The Cider House Rules (19 page)

“Good night, Fuzzy Stone!”

4
Young Dr. Wells

“In other parts of the world,” wrote Wilbur Larch, “there is what the world calls ‘society.’ Here in St. Cloud’s we have no society—there are not the choices, the better-than or worse-than comparisons that are nearly constant in any society. It is less complicated here, because the choices and comparisons are either obvious or nonexistent. But having so few options is what makes an orphan so desperate to encounter society
—any
society, the more complex with intrigue, the more gossip-ridden, the better. Given the chance, an orphan throws himself into society—the way an otter takes to the water.”

What Wilbur Larch was thinking of, regarding “options,” was that Homer Wells had no choice concerning either his apprenticeship or Melony. He and Melony were doomed to become a kind of couple because there was no one else for them to couple with. In society, it would have mattered if they were suited for each other; that they were
not
suited for each other didn’t matter in St. Cloud’s. And since Homer had exhausted the resources of the dismal tutors employed at St. Cloud’s, what else was there for him to learn if he didn’t learn surgery? Specifically, obstetrical procedure. And what was far simpler for Dr. Larch to teach him: dilatation and curettage.

Homer Wells kept his notes in one of Dr. Larch’s old medical school notebooks; Larch had been a cramped, sparse notetaker—there was plenty of room. In Larch’s opinion, there was no need for Homer to have a notebook of his own. Wilbur Larch had only to look around him to see what paper cost. The trees were gone; they had been replaced by orphans—all for paper.

Under the heading “D&C,” Homer wrote: “The woman is most secure in stirrups.” In Dr. Larch’s procedure, she was also shaved.

“The VAGINAL area is prepared with an ANTISEPTIC SOLUTION,” wrote Homer Wells; he did a lot of CAPITALIZING—it was related to his habit of repeating the ends of sentences, or key words. “The UTERUS is examined to estimate its size. One hand is placed on the ABDOMINAL WALL; two or three fingers of the other hand are in the VAGINA. A VAGINAL SPECULUM, which looks like a duck’s bill, is inserted in the VAGINA—through which the CERVIX is visible. (The CERVIX,” he wrote parenthetically, as if to remind himself, “is the necklike part of the lower, constricted end of the UTERUS.) The hole in the middle of the CERVIX is the entrance of the UTERUS. It is like a cherry Life Saver. In PREGNANCY the CERVIX is swollen and shiny.

“With a series of METAL DILATORS, the CERVIX is dilated to admit entrance of the
OVUM FORCEPS.
These are tongs with which the doctor grabs at what’s inside the UTERUS. He pulls what he can out.”

What this was (what Homer meant) was blood and slime. “The products of conception,” he called it.

“With a CURETTE,” noted Homer, “the WALL OF THE UTERUS is scraped clean. One knows when it’s clean when one hears a gritty sound.”

And that’s all that was entered in the notebook concerning dilatation and the process of curetting. As a footnote to this procedure, Homer added only this: “The WOMB one reads about in literature is that portion of the GENITAL TRACT in which the FERTILIZED OVUM implants itself.” A page number was jotted in the margin of this notebook entry—the page in
Gray’s Anatomy
that begins the section “The Female Organs of Generation,” where the most useful illustrations and descriptions can be found.

By 194_, Homer Wells (not yet twenty) had been a midwife to countless births and the surgical apprentice to about a quarter as many abortions; he had delivered many children himself, with Dr. Larch always present, but Larch had not allowed Homer to perform an abortion. It was understood by both Larch and Homer that Homer was completely able to perform one, but Larch believed that Homer should complete medical school—a
real
medical school—and serve an internship in another hospital before he undertook the operation. It was not that the operation was complicated; it was Larch’s opinion that Homer’s
choice
should be involved. What Larch meant was that Homer should know something of society before he made the decision, by himself, whether to perform abortions or not.

What Dr. Larch was looking for was someone to sponsor Homer Wells. Larch wanted someone to send the boy to college, not only in order for Homer to qualify for admission to medical school but also in order to expose Homer to the world outside St. Cloud’s.

How to advertise for such a sponsor was a puzzle to Wilbur Larch. Should he ask his colleague and correspondent at The New England Home for Little Wanderers if he could make use of their large mailing list?

ACCOMPLISHED MIDWIFE & QUALIFIED ABORTIONIST

SEEKS SPONSOR FOR COLLEGE YEARS

—PLUS MEDICAL SCHOOL EXPENSES!

Where was the society where Homer Wells could fit in? wondered Wilbur Larch.

Mainly, Larch knew, he had to get his apprentice away from Melony. The two of them together: how they depressed Larch! They struck the doctor as a tired and loveless married couple. What sexual tensions Melony had managed to conduct between them in the earlier years of their angry courtship seemed absent now. If they still practiced a sexual exchange, they practiced infrequently and without enthusiasm. Over lunch they sat together without speaking, in plain view of the girls’ or of the boys’ divisions; together they examined the well-worn copy of
Gray’s Anatomy
as if it were the intricate map they had to follow if they were ever to find their way out of St. Cloud’s.

Melony didn’t even run away anymore. It appeared to Dr. Larch that some wordless, joyless pact bound Homer and Melony together. Their sullenness toward each other reminded Dr. Larch of Mrs. Eames’s daughter, who would spend eternity with a pony’s penis in her mouth. Melony and Homer never fought; they never argued; Melony seemed to have given up raising her voice. If there was still anything sexual between them, Larch knew that it happened randomly, and only out of the keenest boredom.

Larch even got Melony a job as live-in help for a well-to-do old woman in Three Mile Falls. It may have been that the woman was a cranky invalid who would have complained about anyone; she certainly complained about Melony—she said Melony was “insensitive,” that she was never “forthcoming” with conversation, and that, in regard to such physical attentions as helping her in and out of her bath, the girl was “unbelievably rough.” Dr. Larch could believe it, and Melony herself complained; she said she preferred to live at St. Cloud’s; if she had to have a job, she wanted one she could go to and then leave.

“I want to come home at night,” she told Mrs. Grogan and Dr. Larch. Home? Larch thought.

There was another job, in town, but it required that Melony know how to drive. Although Dr. Larch even found a local boy to teach Melony, her driving thoroughly frightened the young man and she needed to take the driver’s examination for her license three times in order to pass it once. She then lost the job—delivering parts and tools for a building contractor. She was unable to account for more than two hundred miles that had accumulated in one week on the delivery van’s odometer.

“I just drove to places because I was bored,” she told Dr. Larch, shrugging. “And there was a guy I was seeing, for a couple of days.”

Larch fretted that Melony, who was almost twenty, was now unemployable and unadoptable; she had grown dependent on her proximity to Homer Wells, although whole days passed when there didn’t appear to be a word between them—in fact, no intercourse beyond mere presence was observable for weeks in succession (if Melony’s presence could ever be called “mere”). Because of how much Melony depressed Dr. Larch, Dr. Larch assumed that her presence was depressing to Homer Wells.

Wilbur Larch loved Homer Wells—he had never loved anyone as he loved that boy, and he could not imagine enduring a life at St. Cloud’s without him—but the doctor knew that Homer Wells had to have an authentic encounter with society if the boy was going to have a chosen life at all. What Larch dreamed of was that Homer would venture out in the world and then choose to come back to St. Cloud’s. But who would choose such a thing? Larch wondered.

Maine had many towns; there wasn’t one as charmless as St. Cloud’s.

Larch lay down in the dispensary and sniffed a little ether. He recalled Portland’s safe harbor; his mind ticked off the towns, either east or inland from Portland, and his lips tried the towns with the good, Maine names.

(Inhale, exhale.) Wilbur Larch could almost taste those towns, their vapory names. There was Kennebunk and Kennebunkport, there was Vassalborough and Nobleboro and Waldoboro, there was Wiscasset and West Bath, Damariscotta and Friendship, Penobscot Bay and Sagadahoc Bay, Yarmouth and Camden, Rockport and Arundel, Rumford and Biddeford and Livermore Falls.

East of Cape Kenneth, the tourist trap, lies Heart’s Haven; inland from the small, pretty harbor town that’s called a haven squats the town of Heart’s Rock. The rock in Heart’s Rock is named for the uninhabited rock island that appears to float like a dead whale in the otherwise perfect harbor of Heart’s Haven. It is an eyesore island, unloved by the people of Heart’s Haven; perhaps they were moved to name the eyesore town of Heart’s Rock after their bird-beshitted and fish-belly-white rock. Nearly covered at high tide, and lying fairly flat in the water, it lists slightly—hence its name: Dead Whale Rock. There is no actual “rock” in Heart’s Rock, which is not a town deserving to be looked down upon; it is only five miles inland, and from some of its hills the ocean is visible; in most of the town, the sea breeze is refreshingly felt.

But compared to Heart’s Haven, every other town is a mongrel. When condemning Heart’s Rock, the people of Heart’s Haven do not mention the simple quaintness of the town’s only stores—Sanborn’s General Store and Titus Hardware and Plumbing. The people of Heart’s Haven are more likely to mention Drinkwater Lake, and the summer cottages on its murky shores. A not-very-fresh freshwater lake, more of a pond—because by mid-July the bottom is cloudy and rank with algae—Drinkwater Lake is Heart’s Rock’s only offering to summer people. People who summer on Drinkwater Lake have not traveled far; they may live elsewhere in Heart’s Rock—or, even more rustically, in Kenneth Corners. The summer camps and cottages that dot the lakeshore are also used during the hunting-season weekends in the fall. The cottages and camps have names of a striving wishfulness. Echo’s End, and Buck’s Last Stand (this one is decked with antlers); there is one called Endless Weekend, with a floating dock; one called Wee Three, suggesting inhabitants of an almost unbearable cuteness; and a frank sort of place called Sherman’s Hole in the Ground, which is an accurate description.

In 194_ Drinkwater Lake was already cluttered, and by 195_ it would become intolerably busy with powerboats and water skis—propellers fouled and oars festooned with the slime-green algae stirred up from the bottom. The lake is too woodsy to let the wind through; sailboats always die on the dead-calm surface, which is perfect for hatching mosquitoes, and over the years the accumulated children’s urine and gasoline would give the lake an unwell, glossy sheen. There are wonderfully remote lakes in Maine, but Drinkwater Lake was never one of them. The occasional, bewildered canoeist looking for the wilderness would not find it there. The wild-hearted, departed Winkles would not have favored the place. You would not willingly drink the water of Drinkwater Lake, and there are many tiresome jokes on that subject, all conceived in Heart’s Haven, where the habit of judging Heart’s Rock by its single, sorry body of water is long-standing.

When Homer Wells would first see Drinkwater Lake, he would imagine that if there were ever a summer camp for the luckless orphans of St. Cloud’s, it would be situated in the bog that separates Echo’s End from Sherman’s Hole in the Ground.

Not all of Heart’s Rock was so ugly. It was a town of stay-put people on fairly open, neatly farmed land; it was dairy-cow country, and fruit-tree country. In 194_, the Ocean View Orchard on Drinkwater Road, which connected Heart’s Rock to Heart’s Haven, was pretty and plentiful—even by the standards of the spoiled and hard-to-please of Heart’s Haven. Although the Ocean View Orchards were in Heart’s Rock, there was a Heart’s Haven look to the place; the farmhouse had flagstone patios, the grounds were landscaped with rose bushes—like the Heart’s Haven homes on the more elegant coast—and the lawns spreading from the main house to the swimming pool, all the way to the nearest apple orchard, were kept up and fussed over by the same yard gangs who made the Heart’s Haven lawns look so much like putting greens.

The owner of Ocean View Orchards, Wallace Worthington, even had a Heart’s Haven kind of name—meaning, it was not a local-sounding name. Indeed not, because Wallace Worthington was from New York; he’d fled investments for apple farming just before everyone’s investments crashed, and if he didn’t know all there was to know about apples—being a gentleman farmer, in soul and in bones (and in clothes)—he knew almost everything about money and had hired the right foremen to run Ocean View (men who
did
know apples).

Worthington was a perpetual board member at the Haven Club; he was the only member whose position on the board was never voted—and the only Heart’s Rock resident who was a Haven Club member. Since his orchard employed half the locals of Heart’s Rock, Wallace Worthington had the rare distinction of being appreciated in both towns.

Wallace Worthington would have reminded Wilbur Larch of someone he might have met at the Channing-Peabody’s, where Dr. Larch went to perform his second abortion—the rich people’s abortion, as Larch thought of it. Wallace Worthington would strike Homer Wells as what a
real
King of New England should look like.

You’d have to live in Heart’s Rock or in Heart’s Haven—and be familiar with the social histories of the towns—to know that Wallace Worthington’s wife was not every inch a queen; she certainly looked like a queen and conducted herself, every inch, as such. But the townspeople knew that Olive Worthington—although a Heart’s Haven native—had come from the wrong part of town. Society is so complex that even Heart’s Haven had a wrong part to it.