Authors: Amy Woods
The
fucking makes me flow my vertical moisture all over his cheese-crusted cock.
Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of
his all-beef thermometer made my pussy batter drip like a rabid dog. After
having my cod cave hammered, he then proceeded to raid my balloon knot. I awoke
the next morning with my municipal cockwash still slobbering. I thought it was
over but his Nelson's Column had other ideas. With my lunchmeat now much like a
bulldog licking piss from a thistle, he thought it was time to start shoving my
brown mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a toilet twinkie,
I wondered? It was bliss having his brie baton slid inside me again; stuffing
my shame portal with an antique doorknob just didn't get my quim spattering
like it used to. Inserting a 9-iron into my meat purse got me spraying pussy
batter faster than snot off a whip. He eased out a giant stink pickle on my
mammaries just so he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my cock holster and a
barbie doll up my tradesman's entrance. The unrelenting orgasms from his brie
baton pounding my cock holster made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
dyslexic on Countdown. When he removed his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon
from my rusty sherif's badge, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet
twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the
corn-eyed butt snake off his balony pony. The fucking of my poop chute was so
vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his disco stick deep in my
fudge factory. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and gentleman's relish in
my brown mile created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. If I
don't tune the tuna to get my minge mucus trickling from my hot pocket, his
stilton sword is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a dropped burrito.
With his kebeb skewer fucking deep into my hatchet wound, the sensation of his
cunt stretcher smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a
car battery. By now, my cod crater was leaching like a slavering dog. He
munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd been up on bricks for
the best part of a week. My mouth was so full of greasy kebab skewer and penis
pudding, the gentleman's relish was slobbering down my chin and onto my
mammaries. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's roast beef
platter looking like Pete Burns' lips, and I was no different! The seemingly
never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his long-dong silver soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da
Vinci load oozing from my soft tight anus and all over my open-faced ham
sandwich. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his master of ceremonies slid deeper into my balloon knot. I can't
wait to chow down on the cock snot from his balony pony. There was Da Vinci
load weeping from his turgid terror truncheon and I was wetter than a spastic's
chin. We were ready for more. My shamevelope was trembling like an epileptic at
a Pink Floyd concert.
After
having my Quimcy, M.E. pounded, he then proceeded to hammer my old dirt road.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his disco stick slid deeper into my rusty bullet hole. My cake hole was so full
of gristle missile and love mayonnaise, the man fat was dripping down my chin
and onto my fiery biscuits. I awoke the next morning with my herring hole still
trickling. I thought it was over but his cream reaper had other ideas.
Inserting a 9-iron into my vaginal bacon buffet got me splurging clunge gunge
faster than snot off a whip. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's
beef curtains looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different! It was
bliss having his veiny quim prod stuffed inside me again; stuffing my shame
portal with a number of chillies just didn't get my wunder down under gushing
like it used to. The pounding makes me squirt my tuna tunnel tears all over his
giggle stick. When he removed his spam javelin from my turd-herder, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't
wait to devour the sewer trout off his bald-headed yogurt slinger. The
seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his chubstep soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in
my front bum and a lightbulb up my other vagina. By now, my pink velvet sausage
wallet was frothing like a George Foreman grill. With my lunchmeat now much
like a ripped out fireplace, he thought it was time to start sliding my balloon
knot. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pinch off a corn-eyed butt
snake, I wondered? The feeling of his steamin' semen slobbering down my throat
got my clunge gunge flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He
munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for
the best part of a week. The mixture of stink pickle and penis pudding in my
Mavis Fritter created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. With
his tallywacker plowing deep into my fuck trench, the sensation of his womb
raider smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. The unrelenting orgasms from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus
hammering my cod cave made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse
in a tampon factory. There was steamin' semen flowing from his cervix cigar and
I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. The plowing
of my Mavis Fritter was so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his
sperminator deep in my balloon knot. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand
Province, but the sight of his cream reaper made my spaff drain like someone
had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. If I don't play the clitar to get
my tuna tunnel tears flowing from my whispering eye, his battering ram is going
to leave my hairy goblet resembling a motorway pileup. I can't wait to gobble
the steamin' semen from his battering ram. My wunder down under was trembling
like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. He cut a giant toilet twinkie on my
twin peaks just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
He
munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for
the best part of a week. If I don't strum the banjo to get my tuna tunnel tears
leaking from my clunge pool, his stilton sword is going to leave my flappy meal
resembling a manatee in yoga pants. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and
cock custard in my other vagina created the delicious sphincter sauce that he
was so fond of. When he removed his spam javelin from my mud flap, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the Mr. Hanky off his purple-headed trouser snake. I
can't wait to suck the cock custard from his tallywacker. With my hairy goblet
now much like a werewolf with it's throat cut, he thought it was time to start
plunging my brown mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a Mr.
Hanky, I wondered? Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's hairy
goblet looking like badly battered road kill, and I was no different! My mouth
was so full of spam dagger and cock snot, the Da Vinci load was weeping down my
chin and onto my mammaries. My sperm socket was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my
spit, but the sight of his love lollipop made my minge mucus drip like a leaky
tap. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my smush mitten
got me squirting vertical moisture faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm dripping from my rusty
sherif's badge and all over my fishy flaps. The feeling of his love mayonnaise
trickling down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. The thrusting of my tradesman's entrance was
so vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his wrist-thick wand deep in
my cocoa channel. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my furry cup and an egg
timer up my balloon knot. The unrelenting orgasms from his master of ceremonies
pounding my cod canyon made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy with
a mortgage. With his batter blaster slamming deep into my tuna canal, the
sensation of his sperminator smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. By
now, my hot pocket was dribbling like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara
Falls. There was man fat slobbering from his vein cane and I was wetter than a
well diggers arse. We were ready for more. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his chubstep probed deeper into my
chocolate starfish. He pitched a giant footlong fudge bullet on my
superdroopers just so he could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. I
awoke the next morning with my vibrator crater still draining. I thought it was
over but his womb ferret had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of
steamin' semen emanating from his cunt stretcher soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. The pounding makes me pour my pussy batter all over his
master of ceremonies. After having my penis pothole raided, he then proceeded
to pound my cocoa channel.
The
unrelenting orgasms from his wrist-thick wand fucking my soft-shelled tuna taco
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping
container. My mouth was so full of tallywacker and creamy load, the cock
custard was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my mammaries. The plowing makes
me gush my shrimp sap all over his cervix cigar. Inserting a gerbil into my
mound of love pudding got me splurging tuna tunnel tears faster than snot off a
whip. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his Nelson's Column probed deeper into my brown mile. I awoke the next
morning with my south mouth still leaking. I thought it was over but his
muffbuster had other ideas. The feeling of his baby gravy flowing down my
throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit.
There was ectoplasm slobbering from his balony pony and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. After having my hatchet wound
slammed, he then proceeded to pound my vintage golf bag. The seemingly
never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his battering ram soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental
optician, but the sight of his jade rod made my vertical moisture slime like a
broken coffee maker. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's piss
flaps looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different! With my
vertical smile now much like a horse's collar, he thought it was time to start
sliding my brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a butt
nugget, I wondered? I can't wait to consume the creamy load from his disco
stick. With his tenderloin truncheon pounding deep into my mound of love pudding,
the sensation of his huge penis smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa
Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. By now, my one slice toaster was leaching like
there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. If I don't fish for pearls to
get my shrimp sap leaching from my front bum, his long-dong silver is going to
leave my panty hamster resembling a dropped burrito. It was bliss having his
huge penis plunged inside me again; stuffing my wunder down under with a gerbil
just didn't get my stench trench flowing like it used to. The fucking of my mud
flap was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his greasy
slimelight deep in my poop chute. He extruded a giant sewer trout on my tatas
just so he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. My south
mouth was trembling like jelly. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my cod
canyon and my fist up my mud flap. When he removed his all-beef thermometer
from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the butt nugget off his
jade rod. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love mayonnaise sliming from
my shit winker and all over my fishy flaps. The mixture of hardened fudge
nugget and cock snot in my black hole created the delicious rectal stew that he
was so fond of.
With
his cunt plunger raiding deep into my meat purse, the sensation of his Ocean's
11 Inches smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car
battery. Within no time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding oozing from my
brown mile and all over my meaty hangers. Hours of fucking like this would
leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like a rabid baboon's arse, and I was no
different! The feeling of his love mayonnaise haemorrhaging down my throat got
my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He arced a
giant stink pickle on my chest puppies just so he could consume it up like a
pig at a trough. By now, my split peach was dribbling like a hungry pig at a
trough. The unrelenting orgasms from his Nelson's Column pounding my whispering
eye made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. I
awoke the next morning with my tuna canal still haemorrhaging. I thought it was
over but his vein cane had other ideas. The hammering of my tradesman's
entrance was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his cervix
cigar deep in my rusty bullet hole. It was bliss having his bald-headed yogurt
slinger slid inside me again; stuffing my split peach with a 9-iron just didn't
get my frilling pink golf bag pouring like it used to. The raiding makes me
splurge my pussy batter all over his Nelson's Column. My throat was so full of
jade rod and baby gravy, the baby gravy was oozing down my chin and onto my
cans. Some girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic
motion when they're alone, but I can't get off without having my fist in my
meat purse and a barbie doll up my turd cutter. I can't wait to lap the
ectoplasm from his ample cock. If I don't finger blast to get my tuna tunnel
tears sliming from my cod crater, his batter blaster is going to leave my
purple cabbage resembling a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. Inserting a
9-iron into my one slice toaster got me flowing flange custard faster than snot
off a whip. My smush mitten was trembling like a rat on acid. When he removed
his battering ram from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see
a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck
the colon cobra off his muffbuster. He munched on my furburger, even though I'd
had my redwings for the best part of a week. There was steamin' semen frothing
from his cunt stretcher and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready
for more. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his cheese-crusted cock probed deeper into my marmite motorway. Now,
I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his
sperminator made my sex wee seep like a slug in a salt mine. With my spam
castanets now much like the Japanese flag, he thought it was time to start
shoving my poop chute. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a
stink pickle, I wondered? After having my enchilada of love thrusted, he then
proceeded to thrust my balloon knot. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and ectoplasm in
my mud flap created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of.