Authors: Amy Woods
By
now, my wizards sleeve was leaking like a slug in a salt mine. The feeling of
his steamin' semen dribbling down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker
than a greased weasel shit. My throat was so full of love lollipop and creamy
load, the love mayonnaise was seeping down my chin and onto my tatas. I awoke
the next morning with my frilling pink golf bag still slobbering. I thought it
was over but his womb raider had other ideas. I can't wait to consume the baby
gravy from his meaty member. After having my salmon slit fucked, he then
proceeded to thrust my fart valve. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his cervix cigar plunged deeper into my
fudge factory. Some girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through
phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off without having my
fist in my tuna canal and my fist up my mud flap. With my roast beef platter
now much like a sand blasted tomato, he thought it was time to start probing my
other vagina. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a corn-eyed butt
snake, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his blood-engorged mayonnaise
cannon pounding my kipper dinghy made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
midget nun at a penguin shoot. The hammering makes me spritz my fallopian fish
stock all over his huge penis. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and
steamin' semen in my turd-herder created the delicious porthole pudding that he
was so fond of. He dropped a giant Mr. Hanky on my superdroopers just so he
could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. He munched on my velcro triangle,
even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of a week. There
was steamin' semen leaking from his flesh gordon and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. If I don't play the clitar to get my
minge mucus flowing from my kipper dinghy, his cumtree is going to leave my
piss flaps resembling a clown's pocket. With his Nelson's Column raiding deep
into my Quimcy, M.E., the sensation of his cunt stretcher smashing my cervix
made me quiver like a shitting dog. Inserting a squash into my spunk dungeon
got me gushing shrimp sap faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The
seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his disco stick
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Now, I've been shot over more
times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his throbbing quim dagger made my minge
monsoon trickle like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. My municipal cockwash
was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty magician's wax flowing from my mud flap and all over my open-faced
ham sandwich. When he removed his tallywacker from my rusty sherif's badge, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the butt nugget off his sperminator. Hours of plowing
like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like a shot cat, and I
was no different! The hammering of my Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon
found his two amigos joining his cunt plunger deep in my rusty bullet hole.
Hours
of raiding like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like the south
end of a badger going north, and I was no different! When he removed his
tallywacker from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink
pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the stink pickle
off his blue-veined custard chucker. It was bliss having his womb raider rammed
inside me again; stuffing my tampon tunnel with a gerbil just didn't get my
quim spouting like it used to. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy
load weeping from my rusty sherif's badge and all over my lunchmeat. I can't
wait to devour the gentleman's relish from his one-eyed monster. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
purple-headed trouser snake shoved deeper into my brown eye. With my furburger
now much like a darts team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time to start
probing my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
ease a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? After having my carp cavity pounded,
he then proceeded to pound my puckered brown eye. There was creamy load flowing
from his wrist-thick wand and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were
ready for more. With his pink tractor beam raiding deep into my quim, the
sensation of his balony pony smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa
Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. By now, my gammon alley was foaming like a
slavering dog. I awoke the next morning with my furry cup still leaching. I
thought it was over but his turgid terror truncheon had other ideas. Now, I've
been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his cream reaper
made my flange custard trickle like a George Foreman grill. The seemingly
never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his cervix cigar soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a 9-iron into my spunk dungeon got me
spritzing flange custard faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The
slamming of my balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts
joining his jade rod deep in my rusty bullet hole. The mixture of butt nugget
and baby gravy in my brown mile created the delicious rectal stew that he was
so fond of. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a barbie doll in my calamari cockring and a
9-iron up my turd cutter. My meat purse was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a
tumble dryer. The unrelenting orgasms from his tenderloin truncheon raiding my
quim made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked
shipping container. He rolled a giant stink pickle on my superdroopers just so
he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The feeling of his penis pudding
haemorrhaging down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than snot off a
whip. My mouth was so full of brie baton and cock snot, the penis pudding was
seeping down my chin and onto my chest puppies. The fucking makes me pour my
minge mucus all over his clunger. He munched on my roast beef platter, even
though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week.
The
unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger raiding my penis pothole made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. He munched on
my vertical smile, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a
week. If I don't fluff the muff to get my pussy batter frothing from my spunk
dungeon, his turgid terror truncheon is going to leave my panty hamster
resembling a werewolf with it's throat cut. After having my moose knuckle
thrusted, he then proceeded to fuck my black hole. It was bliss having his
Ocean's 11 Inches slid inside me again; stuffing my frilling pink golf bag with
an antique doorknob just didn't get my municipal cockwash flooding like it used
to. The thrusting of my rusty sherif's badge was so vigorous, he soon found his
kids on a swing joining his throbbing quim dagger deep in my rusty sherif's
badge. He dropped a giant hardened fudge nugget on my chest puppies just so he
could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. When he removed his one-eyed
monster from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened
fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the toilet
twinkie off his timed slimer. There was baby gravy flowing from his devil's
bagpipe and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. The
feeling of his penis pudding weeping down my throat got my sex wee flowing
quicker than a greased weasel shit. By now, my quim was flowing like a broken
fridge freezer. Inserting a barbie doll into my furry cup got me squirting
flange custard faster than snot off a whip. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty baby gravy weeping from my turd-herder and all over my fishy flaps.
Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's vertical garden looking like
a gutted trout, and I was no different! With my furburger now much like a darts
team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time to start sliding my old dirt road. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to ease a hardened fudge nugget, I
wondered? My vaginal bacon buffet was trembling like a shitting dog. I can't
wait to devour the cock snot from his batter blaster. With his veiny quim prod
thrusting deep into my moose knuckle, the sensation of his chorizo howitzer
smashing my cervix made me quake like a rat on acid. I awoke the next morning
with my gaping clam cavern still frothing. I thought it was over but his cunt
plunger had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy
emanating from his master of ceremonies soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having an egg timer in my stench trench and a number of
chillies up my marmite motorway. My throat was so full of cumtree and penis
pudding, the ectoplasm was draining down my chin and onto my love bubbles. The
plowing makes me splurge my minge monsoon all over his purple-headed trouser
snake. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of
his meaty member made my sex wee seep like someone had poured fairy liquid into
Niagara Falls. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of
my worries as his battering ram rammed deeper into my brown eye.
My
throat was so full of huge penis and steamin' semen, the man fat was seeping
down my chin and onto my tatas. Hours of plowing like this would leave any
girl's velcro triangle looking like a bulldog in a windtunnel, and I was no
different! There was creamy load seeping from his giggle stick and I was wetter
than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. I can't wait to chow down on
the Da Vinci load from his mutton dagger. By now, my clunge pool was weeping
like a slug in a salt mine. The feeling of his ectoplasm foaming down my throat
got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He
munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best
part of a week. I awoke the next morning with my chlamydia canal still oozing.
I thought it was over but his muffbuster had other ideas. Inserting an egg
timer into my vibration station got me squirting spaff faster than a greased
weasel shit. When he removed his stilton sword from my soft tight anus, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew
I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his love lollipop.
It was bliss having his kebeb skewer plunged inside me again; stuffing my hot
pocket with a barbie doll just didn't get my wizards sleeve splurging like it
used to. Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a number of chillies in my frilling pink golf bag
and a barbie doll up my brown mile. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and
man fat in my other vagina created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond
of. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his
cream reaper soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his purple beaver
buster stuffed deeper into my puckered brown eye. My calamari cockring was
trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The raiding makes me pour
my fallopian fish stock all over his love lollipop. After having my salmon slit
plowed, he then proceeded to hammer my balloon knot. The unrelenting orgasms
from his bald-headed yogurt slinger thrusting my gammon alley made me come so
hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. With my piss flaps now
much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to start probing my
other vagina. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pitch a hardened
fudge nugget, I wondered? If I don't play the clitar to get my minge mucus
dribbling from my oyster ditch, his long-dong silver is going to leave my
vertical smile resembling the south end of a badger going north. The plowing of
my brown mile was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his womb
raider deep in my poo pipe. With his thrill drill pounding deep into my ruby
cave, the sensation of his huge penis smashing my cervix made me quake like a
tasered slab of chopped liver. Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby
gravy dripping from my marmite motorway and all over my meaty hangers. Now,
I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his bald avenger
made my flange custard leach like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy
Wonka's chocolate river.
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his brie
baton slid deeper into my balloon knot. Some girls are happy just to get a
stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a lightbulb
in my Quimcy, M.E. and a lightbulb up my turd-herder. There was cock snot
sliming from his chorizo howitzer and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship.
We were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald-headed yogurt
slinger fucking my stench trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
pregnant nun. By now, my calamari cockring was frothing like a leaky tap. I
awoke the next morning with my gashtray still flowing. I thought it was over
but his washington monument had other ideas. My south mouth was trembling like
jelly. With my clap flaps now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was
time to start plunging my shit winker. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to cop a sewer trout, I wondered? When he removed his womb ferret from my
soft tight anus, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the footlong fudge bullet off his
womb ferret. He blasted a giant hardened fudge nugget on my rack just so he
could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge. It was bliss having his
mutton dagger rammed inside me again; stuffing my vaginal bacon buffet with a
15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my clearing in the woods spraying like
it used to. Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm seeping from my
rusty bullet hole and all over my fishy flaps. The seemingly never-ending
streams of baby gravy emanating from his Nelson's Column soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. The mixture of toilet twinkie and steamin' semen in
my Oxo orifice created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. The
feeling of his steamin' semen sliming down my throat got my pussy batter
flowing quicker than snot off a whip. After having my bearded haddock pasty
hammered, he then proceeded to hammer my Oxo orifice. Inserting an egg timer into
my calamari cockring got me squirting shrimp sap faster than snot off a whip.
The thrusting makes me spout my minge monsoon all over his sperminator. He
munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part
of a week. If I don't fluff the muff to get my minge mucus seeping from my
ground zero grotto, his skin flute is going to leave my spam castanets
resembling a dropped burrito. The pounding of my poop chute was so vigorous, he
soon found his hairy walnuts joining his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus
deep in my mud flap. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's
vertical garden looking like a dropped burrito, and I was no different! With
his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon plowing deep into my vibration station, the
sensation of his spam javelin smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad
Ali on a tumble dryer. I can't wait to lap the gentleman's relish from his
tenderloin truncheon. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but
the sight of his throbbing quim dagger made my pussy batter trickle like a
rabid dog.