Authors: Amy Woods
By
now, my pink velvet sausage wallet was frothing like Augustus Gloop's mouth at
the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. He copped a giant colon cobra on my
chesticles just so he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The plowing
of my mud flap was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his
bald avenger deep in my fudge factory. He munched on my piss flaps, even though
I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. There was creamy
load flowing from his gristle missile and I was wetter than an English summer.
We were ready for more. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his cunt plunger plunged deeper into my soft tight anus.
My cake hole was so full of batter blaster and creamy load, the man fat was
draining down my chin and onto my chest puppies. The unrelenting orgasms from
his purple-headed trouser snake hammering my vibrator crater made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The feeling of his
creamy load dripping down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit. With my panty hamster now much like a manatee in yoga
pants, he thought it was time to start plunging my black hole. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to blast a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? My
slime hole was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Inserting a
15" spiked vibrator into my whispering eye got me ejecting tuna tunnel
tears faster than a greased weasel shit. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty penis pudding leaching from my brown eye and all over my beef curtains.
If I don't tune the tuna to get my flange custard flowing from my smush mitten,
his huge penis is going to leave my furburger resembling the Japanese flag. The
mixture of toilet twinkie and baby gravy in my poo pipe created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. With his muffbuster hammering deep into my
oyster ditch, the sensation of his spam javelin smashing my cervix made me
quiver like jelly. The pounding makes me eject my shrimp sap all over his jade
rod. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking
like a clown's pocket, and I was no different! I can't wait to devour the
creamy load from his turgid terror truncheon. The seemingly never-ending
streams of baby gravy emanating from his thrill drill soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. I awoke the next morning with my clunge pool still flowing.
I thought it was over but his mutton dagger had other ideas. When he removed
his skeleton king from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the
sewer trout off his cream reaper. After having my gaping clam cavern slammed,
he then proceeded to hammer my other vagina. Some girls are happy just to strum
the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 15"
spiked vibrator in my whispering eye and my fist up my turd-herder. It was bliss
having his battering ram probed inside me again; stuffing my carp cavity with
my fist just didn't get my split peach squirting like it used to.
I
awoke the next morning with my chamber of squelch still leaking. I thought it
was over but his love lollipop had other ideas. Now, I've been told the sperm
bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his slut slayer made my flange
custard weep like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's
chocolate river. I can't wait to gobble the magician's wax from his pink
tractor beam. My chamber of squelch was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a
car battery. The mixture of stink pickle and cock snot in my mud flap created
the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. The plowing makes me spritz
my fallopian fish stock all over his brie baton. The feeling of his penis
pudding oozing down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than a greased
weasel shit. By now, my cum dumpster was draining like a jizz waterfall. After
having my ruby cave pounded, he then proceeded to raid my marmite motorway.
Inserting a gerbil into my vaginal bacon buffet got me spritzing sex wee faster
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He munched on my vertical garden, even
though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. There was steamin'
semen draining from his tallywacker and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We
were ready for more. If I don't audition the finger puppets to get my flange
custard dripping from my quim, his brie baton is going to leave my piss flaps
resembling a clown's pocket. With my beef curtains now much like a hippo's
yawn, he thought it was time to start shoving my other vagina. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to drop a butt nugget, I wondered? The unrelenting
orgasms from his chubstep plowing my hot pocket made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. He pitched a giant
footlong fudge bullet on my tatas just so he could gobble it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. The hammering of my mud flap was so vigorous, he soon found his
kids on a swing joining his one-eyed milkman deep in my turd cutter. Some girls
are happy just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my clam-flavoured
pothole and an egg timer up my fart valve. With his stilton sword thrusting
deep into my mound of love pudding, the sensation of his vein cane smashing my
cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Hours of
pounding like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like Brian May's
plughole, and I was no different! When he removed his spam javelin from my
brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the stink pickle off his
blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his Ocean's 11 Inches slid deeper into my fart
valve. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his
clunger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My throat was so full of
womb ferret and man fat, the cock custard was foaming down my chin and onto my
cans. Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish sliming from
my poo pipe and all over my beef curtains.
I
awoke the next morning with my sperm socket still foaming. I thought it was
over but his clunger had other ideas. I can't wait to consume the ectoplasm
from his battering ram. The mixture of toilet twinkie and steamin' semen in my
poo pipe created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. My tuna canal
was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Inserting an
antique doorknob into my municipal cockwash got me spritzing minge monsoon
faster than a greased weasel shit. When he removed his cream reaper from my
brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the toilet twinkie off his
cheese-crusted cock. He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd had my
redwings for the best part of a week. With my clap flaps now much like a darts
team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time to start shoving my brown mile. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to arc a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered?
After having my ground zero grotto pounded, he then proceeded to thrust my turd
cutter. The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his spam
dagger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He arced a giant corn-eyed
butt snake on my love bubbles just so he could gobble it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my fallopian fish stock
slobbering from my gashtray, his cervix cigar is going to leave my purple
cabbage resembling Terry Waite's allotment. With his womb ferret raiding deep
into my ladytown, the sensation of his one-eyed milkman smashing my cervix made
me quiver like jelly. The feeling of his baby gravy slobbering down my throat
got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a
ripped out fireplace, and I was no different! It was bliss having his balony
pony slid inside me again; stuffing my mound of love pudding with a barbie doll
just didn't get my stench trench pouring like it used to. The unrelenting
orgasms from his bugger king thrusting my tuna canal made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. The thrusting makes me squirt
my flange custard all over his long-dong silver. The hammering of my other
vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his bald-headed
yogurt slinger deep in my turd-herder. There was love mayonnaise weeping from
his meaty member and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for
more. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his wrist-thick wand plunged deeper into my black hole. By now, my oyster
ditch was slobbering like a slavering dog. Now, I've been told the sperm bank
will accept my spit, but the sight of his cervix cigar made my fallopian fish
stock froth like a slug in a salt mine. Some girls are happy just to fish for
pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a barbie doll in
my clearing in the woods and a 9-iron up my Oxo orifice. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty cock custard frothing from my mud flap and all over my
fishy flaps.
Within
no time, I could feel the shitty love mayonnaise trickling from my cocoa
channel and all over my vertical garden. My birth cannon was trembling like a
tasered slab of chopped liver. The mixture of stink pickle and ectoplasm in my
balloon knot created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. He
munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd had my redwings for the best
part of a week. The feeling of his man fat leaking down my throat got my pussy
batter flowing quicker than snot off a whip. The seemingly never-ending streams
of penis pudding emanating from his chubstep soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. It was bliss having his piss pipe shoved inside me again;
stuffing my depravity cavity with a squash just didn't get my salmon slit
ejecting like it used to. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his spam javelin slid deeper into my turd cutter. There
was penis pudding slobbering from his clunger and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. After having my soft-shelled tuna
taco slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my poo pipe. I awoke the next morning
with my calamari cockring still leaching. I thought it was over but his bugger
king had other ideas. My cake hole was so full of vein cane and cock snot, the
cock snot was dribbling down my chin and onto my rack. Some girls are happy
just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my fuck gutter and a
lightbulb up my mud flap. The unrelenting orgasms from his thrill drill
thrusting my shame portal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
dyslexic on Countdown. I can't wait to devour the magician's wax from his
skeleton king. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's roast beef
platter looking like a clown's pocket, and I was no different! Now, I've seen
more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his love
lollipop made my vertical moisture weep like someone had poured fairy liquid
into Niagara Falls. The pounding makes me eject my shrimp sap all over his cunt
plunger. With my purple cabbage now much like a shot cat, he thought it was
time to start ramming my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to ease a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? If I don't play the clitar to get
my minge monsoon draining from my smush mitten, his wrist-thick wand is going
to leave my spam castanets resembling Pete Burns' lips. With his cunt stretcher
plowing deep into my calamari cockring, the sensation of his huge penis
smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. When he
removed his purple-headed trouser snake from my brown eye, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to consume the butt nugget off his jade rod. Inserting an egg
timer into my front bum got me surging clunge gunge faster than snot off a
whip. The pounding of my brown mile was so vigorous, he soon found his
jingle-jangle jewellery joining his mutton dagger deep in my mud flap. By now,
my sperm socket was dripping like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy
Wonka's chocolate river.
After
having my penis pothole fucked, he then proceeded to slam my poop chute. I
awoke the next morning with my ground zero grotto still foaming. I thought it
was over but his muffbuster had other ideas. My furry cup was trembling like an
epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. If I don't fluff the muff to get my minge
monsoon dripping from my frilling pink golf bag, his greasy slimelight is going
to leave my hairy goblet resembling a stuntman's knee. The unrelenting orgasms
from his spunk-filled spam rocket fucking my ladytown made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. It was bliss having his
devil's bagpipe slid inside me again; stuffing my wizards sleeve with a 9-iron
just didn't get my oyster ditch spouting like it used to. There was cock
custard leaching from his wrist-thick wand and I was wetter than a bathmaid's
elbow. We were ready for more. Inserting a 9-iron into my vaginal bacon buffet
got me spraying clunge gunge faster than a greased weasel shit. The feeling of
his cock custard oozing down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. By now, my frilling pink golf bag was seeping
like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his cunt plunger stuffed deeper into
my mud flap. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of
his cervix cigar made my pussy batter slobber like there was a midget inside me
with a super soaker. With my beef curtains now much like a motorway pileup, he
thought it was time to start probing my cocoa channel. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to pinch off a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? He crowned a giant
hardened fudge nugget on my mammaries just so he could chow down on it up like
a bulldog eating porridge. He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd
been up on bricks for the best part of a week. The mixture of toilet twinkie
and cock custard in my brown mile created the delicious porthole pudding that
he was so fond of. My throat was so full of disco stick and baby gravy, the
magician's wax was dribbling down my chin and onto my tatas. The seemingly
never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his skeleton king soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Hours of fucking like this would leave
any girl's piss flaps looking like a horse's collar, and I was no different! I
can't wait to gobble the Da Vinci load from his meaty member. With his
blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon slamming deep into my cod crater, the
sensation of his Ocean's 11 Inches smashing my cervix made me quake like a rat
on acid. The pounding makes me spritz my spaff all over his throbbing quim
dagger. When he removed his tallywacker from my vintage golf bag, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to lap the Mr. Hanky off his cunt plunger. Some girls are
happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having my fist in my front bum and a number of chillies up my puckered brown
eye. The fucking of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking
balls joining his balony pony deep in my balloon knot.