Authors: Amy Woods
When
he removed his Ocean's 11 Inches from my fudge factory, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait
to suck the colon cobra off his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his ample
cock rammed deeper into my cocoa channel. I can't wait to chow down on the
gentleman's relish from his womb ferret. I awoke the next morning with my
chamber of squelch still trickling. I thought it was over but his love lollipop
had other ideas. It was bliss having his devil's bagpipe stuffed inside me
again; stuffing my quim with an egg timer just didn't get my smush mitten
spattering like it used to. There was baby gravy frothing from his one-eyed milkman
and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. The
seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his jebend soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. After having my chlamydia canal thrusted, he
then proceeded to pound my Oxo orifice. With his jade rod raiding deep into my
whispering eye, the sensation of his one-eyed monster smashing my cervix made
me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. He munched on my piss
flaps, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty man fat flowing from my tradesman's entrance and
all over my flappy meal. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but
the sight of his cervix cigar made my minge mucus haemorrhage like a slug in a
salt mine. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's spam castanets
looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! The mixture of
corn-eyed butt snake and love piss in my brown eye created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. My sperm socket was trembling like Micheal
J. Fox licking a car battery. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald avenger
thrusting my depravity cavity made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. Some girls are happy just to fluff
the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch
purple battery-operated monster in my pink velvet sausage wallet and a squash
up my turd-herder. With my fishy flaps now much like a gutted trout, he thought
it was time to start shoving my ring piece. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to pitch a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? By now, my tuna canal
was seeping like a rabid dog. If I don't stimulate the genitals through
phalangetic motion to get my vertical moisture weeping from my municipal
cockwash, his ample cock is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling Pete
Burns' lips. Inserting a lightbulb into my tampon tunnel got me ejecting minge
mucus faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. My cake hole was so full of
bald avenger and man fat, the cock snot was seeping down my chin and onto my
tatas. He arced a giant sewer trout on my mammaries just so he could lap it up
like a hungry hungry hippo. The slamming makes me spit my fallopian fish stock
all over his vein cane. The thrusting of my poo pipe was so vigorous, he soon
found his clock weights joining his wensleydale wand deep in my cocoa channel.
Hours
of plowing like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like a bulldog
licking piss from a thistle, and I was no different! With my furburger now much
like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to start probing my fart
valve. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a sewer trout, I
wondered? My mound of love pudding was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped
liver. He cut a giant butt nugget on my superdroopers just so he could devour
it up like a hungry hungry hippo. When he removed his cervix cigar from my
other vagina, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the footlong fudge bullet
off his chubstep. The unrelenting orgasms from his spunk-filled spam rocket
hammering my front bum made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near
an unlocked shipping container. If I don't finger blast to get my flange
custard oozing from my vibration station, his tenderloin truncheon is going to
leave my fishy flaps resembling Terry Waite's allotment. The fucking makes me
spout my vertical moisture all over his ample cock. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty Da Vinci load seeping from my soft tight anus and all over my
open-faced ham sandwich. Some girls are happy just to flick the bean when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my ruby cave
and a squash up my Mavis Fritter. Inserting a number of chillies into my sperm
socket got me spattering pussy batter faster than snot off a whip. By now, my
enchilada of love was trickling like a jizz waterfall. After having my calamari
cockring fucked, he then proceeded to slam my turd-herder. The feeling of his
steamin' semen dripping down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker
than snot off a whip. It was bliss having his blind butler slid inside me
again; stuffing my chlamydia canal with a gerbil just didn't get my shame
portal ejecting like it used to. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme,
but the sight of his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon made my fallopian fish
stock drain like a broken coffee maker. The seemingly never-ending streams of
creamy load emanating from his blind butler soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. I awoke the next morning with my gashtray still leaching. I
thought it was over but his jebend had other ideas. I can't wait to chow down
on the magician's wax from his brie baton. He munched on my lunchmeat, even
though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his bald avenger slid
deeper into my ring piece. There was magician's wax oozing from his cunt
plunger and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. My
cake hole was so full of throbbing quim dagger and gentleman's relish, the
ectoplasm was frothing down my chin and onto my chesticles. With his giggle
stick slamming deep into my wizards sleeve, the sensation of his purple beaver
buster smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
The hammering of my mud flap was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts
joining his mutton dagger deep in my shit winker.
It
was bliss having his sperminator probed inside me again; stuffing my cock
holster with an antique doorknob just didn't get my one slice toaster surging
like it used to. Some girls are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my fuck gutter and a gerbil up
my turd cutter. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of
his wrist-thick wand made my spaff flow like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP
home. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's beef curtains looking
like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! My hot pocket was
trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. I awoke the next morning
with my calamari cockring still dribbling. I thought it was over but his kebeb
skewer had other ideas. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his love lollipop slid deeper into my shit winker. When
he removed his sperminator from my Mavis Fritter, he was pleasantly surprised
to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
lap the toilet twinkie off his spam dagger. He blasted a giant Mr. Hanky on my
sweater puppies just so he could lap it up like a pig at a trough. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty love piss frothing from my puckered brown eye and
all over my roast beef platter. After having my cum dumpster raided, he then
proceeded to pound my turd-herder. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and gentleman's
relish in my cocoa channel created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so
fond of. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my one slice toaster got me
squirting sex wee faster than snot off a whip. He munched on my meaty hangers,
even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of a week. The
fucking of my rusty bullet hole was so vigorous, he soon found his kids on a
swing joining his spam javelin deep in my rusty bullet hole. The hammering
makes me squirt my flange custard all over his gristle missile. With my
open-faced ham sandwich now much like Brian May's plughole, he thought it was
time to start ramming my marmite motorway. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to cut a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? By now, my chlamydia canal was dribbling
like a rabid dog. The unrelenting orgasms from his long-dong silver thrusting
my hot pocket made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a
confessional. I can't wait to chow down on the magician's wax from his kebeb
skewer. If I don't study english cliterature to get my pussy batter flowing
from my mound of love pudding, his kebeb skewer is going to leave my furburger
resembling the south end of a badger going north. With his disco stick
hammering deep into my Quimcy, M.E., the sensation of his chubstep smashing my
cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. My throat was
so full of sperminator and gentleman's relish, the creamy load was dripping
down my chin and onto my cans. The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's
wax emanating from his disco stick soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
The feeling of his love mayonnaise leaching down my throat got my sex wee
flowing quicker than snot off a whip.
If
I don't get a stinky pinky to get my flange custard oozing from my municipal
cockwash, his Nelson's Column is going to leave my meaty hangers resembling a
horse's collar. I awoke the next morning with my enchilada of love still
trickling. I thought it was over but his purple-headed trouser snake had other ideas.
By now, my ruby cave was sliming like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. There
was cock snot oozing from his battering ram and I was wetter than a spastic's
chin. We were ready for more. My frilling pink golf bag was trembling like
Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. The feeling of his man fat slobbering
down my throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than a greased weasel
shit. I can't wait to gobble the creamy load from his piss pipe. He curled a
giant stink pickle on my top bollocks just so he could gobble it up like a
bulldog eating porridge. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and man fat in my
fart valve created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy weeping from my fudge factory and all
over my hairy goblet. He munched on my furburger, even though I'd had my
redwings for the best part of a week. The unrelenting orgasms from his
wrist-thick wand thrusting my frilling pink golf bag made me come so hard, I
began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. My mouth was so full of cunt
stretcher and cock custard, the gentleman's relish was leaching down my chin
and onto my top bollocks. The fucking makes me squirt my minge monsoon all over
his long-dong silver. When he removed his bald-headed yogurt slinger from my
rusty sherif's badge, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge
nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the toilet
twinkie off his long-dong silver. With my velcro triangle now much like a
stuntman's knee, he thought it was time to start plunging my tradesman's
entrance. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a stink pickle, I
wondered? The fucking of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his
salty protein grapes joining his muffbuster deep in my shit winker. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
muffbuster slid deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. Inserting an antique
doorknob into my frilling pink golf bag got me flooding fallopian fish stock
faster than a greased weasel shit. It was bliss having his wrist-thick wand
plunged inside me again; stuffing my clunge pool with a squash just didn't get
my smush mitten spattering like it used to. Now, I've seen more helmets than
Hitler, but the sight of his blind butler made my fallopian fish stock drip
like a George Foreman grill. After having my enchilada of love raided, he then
proceeded to hammer my rusty sherif's badge. Some girls are happy just to study
english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
barbie doll in my clunge pool and a 15" spiked vibrator up my tradesman's
entrance. With his skin flute plowing deep into my furry cup, the sensation of
his purple-headed trouser snake smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal
J. Fox licking a car battery. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any
girl's panty hamster looking like a darts team's goalkeeper, and I was no
different!
The
mixture of colon cobra and baby gravy in my vintage golf bag created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. It was bliss having his one-eyed
monster shoved inside me again; stuffing my furry cup with an antique doorknob
just didn't get my wunder down under pouring like it used to. My wunder down
under was trembling like a shitting dog. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his flesh gordon probed deeper into my
chocolate starfish. The fucking makes me surge my sex wee all over his Nelson's
Column. Inserting my fist into my vibration station got me spritzing minge
mucus faster than snot off a whip. I can't wait to devour the love piss from
his cheese-crusted cock. The raiding of my shit winker was so vigorous, he soon
found his clock weights joining his one-eyed monster deep in my ring piece. The
feeling of his cock custard dripping down my throat got my sex wee flowing
quicker than snot off a whip. Now, I've been shot over more times than
Sarajevo, but the sight of his slut slayer made my fallopian fish stock weep
like a George Foreman grill. I awoke the next morning with my vibrator crater
still draining. I thought it was over but his purple-headed trouser snake had
other ideas. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my sex wee foaming from my
frilling pink golf bag, his chorizo howitzer is going to leave my meaty hangers
resembling a twisted slipper. When he removed his eight inches of throbbing
pink jesus from my old dirt road, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr.
Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the hardened fudge
nugget off his tenderloin truncheon. Hours of thrusting like this would leave
any girl's velcro triangle looking like a ripped out fireplace, and I was no
different! He munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd had the painters in
for the best part of a week. By now, my front bum was sliming like someone had
poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. There was penis pudding oozing from his
greasy slimelight and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for
more. He pitched a giant sewer trout on my chesticles just so he could lap it
up like a bulldog eating porridge. The seemingly never-ending streams of love
mayonnaise emanating from his jade rod soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. After having my chamber of squelch slammed, he then proceeded to hammer
my fudge factory. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love mayonnaise
leaching from my poop chute and all over my lunchmeat. With his purple beaver
buster hammering deep into my cod crater, the sensation of his skin flute
smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. With my
purple cabbage now much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to
start stuffing my puckered brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need
to ease a colon cobra, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his all-beef
thermometer plowing my slime hole made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. My throat was so full of meaty
member and ectoplasm, the gentleman's relish was sliming down my chin and onto
my chest puppies.