Authors: Amy Woods
With
his pink tractor beam slamming deep into my cod crater, the sensation of his
all-beef thermometer smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. The unrelenting orgasms from his womb raider thrusting
my tuna canal made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a
penguin shoot. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's roast beef
platter looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different! Some girls are
happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having my fist in my shame portal and a 9-iron up my other vagina. Inserting a
15" spiked vibrator into my cum dumpster got me spouting spaff faster than
a greased weasel shit. He munched on my roast beef platter, even though I'd had
my redwings for the best part of a week. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty creamy load haemorrhaging from my poo pipe and all over my open-faced
ham sandwich. The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his
long-dong silver soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With my spam
castanets now much like Terry Waite's allotment, he thought it was time to
start sliding my mud flap. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a
colon cobra, I wondered? My cake hole was so full of ramrod and love piss, the
love mayonnaise was dripping down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. I awoke
the next morning with my penis pothole still dripping. I thought it was over
but his jebend had other ideas. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept
my spit, but the sight of his bald avenger made my vertical moisture ooze like
a broken fridge freezer. The hammering of my chocolate starfish was so
vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his stilton spear deep in my
balloon knot. I can't wait to suck the love mayonnaise from his blind butler.
After having my kipper dinghy thrusted, he then proceeded to raid my ring
piece. The pounding makes me splurge my tuna tunnel tears all over his disco
stick. By now, my carp cavity was sliming like a George Foreman grill. When he
removed his chubstep from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the
butt nugget off his pink tractor beam. My Quimcy, M.E. was trembling like
Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. He blasted a giant hardened fudge
nugget on my chesticles just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. The mixture of stink pickle and man fat in my marmite motorway
created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his kebeb skewer
probed deeper into my balloon knot. There was steamin' semen dribbling from his
chubstep and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more.
If I don't buff the muff to get my vertical moisture leaching from my chlamydia
canal, his mutton dagger is going to leave my spam castanets resembling a
motorway pileup. It was bliss having his purple-headed trouser snake slid
inside me again; stuffing my calamari cockring with a barbie doll just didn't
get my penis pothole spritzing like it used to.
The
mixture of toilet twinkie and man fat in my marmite motorway created the
delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. My cock holster was trembling like
jelly. Inserting an antique doorknob into my smush mitten got me squirting
flange custard faster than a greased weasel shit. Some girls are happy just to
fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number
of chillies in my cod canyon and a 15" spiked vibrator up my fart valve.
The feeling of his love piss trickling down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He munched on my furburger, even
though I'd been walking the red carpet for the best part of a week. The
seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his
purple-headed trouser snake soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The
raiding of my black hole was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders
joining his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon deep in my marmite motorway. With
his vein cane fucking deep into my shamevelope, the sensation of his
wensleydale wand smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. My mouth was so
full of cervix cigar and Da Vinci load, the cock custard was haemorrhaging down
my chin and onto my chest puppies. There was ectoplasm leaching from his ramrod
and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. The
unrelenting orgasms from his batter blaster plowing my hatchet wound made me
come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. If I don't
play the clitar to get my beige slime leaching from my clearing in the woods,
his cheese-crusted cock is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a gutted
trout. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen haemorrhaging
from my mud flap and all over my open-faced ham sandwich. He pitched a giant
butt nugget on my chest puppies just so he could suck it up like a bulldog
eating porridge. I awoke the next morning with my birth cannon still trickling.
I thought it was over but his cunt stretcher had other ideas. When he removed
his purple-headed trouser snake from my fudge factory, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait
to chow down on the footlong fudge bullet off his pink tractor beam. The
raiding makes me squirt my fallopian fish stock all over his chorizo howitzer.
By now, my whispering eye was slobbering like a hungry pig at a trough. After
having my bearded haddock pasty slammed, he then proceeded to fuck my vintage
golf bag. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's clap flaps
looking like a clown's pocket, and I was no different! Now, I've seen more
foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his tallywacker
made my shrimp sap froth like a hungry pig at a trough. With my flappy meal now
much like a sand blasted tomato, he thought it was time to start sliding my
Mavis Fritter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a colon cobra,
I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his skeleton king probed deeper into my turd-herder. It was bliss
having his all-beef thermometer slid inside me again; stuffing my gammon alley
with an egg timer just didn't get my sperm socket ejecting like it used to.
The
thrusting of my brown mile was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos
joining his greasy kebab skewer deep in my other vagina. The feeling of his gentleman's
relish dribbling down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than snot
off a whip. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps
looking like the Japanese flag, and I was no different! If I don't fluff the
muff to get my spaff draining from my vibrator crater, his purple-headed
trouser snake is going to leave my furburger resembling the south end of a
badger going north. I awoke the next morning with my whispering eye still
draining. I thought it was over but his stilton spear had other ideas. Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his love
muscle slid deeper into my shit winker. Inserting a gerbil into my tampon
tunnel got me flowing spaff faster than snot off a whip. With his Ocean's 11
Inches thrusting deep into my bearded haddock pasty, the sensation of his
Ocean's 11 Inches smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a
tumble dryer. By now, my shamevelope was weeping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an
OAP home. He launched a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my love bubbles just so
he could gobble it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The raiding makes me spray my
fallopian fish stock all over his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus. The
seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his thrill drill
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to lap the love piss
from his jade rod. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen
weeping from my shit winker and all over my vertical garden. He munched on my
roast beef platter, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best
part of a week. It was bliss having his all-beef thermometer slid inside me
again; stuffing my gashtray with a squash just didn't get my ladytown surging
like it used to. When he removed his cheese-crusted cock from my poo pipe, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to chow down on the toilet twinkie off his all-beef thermometer.
After having my cum dumpster raided, he then proceeded to plow my poop chute.
The unrelenting orgasms from his mutton dagger raiding my cod crater made me
come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. Now, I've had
more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his cervix cigar made my
beige slime drain like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls.
There was magician's wax flowing from his one-eyed monster and I was wetter
than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The mixture of hardened fudge
nugget and love mayonnaise in my balloon knot created the delicious sphincter
sauce that he was so fond of. My frilling pink golf bag was trembling like a
tasered slab of chopped liver. With my hairy goblet now much like a shot cat,
he thought it was time to start ramming my chocolate starfish. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to drop a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? My cake
hole was so full of gristle missile and cock snot, the love piss was leaking
down my chin and onto my chest puppies.
If
I don't fish for pearls to get my pussy batter leaking from my quim, his
cheese-crusted cock is going to leave my furburger resembling a hippo's yawn.
Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his all-beef
thermometer made my minge mucus dribble like a jizz waterfall. I can't wait to
chow down on the love piss from his Ocean's 11 Inches. He copped a giant toilet
twinkie on my fiery biscuits just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a
trough. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his blue-veined custard chucker probed deeper into my marmite motorway.
There was magician's wax oozing from his brie baton and I was wetter than a
well diggers arse. We were ready for more. With my purple cabbage now much like
a gutted trout, he thought it was time to start probing my ring piece. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to cut a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered?
Within no time, I could feel the shitty love mayonnaise sliming from my rusty
bullet hole and all over my furburger. With his battering ram hammering deep
into my shamevelope, the sensation of his chorizo howitzer smashing my cervix
made me quake like jelly. The plowing makes me flood my clunge gunge all over
his muffbuster. My ruby cave was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
The feeling of his creamy load dripping down my throat got my minge mucus
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I awoke the next morning with my
vibration station still trickling. I thought it was over but his flesh gordon
had other ideas. By now, my pink velvet sausage wallet was leaking like a leaky
tap. After having my kipper dinghy hammered, he then proceeded to thrust my
shit winker. When he removed his wensleydale wand from my soft tight anus, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the footlong fudge bullet off his wrist-thick wand.
Some girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my slime
hole and a barbie doll up my poo pipe. The seemingly never-ending streams of
steamin' semen emanating from his bald avenger soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd been up on
bricks for the best part of a week. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and baby gravy in
my soft tight anus created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of.
The unrelenting orgasms from his spunk-filled spam rocket slamming my kipper
dinghy made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish
shop. My cake hole was so full of eight inches of throbbing pink jesus and
ectoplasm, the cock custard was foaming down my chin and onto my superdroopers.
It was bliss having his greasy slimelight shoved inside me again; stuffing my
kipper dinghy with an antique doorknob just didn't get my moose knuckle
ejecting like it used to. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's
panty hamster looking like a clown's pocket, and I was no different! The
plowing of my chocolate starfish was so vigorous, he soon found his clock
weights joining his skin flute deep in my old dirt road.
The
seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his chubstep
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The slamming makes me spit my
minge monsoon all over his giggle stick. There was Da Vinci load seeping from
his skin flute and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for
more. The unrelenting orgasms from his bugger king hammering my gaping clam cavern
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. My sperm socket was
trembling like a rat on acid. When he removed his cunt stretcher from my
turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the footlong fudge bullet
off his balony pony. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat dribbling
from my tradesman's entrance and all over my furburger. It was bliss having his
Ocean's 11 Inches probed inside me again; stuffing my one slice toaster with a
barbie doll just didn't get my frilling pink golf bag flooding like it used to.
By now, my cock holster was weeping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. I
awoke the next morning with my spunk dungeon still haemorrhaging. I thought it
was over but his jebend had other ideas. Some girls are happy just to study
english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my depravity cavity and a lightbulb up my fart valve.
With his timed slimer pounding deep into my cod canyon, the sensation of his
timed slimer smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but
the sight of his giggle stick made my sex wee foam like someone had poured
fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. With my vertical garden now much like a
twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start stuffing my chocolate
starfish. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pinch off a sewer trout,
I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his huge penis rammed deeper into my fart valve. He arced a giant
stink pickle on my love bubbles just so he could gobble it up like a bulldog
eating porridge. If I don't flick the bean to get my minge mucus foaming from
my stench trench, his balony pony is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a
shot cat. Inserting a squash into my wizards sleeve got me spouting spaff
faster than snot off a whip. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and cock snot
in my other vagina created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond
of. After having my spunk dungeon hammered, he then proceeded to thrust my
black hole. The feeling of his cock snot flowing down my throat got my pussy
batter flowing quicker than snot off a whip. He munched on my clap flaps, even
though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. I can't wait to
consume the love piss from his huge penis. Hours of raiding like this would
leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut, and
I was no different! My cake hole was so full of ramrod and steamin' semen, the
gentleman's relish was dripping down my chin and onto my chest puppies.
The
mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and magician's wax in my balloon knot created
the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The thrusting makes me
eject my sex wee all over his throbbing quim dagger. If I don't buff the muff
to get my flange custard flowing from my furry cup, his meaty member is going
to leave my furburger resembling a bulldog in a windtunnel. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty baby gravy seeping from my balloon knot and all over my
flappy meal. By now, my spunk dungeon was dribbling like a broken fridge freezer.
The feeling of his love piss slobbering down my throat got my shrimp sap
flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. It was bliss having his
stilton spear rammed inside me again; stuffing my enchilada of love with a
gerbil just didn't get my meat purse splurging like it used to. With my clap
flaps now much like a stuntman's knee, he thought it was time to start stuffing
my marmite motorway. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a Mr.
Hanky, I wondered? When he removed his purple beaver buster from my rusty
sherif's badge, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the toilet twinkie off his gristle
missile. My cod canyon was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. My
cake hole was so full of one-eyed milkman and Da Vinci load, the man fat was
foaming down my chin and onto my twin peaks. Now, I've seen more pricks than a
second hand dartboard, but the sight of his huge penis made my vertical
moisture trickle like a leaky tap. He munched on my furburger, even though I'd
been on the rag for the best part of a week. I can't wait to suck the steamin'
semen from his stilton spear. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his balony pony stuffed deeper into my ring piece. I
awoke the next morning with my ladytown still weeping. I thought it was over
but his spam javelin had other ideas. The raiding of my balloon knot was so
vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his giggle stick deep in my
other vagina. After having my gashtray slammed, he then proceeded to pound my
ring piece. He curled a giant toilet twinkie on my chest puppies just so he
could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. Inserting a 9-iron into my
salmon slit got me splurging vertical moisture faster than snot off a whip.
With his love muscle fucking deep into my kipper dinghy, the sensation of his
batter blaster smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble
dryer. The unrelenting orgasms from his blue-veined custard chucker fucking my
frilling pink golf bag made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near
an unlocked shipping container. Some girls are happy just to flick the bean
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my fuck
gutter and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my brown eye. There was
creamy load seeping from his devil's bagpipe and I was wetter than an Italian
cruise ship. We were ready for more. Hours of slamming like this would leave
any girl's panty hamster looking like Terry Waite's allotment, and I was no
different!