Authors: Amy Woods
I
can't wait to gobble the love piss from his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon.
With my fishy flaps now much like a manatee in yoga pants, he thought it was
time to start plunging my tradesman's entrance. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to roll a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? The seemingly
never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his mutton dagger soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. After having my cod cave slammed, he
then proceeded to hammer my tradesman's entrance. When he removed his mutton
dagger from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt
snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the Mr. Hanky off
his Nelson's Column. My sperm socket was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink
Floyd concert. He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd had the painters
in for the best part of a week. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my clunge
gunge trickling from my clam-flavoured pothole, his thrill drill is going to
leave my clap flaps resembling a rabid baboon's arse. The slamming makes me
spit my spaff all over his long-dong silver. He crowned a giant toilet twinkie
on my mammaries just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The
unrelenting orgasms from his wrist-thick wand pounding my Quimcy, M.E. made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his one-eyed
monster shoved deeper into my fudge factory. I awoke the next morning with my
tampon tunnel still weeping. I thought it was over but his cumtree had other
ideas. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his
womb raider made my minge monsoon ooze like Adele waiting for Greggs to open.
Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my smush mitten got me surging
fallopian fish stock faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Hours of
raiding like this would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like a bulldog
in a windtunnel, and I was no different! The raiding of my tradesman's entrance
was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his turgid
terror truncheon deep in my turd cutter. The mixture of toilet twinkie and
creamy load in my shit winker created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was
so fond of. My cake hole was so full of cheese-crusted cock and love piss, the
ectoplasm was frothing down my chin and onto my superdroopers. By now, my
clearing in the woods was haemorrhaging like Adele waiting for Greggs to open.
With his womb raider slamming deep into my cod canyon, the sensation of his
devil's bagpipe smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. Some
girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having my fist in my gaping clam cavern and a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster up my turd cutter. There was cock snot haemorrhaging
from his wrist-thick wand and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were
ready for more. It was bliss having his skin flute slid inside me again;
stuffing my ladytown with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my carp
cavity flooding like it used to. The feeling of his cock snot dribbling down my
throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than snot off a whip.
Inserting
a barbie doll into my pink velvet sausage wallet got me spraying flange custard
faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. There was cock custard draining
from his ramrod and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for
more. By now, my ladytown was foaming like a broken fridge freezer. After
having my vibrator crater fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my mud flap.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his one-eyed monster rammed deeper into my balloon knot. Hours of plowing like
this would leave any girl's purple cabbage looking like a rabid baboon's arse,
and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his chubstep hammering my
ladytown made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.
It was bliss having his love lollipop shoved inside me again; stuffing my
whispering eye with a 9-iron just didn't get my clam-flavoured pothole
spritzing like it used to. He munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd had
the painters in for the best part of a week. When he removed his eight inches
of throbbing pink jesus from my soft tight anus, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
consume the colon cobra off his purple beaver buster. If I don't buff the muff
to get my tuna tunnel tears leaching from my tuna canal, his washington
monument is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling a ripped out fireplace.
The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and Da Vinci load in my turd cutter created
the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. With my roast beef
platter now much like a stamped bat, he thought it was time to start sliding my
mud flap. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pitch a toilet twinkie,
I wondered? I awoke the next morning with my whispering eye still seeping. I
thought it was over but his purple beaver buster had other ideas. I can't wait
to chow down on the baby gravy from his veiny quim prod. Now, I've seen more
foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his jebend made my
sex wee slime like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. My cake
hole was so full of thrill drill and magician's wax, the gentleman's relish was
draining down my chin and onto my love bubbles. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty gentleman's relish oozing from my turd-herder and all over my velcro
triangle. He eased out a giant hardened fudge nugget on my rack just so he
could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. With his purple beaver
buster raiding deep into my clam-flavoured pothole, the sensation of his disco
stick smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The
raiding makes me flood my flange custard all over his sperminator. The raiding
of my other vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes
joining his Nelson's Column deep in my fudge factory. The seemingly
never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his womb ferret soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. Some girls are happy just to dial the
rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a lightbulb
in my hatchet wound and an egg timer up my brown eye. My front bum was
trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator.
I
awoke the next morning with my chlamydia canal still seeping. I thought it was
over but his chorizo howitzer had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending
streams of magician's wax emanating from his disco stick soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. By now, my salmon slit was frothing like a jizz
waterfall. If I don't buff the muff to get my clunge gunge leaking from my fuck
gutter, his jebend is going to leave my panty hamster resembling a manatee in
yoga pants. It was bliss having his thrill drill rammed inside me again;
stuffing my whispering eye with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just
didn't get my cum dumpster spraying like it used to. The mixture of stink
pickle and Da Vinci load in my ring piece created the delicious porthole
pudding that he was so fond of. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
ectoplasm trickling from my mud flap and all over my vertical garden. The
thrusting makes me splurge my vertical moisture all over his stilton spear. My
mouth was so full of throbbing quim dagger and penis pudding, the penis pudding
was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my love bubbles. When he removed his
chubstep from my old dirt road, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet
twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the corn-eyed
butt snake off his one-eyed milkman. The raiding of my black hole was so
vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his spam dagger deep in my
black hole. With my vertical garden now much like a gutted trout, he thought it
was time to start sliding my balloon knot. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to cut a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? Inserting a barbie doll into
my tampon tunnel got me spraying clunge gunge faster than greased shit off a
shiny shovel. With his love lollipop slamming deep into my split peach, the
sensation of his tallywacker smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting
dog. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my
oyster ditch and an antique doorknob up my marmite motorway. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his timed slimer
plunged deeper into my poo pipe. He munched on my beef curtains, even though
I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. There was magician's wax
flowing from his bugger king and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were
ready for more. After having my gaping clam cavern hammered, he then proceeded
to hammer my poop chute. I can't wait to gobble the love mayonnaise from his
ramrod. He extruded a giant hardened fudge nugget on my sweater puppies just so
he could suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The unrelenting orgasms
from his tenderloin truncheon plowing my wunder down under made me come so hard,
I began sweating like a whore in a confessional. My front bum was trembling
like jelly. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of
his stilton sword made my shrimp sap flow like a jizz waterfall. The feeling of
his baby gravy leaking down my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel.
Some
girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having my fist in my Quimcy, M.E. and a gerbil up my fart valve. I
can't wait to consume the ectoplasm from his vein cane. The unrelenting orgasms
from his stilton sword thrusting my tampon tunnel made me come so hard, I began
sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. The seemingly never-ending streams of
creamy load emanating from his vein cane soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. The thrusting of my rusty sherif's badge was so vigorous, he soon found
his salty protein grapes joining his one-eyed milkman deep in my chocolate
starfish. With his giggle stick fucking deep into my gaping clam cavern, the
sensation of his bald-headed yogurt slinger smashing my cervix made me quake
like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty steamin' semen dribbling from my fart valve and all over my spam
castanets. The feeling of his baby gravy slobbering down my throat got my
clunge gunge flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. When he removed his
chorizo howitzer from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the colon
cobra off his giggle stick. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his womb raider stuffed deeper into my soft tight
anus. It was bliss having his kebeb skewer shoved inside me again; stuffing my
wunder down under with a number of chillies just didn't get my salmon slit
gushing like it used to. He crowned a giant butt nugget on my cans just so he
could gobble it up like a bulldog eating porridge. After having my depravity
cavity thrusted, he then proceeded to fuck my brown eye. He munched on my beef
curtains, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. I
awoke the next morning with my shamevelope still leaking. I thought it was over
but his meaty member had other ideas. The mixture of stink pickle and cock snot
in my balloon knot created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. My
throat was so full of purple beaver buster and cock custard, the Da Vinci load
was weeping down my chin and onto my superdroopers. If I don't finger blast to
get my minge monsoon draining from my oyster ditch, his blue-veined custard
chucker is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling a hippo's yawn. My gammon
alley was trembling like a shitting dog. Now, I've taken more poundings than
the Somme, but the sight of his mutton dagger made my beige slime drain like
there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Hours of raiding like this
would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like a clown's pocket, and I was no
different! By now, my stench trench was seeping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an
OAP home. There was cock custard oozing from his brie baton and I was wetter
than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. The fucking makes me spray
my tuna tunnel tears all over his throbbing quim dagger. With my velcro
triangle now much like Terry Waite's allotment, he thought it was time to start
shoving my fart valve. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a
footlong fudge bullet, I wondered?
The
seemingly never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from his jebend soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. The pounding makes me spray my minge mucus
all over his throbbing quim dagger. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky
pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of
chillies in my sperm socket and an antique doorknob up my rusty sherif's badge.
There was love piss leaching from his bald-headed yogurt slinger and I was
wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. My carp cavity was
trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Now, I've seen more
foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his bugger king
made my flange custard trickle like a rabid dog. When he removed his spam
javelin from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the footlong fudge bullet
off his cunt plunger. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his ramrod plunged deeper into my tradesman's entrance.
I can't wait to chow down on the love mayonnaise from his clunger. I awoke the
next morning with my cod canyon still weeping. I thought it was over but his
meaty member had other ideas. He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd
been on the rag for the best part of a week. He extruded a giant Mr. Hanky on
my mammaries just so he could lap it up like a pig at a trough. My cake hole
was so full of wrist-thick wand and gentleman's relish, the man fat was frothing
down my chin and onto my twin peaks. With my velcro triangle now much like a
shot cat, he thought it was time to start sliding my Oxo orifice. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to extrude a toilet twinkie, I wondered? The
unrelenting orgasms from his thrill drill slamming my Quimcy, M.E. made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. After having my
quim pounded, he then proceeded to slam my old dirt road. The thrusting of my
Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his veiny
quim prod deep in my tradesman's entrance. The mixture of toilet twinkie and
love mayonnaise in my old dirt road created the delicious rectal stew that he
was so fond of. If I don't stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion to
get my minge monsoon seeping from my fuck trench, his vein cane is going to
leave my spam castanets resembling Pete Burns' lips. With his master of
ceremonies hammering deep into my birth cannon, the sensation of his one-eyed
milkman smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. By now, my salmon
slit was seeping like a slug in a salt mine. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty cock custard oozing from my fudge factory and all over my beef curtains.
It was bliss having his cunt stretcher rammed inside me again; stuffing my
moose knuckle with my fist just didn't get my vibration station flowing like it
used to. The feeling of his gentleman's relish haemorrhaging down my throat got
my vertical moisture flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
Inserting an antique doorknob into my tuna canal got me surging clunge gunge
faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel.