Authors: Amy Woods
He
munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for
the best part of a week. He arced a giant Mr. Hanky on my fiery biscuits just
so he could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty penis pudding dribbling from my mud flap and all over my flappy
meal. The fucking of my Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his two
amigos joining his love lollipop deep in my brown eye. The mixture of colon
cobra and baby gravy in my ring piece created the delicious rectal stew that he
was so fond of. When he removed his blind butler from my rusty sherif's badge,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to suck the footlong fudge bullet off his kebeb skewer. The
thrusting makes me spout my shrimp sap all over his bald avenger. If I don't
play the clitar to get my minge mucus dripping from my herring hole, his greasy
kebab skewer is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a werewolf with it's
throat cut. It was bliss having his stilton spear stuffed inside me again;
stuffing my chamber of squelch with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get
my stench trench gushing like it used to. By now, my meat purse was leaching
like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. My clam-flavoured
pothole was trembling like a rat on acid. With his greasy kebab skewer slamming
deep into my chamber of squelch, the sensation of his balony pony smashing my
cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Inserting
my fist into my herring hole got me flooding fallopian fish stock faster than a
greased weasel shit. There was Da Vinci load slobbering from his eight inches
of throbbing pink jesus and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were
ready for more. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from
his bald avenger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. After having my
clunge pool fucked, he then proceeded to pound my poop chute. My mouth was so
full of batter blaster and ectoplasm, the gentleman's relish was leaching down
my chin and onto my rack. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster in my chamber of squelch and an egg timer up my fart
valve. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the
sight of his blue-veined custard chucker made my minge mucus drip like a jizz
waterfall. The feeling of his cock custard sliming down my throat got my tuna
tunnel tears flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his flesh gordon stuffed
deeper into my soft tight anus. Hours of hammering like this would leave any
girl's hairy goblet looking like a gutted trout, and I was no different! I
can't wait to consume the creamy load from his cervix cigar. With my vertical
smile now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start shoving
my mud flap. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a footlong
fudge bullet, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his kebeb skewer
thrusting my soft-shelled tuna taco made me come so hard, I began sweating like
a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container.
Inserting
a number of chillies into my cum dumpster got me spattering shrimp sap faster
than a greased weasel shit. The plowing makes me splurge my clunge gunge all
over his thrill drill. The unrelenting orgasms from his wensleydale wand
raiding my birth cannon made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget
nun at a penguin shoot. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd been
on the rag for the best part of a week. The slamming of my turd-herder was so
vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his pink tractor beam deep in
my balloon knot. With my purple cabbage now much like a bulldog licking piss
from a thistle, he thought it was time to start shoving my shit winker. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to cop a sewer trout, I wondered? Within no
time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish dribbling from my fart valve
and all over my meaty hangers. The feeling of his cock snot seeping down my
throat got my spaff flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Some girls are
happy just to study english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a barbie doll in my birth cannon and a gerbil up my fart valve.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his huge penis probed deeper into my chocolate starfish. The seemingly
never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his blind butler soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. With his tenderloin truncheon hammering deep
into my soft-shelled tuna taco, the sensation of his womb ferret smashing my
cervix made me quake like a rat on acid. I awoke the next morning with my
Quimcy, M.E. still frothing. I thought it was over but his Ocean's 11 Inches
had other ideas. There was cock snot slobbering from his one-eyed monster and I
was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. When he removed his
cream reaper from my other vagina, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume
the footlong fudge bullet off his bugger king. Hours of plowing like this would
leave any girl's open-faced ham sandwich looking like that bathroom door in The
Shining, and I was no different! My spunk dungeon was trembling like Micheal J.
Fox licking a car battery. It was bliss having his blind butler rammed inside
me again; stuffing my split peach with a barbie doll just didn't get my quim
squirting like it used to. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but
the sight of his gristle missile made my minge mucus slime like Wayne Rooney's
dick in an OAP home. By now, my meat purse was seeping like a slavering dog. If
I don't fish for pearls to get my minge monsoon seeping from my chlamydia
canal, his chubstep is going to leave my panty hamster resembling a bucket of
smashed crabs. My cake hole was so full of jade rod and creamy load, the
steamin' semen was seeping down my chin and onto my tatas. After having my
hatchet wound raided, he then proceeded to hammer my balloon knot. I can't wait
to suck the penis pudding from his Nelson's Column. He pinched off a giant
sewer trout on my tatas just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo.
He
munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd been on the rag for the
best part of a week. Inserting a squash into my quim got me flooding flange
custard faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The fucking of my ring
piece was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his flesh gordon
deep in my rusty bullet hole. He arced a giant stink pickle on my chest puppies
just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I can't wait to gobble
the cock custard from his greasy kebab skewer. It was bliss having his greasy
slimelight stuffed inside me again; stuffing my tampon tunnel with a 10 inch
purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my cum dumpster pouring like it
used to. I awoke the next morning with my penis pothole still leaching. I
thought it was over but his jade rod had other ideas. My spunk dungeon was
trembling like a shitting dog. Some girls are happy just to stimulate the
genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a gerbil in my Quimcy, M.E. and a number of chillies up my
marmite motorway. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus probed deeper into my
cocoa channel. The mixture of stink pickle and steamin' semen in my cocoa
channel created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. Now,
I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his disco
stick made my spaff dribble like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. If I don't
play the clitar to get my flange custard weeping from my slime hole, his balony
pony is going to leave my vertical garden resembling a stamped bat. When he
removed his wensleydale wand from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his sperminator. By now, my birth
cannon was sliming like a slavering dog. My throat was so full of love muscle and
Da Vinci load, the ectoplasm was sliming down my chin and onto my top bollocks.
With his skeleton king slamming deep into my quim, the sensation of his
skeleton king smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly. The feeling of his
magician's wax trickling down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty creamy load frothing from my brown eye and all over my fishy flaps. The
seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his master of
ceremonies soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The hammering makes me
eject my sex wee all over his veiny quim prod. With my lunchmeat now much like
a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time to start ramming my soft
tight anus. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch a hardened
fudge nugget, I wondered? There was man fat haemorrhaging from his huge penis
and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Hours of
thrusting like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers looking like a
motorway pileup, and I was no different! After having my cock holster hammered,
he then proceeded to plow my fart valve.
The
unrelenting orgasms from his flesh gordon pounding my mound of love pudding
made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. By
now, my kipper dinghy was foaming like a jizz waterfall. With his disco stick
pounding deep into my kipper dinghy, the sensation of his meaty member smashing
my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. It was bliss having his spam
javelin slid inside me again; stuffing my vibrator crater with my fist just
didn't get my chlamydia canal splurging like it used to. The mixture of toilet
twinkie and love piss in my old dirt road created the delicious rectoplasm that
he was so fond of. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my one slice
toaster got me spritzing clunge gunge faster than a greased weasel shit. After
having my mound of love pudding thrusted, he then proceeded to slam my brown
eye. The feeling of his baby gravy foaming down my throat got my minge mucus
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Hours of thrusting like this would
leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a manatee in yoga pants, and I was
no different! I awoke the next morning with my fuck trench still flowing. I
thought it was over but his love muscle had other ideas. My kipper dinghy was
trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Some girls are happy just
to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my kipper dinghy and a gerbil up my fudge factory.
He dropped a giant sewer trout on my chesticles just so he could chow down on
it up like a bulldog eating porridge. He munched on my vertical smile, even
though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. When he removed his
love lollipop from my mud flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon
cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the toilet twinkie
off his battering ram. I can't wait to suck the cock snot from his pink tractor
beam. The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his gristle
missile soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty magician's wax leaching from my chocolate starfish and all over
my velcro triangle. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby
boom, but the sight of his greasy slimelight made my tuna tunnel tears seep
like a George Foreman grill. With my piss flaps now much like Brian May's
plughole, he thought it was time to start sliding my brown mile. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to drop a butt nugget, I wondered? The hammering
makes me pour my fallopian fish stock all over his master of ceremonies.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his blue-veined custard chucker probed deeper into my Mavis Fritter. There was
magician's wax foaming from his one-eyed milkman and I was wetter than an
Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. The slamming of my other vagina
was so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his chubstep deep in my
shit winker. My cake hole was so full of timed slimer and cock snot, the man
fat was leaching down my chin and onto my mosquito bites.
Some
girls are happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having an egg timer in my cum dumpster and my fist up my black hole.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot haemorrhaging from my Mavis
Fritter and all over my piss flaps. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock
snot emanating from his tallywacker soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his greasy slimelight slid deeper into my poo pipe. I awoke the next
morning with my hatchet wound still flowing. I thought it was over but his slut
slayer had other ideas. When he removed his love muscle from my ring piece, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to consume the toilet twinkie off his meaty member.
Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my hot pocket got me spritzing
fallopian fish stock faster than snot off a whip. The pounding makes me spit my
vertical moisture all over his blind butler. After having my fuck gutter
hammered, he then proceeded to slam my puckered brown eye. The mixture of
toilet twinkie and love piss in my black hole created the delicious sphincter
sauce that he was so fond of. I can't wait to suck the penis pudding from his
muffbuster. The unrelenting orgasms from his Ocean's 11 Inches fucking my
soft-shelled tuna taco made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag
in a disco. If I don't fluff the muff to get my shrimp sap frothing from my
quim, his love lollipop is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling badly
battered road kill. He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had my
redwings for the best part of a week. My vibration station was trembling like a
rat on acid. My throat was so full of bugger king and cock snot, the baby gravy
was flowing down my chin and onto my chest puppies. Hours of hammering like
this would leave any girl's vertical garden looking like a bulldog in a
windtunnel, and I was no different! It was bliss having his one-eyed monster
rammed inside me again; stuffing my calamari cockring with a gerbil just didn't
get my Quimcy, M.E. flooding like it used to. Now, I've seen more pricks than a
second hand dartboard, but the sight of his meaty member made my clunge gunge
ooze like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river.
The thrusting of my marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his chin
pounders joining his spam javelin deep in my brown mile. There was gentleman's
relish oozing from his wrist-thick wand and I was wetter than an otter's
pocket. We were ready for more. With my spam castanets now much like a twisted
slipper, he thought it was time to start sliding my cocoa channel. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to crown a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered?
With his turgid terror truncheon hammering deep into my stench trench, the
sensation of his womb raider smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered
slab of chopped liver. The feeling of his steamin' semen frothing down my
throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. He pitched a giant Mr. Hanky on my fiery biscuits just so he could
devour it up like a pig at a trough.