Authors: Amy Woods
There
was steamin' semen haemorrhaging from his chorizo howitzer and I was wetter
than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. After having my cod cave
fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my poop chute. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his greasy kebab skewer slid
deeper into my old dirt road. When he removed his eight inches of throbbing
pink jesus from my Mavis Fritter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened
fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the toilet
twinkie off his kebeb skewer. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger
plowing my wizards sleeve made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
dyslexic on Countdown. It was bliss having his washington monument plunged
inside me again; stuffing my soft-shelled tuna taco with a number of chillies
just didn't get my calamari cockring pouring like it used to. I awoke the next
morning with my vibration station still leaking. I thought it was over but his
veiny quim prod had other ideas. By now, my herring hole was haemorrhaging like
a slug in a salt mine. The mixture of stink pickle and gentleman's relish in my
old dirt road created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Now,
I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his brie baton
made my shrimp sap flow like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. My cake hole
was so full of gristle missile and ectoplasm, the gentleman's relish was
leaching down my chin and onto my cans. Inserting a barbie doll into my birth
cannon got me spraying flange custard faster than snot off a whip. With his
Nelson's Column thrusting deep into my penis pothole, the sensation of his
tenderloin truncheon smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox
licking a car battery. The fucking makes me spritz my vertical moisture all
over his huge penis. The plowing of my shit winker was so vigorous, he soon
found his sperm factories joining his blue-veined custard chucker deep in my
black hole. He munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd had the painters in
for the best part of a week. With my hairy goblet now much like a werewolf with
it's throat cut, he thought it was time to start ramming my vintage golf bag.
Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a hardened fudge nugget, I
wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot slobbering from my
black hole and all over my spam castanets. Hours of hammering like this would
leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was
no different! My pink velvet sausage wallet was trembling like a tasered slab
of chopped liver. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster
in my gammon alley and a lightbulb up my marmite motorway. I can't wait to lap
the gentleman's relish from his thrill drill. He dropped a giant stink pickle
on my love bubbles just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The
feeling of his penis pudding dripping down my throat got my pussy batter
flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The seemingly
never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his eight inches of
throbbing pink jesus soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
The
pounding of my poop chute was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors
joining his master of ceremonies deep in my soft tight anus. The feeling of his
love piss frothing down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise
emanating from his one-eyed monster soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. My cod crater was trembling like a shitting dog. Some girls are happy
just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
gerbil in my cod canyon and an egg timer up my chocolate starfish. With my
vertical smile now much like a sand blasted tomato, he thought it was time to
start probing my poop chute. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop
a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? By now, my herring hole was draining like
Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
muffbuster plunged deeper into my poo pipe. There was love mayonnaise
slobbering from his kebeb skewer and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We
were ready for more. I awoke the next morning with my pink velvet sausage
wallet still oozing. I thought it was over but his skeleton king had other
ideas. When he removed his spam javelin from my poop chute, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his cervix cigar. My
throat was so full of wrist-thick wand and ectoplasm, the magician's wax was
sliming down my chin and onto my chesticles. It was bliss having his eight
inches of throbbing pink jesus stuffed inside me again; stuffing my kipper
dinghy with my fist just didn't get my gaping clam cavern surging like it used
to. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my clam-flavoured
pothole got me gushing minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. After having my
chamber of squelch thrusted, he then proceeded to slam my black hole. The
fucking makes me gush my shrimp sap all over his skin flute. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty penis pudding dribbling from my marmite motorway and all
over my spam castanets. He munched on my fishy flaps, even though I'd been
riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. Now, I've seen more action
than Helmand Province, but the sight of his giggle stick made my sex wee leach
like a jizz waterfall. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's
purple cabbage looking like a dropped burrito, and I was no different! The
unrelenting orgasms from his turgid terror truncheon slamming my front bum made
me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. He
arced a giant Mr. Hanky on my fiery biscuits just so he could chow down on it
up like a hungry hungry hippo. With his devil's bagpipe plowing deep into my
furry cup, the sensation of his wrist-thick wand smashing my cervix made me
quiver like jelly. I can't wait to suck the Da Vinci load from his thrill
drill. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and cock custard in my balloon knot
created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of.
The
fucking of my old dirt road was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos
joining his all-beef thermometer deep in my Mavis Fritter. My front bum was
trembling like a shitting dog. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and magician's wax in
my tradesman's entrance created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so
fond of. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my spunk dungeon and
a number of chillies up my shit winker. By now, my enchilada of love was
frothing like a slavering dog. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard
emanating from his blue-veined custard chucker soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. There was love mayonnaise trickling from his stilton spear
and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. I can't wait to
lap the love mayonnaise from his balony pony. When he removed his mutton dagger
from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the footlong fudge
bullet off his stilton spear. The feeling of his cock snot frothing down my
throat got my spaff flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. It
was bliss having his Nelson's Column stuffed inside me again; stuffing my
ladytown with an egg timer just didn't get my tuna canal spritzing like it used
to. Inserting an antique doorknob into my clearing in the woods got me
squirting vertical moisture faster than snot off a whip. After having my
whispering eye raided, he then proceeded to raid my old dirt road. With his
purple-headed trouser snake raiding deep into my wizards sleeve, the sensation
of his blind butler smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. My
mouth was so full of chubstep and love piss, the love piss was leaking down my
chin and onto my chest puppies. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
magician's wax slobbering from my vintage golf bag and all over my spam
castanets. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of
his ample cock made my spaff froth like a broken coffee maker. He munched on my
fishy flaps, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of
a week. If I don't strum the banjo to get my beige slime leaching from my
chlamydia canal, his spam dagger is going to leave my velcro triangle
resembling a twisted slipper. The unrelenting orgasms from his bugger king
plowing my gashtray made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian
in a fish shop. I awoke the next morning with my soft-shelled tuna taco still
slobbering. I thought it was over but his one-eyed monster had other ideas. He
dropped a giant footlong fudge bullet on my chest puppies just so he could
devour it up like a pig at a trough. The raiding makes me squirt my spaff all
over his ramrod. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of
my worries as his jebend shoved deeper into my marmite motorway. With my beef
curtains now much like a bulldog in a windtunnel, he thought it was time to
start sliding my poop chute. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a
Mr. Hanky, I wondered?
He
munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for
the best part of a week. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's
roast beef platter looking like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, and I
was no different! The mixture of sewer trout and man fat in my puckered brown
eye created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Some girls are
happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a barbie doll in my enchilada of love and a number of chillies up my old
dirt road. My throat was so full of battering ram and penis pudding, the
magician's wax was slobbering down my chin and onto my droopies. My oyster
ditch was trembling like a shitting dog. With my panty hamster now much like Brian
May's plughole, he thought it was time to start plunging my old dirt road. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to crown a toilet twinkie, I wondered?
Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his spam javelin made
my minge monsoon haemorrhage like a jizz waterfall. The feeling of his cock
custard flowing down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing quicker than greased
shit off a shiny shovel. The hammering of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous,
he soon found his sperm factories joining his spunk-filled spam rocket deep in
my shit winker. By now, my cod canyon was weeping like a broken coffee maker.
If I don't fish for pearls to get my spaff dribbling from my south mouth, his
spunk-filled spam rocket is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a sand
blasted tomato. When he removed his tenderloin truncheon from my brown mile, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the butt nugget off his skeleton king. Inserting an antique
doorknob into my ladytown got me splurging minge mucus faster than a greased
weasel shit. Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish weeping
from my rusty bullet hole and all over my flappy meal. There was cock snot
oozing from his jebend and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were
ready for more. With his pink tractor beam plowing deep into my whispering eye,
the sensation of his purple-headed trouser snake smashing my cervix made me
quake like jelly. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating
from his washington monument soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I
can't wait to devour the cock snot from his giggle stick. The unrelenting
orgasms from his womb ferret fucking my vaginal bacon buffet made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The slamming makes
me spout my flange custard all over his cunt plunger. I awoke the next morning
with my pink velvet sausage wallet still foaming. I thought it was over but his
cunt plunger had other ideas. He blasted a giant Mr. Hanky on my mammaries just
so he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cream
reaper shoved deeper into my ring piece. It was bliss having his stilton spear
shoved inside me again; stuffing my soft-shelled tuna taco with my fist just
didn't get my salmon slit spritzing like it used to.
With
my panty hamster now much like the south end of a badger going north, he thought
it was time to start sliding my puckered brown eye. Is now the time to tell him
I really need to ease a colon cobra, I wondered? Some girls are happy just to
study english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a 15" spiked vibrator in my ground zero grotto and an egg timer up
my shit winker. The feeling of his cock custard oozing down my throat got my
sex wee flowing quicker than snot off a whip. My cake hole was so full of
mutton dagger and love mayonnaise, the penis pudding was seeping down my chin
and onto my top bollocks. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and cock custard
in my old dirt road created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond
of. The slamming of my brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his clock
weights joining his greasy kebab skewer deep in my rusty sherif's badge. I
can't wait to gobble the cock custard from his cervix cigar. The slamming makes
me spit my pussy batter all over his flesh gordon. If I don't buff the muff to
get my vertical moisture dripping from my south mouth, his brie baton is going
to leave my beef curtains resembling a darts team's goalkeeper. With his
cumtree fucking deep into my vibration station, the sensation of his
wrist-thick wand smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. Hours of plowing
like this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like Terry Waite's
allotment, and I was no different! He munched on my fishy flaps, even though
I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his devil's bagpipe plunged
deeper into my cocoa channel. I awoke the next morning with my hot pocket still
dribbling. I thought it was over but his greasy slimelight had other ideas. It
was bliss having his bugger king plunged inside me again; stuffing my calamari
cockring with an egg timer just didn't get my vaginal bacon buffet flowing like
it used to. After having my meat purse hammered, he then proceeded to hammer my
puckered brown eye. Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm leaching
from my fart valve and all over my fishy flaps. The seemingly never-ending
streams of baby gravy emanating from his purple-headed trouser snake soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. The unrelenting orgasms from his eight
inches of throbbing pink jesus thrusting my bearded haddock pasty made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. When he removed his
balony pony from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt
nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the stink pickle
off his balony pony. There was creamy load haemorrhaging from his timed slimer
and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. He eased out a
giant stink pickle on my rack just so he could consume it up like a pig at a
trough. Inserting a squash into my ruby cave got me spritzing flange custard
faster than snot off a whip. By now, my soft-shelled tuna taco was frothing
like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. Now, I've had more
hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his wrist-thick wand made my
tuna tunnel tears slobber like a hungry pig at a trough.