Authors: Amy Woods
With
his womb raider raiding deep into my cod canyon, the sensation of his thrill
drill smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. He
munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd had the painters in for the best
part of a week. If I don't strum the banjo to get my beige slime dribbling from
my cod cave, his jade rod is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a clown's
pocket. My ground zero grotto was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped
liver. My mouth was so full of kebeb skewer and man fat, the magician's wax was
leaking down my chin and onto my top bollocks. After having my cock holster
fucked, he then proceeded to thrust my brown mile. Hours of thrusting like this
would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like a gutted trout, and I was no
different! The thrusting makes me spray my clunge gunge all over his
sperminator. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but
the sight of his purple-headed trouser snake made my flange custard trickle
like a George Foreman grill. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his chubstep slid deeper into my mud flap. It was
bliss having his throbbing quim dagger probed inside me again; stuffing my
enchilada of love with an antique doorknob just didn't get my one slice toaster
ejecting like it used to. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's
relish emanating from his greasy slimelight soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. With my beef curtains now much like a twisted slipper, he
thought it was time to start ramming my mud flap. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to roll a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? The unrelenting
orgasms from his blue-veined custard chucker plowing my tuna canal made me come
so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. By now, my cod crater
was oozing like a slavering dog. Within no time, I could feel the shitty penis
pudding dripping from my chocolate starfish and all over my clap flaps. I awoke
the next morning with my one slice toaster still dribbling. I thought it was
over but his bald-headed yogurt slinger had other ideas. Inserting a 9-iron
into my carp cavity got me splurging vertical moisture faster than snot off a
whip. I can't wait to chow down on the creamy load from his blue-veined custard
chucker. He blasted a giant footlong fudge bullet on my breasticles just so he
could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The pounding of my
cocoa channel was so vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining
his cunt plunger deep in my balloon knot. When he removed his skeleton king
from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the stink pickle off his
gristle missile. The mixture of butt nugget and creamy load in my puckered
brown eye created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. There was
cock snot draining from his cunt plunger and I was wetter than an Italian
cruise ship. We were ready for more. The feeling of his cock custard slobbering
down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny
shovel.
There
was love mayonnaise slobbering from his piss pipe and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Some girls are happy just to audition
the finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
9-iron in my chlamydia canal and a lightbulb up my Mavis Fritter. When he
removed his Ocean's 11 Inches from my cocoa channel, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to consume the footlong fudge bullet off his stilton sword. The
raiding of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle
jewellery joining his long-dong silver deep in my shit winker. Inserting a
barbie doll into my ladytown got me splurging tuna tunnel tears faster than
snot off a whip. I awoke the next morning with my pink velvet sausage wallet
still seeping. I thought it was over but his love muscle had other ideas. The
mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and penis pudding in my rusty sherif's badge
created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. It was bliss
having his one-eyed monster rammed inside me again; stuffing my cock holster
with an egg timer just didn't get my calamari cockring pouring like it used to.
If I don't play the clitar to get my shrimp sap leaching from my smush mitten,
his washington monument is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling a
stamped bat. I can't wait to consume the creamy load from his giggle stick. The
seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his all-beef
thermometer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The plowing makes me
flow my beige slime all over his flesh gordon. The unrelenting orgasms from his
eight inches of throbbing pink jesus raiding my stench trench made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The feeling of his
penis pudding haemorrhaging down my throat got my flange custard flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He munched on my piss flaps, even
though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. With my hairy goblet
now much like a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time to start
plunging my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
launch a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? My throat was so full of gristle
missile and steamin' semen, the love piss was oozing down my chin and onto my
cans. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his
master of ceremonies made my clunge gunge foam like Augustus Gloop's mouth at
the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. After having my cum dumpster
fucked, he then proceeded to raid my tradesman's entrance. Hours of hammering
like this would leave any girl's open-faced ham sandwich looking like a
stuntman's knee, and I was no different! He cut a giant colon cobra on my
superdroopers just so he could chow down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo.
By now, my ground zero grotto was oozing like a jizz waterfall. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his bugger
king slid deeper into my chocolate starfish. My furry cup was trembling like a
tasered slab of chopped liver. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat
oozing from my chocolate starfish and all over my piss flaps.
After
having my cock holster fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my other vagina.
Inserting a squash into my sperm socket got me pouring beige slime faster than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. My throat was so full of eight inches of
throbbing pink jesus and love mayonnaise, the man fat was oozing down my chin
and onto my chesticles. I awoke the next morning with my chamber of squelch
still oozing. I thought it was over but his cervix cigar had other ideas. With
my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a horse's collar, he thought it was
time to start shoving my brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need
to cut a colon cobra, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his spunk-filled
spam rocket slamming my one slice toaster made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. If I don't play the clitar to get
my vertical moisture foaming from my gammon alley, his kebeb skewer is going to
leave my open-faced ham sandwich resembling a werewolf with it's throat cut. He
munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd had the painters in for the best
part of a week. I can't wait to lap the Da Vinci load from his blood-engorged
mayonnaise cannon. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise
emanating from his disco stick soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My
birth cannon was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The feeling of
his cock custard dribbling down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker
than snot off a whip. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby
boom, but the sight of his cunt plunger made my spaff leach like a hungry pig at
a trough. With his gristle missile hammering deep into my vibrator crater, the
sensation of his purple-headed trouser snake smashing my cervix made me quiver
like a shitting dog. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's panty
hamster looking like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, and I was no
different! Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat leaking from my fart
valve and all over my spam castanets. There was love piss draining from his
piss pipe and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The
mixture of stink pickle and baby gravy in my chocolate starfish created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his purple beaver buster
slid deeper into my mud flap. By now, my vibrator crater was dribbling like a
leaky tap. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but
I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my hatchet wound
and a squash up my marmite motorway. The hammering makes me squirt my spaff all
over his slut slayer. The raiding of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon
found his hairy walnuts joining his love muscle deep in my Mavis Fritter. When
he removed his cumtree from my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly surprised
to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
lap the sewer trout off his stilton sword. He extruded a giant butt nugget on
my tatas just so he could consume it up like a pig at a trough.
The
slamming makes me flood my spaff all over his eight inches of throbbing pink
jesus. Inserting a lightbulb into my ladytown got me spraying fallopian fish
stock faster than snot off a whip. The unrelenting orgasms from his purple
beaver buster slamming my stench trench made me come so hard, I began sweating
like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. By now, my cod crater was draining like a
jizz waterfall. He munched on my clap flaps, even though I'd been riding the
cotton pony for the best part of a week. After having my cock holster thrusted,
he then proceeded to hammer my mud flap. When he removed his cunt stretcher
from my balloon knot, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge
nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the toilet
twinkie off his batter blaster. My cake hole was so full of skeleton king and
cock custard, the man fat was dribbling down my chin and onto my top bollocks.
Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having an egg timer in my ladytown and a gerbil up my old dirt
road. With my velcro triangle now much like a bulldog in a windtunnel, he
thought it was time to start shoving my marmite motorway. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to pitch a toilet twinkie, I wondered? I awoke the next
morning with my oyster ditch still weeping. I thought it was over but his
one-eyed monster had other ideas. The feeling of his love piss flowing down my
throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than snot off a whip. There was
magician's wax foaming from his batter blaster and I was wetter than a
spastic's chin. We were ready for more. Now, I've seen more pricks than a
second hand dartboard, but the sight of his spam javelin made my beige slime
froth like a rabid dog. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss
trickling from my puckered brown eye and all over my beef curtains. It was
bliss having his vein cane shoved inside me again; stuffing my gaping clam
cavern with an antique doorknob just didn't get my birth cannon squirting like
it used to. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers
looking like a dropped burrito, and I was no different! The mixture of
corn-eyed butt snake and creamy load in my old dirt road created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his tenderloin truncheon rammed deeper
into my tradesman's entrance. My fuck gutter was trembling like jelly. The
seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his all-beef
thermometer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to gobble
the ectoplasm from his wensleydale wand. The fucking of my fart valve was so
vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his bald avenger deep in my
rusty sherif's badge. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my flange custard
flowing from my hot pocket, his clunger is going to leave my furburger
resembling that bathroom door in The Shining. He blasted a giant toilet twinkie
on my boobage just so he could gobble it up like a hungry hungry hippo.
The
mixture of butt nugget and gentleman's relish in my turd cutter created the
delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. By now, my fuck gutter was
dribbling like a rabid dog. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's
vertical garden looking like badly battered road kill, and I was no different!
My gashtray was trembling like a rat on acid. The seemingly never-ending
streams of cock snot emanating from his ramrod soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam javelin thrusting my
front bum made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.
It was bliss having his bugger king probed inside me again; stuffing my cock
holster with a number of chillies just didn't get my cod cave spraying like it
used to. He dropped a giant hardened fudge nugget on my chest puppies just so
he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I awoke the next morning
with my furry cup still leaching. I thought it was over but his skeleton king
had other ideas. The feeling of his Da Vinci load seeping down my throat got my
beige slime flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Some girls
are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having an egg timer in my vaginal bacon buffet and my fist up my rusty
bullet hole. The slamming makes me spit my clunge gunge all over his gristle
missile. With his stilton sword slamming deep into my cod crater, the sensation
of his chubstep smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a
car battery. With my vertical garden now much like Terry Waite's allotment, he
thought it was time to start shoving my chocolate starfish. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to blast a toilet twinkie, I wondered? When he removed
his one-eyed milkman from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume
the Mr. Hanky off his veiny quim prod. There was love piss leaching from his
cream reaper and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for
more. If I don't strum the banjo to get my minge monsoon slobbering from my
south mouth, his one-eyed monster is going to leave my velcro triangle
resembling a horse's collar. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his ample cock slid deeper into my rusty sherif's
badge. The thrusting of my puckered brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found
his love spuds joining his clunger deep in my other vagina. I can't wait to
consume the creamy load from his cheese-crusted cock. After having my chlamydia
canal hammered, he then proceeded to fuck my cocoa channel. Inserting a 9-iron
into my wunder down under got me pouring pussy batter faster than greased shit
off a shiny shovel. My throat was so full of balony pony and gentleman's
relish, the steamin' semen was foaming down my chin and onto my sweater
puppies. He munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd been riding the cotton
pony for the best part of a week. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
gentleman's relish flowing from my Mavis Fritter and all over my vertical
garden.