Authors: Amy Woods
Hours
of pounding like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like Pete
Burns' lips, and I was no different! The mixture of sewer trout and cock
custard in my brown eye created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so
fond of. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a lightbulb in my Quimcy, M.E. and an antique
doorknob up my rusty bullet hole. The plowing of my soft tight anus was so
vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his tallywacker deep in my
other vagina. After having my carp cavity raided, he then proceeded to slam my
puckered brown eye. There was ectoplasm draining from his cunt stretcher and I
was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. He munched on my
fishy flaps, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week.
My penis pothole was trembling like jelly. With his devil's bagpipe plowing
deep into my wunder down under, the sensation of his flesh gordon smashing my
cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. If I don't fluff
the muff to get my shrimp sap draining from my hot pocket, his jade rod is
going to leave my piss flaps resembling the south end of a badger going north.
The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his batter
blaster soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The unrelenting orgasms
from his skeleton king pounding my shame portal made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Inserting an egg timer into my
mound of love pudding got me ejecting pussy batter faster than snot off a whip.
By now, my quim was sliming like a George Foreman grill. He dropped a giant
stink pickle on my superdroopers just so he could gobble it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. The feeling of his love piss leaching down my throat got my
shrimp sap flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. When he
removed his wensleydale wand from my fudge factory, he was pleasantly surprised
to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
devour the toilet twinkie off his giggle stick. It was bliss having his mutton
dagger slid inside me again; stuffing my cod cave with my fist just didn't get
my smush mitten spraying like it used to. The thrusting makes me squirt my
minge mucus all over his meaty member. With my beef curtains now much like a
gutted trout, he thought it was time to start stuffing my rusty bullet hole. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to roll a stink pickle, I wondered?
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his master of ceremonies probed deeper into my Oxo orifice. My mouth was so
full of greasy kebab skewer and creamy load, the steamin' semen was oozing down
my chin and onto my chesticles. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi
during a baby boom, but the sight of his washington monument made my minge
monsoon drip like a broken coffee maker. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty gentleman's relish draining from my vintage golf bag and all over my
roast beef platter. I awoke the next morning with my kipper dinghy still
foaming. I thought it was over but his skeleton king had other ideas.
My
mouth was so full of turgid terror truncheon and baby gravy, the cock snot was
dribbling down my chin and onto my chest puppies. The slamming of my other
vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his stilton spear
deep in my poop chute. I awoke the next morning with my penis pothole still
frothing. I thought it was over but his skeleton king had other ideas. There
was man fat leaking from his piss pipe and I was wetter than an English summer.
We were ready for more. The thrusting makes me pour my spaff all over his disco
stick. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his wrist-thick wand probed deeper into my marmite motorway. By now,
my pink velvet sausage wallet was leaching like a slavering dog. It was bliss
having his jebend shoved inside me again; stuffing my slime hole with a
lightbulb just didn't get my kipper dinghy flooding like it used to. When he
removed his tenderloin truncheon from my ring piece, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
consume the footlong fudge bullet off his sperminator. Inserting my fist into
my shame portal got me flooding clunge gunge faster than greased shit off a
shiny shovel. I can't wait to chow down on the gentleman's relish from his
Nelson's Column. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load flowing
from my puckered brown eye and all over my furburger. If I don't tune the tuna
to get my minge monsoon flowing from my clunge pool, his jade rod is going to
leave my beef curtains resembling a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. He
munched on my clap flaps, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best
part of a week. With his cervix cigar plowing deep into my oyster ditch, the
sensation of his veiny quim prod smashing my cervix made me quake like a
tasered slab of chopped liver. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and penis
pudding in my Mavis Fritter created the delicious rectal stew that he was so
fond of. The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy slimelight slamming my moose
knuckle made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling
bee. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the
sight of his purple-headed trouser snake made my minge mucus haemorrhage like a
broken coffee maker. He rolled a giant butt nugget on my mammaries just so he
could gobble it up like a hungry hungry hippo. Some girls are happy just to
fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10
inch purple battery-operated monster in my cod crater and a gerbil up my
balloon knot. After having my oyster ditch slammed, he then proceeded to plow
my brown mile. The feeling of his cock custard weeping down my throat got my
clunge gunge flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. My one slice
toaster was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The seemingly
never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his womb ferret soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. With my furburger now much like a manatee in
yoga pants, he thought it was time to start stuffing my turd cutter. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to pinch off a stink pickle, I wondered?
My
mouth was so full of cunt plunger and penis pudding, the steamin' semen was
leaching down my chin and onto my droopies. With his vein cane pounding deep
into my fuck gutter, the sensation of his throbbing quim dagger smashing my
cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. It was bliss
having his stilton sword plunged inside me again; stuffing my herring hole with
a 9-iron just didn't get my split peach pouring like it used to. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his ramrod
rammed deeper into my cocoa channel. He dropped a giant colon cobra on my rack
just so he could devour it up like a pig at a trough. Inserting a 10 inch
purple battery-operated monster into my spunk dungeon got me spraying pussy
batter faster than snot off a whip. By now, my shame portal was trickling like
Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. The
feeling of his magician's wax oozing down my throat got my vertical moisture
flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Now, I've seen more
action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his blue-veined custard chucker
made my minge mucus foam like a broken coffee maker. The slamming makes me spit
my tuna tunnel tears all over his tallywacker. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty steamin' semen oozing from my brown eye and all over my lunchmeat. He
munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for
the best part of a week. I can't wait to consume the gentleman's relish from
his love lollipop. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster in my cum dumpster and a barbie doll up my old dirt road. With my
velcro triangle now much like a stamped bat, he thought it was time to start
sliding my brown mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a colon
cobra, I wondered? The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating
from his mutton dagger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he
removed his throbbing quim dagger from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't
wait to suck the stink pickle off his gristle missile. If I don't fish for
pearls to get my vertical moisture haemorrhaging from my salmon slit, his spam
dagger is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a bucket of smashed crabs.
There was love mayonnaise foaming from his womb raider and I was wetter than an
English summer. We were ready for more. I awoke the next morning with my pink
velvet sausage wallet still leaking. I thought it was over but his chorizo
howitzer had other ideas. The thrusting of my rusty bullet hole was so
vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his womb ferret deep in my cocoa
channel. After having my bearded haddock pasty hammered, he then proceeded to
hammer my black hole. My cod crater was trembling like a shitting dog. The
mixture of toilet twinkie and cock snot in my fart valve created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The unrelenting orgasms from his skin flute
pounding my hot pocket made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near
an unlocked shipping container.
Hours
of raiding like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like the
Japanese flag, and I was no different! The seemingly never-ending streams of
gentleman's relish emanating from his meaty member soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. The feeling of his baby gravy weeping down my throat got my
flange custard flowing quicker than snot off a whip. The unrelenting orgasms
from his cervix cigar plowing my cock holster made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. After having my stench trench plowed, he
then proceeded to raid my tradesman's entrance. I can't wait to consume the man
fat from his womb ferret. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his cheese-crusted cock plunged deeper into my
tradesman's entrance. If I don't strum the banjo to get my flange custard oozing
from my cock holster, his spunk-filled spam rocket is going to leave my purple
cabbage resembling a hippo's yawn. Inserting a gerbil into my clearing in the
woods got me spritzing pussy batter faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss flowing from my brown
mile and all over my furburger. There was love mayonnaise weeping from his skin
flute and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. My cake
hole was so full of battering ram and cock custard, the penis pudding was
leaching down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. Some girls are happy just to
fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my birth cannon and a gerbil up my mud flap. It was
bliss having his stilton spear plunged inside me again; stuffing my shame
portal with a 9-iron just didn't get my clam-flavoured pothole flowing like it
used to. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and cock custard in my balloon
knot created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. When he removed
his spam dagger from my vintage golf bag, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the colon
cobra off his piss pipe. The plowing makes me eject my sex wee all over his
sperminator. The plowing of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found
his salty protein grapes joining his piss pipe deep in my poo pipe. He eased
out a giant hardened fudge nugget on my mammaries just so he could consume it
up like a pig at a trough. I awoke the next morning with my one slice toaster
still weeping. I thought it was over but his thrill drill had other ideas. With
his giggle stick raiding deep into my wunder down under, the sensation of his
chubstep smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered
vibrator. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his
battering ram made my sex wee haemorrhage like a broken coffee maker. By now,
my enchilada of love was sliming like a broken fridge freezer. With my clap
flaps now much like a horse's collar, he thought it was time to start sliding
my ring piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a toilet
twinkie, I wondered? My wizards sleeve was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a
tumble dryer.
When
he removed his womb ferret from my mud flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see
a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the corn-eyed
butt snake off his cumtree. It was bliss having his slut slayer shoved inside
me again; stuffing my hatchet wound with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't
get my tuna canal spritzing like it used to. Inserting a 9-iron into my
municipal cockwash got me spouting sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit.
By now, my stench trench was draining like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight
of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. The hammering makes me pour my clunge gunge
all over his spam javelin. If I don't tune the tuna to get my spaff weeping
from my furry cup, his spunk-filled spam rocket is going to leave my open-faced
ham sandwich resembling badly battered road kill. The feeling of his baby gravy
frothing down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than a greased
weasel shit. After having my birth cannon fucked, he then proceeded to hammer
my marmite motorway. With my spam castanets now much like a ripped out
fireplace, he thought it was time to start shoving my fart valve. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to launch a butt nugget, I wondered? The mixture
of sewer trout and love mayonnaise in my poop chute created the delicious
rectal stew that he was so fond of. My clunge pool was trembling like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. My mouth was so full of battering ram and gentleman's
relish, the Da Vinci load was oozing down my chin and onto my fiery biscuits.
Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a gerbil in my sperm socket and an antique doorknob up my
balloon knot. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat
looking like a blind cobbler's thumb, and I was no different! The hammering of
my other vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his
Nelson's Column deep in my black hole. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second
hand dartboard, but the sight of his cheese-crusted cock made my tuna tunnel
tears slime like a leaky tap. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock
custard emanating from his wrist-thick wand soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his chubstep stuffed deeper into my turd-herder. There was
ectoplasm sliming from his wensleydale wand and I was wetter than a spastic's
chin. We were ready for more. With his turgid terror truncheon hammering deep
into my slime hole, the sensation of his washington monument smashing my cervix
made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. He pinched off a giant sewer
trout on my superdroopers just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy slobbering from my balloon
knot and all over my furburger. I can't wait to chow down on the gentleman's
relish from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus. I awoke the next morning
with my cock holster still draining. I thought it was over but his one-eyed
monster had other ideas. The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton sword
thrusting my bearded haddock pasty made me come so hard, I began sweating like
a pregnant nun.