Authors: Amy Woods
By
now, my clam-flavoured pothole was haemorrhaging like a leaky tap. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty love mayonnaise draining from my puckered brown
eye and all over my spam castanets. The mixture of stink pickle and penis
pudding in my marmite motorway created the delicious sphincter sauce that he
was so fond of. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like John Wayne's
saddlebags, he thought it was time to start sliding my ring piece. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to blast a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered?
The unrelenting orgasms from his disco stick thrusting my slime hole made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a confessional. The feeling of
his love mayonnaise weeping down my throat got my vertical moisture flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. It was bliss having his vein cane
probed inside me again; stuffing my chlamydia canal with a barbie doll just
didn't get my slime hole flowing like it used to. Now, I've seen more japseyes
than an oriental optician, but the sight of his giggle stick made my minge
monsoon drain like a jizz waterfall. My split peach was trembling like a rat on
acid. He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd had the painters in for
the best part of a week. When he removed his chubstep from my other vagina, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his stilton sword. Hours of
plowing like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a stuntman's knee,
and I was no different! After having my gaping clam cavern pounded, he then
proceeded to raid my brown eye. I awoke the next morning with my slime hole
still flowing. I thought it was over but his jebend had other ideas. The
hammering makes me splurge my minge monsoon all over his sperminator. The
seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his bald-headed
yogurt slinger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. If I don't tune the
tuna to get my sex wee leaching from my tuna canal, his skin flute is going to
leave my lunchmeat resembling Terry Waite's allotment. Inserting my fist into
my cum dumpster got me gushing fallopian fish stock faster than snot off a
whip. He pinched off a giant butt nugget on my rack just so he could gobble it
up like a bulldog eating porridge. Some girls are happy just to play the clitar
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my frilling
pink golf bag and an antique doorknob up my brown eye. The plowing of my rusty
bullet hole was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining
his vein cane deep in my rusty bullet hole. There was ectoplasm dripping from
his stilton spear and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for
more. I can't wait to chow down on the creamy load from his jade rod. With his
womb raider fucking deep into my spunk dungeon, the sensation of his disco
stick smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. My throat was so
full of skeleton king and gentleman's relish, the Da Vinci load was leaking
down my chin and onto my chesticles.
He
munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for
the best part of a week. The hammering of my chocolate starfish was so
vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining his sperminator deep
in my vintage golf bag. My cake hole was so full of skin flute and ectoplasm,
the love mayonnaise was trickling down my chin and onto my mammaries. With my
clap flaps now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start stuffing
my turd cutter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a toilet
twinkie, I wondered? It was bliss having his Ocean's 11 Inches plunged inside
me again; stuffing my pink velvet sausage wallet with a 9-iron just didn't get
my vaginal bacon buffet squirting like it used to. After having my wunder down
under thrusted, he then proceeded to pound my puckered brown eye. I awoke the
next morning with my cod canyon still trickling. I thought it was over but his
bald-headed yogurt slinger had other ideas. The mixture of butt nugget and man
fat in my brown mile created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of.
The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his chorizo
howitzer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My whispering eye was
trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. The feeling of his man fat
frothing down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. There was cock custard foaming from his pink
tractor beam and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for
more. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's open-faced ham sandwich
looking like badly battered road kill, and I was no different! Now, I've been
told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his womb ferret made
my tuna tunnel tears ooze like a broken fridge freezer. He blasted a giant butt
nugget on my rack just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. The thrusting makes me squirt my vertical moisture all over his vein
cane. By now, my whispering eye was slobbering like a jizz waterfall. If I
don't stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion to get my minge mucus
flowing from my clearing in the woods, his long-dong silver is going to leave my
vertical garden resembling a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. Inserting a
lightbulb into my depravity cavity got me squirting tuna tunnel tears faster
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
man fat trickling from my mud flap and all over my hairy goblet. The
unrelenting orgasms from his timed slimer raiding my smush mitten made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a confessional. Some girls are happy
just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a squash in my oyster ditch and a 9-iron up my turd cutter. I can't wait
to chow down on the cock snot from his blue-veined custard chucker. When he
removed his battering ram from my black hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see
a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour
the toilet twinkie off his chubstep. With his stilton spear plowing deep into
my quim, the sensation of his love muscle smashing my cervix made me quake like
a shitting dog.
Some
girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a lightbulb in my bearded haddock pasty and my fist up my poo
pipe. With my piss flaps now much like the Japanese flag, he thought it was
time to start ramming my soft tight anus. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to ease a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? I awoke the next morning with
my birth cannon still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his blue-veined
custard chucker had other ideas. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his cream reaper stuffed deeper into my rusty
bullet hole. With his huge penis fucking deep into my fuck trench, the
sensation of his purple-headed trouser snake smashing my cervix made me quiver
like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. After having my fuck trench
pounded, he then proceeded to fuck my poop chute. By now, my fuck gutter was
draining like a broken fridge freezer. My throat was so full of cunt plunger
and magician's wax, the love piss was leaching down my chin and onto my cans.
My split peach was trembling like a shitting dog. The feeling of his penis
pudding dripping down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit. It was bliss having his love muscle shoved inside me
again; stuffing my slime hole with a number of chillies just didn't get my
chlamydia canal gushing like it used to. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake
and gentleman's relish in my chocolate starfish created the delicious rectal
stew that he was so fond of. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald-headed
yogurt slinger plowing my quim made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
paedo during a prison riot. Inserting an egg timer into my wizards sleeve got
me surging beige slime faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The
seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his thrill drill
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Now, I've seen more helmets than
Hitler, but the sight of his stilton sword made my tuna tunnel tears dribble
like a broken coffee maker. The fucking makes me pour my sex wee all over his
jebend. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my minge monsoon leaking from
my chlamydia canal, his ample cock is going to leave my piss flaps resembling
John Wayne's saddlebags. The plowing of my rusty sherif's badge was so
vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his blood-engorged
mayonnaise cannon deep in my Oxo orifice. He copped a giant butt nugget on my
mosquito bites just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. Hours of
raiding like this would leave any girl's purple cabbage looking like Pete
Burns' lips, and I was no different! Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da
Vinci load trickling from my mud flap and all over my beef curtains. I can't
wait to gobble the penis pudding from his one-eyed milkman. When he removed his
blue-veined custard chucker from my poo pipe, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
suck the hardened fudge nugget off his slut slayer. He munched on my velcro
triangle, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week.
Within
no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen flowing from my Mavis Fritter
and all over my beef curtains. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his cervix cigar stuffed deeper into my poop
chute. When he removed his Ocean's 11 Inches from my marmite motorway, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to chow down on the butt nugget off his veiny quim prod. I awoke
the next morning with my mound of love pudding still haemorrhaging. I thought
it was over but his stilton sword had other ideas. The unrelenting orgasms from
his one-eyed milkman slamming my moose knuckle made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. I can't wait to lap the gentleman's
relish from his mutton dagger. The feeling of his ectoplasm foaming down my throat
got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Some girls
are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a 9-iron in my penis pothole and a gerbil up my poop chute. It
was bliss having his greasy slimelight plunged inside me again; stuffing my cod
canyon with a barbie doll just didn't get my wizards sleeve spraying like it
used to. He launched a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could suck it up
like a pig at a trough. If I don't fluff the muff to get my clunge gunge
flowing from my enchilada of love, his purple-headed trouser snake is going to
leave my meaty hangers resembling Brian May's plughole. With my spam castanets
now much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to start stuffing
my marmite motorway. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a stink
pickle, I wondered? After having my cod canyon raided, he then proceeded to
plow my brown eye. There was cock custard draining from his stilton sword and I
was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. Hours of raiding
like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a bulldog in a
windtunnel, and I was no different! By now, my hot pocket was dripping like a
leaky tap. My cake hole was so full of vein cane and cock snot, the gentleman's
relish was slobbering down my chin and onto my tatas. Inserting a 15"
spiked vibrator into my carp cavity got me gushing shrimp sap faster than a
greased weasel shit. The pounding makes me pour my minge mucus all over his
spunk-filled spam rocket. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my
spit, but the sight of his pink tractor beam made my spaff slobber like a jizz
waterfall. My mound of love pudding was trembling like a rat on acid. The
fucking of my Mavis Fritter was so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles
joining his Nelson's Column deep in my marmite motorway. He munched on my hairy
goblet, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a
week. With his washington monument pounding deep into my slime hole, the
sensation of his jebend smashing my cervix made me quake like a rat on acid.
The mixture of colon cobra and Da Vinci load in my poo pipe created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of.
The
unrelenting orgasms from his cunt stretcher fucking my clunge pool made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. The thrusting of my rusty bullet
hole was so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his master of
ceremonies deep in my brown eye. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept
my spit, but the sight of his flesh gordon made my spaff trickle like a broken
coffee maker. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his ramrod stuffed deeper into my soft tight anus. My ground zero
grotto was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The mixture of
hardened fudge nugget and cock custard in my fart valve created the delicious
porthole pudding that he was so fond of. With my purple cabbage now much like a
motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start stuffing my mud flap. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to cop a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? With his
spam javelin raiding deep into my gaping clam cavern, the sensation of his
kebeb skewer smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my municipal
cockwash and a 9-iron up my black hole. I awoke the next morning with my spunk
dungeon still leaching. I thought it was over but his balony pony had other
ideas. There was creamy load flowing from his bald-headed yogurt slinger and I
was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty penis pudding weeping from my puckered brown eye and all
over my meaty hangers. He eased out a giant stink pickle on my cans just so he
could suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. If I don't buff the muff to
get my fallopian fish stock seeping from my carp cavity, his greasy kebab
skewer is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a shot cat. Hours of pounding
like this would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like badly battered
road kill, and I was no different! When he removed his gristle missile from my
turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as
him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the stink pickle off his one-eyed milkman.
I can't wait to gobble the baby gravy from his spunk-filled spam rocket. He munched
on my panty hamster, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best
part of a week. Inserting an egg timer into my whispering eye got me surging
vertical moisture faster than snot off a whip. The thrusting makes me pour my
shrimp sap all over his wensleydale wand. After having my shamevelope thrusted,
he then proceeded to slam my rusty bullet hole. It was bliss having his slut
slayer probed inside me again; stuffing my penis pothole with my fist just
didn't get my front bum spritzing like it used to. The feeling of his penis
pudding leaching down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. My mouth was so full of kebeb skewer and love
piss, the love mayonnaise was trickling down my chin and onto my cans. The
seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his womb ferret
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.