcing you into marital slavery.'

âActually, I'm sorry.'

Her voice was muted.

âYou've called off the wedding,' I said, excited. âIt's OK. I understand. You're right, in fact. It's good. I've been farting about for far too long, this way and that way, coming back or staying here. But I should stay here. I've got an application to art college to finish. Fortunately, as I've worked on interview panels for five years, mine's absolutely perfect.'

âHang on. I haven't cancelled the wedding,' she said quietly.

âOh. I mean, Max is a lovely man.'

âShut up. I have, however, bumped up the wedding insurance.'

âThat's probably wise.'

âAnyway. It wasn't that.'

âWhat wasn't what?'

Tash let out a sigh. âActually, be glad. I'm very glad you weren't there.'

âWeren't where?'

âLook, Flora, there's no way I could introduce you, and it would have been so awkward, and you would have cramped people's style and â¦'

I almost laughed when the penny dropped and I realised what she was talking about.

âYou didn't invite me to the hen night?'

âNo,' she said ashamedly. âI'm really and truly sorry.'

I did laugh. At last I felt distracted from my miserable problems.

âWho gives a flying fuck about the hen night?'

She sighed dramatically.

âOK, I'll pretend to,' I said. âWere there L-plates?'

âYes.'

âAnd cheap polythene veils?'

âYes.'

âA socially unbalanced mix of people from completely different areas of work and home and family who had to sit next to each other all evening despite having nothing in common except for knowing you, the bridge, and therefore responsible for making sure everyone had a good time, even with Heather organising it and your mum there chain smoking and watching everything you ate and drank?'

âDo you know, I thought it was surprising you didn't bug me more about this before,' said Tash. âYou knew when it was.'

With the untimely disappearance of me, Tashy had been reduced to asking her bitter big sister, Heather, to do the honours. Badly.

âI too have slightly other things on my mind,' I said disconsolately.

âLike what?'

I leaned over. âI snogged Justin.'

âJustin who?' It took a moment for her to get it. âNO! That's disgusting! He's a baby! I don't BELIEVE you! How could you not tell me all this time?'

âHow could you not invite me to a big celebration of all the closest females in your life? Anyway, I thought you might disapprove and think it was disgusting.'

âUh-
huh.
'

âI'm a sixteen-year-old girl, I have sixteen-year-old hormones,
do you hear what I'm saying here, people? Cut me some slack.'

âWhat was it like?' she asked suddenly in a low voice.

âFabulous,' I said. âWe snogged. He smelled unbelievably good. And you wouldn't believe how manly his body felt. Well, boy/manly. In a good way.'

âWas it like kissingâ'

âI'm not even considering answering that question.'

âI'm coming straight over,' she said. âI'll tell you the rest of the hen night.'

She came straight over. My dad let her in when she told him it was one of our guidance sessions and that she was giving me some counselling.

âVery trusting, your parents,' she said as my dad went off to make her a cup of tea.

âGod, I know. Try not to molest me, even though they've given you tacit permission.'

I sat on the floor, leaning against the bed, holding my knees against my chest. Tashy sat on the undersized desk chair. Exactly how we always used to sit.

âStop sitting like that, then.'

âOK.' I hopped up the bed. âTell me tell me tell me.'

She let out a long sigh. âI'm only glad you weren't there to see it,' she said. âIt meant one fewer person in the world as a witness. Leaving only every female I know, minus one.'

âTash, you always do this. Always have done. You always think you've done something terribly bad, then you've always just tripped over a pot plant or something.'

âNo, it was bad.'

âWorse than kissing a teenager?'

âYes.'

âDid you kiss the stripper?'

âNo,' said Tash. âGod, I wish I'd only kissed the stripper.'

âDancing on the table with your pants out?'

âGod, no, who'd do that?'

âNo one!'

She sighed again. âOK. I â¦ um, I had a little meltdown.'

We were quiet for a second.

âTashy,' I said, âwhat's a “little” meltdown?'

Tashy's story, as it came out, was this. About sixteen of them, various friends of Tashy's and some workmates, her mum, her aunt Cath and her sister had been to TGI Friday, another diabolical trick of Heather's, a place designed to induce ennui and existential angst in the most optimistic of brides.

They'd started off drinking vehemently coloured cocktails, called hilarious things like âTittiepolitans' and âPlease Waiter Could You Give Me Some Sexual Innuendo-tinis' and, with a kind of dedication to being drunk few people had seen for quite some time, moved on from these, not to the chain's no doubt extensive and tasteful wine list, but to Bacardi Breezers, the natural accompaniment to curly-wurly fries, surf and turf nachos and other such food.

âI don't remember what we ate,' groaned Tashy, âbut all of it was brown.'

âIt's sounding pretty good so far,' I said. âOh no, hang on. Sixteen to thirty-two. Mental switch. Right. I'm there. Puke.'

âAnyway, Heather starts doing this speech, right?'

âUh-oh.'

âUh-oh is right. How hard can it be to stand up in front of a bunch of girls â OK, a bunch of girls completely fucking up the words to “Wooh-oh, those summer nights”, but still â¦ how hard, just to say, “Well done, sis, I love you”? Something normal families do.'

âWhat did she do?'

âShe flashed her tits at the waiter.'

âHeather has no tits.'

âHave I explained to you again about the cocktails and rum-based devastation?'

âYes. Sorry.'

âThen she kept going on about, “well, if you must do it”, and marriage really shouldn't be something you undertake unless you really feel it's your only option, and remember the inability of men to stay faithful through biology and howâ'

My dad knocked on the door and we shut up immediately.

âHere you go, young ladies,' he said jovially, bringing in a tray with chocolate biscuits and everything. âI hope I'm not disturbing anything. I do realise privacy is very important for teens.'

I rolled my eyes at him in a proper teenage fashion that made Tashy half smile.

âThat's right, Mr Scurrison,' she said gravely. âWell done. You know, when a child is from a stable loving background like here, we rarely have too much to worry about.' She lowered her voice until she sounded like a gossipy hausfrau. âIt's the broken home families we have to worry about,' she whispered.

I was shocked and told her so, after my dad had looked very troubled, briefly rubbed his head, then left us to it.

âWhat?' she said. âI'm helping you out, aren't I?'

âYes, but â¦'

âI know, it's not really my business.'

Suddenly I remembered her those nights when I did try to look after my mother. Tash had always been there, always been sympathetic, always nice to my mother and coming out with us on shopping trips and small treats. She'd been a proper friend.

âIt is,' I said. âAnd thank you.'

I poured tea. âSo, Heather makes a speech â¦'

âAnyway, meanwhile the stripper is agreeing with everything she's saying.'

âWait â the stripper's arrived?'

âYes. He's unbuttoning his shirt quite casually.'

âDoesn't sound like much of a stripper.'

âNo, no, well, he's nodding along and then he says, like it's hilarious, “Ladies, you know, it's nothing personal. Marriage just doesn't suit a man. You should see the trouble I have to keep out of for my bird. Those crabs were the last straw.”'

âBleargh!'

âExactly. So now I have fifteen screaming women on my hands, but they're not screaming with excitement, they're screaming with disgust. But the staff, rather than kick us all out and let me go home, they're like, “Hey, it's so great to see people having fun”, with fake American accents. So the stripper doesn't think it's funny any more, and he's talking to himself, saying, “Fuck, don't mention the fucking crabs, you fucking loser,” and trying to take his clothes off really fast now.'

âYou don't want to see that!'

âWell, exactly! Then he gets down to his pants, which are black leather covered in studs.'

âAnd they thought the studs wereâ'

âExactly. The girls are now screaming, “Seafood! Seafood!” And someone threw a prawn from across the room to get us to shut up and â¦'

I shook my head sadly. âAll it takes is one simple prawn.'

âEvery time,' said Tashy. âAnyway, after that, all hell broke loose. There's thousand island dressing on the ceiling.'

âYeech.'

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