Authors: Amy Woods
When
he removed his devil's bagpipe from my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to devour the sewer trout off his one-eyed milkman. It was bliss
having his spunk-filled spam rocket rammed inside me again; stuffing my penis
pothole with a gerbil just didn't get my birth cannon gushing like it used to.
Some girls are happy just to study english cliterature when they're alone, but
I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my furry cup and
my fist up my ring piece. The plowing of my brown eye was so vigorous, he soon
found his trouser conkors joining his mutton dagger deep in my other vagina.
The seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his disco
stick soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My mouth was so full of huge
penis and steamin' semen, the love piss was seeping down my chin and onto my
mammaries. He pinched off a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my mammaries just so
he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. With my panty
hamster now much like a rabid baboon's arse, he thought it was time to start
stuffing my ring piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a
stink pickle, I wondered? Inserting a lightbulb into my clunge pool got me
pouring flange custard faster than snot off a whip. Hours of plowing like this
would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like a darts team's
goalkeeper, and I was no different! If I don't fluff the muff to get my spaff
foaming from my clam-flavoured pothole, his Nelson's Column is going to leave
my beef curtains resembling a clown's pocket. I can't wait to devour the penis
pudding from his slut slayer. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province,
but the sight of his flesh gordon made my beige slime dribble like someone had
poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
steamin' semen leaking from my other vagina and all over my lunchmeat. The
unrelenting orgasms from his tenderloin truncheon thrusting my wunder down
under made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his wensleydale wand rammed deeper into my mud flap. The mixture of colon cobra
and creamy load in my puckered brown eye created the delicious sphincter sauce
that he was so fond of. The thrusting makes me spritz my tuna tunnel tears all
over his greasy kebab skewer. I awoke the next morning with my wunder down
under still weeping. I thought it was over but his stilton sword had other
ideas. He munched on my fishy flaps, even though I'd been on the rag for the
best part of a week. By now, my spunk dungeon was trickling like a slavering
dog. With his cumtree plowing deep into my south mouth, the sensation of his
cunt stretcher smashing my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. My birth
cannon was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. The feeling
of his gentleman's relish haemorrhaging down my throat got my minge monsoon
flowing quicker than snot off a whip. There was ectoplasm slobbering from his
giggle stick and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more.
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his batter
blaster rammed deeper into my Oxo orifice. By now, my mound of love pudding was
leaching like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate
river. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight
of his gristle missile made my beige slime seep like a hungry pig at a trough.
If I don't flick the bean to get my minge monsoon draining from my whispering
eye, his ample cock is going to leave my vertical smile resembling the Japanese
flag. With my lunchmeat now much like a sand blasted tomato, he thought it was
time to start sliding my tradesman's entrance. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to cut a toilet twinkie, I wondered? It was bliss having his kebeb
skewer rammed inside me again; stuffing my fuck gutter with a lightbulb just
didn't get my ladytown spouting like it used to. My hot pocket was trembling
like jelly. When he removed his love muscle from my chocolate starfish, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to suck the Mr. Hanky off his giggle stick. He pinched off a
giant butt nugget on my rack just so he could devour it up like a bulldog
eating porridge. I awoke the next morning with my one slice toaster still
flowing. I thought it was over but his tallywacker had other ideas. With his
greasy slimelight slamming deep into my enchilada of love, the sensation of his
flesh gordon smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble
dryer. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and man fat in my tradesman's
entrance created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. The
seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his tallywacker
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a number of chillies
into my Quimcy, M.E. got me flowing tuna tunnel tears faster than greased shit
off a shiny shovel. After having my fuck gutter slammed, he then proceeded to
pound my fudge factory. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's
clap flaps looking like a manatee in yoga pants, and I was no different! My
throat was so full of huge penis and ectoplasm, the man fat was dripping down
my chin and onto my twin peaks. The feeling of his cock snot draining down my
throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm draining from my brown mile and all
over my fishy flaps. I can't wait to chow down on the cock snot from his pink
tractor beam. He munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been on the rag
for the best part of a week. There was cock custard foaming from his timed
slimer and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. The
hammering of my brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining
his stilton spear deep in my poo pipe. Some girls are happy just to tune the
tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of
chillies in my ruby cave and a lightbulb up my turd-herder. The unrelenting
orgasms from his cunt plunger fucking my whispering eye made me come so hard, I
began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs.
He
extruded a giant Mr. Hanky on my breasticles just so he could consume it up
like a bulldog eating porridge. If I don't fluff the muff to get my fallopian
fish stock flowing from my depravity cavity, his washington monument is going
to leave my hairy goblet resembling a twisted slipper. Hours of hammering like
this would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like a gutted trout, and I
was no different! By now, my hot pocket was flowing like a hungry pig at a
trough. Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a gerbil in my furry cup and a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster up my ring piece. I awoke the next morning with my
south mouth still foaming. I thought it was over but his piss pipe had other
ideas. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his
greasy kebab skewer made my minge monsoon ooze like a broken fridge freezer.
The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his Ocean's
11 Inches soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to gobble
the creamy load from his jebend. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my
cod crater got me gushing minge monsoon faster than snot off a whip. When he
removed his Ocean's 11 Inches from my Oxo orifice, he was pleasantly surprised
to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
gobble the corn-eyed butt snake off his throbbing quim dagger. The feeling of
his love piss trickling down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than
snot off a whip. There was Da Vinci load haemorrhaging from his blind butler
and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. With my roast
beef platter now much like a twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start
sliding my black hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch a
butt nugget, I wondered? After having my tuna canal fucked, he then proceeded
to slam my Oxo orifice. My mouth was so full of piss pipe and man fat, the man
fat was flowing down my chin and onto my mammaries. The pounding makes me
spritz my sex wee all over his love muscle. The mixture of colon cobra and
creamy load in my mud flap created the delicious rectal stew that he was so
fond of. My hot pocket was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat sliming from my turd-herder and
all over my flappy meal. With his piss pipe thrusting deep into my smush
mitten, the sensation of his turgid terror truncheon smashing my cervix made me
quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. The hammering of my rusty
bullet hole was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his jebend
deep in my turd-herder. He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd
been up on bricks for the best part of a week. It was bliss having his greasy
kebab skewer plunged inside me again; stuffing my frilling pink golf bag with a
15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my carp cavity spritzing like it used
to. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam javelin thrusting my tuna canal made
me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot.
My
throat was so full of love lollipop and penis pudding, the Da Vinci load was
leaking down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. Now, I've been shot over more
times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his blue-veined custard chucker made my
sex wee slobber like a jizz waterfall. He arced a giant hardened fudge nugget
on my fiery biscuits just so he could lap it up like a pig at a trough. With
his turgid terror truncheon fucking deep into my wizards sleeve, the sensation
of his womb ferret smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. I
can't wait to gobble the cock snot from his stilton sword. I awoke the next
morning with my chlamydia canal still dribbling. I thought it was over but his
wensleydale wand had other ideas. Some girls are happy just to audition the
finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique
doorknob in my shamevelope and a number of chillies up my rusty sherif's badge.
Inserting an antique doorknob into my stench trench got me spattering spaff
faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. With my furburger now much like
badly battered road kill, he thought it was time to start plunging my brown
eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a stink pickle, I
wondered? The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and love piss in my mud flap
created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The unrelenting
orgasms from his purple-headed trouser snake plowing my furry cup made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty love mayonnaise trickling from my cocoa channel and all over my
panty hamster. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of
my worries as his bald avenger shoved deeper into my fart valve. By now, my
pink velvet sausage wallet was flowing like a leaky tap. The fucking makes me
gush my tuna tunnel tears all over his wensleydale wand. The slamming of my
rusty sherif's badge was so vigorous, he soon found his clock weights joining
his womb ferret deep in my shit winker. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get
my sex wee slobbering from my wunder down under, his piss pipe is going to
leave my spam castanets resembling a twisted slipper. He munched on my hairy
goblet, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. When
he removed his blind butler from my ring piece, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on
the hardened fudge nugget off his cunt plunger. The seemingly never-ending
streams of cock snot emanating from his meaty member soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's velcro
triangle looking like a bulldog in a windtunnel, and I was no different! After
having my carp cavity hammered, he then proceeded to slam my chocolate
starfish. My enchilada of love was trembling like a shitting dog. The feeling
of his cock snot dripping down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. It was bliss having his cumtree rammed inside
me again; stuffing my stench trench with a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster just didn't get my herring hole spattering like it used to.
After
having my tuna canal thrusted, he then proceeded to raid my chocolate starfish.
If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my fallopian fish stock leaching from my
municipal cockwash, his devil's bagpipe is going to leave my purple cabbage
resembling a ripped out fireplace. The feeling of his creamy load frothing down
my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty love piss frothing from my mud flap and all
over my panty hamster. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's meaty
hangers looking like a stamped bat, and I was no different! He rolled a giant
corn-eyed butt snake on my mammaries just so he could devour it up like a pig
at a trough. My throat was so full of chubstep and love mayonnaise, the creamy
load was dribbling down my chin and onto my rack. I can't wait to consume the
ectoplasm from his flesh gordon. The seemingly never-ending streams of love
mayonnaise emanating from his womb raider soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. I awoke the next morning with my furry cup still trickling. I thought it
was over but his womb ferret had other ideas. With my beef curtains now much
like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, he thought it was time to start
sliding my brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a butt
nugget, I wondered? He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd been
on the rag for the best part of a week. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his veiny quim prod plunged deeper into my
tradesman's entrance. It was bliss having his love muscle slid inside me again;
stuffing my herring hole with a 9-iron just didn't get my chlamydia canal
squirting like it used to. By now, my calamari cockring was dribbling like a
rabid dog. With his bald avenger fucking deep into my shamevelope, the
sensation of his vein cane smashing my cervix made me quiver like a rat on
acid. When he removed his one-eyed milkman from my rusty sherif's badge, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to devour the footlong fudge bullet off his blind butler. The
mixture of footlong fudge bullet and cock custard in my vintage golf bag
created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Some girls are happy
just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
lightbulb in my tampon tunnel and my fist up my rusty sherif's badge. My cock
holster was trembling like a shitting dog. The pounding of my balloon knot was
so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his spam dagger deep in my
tradesman's entrance. The unrelenting orgasms from his blood-engorged
mayonnaise cannon slamming my cod crater made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. The hammering makes me spit my minge mucus
all over his blue-veined custard chucker. Now, I've been told the sperm bank
will accept my spit, but the sight of his spam dagger made my pussy batter flow
like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river.
There was gentleman's relish flowing from his slut slayer and I was wetter than
an English summer. We were ready for more.