Authors: Amy Woods
With
my spam castanets now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it was time to start
stuffing my old dirt road. Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude
a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty
love mayonnaise haemorrhaging from my ring piece and all over my vertical
garden. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's furburger looking
like a sand blasted tomato, and I was no different! He munched on my meaty
hangers, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. He
dropped a giant hardened fudge nugget on my chest puppies just so he could
consume it up like a pig at a trough. My cake hole was so full of
blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon and magician's wax, the Da Vinci load was
flowing down my chin and onto my droopies. Some girls are happy just to study
english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
squash in my vibration station and a squash up my shit winker. The unrelenting
orgasms from his bald-headed yogurt slinger plowing my pink velvet sausage
wallet made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked
shipping container. The mixture of toilet twinkie and cock custard in my
vintage golf bag created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. The
slamming makes me squirt my minge mucus all over his womb raider. With his
ramrod hammering deep into my mound of love pudding, the sensation of his love
muscle smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
When he removed his stilton spear from my black hole, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to consume the corn-eyed butt snake off his ramrod. The plowing
of my ring piece was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his
turgid terror truncheon deep in my fudge factory. If I don't dial the rotary
phone to get my clunge gunge leaching from my gammon alley, his spam javelin is
going to leave my clap flaps resembling Brian May's plughole. It was bliss
having his turgid terror truncheon rammed inside me again; stuffing my cod
canyon with a squash just didn't get my spunk dungeon spattering like it used
to. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his blue-veined custard chucker probed deeper into my marmite motorway. I
can't wait to devour the Da Vinci load from his clunger. Now, I've seen more
foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his throbbing quim
dagger made my pussy batter flow like a broken coffee maker. Inserting a 9-iron
into my ruby cave got me spraying vertical moisture faster than greased shit
off a shiny shovel. By now, my moose knuckle was oozing like a slavering dog.
There was cock snot dribbling from his master of ceremonies and I was wetter
than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. I awoke the next morning
with my herring hole still foaming. I thought it was over but his bald-headed
yogurt slinger had other ideas. After having my calamari cockring hammered, he
then proceeded to pound my shit winker. The seemingly never-ending streams of
penis pudding emanating from his clunger soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. My kipper dinghy was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
I
awoke the next morning with my frilling pink golf bag still dribbling. I thought
it was over but his turgid terror truncheon had other ideas. If I don't finger
blast to get my pussy batter frothing from my tampon tunnel, his all-beef
thermometer is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling a rabid baboon's arse.
With his love muscle hammering deep into my shame portal, the sensation of his
jade rod smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. The mixture of
hardened fudge nugget and creamy load in my other vagina created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The hammering of my turd cutter was so
vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his tenderloin truncheon deep
in my chocolate starfish. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but
the sight of his cunt plunger made my beige slime dribble like there was a
midget inside me with a super soaker. He crowned a giant hardened fudge nugget
on my breasticles just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. It was bliss having his cunt plunger rammed inside me again; stuffing
my cock holster with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my wunder down
under spattering like it used to. By now, my chamber of squelch was trickling
like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. He munched on my purple cabbage, even
though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. Some girls are
happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having an egg timer in my vaginal bacon buffet and a number of chillies up my
Mavis Fritter. The feeling of his steamin' semen frothing down my throat got my
clunge gunge flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. When he
removed his tenderloin truncheon from my black hole, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait
to lap the colon cobra off his slut slayer. My soft-shelled tuna taco was
trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. After having my municipal
cockwash fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my shit winker. The unrelenting
orgasms from his muffbuster slamming my tampon tunnel made me come so hard, I
began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his bald-headed yogurt slinger
shoved deeper into my balloon knot. Hours of fucking like this would leave any
girl's furburger looking like a dropped burrito, and I was no different! With
my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a rabid baboon's arse, he thought it
was time to start ramming my chocolate starfish. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to ease a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the
shitty man fat trickling from my fart valve and all over my purple cabbage.
There was Da Vinci load frothing from his ample cock and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. The plowing makes me squirt my flange
custard all over his cumtree. I can't wait to devour the gentleman's relish
from his disco stick. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my cod crater
got me flooding minge monsoon faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The
seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his ramrod soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
battering ram shoved deeper into my balloon knot. My throat was so full of
ample cock and steamin' semen, the magician's wax was oozing down my chin and
onto my boobage. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight
of his bald-headed yogurt slinger made my vertical moisture trickle like a jizz
waterfall. There was steamin' semen draining from his wensleydale wand and I
was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. When he removed his
clunger from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge
bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the toilet twinkie
off his throbbing quim dagger. After having my moose knuckle hammered, he then
proceeded to pound my Mavis Fritter. Some girls are happy just to play the
clitar when they're alone, but I can't get off without having my fist in my
south mouth and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my poop chute. He
munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had the painters in for the best
part of a week. I awoke the next morning with my shamevelope still draining. I
thought it was over but his skeleton king had other ideas. The seemingly
never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his washington
monument soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. By now, my birth cannon
was dripping like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's
chocolate river. Inserting an egg timer into my quim got me spattering pussy
batter faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The unrelenting orgasms
from his spam javelin hammering my depravity cavity made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. If I don't play the clitar to get
my beige slime leaching from my cod crater, his cheese-crusted cock is going to
leave my velcro triangle resembling a werewolf with it's throat cut. The
pounding makes me eject my spaff all over his long-dong silver. The raiding of
my balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his
eight inches of throbbing pink jesus deep in my vintage golf bag. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty cock snot dribbling from my tradesman's entrance
and all over my velcro triangle. Hours of raiding like this would leave any
girl's furburger looking like a manatee in yoga pants, and I was no different!
It was bliss having his mutton dagger probed inside me again; stuffing my south
mouth with a 9-iron just didn't get my birth cannon spritzing like it used to.
With my piss flaps now much like badly battered road kill, he thought it was
time to start probing my puckered brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to ease a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? With his clunger
plowing deep into my birth cannon, the sensation of his bald-headed yogurt
slinger smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly. He pitched a giant butt
nugget on my droopies just so he could gobble it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. The mixture of toilet twinkie and love piss in my shit winker created
the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. My ruby cave was
trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The feeling of his love
mayonnaise leaching down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker
than a greased weasel shit.
When
he removed his piss pipe from my Mavis Fritter, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap
the sewer trout off his batter blaster. The slamming of my brown mile was so
vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his jade rod deep in my marmite
motorway. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's purple cabbage
looking like an over inflated dinghy, and I was no different! The seemingly
never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his master of ceremonies
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I awoke the next morning with my clunge
pool still draining. I thought it was over but his cumtree had other ideas. My
tampon tunnel was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The feeling of
his penis pudding draining down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. After having my vibrator crater pounded, he
then proceeded to slam my poop chute. The unrelenting orgasms from his Nelson's
Column plowing my wunder down under made me come so hard, I began sweating like
a pregnant nun. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my front bum and a
15" spiked vibrator up my brown mile. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator
into my spunk dungeon got me spraying vertical moisture faster than snot off a
whip. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his greasy slimelight plunged deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. There was
penis pudding haemorrhaging from his cream reaper and I was wetter than an
otter's pocket. We were ready for more. It was bliss having his clunger rammed
inside me again; stuffing my shamevelope with a barbie doll just didn't get my
split peach spattering like it used to. I can't wait to lap the cock custard
from his skeleton king. By now, my shamevelope was frothing like a George
Foreman grill. With his skin flute plowing deep into my cod crater, the
sensation of his tenderloin truncheon smashing my cervix made me quake like
Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty steamin' semen flowing from my fudge factory and all over my meaty
hangers. The hammering makes me spit my flange custard all over his
cheese-crusted cock. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby
boom, but the sight of his Ocean's 11 Inches made my flange custard leach like
a jizz waterfall. My cake hole was so full of spam javelin and creamy load, the
baby gravy was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my chesticles. With my
flappy meal now much like Brian May's plughole, he thought it was time to start
probing my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
crown a sewer trout, I wondered? The mixture of colon cobra and baby gravy in
my rusty bullet hole created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond
of. If I don't tune the tuna to get my fallopian fish stock haemorrhaging from
my clam-flavoured pothole, his cervix cigar is going to leave my beef curtains
resembling a gutted trout. He dropped a giant hardened fudge nugget on my tatas
just so he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo.
I
can't wait to lap the penis pudding from his cumtree. He cut a giant footlong
fudge bullet on my top bollocks just so he could devour it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. The unrelenting orgasms from his flesh gordon plowing my tuna
canal made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World.
After having my gaping clam cavern fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my rusty
sherif's badge. The hammering of my tradesman's entrance was so vigorous, he
soon found his hairy walnuts joining his one-eyed monster deep in my
turd-herder. My cock holster was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. The slamming makes me flow my clunge gunge all over his muffbuster.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding leaking from my brown
mile and all over my clap flaps. With my clap flaps now much like a bucket of
smashed crabs, he thought it was time to start shoving my poo pipe. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to curl a colon cobra, I wondered? It was bliss
having his greasy slimelight slid inside me again; stuffing my whispering eye
with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my municipal cockwash flooding
like it used to. If I don't tune the tuna to get my beige slime weeping from my
tuna canal, his tenderloin truncheon is going to leave my panty hamster
resembling John Wayne's saddlebags. The seemingly never-ending streams of
ectoplasm emanating from his clunger soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking
like a twisted slipper, and I was no different! The feeling of his baby gravy
frothing down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than snot off a
whip. By now, my ruby cave was leaking like a slavering dog. When he removed
his slut slayer from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume
the colon cobra off his cumtree. With his Ocean's 11 Inches fucking deep into
my split peach, the sensation of his muffbuster smashing my cervix made me
quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. My mouth was so full of
one-eyed monster and creamy load, the steamin' semen was trickling down my chin
and onto my chesticles. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his love muscle probed deeper into my brown eye. The
mixture of toilet twinkie and magician's wax in my cocoa channel created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. There was baby gravy
haemorrhaging from his spunk-filled spam rocket and I was wetter than a well
diggers arse. We were ready for more. Inserting an antique doorknob into my
stench trench got me surging minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. Now, I've
seen more japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his ample cock
made my minge monsoon haemorrhage like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of
Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having my fist in my ladytown and a
15" spiked vibrator up my soft tight anus. I awoke the next morning with
my meat purse still seeping. I thought it was over but his bald avenger had
other ideas.