Authors: Amy Woods
My
moose knuckle was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Some girls
are happy just to study english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a barbie doll in my vibrator crater and a number of chillies
up my poop chute. If I don't stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion
to get my minge monsoon weeping from my hot pocket, his brie baton is going to
leave my clap flaps resembling a badly wrapped kebab. The fucking of my
puckered brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his
wrist-thick wand deep in my ring piece. After having my ruby cave raided, he
then proceeded to pound my ring piece. I can't wait to devour the gentleman's relish
from his gristle missile. He extruded a giant sewer trout on my sweater puppies
just so he could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The mixture of
corn-eyed butt snake and love piss in my vintage golf bag created the delicious
porthole pudding that he was so fond of. There was steamin' semen dribbling
from his cream reaper and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were
ready for more. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of
his batter blaster made my clunge gunge leach like Augustus Gloop's mouth at
the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty penis pudding sliming from my shit winker and all over my panty hamster.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his cunt stretcher stuffed deeper into my black hole. The unrelenting orgasms
from his chubstep fucking my vibrator crater made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage. When he removed his cheese-crusted cock
from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the footlong fudge
bullet off his huge penis. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's
roast beef platter looking like Terry Waite's allotment, and I was no
different! With my vertical smile now much like the south end of a badger going
north, he thought it was time to start probing my turd cutter. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to blast a butt nugget, I wondered? Inserting a
squash into my soft-shelled tuna taco got me spraying sex wee faster than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. With his master of ceremonies thrusting deep
into my herring hole, the sensation of his sperminator smashing my cervix made
me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. It was bliss having his
gristle missile rammed inside me again; stuffing my clam-flavoured pothole with
a barbie doll just didn't get my tampon tunnel flowing like it used to. The
seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his thrill
drill soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I awoke the next morning
with my ruby cave still flowing. I thought it was over but his cheese-crusted
cock had other ideas. The plowing makes me spritz my fallopian fish stock all
over his Nelson's Column. He munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd been
riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. By now, my shame portal was
dribbling like a broken coffee maker. My throat was so full of slut slayer and
love mayonnaise, the magician's wax was dripping down my chin and onto my
mammaries.
The
unrelenting orgasms from his stilton spear pounding my cum dumpster made me
come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. After having
my ladytown slammed, he then proceeded to raid my chocolate starfish. Now, I've
been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his blue-veined
custard chucker made my fallopian fish stock leak like a slug in a salt mine.
Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't
get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my chamber of squelch and
a gerbil up my rusty sherif's badge. I can't wait to consume the love
mayonnaise from his brie baton. Inserting a 9-iron into my gammon alley got me
spattering flange custard faster than a greased weasel shit. My cod canyon was
trembling like jelly. The mixture of colon cobra and man fat in my poop chute
created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. Within no time,
I could feel the shitty love piss leaching from my cocoa channel and all over
my spam castanets. The plowing makes me surge my fallopian fish stock all over
his stilton sword. My cake hole was so full of Ocean's 11 Inches and penis
pudding, the magician's wax was flowing down my chin and onto my boobage. I
awoke the next morning with my vaginal bacon buffet still draining. I thought
it was over but his cheese-crusted cock had other ideas. The feeling of his
cock custard slobbering down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than snot
off a whip. It was bliss having his cheese-crusted cock shoved inside me again;
stuffing my enchilada of love with a squash just didn't get my hot pocket
flowing like it used to. With his purple beaver buster pounding deep into my whispering
eye, the sensation of his jade rod smashing my cervix made me quake like
Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. By now, my sperm socket was leaching
like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. The seemingly never-ending streams of
gentleman's relish emanating from his disco stick soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's piss
flaps looking like a ripped out fireplace, and I was no different! There was
steamin' semen trickling from his brie baton and I was wetter than a spastic's
chin. We were ready for more. He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd
been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. The plowing of my
mud flap was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors joining his
bald-headed yogurt slinger deep in my shit winker. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his jade rod slid deeper
into my mud flap. If I don't flick the bean to get my minge mucus flowing from
my cod cave, his devil's bagpipe is going to leave my vertical garden
resembling Brian May's plughole. With my clap flaps now much like a bulldog in
a windtunnel, he thought it was time to start stuffing my shit winker. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to cop a sewer trout, I wondered? He rolled
a giant hardened fudge nugget on my mammaries just so he could lap it up like a
bulldog eating porridge.
I
awoke the next morning with my cum dumpster still sliming. I thought it was
over but his jade rod had other ideas. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and
man fat in my black hole created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so
fond of. If I don't stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion to get my
vertical moisture dribbling from my calamari cockring, his balony pony is going
to leave my panty hamster resembling a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. He
munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for
the best part of a week. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's flappy
meal looking like a blind cobbler's thumb, and I was no different! Within no
time, I could feel the shitty love piss draining from my poop chute and all
over my open-faced ham sandwich. After having my Quimcy, M.E. slammed, he then
proceeded to pound my puckered brown eye. Some girls are happy just to study
english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my chamber of squelch and a lightbulb up my rusty
bullet hole. The pounding makes me spray my spaff all over his kebeb skewer. My
shame portal was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. It was bliss
having his slut slayer plunged inside me again; stuffing my ruby cave with a
gerbil just didn't get my wunder down under spritzing like it used to. He cut a
giant colon cobra on my mosquito bites just so he could consume it up like a
pig at a trough. When he removed his jebend from my other vagina, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to devour the butt nugget off his huge penis. There was
gentleman's relish oozing from his turgid terror truncheon and I was wetter
than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Now, I've seen more japseyes
than an oriental optician, but the sight of his battering ram made my fallopian
fish stock seep like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's
chocolate river. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger raiding my
wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a
fish shop. With my velcro triangle now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it
was time to start sliding my puckered brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to drop a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? The seemingly
never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his spam javelin soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. The pounding of my Oxo orifice was so
vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors joining his greasy slimelight deep
in my chocolate starfish. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his gristle missile stuffed deeper into my chocolate
starfish. My cake hole was so full of gristle missile and baby gravy, the man
fat was dribbling down my chin and onto my chesticles. I can't wait to devour the
Da Vinci load from his batter blaster. Inserting a squash into my slime hole
got me pouring sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. The feeling of his
love piss foaming down my throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. By now, my gashtray was haemorrhaging like a
broken fridge freezer.
The
seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his womb raider soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. There was love mayonnaise foaming from
his cream reaper and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for
more. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my flange custard seeping from my
cod canyon, his bugger king is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a
clown's pocket. With my hairy goblet now much like a gutted trout, he thought
it was time to start probing my balloon knot. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to extrude a butt nugget, I wondered? Some girls are happy just to
stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a barbie doll in my cod crater and a squash up my
balloon knot. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald-headed yogurt slinger
raiding my moose knuckle made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget
nun at a penguin shoot. My vibrator crater was trembling like jelly. With his
Nelson's Column plowing deep into my moose knuckle, the sensation of his love
lollipop smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
The feeling of his gentleman's relish weeping down my throat got my pussy
batter flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He munched on my fishy
flaps, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a
week. He eased out a giant sewer trout on my fiery biscuits just so he could
gobble it up like a hungry hungry hippo. I can't wait to devour the love piss
from his balony pony. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the
sight of his stilton spear made my fallopian fish stock foam like Wayne
Rooney's dick in an OAP home. My throat was so full of pink tractor beam and
baby gravy, the man fat was slobbering down my chin and onto my chesticles.
After having my hot pocket hammered, he then proceeded to thrust my poop chute.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard draining from my ring
piece and all over my vertical garden. The raiding makes me splurge my
fallopian fish stock all over his disco stick. It was bliss having his
wrist-thick wand rammed inside me again; stuffing my shamevelope with an antique
doorknob just didn't get my front bum squirting like it used to. The thrusting
of my ring piece was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his
veiny quim prod deep in my turd-herder. The mixture of toilet twinkie and baby
gravy in my fart valve created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his meaty member slid deeper into my chocolate starfish. Hours of hammering
like this would leave any girl's purple cabbage looking like a gutted trout,
and I was no different! When he removed his all-beef thermometer from my
marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off his bald-headed
yogurt slinger. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my
front bum got me pouring shrimp sap faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. By now, my depravity cavity was frothing like someone had poured fairy
liquid into Niagara Falls.
The
pounding of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos
joining his Ocean's 11 Inches deep in my other vagina. Some girls are happy
just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my chlamydia canal and a squash up my other vagina.
Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking
like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different! My tuna canal was
trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The unrelenting orgasms
from his one-eyed monster hammering my front bum made me come so hard, I began
sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. There was love mayonnaise draining
from his cream reaper and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready
for more. He rolled a giant Mr. Hanky on my superdroopers just so he could chow
down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. My cake hole was so full of eight
inches of throbbing pink jesus and creamy load, the steamin' semen was seeping
down my chin and onto my top bollocks. It was bliss having his timed slimer
shoved inside me again; stuffing my calamari cockring with a lightbulb just
didn't get my chlamydia canal spouting like it used to. If I don't flick the
bean to get my flange custard seeping from my herring hole, his pink tractor
beam is going to leave my vertical garden resembling a bucket of smashed crabs.
He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd been on the rag for the
best part of a week. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician,
but the sight of his master of ceremonies made my sex wee slobber like Adele
waiting for Greggs to open. The mixture of sewer trout and baby gravy in my
puckered brown eye created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond
of. After having my ground zero grotto pounded, he then proceeded to slam my
old dirt road. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating
from his one-eyed milkman soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The
feeling of his magician's wax sliming down my throat got my pussy batter
flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I can't wait to devour
the cock snot from his clunger. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his gristle missile rammed deeper into my
puckered brown eye. With his turgid terror truncheon slamming deep into my
spunk dungeon, the sensation of his chubstep smashing my cervix made me quiver
like jelly. The pounding makes me splurge my pussy batter all over his greasy
slimelight. With my panty hamster now much like a sand blasted tomato, he
thought it was time to start ramming my old dirt road. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to pitch a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? By now, my fuck trench was
flowing like a leaky tap. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat
seeping from my fart valve and all over my vertical smile. Inserting an egg
timer into my sperm socket got me spritzing sex wee faster than a greased
weasel shit. When he removed his kebeb skewer from my rusty sherif's badge, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to devour the footlong fudge bullet off his chubstep.