Authors: Amy Woods
With
my vertical smile now much like badly battered road kill, he thought it was
time to start stuffing my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to drop a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? The mixture of sewer
trout and ectoplasm in my turd cutter created the delicious rectoplasm that he
was so fond of. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's beef
curtains looking like Terry Waite's allotment, and I was no different! My
throat was so full of bald avenger and penis pudding, the love piss was
leaching down my chin and onto my love bubbles. There was baby gravy trickling
from his skin flute and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready
for more. If I don't strum the banjo to get my shrimp sap trickling from my
ladytown, his flesh gordon is going to leave my open-faced ham sandwich
resembling John Wayne's saddlebags. I can't wait to devour the cock custard
from his blue-veined custard chucker. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his bald avenger slid deeper into my rusty
sherif's badge. When he removed his devil's bagpipe from my puckered brown eye,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to suck the toilet twinkie off his huge penis. Some
girls are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a squash in my depravity cavity and a barbie doll up my mud
flap. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his
stilton spear soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty gentleman's relish oozing from my rusty bullet hole and
all over my purple cabbage. He eased out a giant hardened fudge nugget on my
top bollocks just so he could devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. After
having my depravity cavity slammed, he then proceeded to fuck my Mavis Fritter.
With his love lollipop slamming deep into my vibration station, the sensation
of his chorizo howitzer smashing my cervix made me quiver like a rat on acid.
My quim was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The
unrelenting orgasms from his slut slayer pounding my clunge pool made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. The thrusting makes me
splurge my sex wee all over his purple beaver buster. The hammering of my fudge
factory was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his slut
slayer deep in my turd cutter. It was bliss having his slut slayer probed
inside me again; stuffing my cock holster with an egg timer just didn't get my
oyster ditch pouring like it used to. The feeling of his ectoplasm draining
down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than snot off a
whip. Inserting my fist into my slime hole got me squirting spaff faster than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. He munched on my beef curtains, even though
I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. I awoke the next
morning with my ruby cave still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his
throbbing quim dagger had other ideas. By now, my cock holster was foaming like
Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river.
Some
girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a 9-iron in my penis pothole and a 15" spiked vibrator
up my balloon knot. Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish
dripping from my balloon knot and all over my clap flaps. He munched on my beef
curtains, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. With his
vein cane slamming deep into my calamari cockring, the sensation of his
tallywacker smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly. Hours of plowing like
this would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a stamped bat, and I was no
different! I awoke the next morning with my front bum still flowing. I thought
it was over but his master of ceremonies had other ideas. My vibrator crater
was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. The raiding of my
chocolate starfish was so vigorous, he soon found his clock weights joining his
meaty member deep in my ring piece. My cake hole was so full of throbbing quim
dagger and ectoplasm, the ectoplasm was dripping down my chin and onto my love
bubbles. There was baby gravy trickling from his bald-headed yogurt slinger and
I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The feeling of his
baby gravy foaming down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The unrelenting orgasms from his ramrod
slamming my hatchet wound made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
pregnant nun. He dropped a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my breasticles just so
he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo. With my fishy flaps now much
like Terry Waite's allotment, he thought it was time to start stuffing my fudge
factory. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a colon cobra, I
wondered? It was bliss having his devil's bagpipe plunged inside me again;
stuffing my whispering eye with a gerbil just didn't get my clam-flavoured
pothole gushing like it used to. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his mutton dagger shoved deeper into my rusty
bullet hole. After having my carp cavity hammered, he then proceeded to hammer
my brown eye. When he removed his mutton dagger from my brown eye, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to suck the butt nugget off his timed slimer. The mixture of
hardened fudge nugget and creamy load in my balloon knot created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The plowing makes me flood my shrimp sap all
over his skeleton king. I can't wait to devour the cock snot from his
purple-headed trouser snake. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard
emanating from his womb raider soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. If
I don't get a stinky pinky to get my beige slime frothing from my soft-shelled
tuna taco, his stilton spear is going to leave my furburger resembling a darts
team's goalkeeper. Inserting a number of chillies into my stench trench got me
surging shrimp sap faster than a greased weasel shit. By now, my ladytown was
seeping like a George Foreman grill.
Now,
I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his purple
beaver buster made my pussy batter leak like a jizz waterfall. Inserting a
15" spiked vibrator into my vibrator crater got me spouting sex wee faster
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. There was cock custard foaming from his
piss pipe and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding weeping from my puckered
brown eye and all over my roast beef platter. My fuck trench was trembling like
a tasered slab of chopped liver. By now, my cod cave was seeping like a George
Foreman grill. The thrusting makes me spout my shrimp sap all over his balony
pony. The mixture of colon cobra and penis pudding in my ring piece created the
delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Hours of raiding like this would
leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like a twisted slipper, and I was no
different! With his chorizo howitzer raiding deep into my herring hole, the
sensation of his skeleton king smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. The slamming of my black hole was so vigorous, he soon
found his man marbles joining his disco stick deep in my old dirt road. Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
gristle missile rammed deeper into my turd-herder. Some girls are happy just to
fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg
timer in my oyster ditch and a 15" spiked vibrator up my turd cutter. When
he removed his long-dong silver from my vintage golf bag, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
chow down on the Mr. Hanky off his stilton sword. He extruded a giant footlong
fudge bullet on my boobage just so he could devour it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. He munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd had the painters in
for the best part of a week. It was bliss having his pink tractor beam rammed
inside me again; stuffing my calamari cockring with a lightbulb just didn't get
my salmon slit pouring like it used to. I awoke the next morning with my
wizards sleeve still oozing. I thought it was over but his bald-headed yogurt
slinger had other ideas. The feeling of his man fat slobbering down my throat
got my minge mucus flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. If I don't study
english cliterature to get my clunge gunge leaching from my cum dumpster, his
ample cock is going to leave my vertical smile resembling the south end of a
badger going north. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load
emanating from his spam dagger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My
throat was so full of blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon and Da Vinci load, the
ectoplasm was leaking down my chin and onto my droopies. After having my municipal
cockwash raided, he then proceeded to hammer my fart valve. I can't wait to
chow down on the love piss from his purple-headed trouser snake. The
unrelenting orgasms from his long-dong silver pounding my whispering eye made
me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs.
My
tampon tunnel was trembling like a rat on acid. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty cock custard frothing from my poo pipe and all over my fishy flaps.
He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony
for the best part of a week. It was bliss having his blood-engorged mayonnaise
cannon stuffed inside me again; stuffing my gashtray with my fist just didn't
get my vaginal bacon buffet surging like it used to. He arced a giant Mr. Hanky
on my chesticles just so he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo.
Inserting a number of chillies into my tampon tunnel got me surging minge mucus
faster than snot off a whip. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his spam dagger stuffed deeper into my mud flap.
There was love piss flowing from his flesh gordon and I was wetter than a well
diggers arse. We were ready for more. With my velcro triangle now much like a
bulldog licking piss from a thistle, he thought it was time to start plunging
my fart valve. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a footlong
fudge bullet, I wondered? Some girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals
through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a number of chillies in my vaginal bacon buffet and a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster up my black hole. The mixture of colon cobra and
gentleman's relish in my Mavis Fritter created the delicious porthole pudding
that he was so fond of. By now, my spunk dungeon was seeping like a broken
coffee maker. I awoke the next morning with my chamber of squelch still
draining. I thought it was over but his cervix cigar had other ideas. After
having my tampon tunnel thrusted, he then proceeded to plow my Oxo orifice. My
cake hole was so full of bald avenger and cock snot, the steamin' semen was
haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my boobage. If I don't strum the banjo to
get my beige slime seeping from my stench trench, his kebeb skewer is going to leave
my purple cabbage resembling Brian May's plughole. When he removed his
long-dong silver from my poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon
cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the hardened fudge
nugget off his muffbuster. With his turgid terror truncheon hammering deep into
my gammon alley, the sensation of his jade rod smashing my cervix made me quake
like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Hours of thrusting like this would
leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like a twisted slipper, and I was
no different! The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from
his greasy kebab skewer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The
pounding of my chocolate starfish was so vigorous, he soon found his clock
weights joining his blue-veined custard chucker deep in my Oxo orifice. The
unrelenting orgasms from his muffbuster thrusting my sperm socket made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The feeling of
his ectoplasm leaching down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit. The thrusting makes me spout my fallopian fish stock all
over his one-eyed milkman. I can't wait to consume the gentleman's relish from
his greasy kebab skewer.
It
was bliss having his ramrod slid inside me again; stuffing my penis pothole
with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my cod cave
gushing like it used to. When he removed his meaty member from my ring piece,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to lap the corn-eyed butt snake off his blue-veined custard
chucker. He pitched a giant footlong fudge bullet on my superdroopers just so
he could devour it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I awoke the next morning
with my vibrator crater still slobbering. I thought it was over but his
blue-veined custard chucker had other ideas. By now, my calamari cockring was
trickling like a hungry pig at a trough. Now, I've seen more helmets than
Hitler, but the sight of his huge penis made my vertical moisture trickle like
Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. There was
love mayonnaise dribbling from his master of ceremonies and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. The plowing makes me flow my beige
slime all over his washington monument. The mixture of toilet twinkie and love
mayonnaise in my Oxo orifice created the delicious rectal stew that he was so
fond of. The unrelenting orgasms from his muffbuster plowing my gammon alley
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. Some girls
are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a squash in my one slice toaster and a barbie doll up my poo pipe.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his skeleton king stuffed deeper into my other vagina. With my flappy meal now
much like a shot cat, he thought it was time to start stuffing my Mavis
Fritter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a toilet twinkie, I
wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty love mayonnaise draining from
my marmite motorway and all over my meaty hangers. After having my cod canyon
fucked, he then proceeded to slam my Oxo orifice. The slamming of my black hole
was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his bugger
king deep in my tradesman's entrance. He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich,
even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. The seemingly
never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from his flesh gordon soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. Hours of pounding like this would leave any
girl's spam castanets looking like badly battered road kill, and I was no
different! Inserting a gerbil into my oyster ditch got me pouring minge mucus
faster than a greased weasel shit. If I don't finger blast to get my tuna
tunnel tears weeping from my cod cave, his jade rod is going to leave my purple
cabbage resembling a horse's collar. With his chubstep plowing deep into my
meat purse, the sensation of his purple-headed trouser snake smashing my cervix
made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. My cake hole was so
full of cunt plunger and penis pudding, the gentleman's relish was sliming down
my chin and onto my fiery biscuits. My gashtray was trembling like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. I can't wait to consume the Da Vinci load from his jade
rod.