Authors: Amy Woods
The
feeling of his Da Vinci load draining down my throat got my spaff flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Leaving my panties sunny side up
on the floor was the least of my worries as his pink tractor beam rammed deeper
into my brown mile. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician, but
the sight of his one-eyed monster made my shrimp sap drip like Adele waiting
for Greggs to open. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating
from his master of ceremonies soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my furry cup got me
squirting minge monsoon faster than snot off a whip. There was ectoplasm
leaking from his ample cock and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We
were ready for more. Within no time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding
weeping from my old dirt road and all over my beef curtains. With my spam
castanets now much like a horse's collar, he thought it was time to start
sliding my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch
a stink pickle, I wondered? Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's
lunchmeat looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut, and I was no different!
The unrelenting orgasms from his wensleydale wand slamming my one slice toaster
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. It was
bliss having his wensleydale wand rammed inside me again; stuffing my south
mouth with a barbie doll just didn't get my penis pothole splurging like it
used to. Some girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my tampon tunnel and a
lightbulb up my turd cutter. After having my gammon alley hammered, he then
proceeded to slam my turd cutter. My mouth was so full of piss pipe and cock
snot, the love piss was sliming down my chin and onto my mammaries. With his
disco stick thrusting deep into my stench trench, the sensation of his love
lollipop smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
He munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd had the painters in for the best
part of a week. The thrusting makes me flow my vertical moisture all over his
flesh gordon. When he removed his cumtree from my other vagina, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to lap the hardened fudge nugget off his disco stick. By now, my
spunk dungeon was foaming like a slavering dog. The mixture of colon cobra and
love mayonnaise in my tradesman's entrance created the delicious sphincter
sauce that he was so fond of. He dropped a giant stink pickle on my rack just
so he could devour it up like a bulldog eating porridge. My clam-flavoured
pothole was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The raiding of my
black hole was so vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining his
cream reaper deep in my soft tight anus. I awoke the next morning with my
ladytown still leaching. I thought it was over but his love lollipop had other
ideas. If I don't tune the tuna to get my tuna tunnel tears flowing from my
tampon tunnel, his all-beef thermometer is going to leave my vertical garden
resembling Terry Waite's allotment.
With
my roast beef platter now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it was time to
start stuffing my brown mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
pinch off a butt nugget, I wondered? My chlamydia canal was trembling like a
shitting dog. If I don't study english cliterature to get my shrimp sap
haemorrhaging from my frilling pink golf bag, his thrill drill is going to
leave my beef curtains resembling a bulldog in a windtunnel. The raiding makes
me spritz my shrimp sap all over his washington monument. With his skeleton
king thrusting deep into my moose knuckle, the sensation of his master of
ceremonies smashing my cervix made me quiver like a rat on acid. By now, my
mound of love pudding was haemorrhaging like a slavering dog. Now, I've seen
more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his jebend made my fallopian fish
stock froth like a jizz waterfall. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster in my cock holster and a squash up my poop chute.
There was steamin' semen slobbering from his wrist-thick wand and I was wetter
than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty love piss dripping from my Oxo orifice and all over my vertical
garden. He munched on my clap flaps, even though I'd had my redwings for the
best part of a week. I can't wait to chow down on the cock snot from his skin
flute. The feeling of his creamy load draining down my throat got my fallopian
fish stock flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. It was bliss having his
huge penis plunged inside me again; stuffing my cod crater with a number of
chillies just didn't get my ground zero grotto spattering like it used to. The
mixture of Mr. Hanky and cock custard in my rusty sherif's badge created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning
with my depravity cavity still frothing. I thought it was over but his greasy
slimelight had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of steamin'
semen emanating from his cervix cigar soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like
Terry Waite's allotment, and I was no different! He dropped a giant corn-eyed
butt snake on my chesticles just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. After having my cod crater pounded, he then proceeded to thrust my
brown mile. The plowing of my chocolate starfish was so vigorous, he soon found
his kids on a swing joining his cheese-crusted cock deep in my turd cutter.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his cheese-crusted cock stuffed deeper into my rusty bullet hole. When he
removed his bugger king from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see
a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the stink pickle
off his cream reaper. Inserting an egg timer into my soft-shelled tuna taco got
me surging shrimp sap faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. My throat
was so full of stilton sword and love mayonnaise, the ectoplasm was oozing down
my chin and onto my fiery biscuits.
The
seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his purple beaver
buster soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The pounding of my fart
valve was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his slut slayer
deep in my poo pipe. When he removed his ramrod from my fart valve, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't
wait to suck the stink pickle off his disco stick. By now, my smush mitten was
dripping like a broken fridge freezer. My mouth was so full of long-dong silver
and penis pudding, the cock custard was frothing down my chin and onto my cans.
There was cock custard weeping from his stilton spear and I was wetter than an
English summer. We were ready for more. I can't wait to devour the baby gravy
from his washington monument. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any
girl's vertical garden looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no
different! The pounding makes me spritz my beige slime all over his love
lollipop. It was bliss having his ample cock shoved inside me again; stuffing
my oyster ditch with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get
my vibration station spritzing like it used to. He munched on my open-faced ham
sandwich, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. With
my panty hamster now much like a motorway pileup, he thought it was time to
start plunging my Oxo orifice. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
extrude a butt nugget, I wondered? If I don't play the clitar to get my tuna
tunnel tears trickling from my Quimcy, M.E., his one-eyed milkman is going to
leave my clap flaps resembling a stamped bat. The unrelenting orgasms from his
jade rod pounding my clearing in the woods made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a whore in a confessional. Inserting a gerbil into my gammon
alley got me surging flange custard faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. The mixture of toilet twinkie and ectoplasm in my turd-herder created
the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. Now, I've seen more
japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his bald-headed yogurt
slinger made my fallopian fish stock ooze like a rabid dog. I awoke the next
morning with my clearing in the woods still leaching. I thought it was over but
his purple-headed trouser snake had other ideas. He curled a giant colon cobra
on my boobage just so he could consume it up like a pig at a trough. The
feeling of his steamin' semen dribbling down my throat got my beige slime
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. My municipal cockwash was trembling
like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Some girls are happy just to finger blast
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster in my kipper dinghy and an egg timer up my turd
cutter. With his thrill drill pounding deep into my spunk dungeon, the
sensation of his chorizo howitzer smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load leaching from my Oxo
orifice and all over my roast beef platter. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his veiny quim prod probed deeper into
my vintage golf bag.
He
eased out a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my mosquito bites just so he could
gobble it up like a pig at a trough. The mixture of sewer trout and penis
pudding in my turd-herder created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so
fond of. My gaping clam cavern was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered
vibrator. It was bliss having his blind butler shoved inside me again; stuffing
my chlamydia canal with a barbie doll just didn't get my split peach gushing
like it used to. I can't wait to chow down on the Da Vinci load from his
wensleydale wand. After having my chamber of squelch hammered, he then
proceeded to pound my turd-herder. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in
my clam-flavoured pothole and a number of chillies up my rusty bullet hole. By
now, my mound of love pudding was foaming like there was a midget inside me
with a super soaker. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his purple beaver buster stuffed deeper into my old dirt
road. The thrusting makes me flow my spaff all over his womb ferret. Hours of
hammering like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like a gutted
trout, and I was no different! Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci
load haemorrhaging from my fudge factory and all over my meaty hangers. If I
don't stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion to get my pussy batter
frothing from my birth cannon, his bald-headed yogurt slinger is going to leave
my velcro triangle resembling an over inflated dinghy. The seemingly
never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his one-eyed monster soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a 9-iron into my ground zero
grotto got me pouring beige slime faster than snot off a whip. Now, I've been
told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his chorizo howitzer
made my minge mucus leak like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara
Falls. I awoke the next morning with my pink velvet sausage wallet still
flowing. I thought it was over but his skin flute had other ideas. The feeling
of his creamy load sliming down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker
than a greased weasel shit. With his muffbuster pounding deep into my sperm
socket, the sensation of his greasy slimelight smashing my cervix made me
quiver like a rat on acid. With my piss flaps now much like a badly wrapped
kebab, he thought it was time to start sliding my cocoa channel. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to pitch a stink pickle, I wondered? My mouth
was so full of spunk-filled spam rocket and cock custard, the love mayonnaise
was weeping down my chin and onto my cans. He munched on my beef curtains, even
though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. There was man fat
haemorrhaging from his love muscle and I was wetter than an English summer. We
were ready for more. The raiding of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon
found his chin pounders joining his blue-veined custard chucker deep in my soft
tight anus. The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton spear pounding my carp
cavity made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon
factory.
I
awoke the next morning with my herring hole still draining. I thought it was
over but his battering ram had other ideas. With my fishy flaps now much like a
werewolf with it's throat cut, he thought it was time to start shoving my
puckered brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a footlong
fudge bullet, I wondered? The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax
emanating from his piss pipe soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. After
having my spunk dungeon raided, he then proceeded to raid my poo pipe. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot frothing from my Oxo orifice and all
over my fishy flaps. With his purple-headed trouser snake plowing deep into my
front bum, the sensation of his spam javelin smashing my cervix made me quake
like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Inserting my fist into my bearded haddock
pasty got me flooding flange custard faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. I can't wait to gobble the gentleman's relish from his cheese-crusted
cock. The thrusting of my turd-herder was so vigorous, he soon found his
jingle-jangle jewellery joining his bugger king deep in my marmite motorway. It
was bliss having his stilton sword probed inside me again; stuffing my cod
canyon with an egg timer just didn't get my whispering eye ejecting like it
used to. By now, my vibrator crater was haemorrhaging like someone had poured
fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. My mouth was so full of blood-engorged
mayonnaise cannon and steamin' semen, the cock snot was dripping down my chin
and onto my tatas. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus slid deeper into my
soft tight anus. He blasted a giant hardened fudge nugget on my top bollocks
just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The feeling of his baby
gravy slobbering down my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than snot
off a whip. If I don't flick the bean to get my clunge gunge seeping from my
frilling pink golf bag, his batter blaster is going to leave my velcro triangle
resembling a sand blasted tomato. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary
phone when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a lightbulb in my
cod cave and a 15" spiked vibrator up my turd-herder. Hours of thrusting
like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like a rabid baboon's
arse, and I was no different! The slamming makes me splurge my flange custard
all over his tenderloin truncheon. Now, I've been shot over more times than
Sarajevo, but the sight of his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon made my tuna
tunnel tears drip like a George Foreman grill. There was cock custard
slobbering from his devil's bagpipe and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We
were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his cunt stretcher thrusting
my one slice toaster made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant
nun. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and love mayonnaise in my marmite
motorway created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. When he
removed his cheese-crusted cock from my puckered brown eye, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to suck the footlong fudge bullet off his battering ram. He
munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for
the best part of a week.