The Darwin Awards 4: Intelligent Design (30 page)
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Authors: Wendy Northcutt
“They walked past signs warning of the danger,”
“This was an extremely unusual occurrence,”
“Too much alcohol…”
“Turns out Nguyen was wrong!”
“Twice he asked his relative to cease and desist,”
“Watch, I’ll prove it,”
“‘We do caution people against these acts,’ said police,”
“We never thought of that!”
“What could happen? What indeed…”
“Who’s going to contact the Darwin Awards, then?”
“Why take the time to put the car up on blocks?”
“Wielding his bayonet, he leaped toward one of his men,”
“Within seconds, the natural justice system meeted out his punishment,”
“Yes, he admitted, there was an eel inside him,”
“You want to get up, or you’ll be run over,”
“You’ll never take me alive, copper!”
WADES WITH SHARKS
ICARUS
DARING FEET
CHICKEN TO GO
KILLS BUGS DEAD
CHIMNEY-CLEANING GRENADE
WELDING WARNING
CLEAN BRAKE
DYING FOR A CIGGIE
GUN-SAFETY NONSENSE
HAPPY CAMPER
BAKED BULLET SURPRISE
ROCKETING TO GLORY
TESTOSTERONE, CHICKENS, AND GUNS
HUMAN PAPER TOWEL
JUICE ME UP!
TREE VS. MAN
WILD WHEELCHAIR RIDE
A MEDICAL FIRST AT OKTOBERFEST
WHAT I CAN STILL DO
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USA Today,
posted June 3, 2004, by Richard Willing, describes a few problems with identical twins. http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-06-03-twinsdna_x.htm