Authors: Amy Woods
There
was gentleman's relish haemorrhaging from his purple beaver buster and I was
wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The plowing makes me
spray my clunge gunge all over his devil's bagpipe. The unrelenting orgasms
from his skin flute pounding my stench trench made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a fat slag in a disco. Hours of thrusting like this would leave
any girl's piss flaps looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no
different! He pitched a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my mosquito bites just so
he could gobble it up like a bulldog eating porridge. By now, my gaping clam cavern
was sliming like a broken coffee maker. My mouth was so full of pink tractor
beam and love piss, the steamin' semen was flowing down my chin and onto my
rack. He munched on my velcro triangle, even though I'd been riding the cotton
pony for the best part of a week. The pounding of my turd-herder was so
vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his stilton sword deep in my
marmite motorway. With his slut slayer thrusting deep into my fuck trench, the
sensation of his bald avenger smashing my cervix made me quiver like a rat on
acid. Some girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my
hot pocket and a squash up my vintage golf bag. The feeling of his ectoplasm
weeping down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than a greased weasel
shit. With my lunchmeat now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it was time to
start ramming my chocolate starfish. Is now the time to tell him I really need
to pinch off a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? I awoke the next morning with my front
bum still leaking. I thought it was over but his cumtree had other ideas. Now,
I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his spam javelin
made my spaff haemorrhage like a rabid dog. If I don't dial the rotary phone to
get my beige slime trickling from my cum dumpster, his jebend is going to leave
my roast beef platter resembling a shot cat. My meat purse was trembling like
an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his purple beaver buster rammed deeper
into my Mavis Fritter. When he removed his tallywacker from my black hole, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to suck the corn-eyed butt snake off his Nelson's Column.
Inserting my fist into my split peach got me gushing minge monsoon faster than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and
gentleman's relish in my cocoa channel created the delicious rectal stew that
he was so fond of. I can't wait to chow down on the gentleman's relish from his
batter blaster. It was bliss having his timed slimer slid inside me again;
stuffing my pink velvet sausage wallet with a 15" spiked vibrator just
didn't get my cod cave spouting like it used to. The seemingly never-ending
streams of baby gravy emanating from his wrist-thick wand soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. After having my salmon slit fucked, he then proceeded
to slam my black hole.
It
was bliss having his sperminator slid inside me again; stuffing my
clam-flavoured pothole with my fist just didn't get my cock holster spouting
like it used to. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from
his disco stick soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He curled a giant
Mr. Hanky on my fiery biscuits just so he could devour it up like a bulldog
eating porridge. I awoke the next morning with my quim still dribbling. I
thought it was over but his wensleydale wand had other ideas. If I don't tune
the tuna to get my flange custard oozing from my pink velvet sausage wallet,
his skeleton king is going to leave my purple cabbage resembling Pete Burns'
lips. I can't wait to lap the magician's wax from his jebend. My enchilada of
love was trembling like a rat on acid. My mouth was so full of slut slayer and
magician's wax, the baby gravy was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my chest
puppies. When he removed his Nelson's Column from my fart valve, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
consume the toilet twinkie off his skeleton king. The slamming makes me flow my
fallopian fish stock all over his muffbuster. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty Da Vinci load seeping from my rusty bullet hole and all over my fishy
flaps. After having my moose knuckle thrusted, he then proceeded to raid my Oxo
orifice. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking
like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! With my hairy goblet
now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start plunging my
shit winker. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a footlong fudge
bullet, I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his timed slimer stuffed deeper into my Oxo orifice. There was
love piss weeping from his womb ferret and I was wetter than a well diggers
arse. We were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his blood-engorged mayonnaise
cannon slamming my vaginal bacon buffet made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and Da Vinci
load in my brown mile created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so
fond of. Inserting a lightbulb into my pink velvet sausage wallet got me
spouting minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. The thrusting of my chocolate
starfish was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining his
wrist-thick wand deep in my fart valve. Now, I've had more hands up me than The
Muppets, but the sight of his bald avenger made my sex wee trickle like Adele
waiting for Greggs to open. Some girls are happy just to study english
cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in
my slime hole and a gerbil up my chocolate starfish. By now, my stench trench
was foaming like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate
river. He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd been surfing the
crimson tide for the best part of a week. The feeling of his Da Vinci load
seeping down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than greased shit off a
shiny shovel.
Within
no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load frothing from my turd-herder and
all over my velcro triangle. I awoke the next morning with my fuck trench still
flowing. I thought it was over but his pink tractor beam had other ideas. The
feeling of his penis pudding oozing down my throat got my fallopian fish stock
flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. By now, my depravity
cavity was leaching like a George Foreman grill. The unrelenting orgasms from
his skin flute raiding my cod canyon made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a gypsy with a mortgage. Some girls are happy just to audition the finger
puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster in my sperm socket and an egg timer up my fudge
factory. My throat was so full of jade rod and cock custard, the cock snot was
flowing down my chin and onto my breasticles. With my flappy meal now much like
a stamped bat, he thought it was time to start ramming my mud flap. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to crown a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? If
I don't tune the tuna to get my pussy batter oozing from my Quimcy, M.E., his
giggle stick is going to leave my lunchmeat resembling a twisted slipper. Hours
of hammering like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like Pete
Burns' lips, and I was no different! I can't wait to devour the man fat from
his vein cane. With his love lollipop fucking deep into my cod crater, the
sensation of his bald-headed yogurt slinger smashing my cervix made me quiver
like a rat on acid. There was ectoplasm flowing from his gristle missile and I
was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. After having my sperm
socket plowed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd-herder. The pounding makes
me spout my tuna tunnel tears all over his skeleton king. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his womb ferret
stuffed deeper into my poop chute. Inserting a number of chillies into my
vibration station got me pouring minge monsoon faster than a greased weasel
shit. It was bliss having his love muscle shoved inside me again; stuffing my
cod canyon with a lightbulb just didn't get my carp cavity flowing like it used
to. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of
his womb raider made my spaff seep like a slug in a salt mine. He munched on my
beef curtains, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week.
My tuna canal was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The mixture of
footlong fudge bullet and creamy load in my rusty sherif's badge created the
delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams
of magician's wax emanating from his mutton dagger soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. When he removed his stilton sword from my Oxo orifice, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to gobble the stink pickle off his bald avenger. He
dropped a giant hardened fudge nugget on my rack just so he could consume it up
like a bulldog eating porridge.
Now,
I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his veiny
quim prod made my spaff froth like a slug in a salt mine. If I don't fish for
pearls to get my beige slime leaking from my vibrator crater, his bugger king
is going to leave my lunchmeat resembling badly battered road kill. The mixture
of sewer trout and cock custard in my mud flap created the delicious porthole
pudding that he was so fond of. It was bliss having his pink tractor beam
stuffed inside me again; stuffing my clunge pool with an egg timer just didn't
get my gashtray splurging like it used to. There was magician's wax dribbling
from his womb ferret and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready
for more. The feeling of his man fat dribbling down my throat got my tuna
tunnel tears flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. With my beef
curtains now much like a sand blasted tomato, he thought it was time to start
shoving my Mavis Fritter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a
stink pickle, I wondered? I can't wait to chow down on the love mayonnaise from
his purple beaver buster. My throat was so full of cheese-crusted cock and man
fat, the magician's wax was oozing down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. By
now, my shamevelope was trickling like someone had poured fairy liquid into
Niagara Falls. I awoke the next morning with my calamari cockring still
foaming. I thought it was over but his skin flute had other ideas. He dropped a
giant Mr. Hanky on my twin peaks just so he could devour it up like a pig at a
trough. The slamming of my fudge factory was so vigorous, he soon found his
salty protein grapes joining his Nelson's Column deep in my mud flap. Inserting
a 9-iron into my vibration station got me flooding flange custard faster than
snot off a whip. My depravity cavity was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a
tumble dryer. The unrelenting orgasms from his mutton dagger slamming my carp
cavity made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World.
When he removed his stilton spear from my puckered brown eye, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait
to consume the butt nugget off his giggle stick. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his sperminator shoved deeper
into my rusty sherif's badge. He munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd
had the painters in for the best part of a week. After having my gaping clam
cavern thrusted, he then proceeded to hammer my cocoa channel. Some girls are
happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my ruby cave and a number
of chillies up my chocolate starfish. The fucking makes me spritz my shrimp sap
all over his Ocean's 11 Inches. With his one-eyed monster plowing deep into my
kipper dinghy, the sensation of his veiny quim prod smashing my cervix made me
quiver like a shitting dog. The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm
emanating from his wrist-thick wand soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's spam castanets
looking like a hippo's yawn, and I was no different!
When
he removed his sperminator from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
consume the sewer trout off his tenderloin truncheon. My clearing in the woods
was trembling like a shitting dog. The thrusting makes me splurge my shrimp sap
all over his blind butler. The raiding of my poop chute was so vigorous, he
soon found his family jewels joining his one-eyed monster deep in my chocolate
starfish. If I don't fish for pearls to get my flange custard haemorrhaging
from my herring hole, his tallywacker is going to leave my flappy meal
resembling John Wayne's saddlebags. The feeling of his love mayonnaise foaming
down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit.
Inserting a barbie doll into my mound of love pudding got me spraying spaff
faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. My cake hole was so full of love
muscle and Da Vinci load, the love piss was weeping down my chin and onto my
sweater puppies. The mixture of butt nugget and magician's wax in my Mavis
Fritter created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
cheese-crusted cock stuffed deeper into my shit winker. I awoke the next
morning with my cod canyon still leaching. I thought it was over but his purple
beaver buster had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat
emanating from his womb raider soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
After having my salmon slit hammered, he then proceeded to thrust my puckered
brown eye. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my slime hole and a
number of chillies up my Mavis Fritter. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam
dagger slamming my herring hole made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
blind lesbian in a fish shop. By now, my ground zero grotto was dribbling like
a rabid dog. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of
his timed slimer made my shrimp sap slobber like Adele waiting for Greggs to
open. He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd had my redwings
for the best part of a week. He copped a giant butt nugget on my droopies just
so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I can't wait to
devour the cock snot from his meaty member. With my lunchmeat now much like a
badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to start ramming my balloon knot.
Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a toilet twinkie, I
wondered? There was magician's wax dripping from his purple-headed trouser
snake and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty love piss dripping from my Oxo orifice and all
over my purple cabbage. It was bliss having his blue-veined custard chucker
shoved inside me again; stuffing my chlamydia canal with an antique doorknob
just didn't get my Quimcy, M.E. pouring like it used to. Hours of hammering
like this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like a clown's pocket,
and I was no different!