Authors: Amy Woods
Inserting
my fist into my moose knuckle got me spattering clunge gunge faster than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. My cake hole was so full of long-dong silver
and gentleman's relish, the cock custard was slobbering down my chin and onto my
love bubbles. The plowing makes me flow my vertical moisture all over his
blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. Hours of hammering like this would leave any
girl's spam castanets looking like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, and I
was no different! He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd had my
redwings for the best part of a week. The hammering of my cocoa channel was so
vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his washington monument deep in
my poop chute. It was bliss having his stilton spear shoved inside me again;
stuffing my one slice toaster with a 9-iron just didn't get my herring hole
spattering like it used to. I can't wait to devour the magician's wax from his
blind butler. The unrelenting orgasms from his love lollipop fucking my stench
trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. I
awoke the next morning with my herring hole still flowing. I thought it was
over but his devil's bagpipe had other ideas. After having my carp cavity
fucked, he then proceeded to plow my brown mile. The seemingly never-ending
streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his ramrod soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. My smush mitten was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped
liver. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having my fist in my wizards sleeve and a gerbil up
my fudge factory. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his battering ram slid deeper into my other vagina. If I don't
fluff the muff to get my fallopian fish stock dribbling from my vibration
station, his flesh gordon is going to leave my vertical smile resembling a
bucket of smashed crabs. With my piss flaps now much like a bulldog in a
windtunnel, he thought it was time to start shoving my vintage golf bag. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to pitch a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered?
Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his turgid
terror truncheon made my tuna tunnel tears drip like there was a midget inside
me with a super soaker. He curled a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my twin peaks
just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. There was cock snot
frothing from his greasy kebab skewer and I was wetter than an Italian cruise
ship. We were ready for more. With his bugger king raiding deep into my meat
purse, the sensation of his womb raider smashing my cervix made me quiver like
Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty love mayonnaise dripping from my fart valve and all over my flappy meal.
When he removed his thrill drill from my ring piece, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait
to chow down on the stink pickle off his long-dong silver. The mixture of
footlong fudge bullet and cock custard in my Mavis Fritter created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. The feeling of his baby gravy
leaching down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than a greased
weasel shit.
Some
girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a lightbulb in my furry cup and an antique doorknob up my soft
tight anus. The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his
muffbuster soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With my vertical smile
now much like the south end of a badger going north, he thought it was time to
start ramming my old dirt road. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop
a colon cobra, I wondered? Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my
spit, but the sight of his ample cock made my minge monsoon dribble like Adele
waiting for Greggs to open. The feeling of his steamin' semen slobbering down
my throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit.
My cake hole was so full of spunk-filled spam rocket and cock snot, the baby
gravy was flowing down my chin and onto my boobage. The raiding of my ring
piece was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his
greasy slimelight deep in my soft tight anus. With his tallywacker thrusting
deep into my shame portal, the sensation of his brie baton smashing my cervix
made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty penis pudding seeping from my brown eye and all over my
lunchmeat. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and magician's wax in my Mavis Fritter
created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. My spunk dungeon
was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. After having my
municipal cockwash hammered, he then proceeded to plow my brown mile. He curled
a giant footlong fudge bullet on my love bubbles just so he could lap it up
like a pig at a trough. By now, my ground zero grotto was sliming like there
was a midget inside me with a super soaker. The thrusting makes me flood my
minge mucus all over his mutton dagger. Hours of fucking like this would leave
any girl's fishy flaps looking like that bathroom door in The Shining, and I
was no different! Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his jebend rammed deeper into my turd cutter. It was bliss
having his ample cock rammed inside me again; stuffing my stench trench with a
10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my enchilada of love
squirting like it used to. I can't wait to gobble the gentleman's relish from
his tallywacker. There was love piss draining from his master of ceremonies and
I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. If I don't get a
stinky pinky to get my minge monsoon foaming from my gashtray, his love muscle
is going to leave my meaty hangers resembling a bulldog in a windtunnel. He
munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for
the best part of a week. The unrelenting orgasms from his one-eyed milkman
slamming my Quimcy, M.E. made me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph
Fritzel on MTV Cribs. Inserting a gerbil into my cock holster got me splurging
fallopian fish stock faster than snot off a whip. When he removed his one-eyed
milkman from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the hardened fudge
nugget off his clunger.
If
I don't flick the bean to get my flange custard weeping from my wizards sleeve,
his cheese-crusted cock is going to leave my lunchmeat resembling a bulldog
licking piss from a thistle. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my stench trench
and a squash up my tradesman's entrance. There was creamy load flowing from his
ample cock and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. The
feeling of his ectoplasm haemorrhaging down my throat got my beige slime
flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his greasy kebab skewer
slid deeper into my poop chute. The fucking makes me spritz my flange custard
all over his giggle stick. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's
relish emanating from his cheese-crusted cock soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. The slamming of my brown mile was so vigorous, he soon found
his two amigos joining his love muscle deep in my vintage golf bag. By now, my
wizards sleeve was leaking like a rabid dog. After having my salmon slit
slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my brown eye. The mixture of colon cobra
and cock snot in my old dirt road created the delicious rectoplasm that he was
so fond of. When he removed his spam dagger from my Oxo orifice, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to suck the toilet twinkie off his batter blaster. He rolled a
giant sewer trout on my chesticles just so he could devour it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. With his kebeb skewer fucking deep into my enchilada of love, the
sensation of his womb ferret smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali
on a tumble dryer. My mouth was so full of cunt stretcher and steamin' semen,
the ectoplasm was oozing down my chin and onto my boobage. Inserting an antique
doorknob into my salmon slit got me pouring spaff faster than a greased weasel
shit. He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd been on the rag for the
best part of a week. It was bliss having his cunt stretcher stuffed inside me
again; stuffing my cum dumpster with a barbie doll just didn't get my pink
velvet sausage wallet spraying like it used to. With my panty hamster now much
like a motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start stuffing my other
vagina. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a corn-eyed butt
snake, I wondered? I can't wait to gobble the steamin' semen from his ample
cock. My quim was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Now,
I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his clunger made
my sex wee leach like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's
chocolate river. The unrelenting orgasms from his womb raider hammering my
sperm socket made me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV
Cribs. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's furburger looking
like a twisted slipper, and I was no different! Within no time, I could feel
the shitty man fat dribbling from my balloon knot and all over my beef
curtains.
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
purple-headed trouser snake plunged deeper into my balloon knot. He munched on
my hairy goblet, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best
part of a week. If I don't buff the muff to get my flange custard frothing from
my cod canyon, his skin flute is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling a
twisted slipper. By now, my slime hole was oozing like a broken fridge freezer.
The mixture of stink pickle and love piss in my cocoa channel created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending
streams of cock custard emanating from his love lollipop soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a barbie doll into my depravity cavity got
me flowing minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. After having my vibrator
crater fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my black hole. Now, I've had more hands
up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his cumtree made my clunge gunge weep
like a broken coffee maker. When he removed his mutton dagger from my other
vagina, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the colon cobra off his eight inches
of throbbing pink jesus. Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load
sliming from my rusty bullet hole and all over my meaty hangers. The feeling of
his magician's wax seeping down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker
than a greased weasel shit. I can't wait to suck the creamy load from his
chorizo howitzer. I awoke the next morning with my quim still leaching. I
thought it was over but his blind butler had other ideas. With his devil's
bagpipe plowing deep into my tuna canal, the sensation of his thrill drill
smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. It was
bliss having his ample cock rammed inside me again; stuffing my mound of love
pudding with a barbie doll just didn't get my clunge pool gushing like it used
to. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like
an over inflated dinghy, and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from
his meaty member hammering my sperm socket made me come so hard, I began
sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. Some girls are happy just to study
english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my front bum and a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster up my puckered brown eye. The raiding of my balloon knot was so
vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his ramrod deep in my black
hole. My vibration station was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
The plowing makes me spit my minge monsoon all over his sperminator. He
launched a giant butt nugget on my sweater puppies just so he could suck it up
like a pig at a trough. With my spam castanets now much like the south end of a
badger going north, he thought it was time to start stuffing my poo pipe. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to crown a colon cobra, I wondered? My
cake hole was so full of turgid terror truncheon and penis pudding, the
magician's wax was leaching down my chin and onto my mammaries.
The
seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his flesh gordon soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Some girls are happy just to audition
the finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an
egg timer in my cod canyon and my fist up my puckered brown eye. Inserting a
lightbulb into my stench trench got me flooding fallopian fish stock faster
than snot off a whip. My mouth was so full of master of ceremonies and baby
gravy, the man fat was slobbering down my chin and onto my love bubbles. He
arced a giant toilet twinkie on my fiery biscuits just so he could chow down on
it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I can't wait to suck the love mayonnaise
from his batter blaster. The feeling of his Da Vinci load slobbering down my throat
got my beige slime flowing quicker than snot off a whip. The plowing of my
other vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his
stilton spear deep in my fudge factory. He munched on my vertical smile, even
though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. My pink
velvet sausage wallet was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert.
The mixture of colon cobra and love mayonnaise in my cocoa channel created the
delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning with my
cock holster still weeping. I thought it was over but his wrist-thick wand had
other ideas. After having my cod crater thrusted, he then proceeded to thrust
my other vagina. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of
my worries as his ramrod probed deeper into my rusty bullet hole. There was
cock custard sliming from his giggle stick and I was wetter than a well diggers
arse. We were ready for more. Hours of pounding like this would leave any
girl's clap flaps looking like the south end of a badger going north, and I was
no different! It was bliss having his one-eyed monster probed inside me again;
stuffing my shame portal with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just
didn't get my birth cannon spraying like it used to. The unrelenting orgasms
from his love muscle hammering my slime hole made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. With my furburger now much like a
darts team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time to start stuffing my puckered
brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a toilet twinkie, I
wondered? If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my sex wee flowing from my moose
knuckle, his all-beef thermometer is going to leave my beef curtains resembling
a twisted slipper. The pounding makes me flood my spaff all over his
blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand
Province, but the sight of his cunt plunger made my beige slime froth like
there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty gentleman's relish flowing from my fart valve and all over my
vertical smile. By now, my municipal cockwash was haemorrhaging like Augustus
Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. When he removed
his cervix cigar from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see
a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow
down on the sewer trout off his cumtree.