Authors: Amy Woods
It
was bliss having his tallywacker probed inside me again; stuffing my cock
holster with a number of chillies just didn't get my penis pothole squirting
like it used to. With his vein cane raiding deep into my hatchet wound, the
sensation of his spunk-filled spam rocket smashing my cervix made me quake like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. My mouth was so full of blue-veined
custard chucker and steamin' semen, the love mayonnaise was frothing down my
chin and onto my twin peaks. Inserting a barbie doll into my hot pocket got me
spraying beige slime faster than a greased weasel shit. The mixture of toilet
twinkie and Da Vinci load in my fart valve created the delicious rectal stew
that he was so fond of. The hammering of my Mavis Fritter was so vigorous, he
soon found his family jewels joining his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon deep
in my black hole. By now, my cod crater was frothing like a jizz waterfall.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his gristle missile rammed deeper into my other vagina. I can't wait to lap the
ectoplasm from his battering ram. The seemingly never-ending streams of
steamin' semen emanating from his womb raider soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. He munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been on the
rag for the best part of a week. With my purple cabbage now much like a
motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start sliding my cocoa channel. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to arc a corn-eyed butt snake, I
wondered? I awoke the next morning with my carp cavity still dribbling. I
thought it was over but his love lollipop had other ideas. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty cock custard trickling from my Oxo orifice and all over
my lunchmeat. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the
sight of his one-eyed monster made my beige slime dribble like Wayne Rooney's
dick in an OAP home. My chamber of squelch was trembling like a tasered slab of
chopped liver. He curled a giant hardened fudge nugget on my cans just so he could
suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. There was creamy load weeping from
his stilton sword and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for
more. The plowing makes me pour my beige slime all over his skeleton king.
Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like a
bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! Some girls are happy just to
fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron
in my depravity cavity and a 15" spiked vibrator up my soft tight anus.
The feeling of his baby gravy flowing down my throat got my flange custard
flowing quicker than snot off a whip. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get
my shrimp sap trickling from my vibrator crater, his chorizo howitzer is going
to leave my flappy meal resembling that bathroom door in The Shining. When he
removed his battering ram from my poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the Mr.
Hanky off his washington monument. The unrelenting orgasms from his bugger king
slamming my gammon alley made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind
lesbian in a fish shop.
By
now, my meat purse was slobbering like a hungry pig at a trough. My ground zero
grotto was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. He eased out a
giant corn-eyed butt snake on my fiery biscuits just so he could lap it up like
a hungry hungry hippo. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby
boom, but the sight of his purple beaver buster made my fallopian fish stock
slime like a George Foreman grill. When he removed his thrill drill from my
poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to lap the Mr. Hanky off his love lollipop. The feeling
of his Da Vinci load oozing down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and ectoplasm in
my mud flap created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his piss pipe slid deeper into my vintage golf bag. If I don't get a stinky
pinky to get my spaff slobbering from my hatchet wound, his muffbuster is going
to leave my vertical garden resembling a darts team's goalkeeper. Some girls
are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a gerbil in my tampon tunnel and a lightbulb up my shit winker.
It was bliss having his devil's bagpipe probed inside me again; stuffing my cod
cave with an antique doorknob just didn't get my penis pothole ejecting like it
used to. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load leaking from my
brown mile and all over my meaty hangers. The seemingly never-ending streams of
steamin' semen emanating from his skeleton king soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's fishy
flaps looking like the Japanese flag, and I was no different! There was magician's
wax draining from his one-eyed monster and I was wetter than an Italian cruise
ship. We were ready for more. With my vertical garden now much like a ripped
out fireplace, he thought it was time to start sliding my old dirt road. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to ease a colon cobra, I wondered? The
pounding makes me spout my beige slime all over his one-eyed milkman. I can't
wait to chow down on the cock snot from his one-eyed milkman. He munched on my
panty hamster, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part
of a week. With his devil's bagpipe slamming deep into my ladytown, the
sensation of his cervix cigar smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. Inserting a number of chillies into my tuna canal got me
splurging sex wee faster than snot off a whip. The thrusting of my turd cutter
was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his mutton dagger deep
in my other vagina. After having my gashtray slammed, he then proceeded to
pound my soft tight anus. My mouth was so full of mutton dagger and penis
pudding, the creamy load was dripping down my chin and onto my love bubbles.
The unrelenting orgasms from his giggle stick thrusting my bearded haddock
pasty made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco.
With
my piss flaps now much like a dropped burrito, he thought it was time to start
sliding my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
arc a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? The fucking of my puckered brown eye was so
vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his jebend deep in my rusty
bullet hole. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's vertical smile
looking like a rabid baboon's arse, and I was no different! When he removed his
throbbing quim dagger from my soft tight anus, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap
the butt nugget off his greasy kebab skewer. With his disco stick fucking deep
into my clunge pool, the sensation of his ample cock smashing my cervix made me
quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. If I don't strum the banjo to get
my vertical moisture slobbering from my vibrator crater, his pink tractor beam
is going to leave my vertical garden resembling a bulldog in a windtunnel. The
feeling of his ectoplasm oozing down my throat got my flange custard flowing
quicker than a greased weasel shit. He launched a giant colon cobra on my love
bubbles just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The plowing
makes me spout my fallopian fish stock all over his chubstep. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his gristle
missile probed deeper into my poop chute. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a
rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his cheese-crusted cock made my tuna
tunnel tears froth like a leaky tap. The mixture of butt nugget and love piss
in my Oxo orifice created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of.
There was steamin' semen leaking from his stilton spear and I was wetter than a
spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The seemingly never-ending streams of
love mayonnaise emanating from his skin flute soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. I can't wait to chow down on the man fat from his ample
cock. The unrelenting orgasms from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus
plowing my ground zero grotto made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
gypsy with a mortgage. By now, my tampon tunnel was flowing like Adele waiting
for Greggs to open. He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd been walking
the red carpet for the best part of a week. My furry cup was trembling like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
steamin' semen flowing from my black hole and all over my piss flaps. It was
bliss having his purple-headed trouser snake rammed inside me again; stuffing
my slime hole with an antique doorknob just didn't get my penis pothole
splurging like it used to. Inserting a lightbulb into my sperm socket got me
flooding minge monsoon faster than a greased weasel shit. After having my
depravity cavity pounded, he then proceeded to fuck my Mavis Fritter. Some
girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my
municipal cockwash and a lightbulb up my shit winker. My cake hole was so full
of mutton dagger and cock snot, the love mayonnaise was leaching down my chin
and onto my breasticles.
The
unrelenting orgasms from his ramrod hammering my mound of love pudding made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. I can't wait to lap the Da
Vinci load from his skin flute. The feeling of his love piss weeping down my
throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than snot off a whip. After having
my soft-shelled tuna taco plowed, he then proceeded to hammer my Mavis Fritter.
He dropped a giant sewer trout on my fiery biscuits just so he could chow down
on it up like a pig at a trough. It was bliss having his piss pipe slid inside
me again; stuffing my depravity cavity with a squash just didn't get my sperm
socket splurging like it used to. There was love piss seeping from his Nelson's
Column and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. The
hammering makes me spray my vertical moisture all over his purple-headed
trouser snake. By now, my chlamydia canal was flowing like a broken coffee
maker. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his one-eyed milkman shoved deeper into my black hole. Hours of
slamming like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like the
Japanese flag, and I was no different! My cake hole was so full of bugger king
and love piss, the Da Vinci load was flowing down my chin and onto my tatas. He
munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of
a week. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his
long-dong silver soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I awoke the next
morning with my cod cave still leaking. I thought it was over but his spam
dagger had other ideas. Inserting a lightbulb into my pink velvet sausage
wallet got me spouting spaff faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. When
he removed his bald avenger from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
devour the Mr. Hanky off his chubstep. If I don't stimulate the genitals
through phalangetic motion to get my sex wee leaching from my bearded haddock
pasty, his clunger is going to leave my clap flaps resembling a bulldog in a
windtunnel. Some girls are happy just to audition the finger puppets when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my birth
cannon and a 15" spiked vibrator up my fart valve. The raiding of my poop
chute was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his
one-eyed monster deep in my poo pipe. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
creamy load sliming from my poop chute and all over my vertical smile. The
mixture of hardened fudge nugget and creamy load in my vintage golf bag created
the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. My municipal cockwash was
trembling like a shitting dog. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi
during a baby boom, but the sight of his cervix cigar made my beige slime flow
like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. With his throbbing
quim dagger hammering deep into my kipper dinghy, the sensation of his cumtree
smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
After
having my gammon alley fucked, he then proceeded to plow my soft tight anus. By
now, my cod crater was flowing like a hungry pig at a trough. There was Da
Vinci load weeping from his chorizo howitzer and I was wetter than a bathmaid's
elbow. We were ready for more. He eased out a giant toilet twinkie on my chest
puppies just so he could devour it up like a bulldog eating porridge. He
munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part
of a week. With my clap flaps now much like a bulldog licking piss from a
thistle, he thought it was time to start ramming my brown mile. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to launch a butt nugget, I wondered? The slamming
makes me flood my sex wee all over his brie baton. My sperm socket was
trembling like a shitting dog. Hours of pounding like this would leave any
girl's velcro triangle looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different!
The feeling of his penis pudding seeping down my throat got my spaff flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. It was bliss having his Ocean's
11 Inches shoved inside me again; stuffing my depravity cavity with my fist
just didn't get my carp cavity flooding like it used to. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty penis pudding sliming from my soft tight anus and all
over my meaty hangers. When he removed his cunt stretcher from my chocolate
starfish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the sewer trout off his piss pipe.
Inserting a number of chillies into my bearded haddock pasty got me surging
pussy batter faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I can't wait to
devour the cock snot from his flesh gordon. The seemingly never-ending streams
of gentleman's relish emanating from his chorizo howitzer soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. The fucking of my brown mile was so vigorous, he soon
found his scroto baggins joining his cheese-crusted cock deep in my brown mile.
If I don't audition the finger puppets to get my pussy batter trickling from my
cod canyon, his cream reaper is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a
manatee in yoga pants. I awoke the next morning with my tuna canal still
seeping. I thought it was over but his kebeb skewer had other ideas. Some girls
are happy just to fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my soft-shelled
tuna taco and a squash up my brown eye. The mixture of stink pickle and love
piss in my cocoa channel created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond
of. The unrelenting orgasms from his turgid terror truncheon slamming my hot
pocket made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish
shop. My cake hole was so full of jebend and magician's wax, the cock custard
was frothing down my chin and onto my love bubbles. Now, I've seen more
foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his stilton spear
made my beige slime slobber like a broken fridge freezer. With his Nelson's
Column hammering deep into my kipper dinghy, the sensation of his Ocean's 11
Inches smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car
battery.