Authors: Amy Woods
He
curled a giant hardened fudge nugget on my droopies just so he could lap it up
like a hungry hungry hippo. My throat was so full of brie baton and magician's
wax, the Da Vinci load was foaming down my chin and onto my boobage. If I don't
audition the finger puppets to get my beige slime oozing from my frilling pink
golf bag, his wensleydale wand is going to leave my panty hamster resembling
Brian May's plughole. By now, my moose knuckle was oozing like a George Foreman
grill. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his pink
tractor beam made my beige slime froth like a slug in a salt mine. The
hammering makes me squirt my flange custard all over his Ocean's 11 Inches.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard leaching from my old dirt
road and all over my hairy goblet. There was gentleman's relish weeping from
his pink tractor beam and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were
ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his turgid terror truncheon
hammering my fuck gutter made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind
lesbian in a fish shop. With his love lollipop fucking deep into my wunder down
under, the sensation of his love lollipop smashing my cervix made me quake like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The plowing of my cocoa channel was so
vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining his love muscle deep
in my rusty bullet hole. With my panty hamster now much like that bathroom door
in The Shining, he thought it was time to start shoving my shit winker. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to cop a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered?
He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part
of a week. I awoke the next morning with my ruby cave still dribbling. I
thought it was over but his bald avenger had other ideas. Hours of raiding like
this would leave any girl's vertical garden looking like an over inflated
dinghy, and I was no different! When he removed his flesh gordon from my turd
cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his bald
avenger. I can't wait to consume the steamin' semen from his turgid terror
truncheon. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his cumtree probed deeper into my puckered brown eye. The seemingly
never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his purple beaver buster
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My cod crater was trembling like
an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Inserting an antique doorknob into my
quim got me flowing minge monsoon faster than snot off a whip. The feeling of
his love piss leaching down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than snot
off a whip. It was bliss having his skeleton king plunged inside me again;
stuffing my herring hole with a 9-iron just didn't get my calamari cockring
flooding like it used to. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and steamin'
semen in my turd cutter created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so
fond of. After having my tuna canal thrusted, he then proceeded to pound my
tradesman's entrance.
The
mixture of sewer trout and love mayonnaise in my brown mile created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning with my
smush mitten still draining. I thought it was over but his purple-headed
trouser snake had other ideas. After having my whispering eye pounded, he then
proceeded to hammer my chocolate starfish. My slime hole was trembling like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The thrusting of my fart valve was so
vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his ramrod deep in my poo pipe.
With my flappy meal now much like the Japanese flag, he thought it was time to
start sliding my tradesman's entrance. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to drop a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? The thrusting makes me spout
my tuna tunnel tears all over his long-dong silver. When he removed his slut
slayer from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge
bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the butt nugget
off his love muscle. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the
sight of his Ocean's 11 Inches made my fallopian fish stock foam like there was
a midget inside me with a super soaker. There was creamy load sliming from his
cream reaper and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. He
munched on my velcro triangle, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for
the best part of a week. With his ample cock pounding deep into my smush mitten,
the sensation of his disco stick smashing my cervix made me quake like an
epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. By now, my clunge pool was leaking like
there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cunt plunger stuffed deeper
into my balloon knot. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into
my chlamydia canal got me flooding spaff faster than snot off a whip. He
pinched off a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my breasticles just so he could lap
it up like a bulldog eating porridge. My cake hole was so full of devil's
bagpipe and creamy load, the love piss was leaching down my chin and onto my
top bollocks. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers
looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no different! I can't wait to devour
the magician's wax from his chorizo howitzer. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty creamy load haemorrhaging from my chocolate starfish and all over my
piss flaps. The unrelenting orgasms from his sperminator pounding my tampon
tunnel made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. It
was bliss having his devil's bagpipe probed inside me again; stuffing my mound
of love pudding with an egg timer just didn't get my fuck trench spraying like
it used to. The feeling of his steamin' semen oozing down my throat got my
vertical moisture flowing quicker than snot off a whip. If I don't flick the
bean to get my sex wee seeping from my pink velvet sausage wallet, his cervix
cigar is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling a rabid baboon's arse.
Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my one slice toaster
and my fist up my poo pipe.
My
one slice toaster was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his kebeb skewer probed deeper into my poo pipe. If I don't fluff the muff to
get my beige slime seeping from my tuna canal, his stilton spear is going to
leave my fishy flaps resembling Pete Burns' lips. The feeling of his cock snot
leaking down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than snot off a whip.
By now, my spunk dungeon was sliming like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home.
The fucking makes me surge my tuna tunnel tears all over his one-eyed milkman.
After having my cod canyon hammered, he then proceeded to slam my cocoa
channel. My throat was so full of chorizo howitzer and baby gravy, the steamin'
semen was leaching down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. Inserting a barbie
doll into my soft-shelled tuna taco got me flowing clunge gunge faster than
snot off a whip. I can't wait to suck the steamin' semen from his veiny quim
prod. The unrelenting orgasms from his bugger king pounding my birth cannon
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping
container. There was man fat haemorrhaging from his one-eyed milkman and I was
wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. When he removed his
gristle missile from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the butt
nugget off his one-eyed milkman. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand
Province, but the sight of his sperminator made my fallopian fish stock slobber
like a rabid dog. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating
from his pink tractor beam soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With
his kebeb skewer pounding deep into my wunder down under, the sensation of his
cheese-crusted cock smashing my cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a
Pink Floyd concert. He pinched off a giant butt nugget on my love bubbles just
so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. The raiding of my poop chute was
so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls joining his ample cock deep in my
shit winker. The mixture of sewer trout and cock custard in my cocoa channel
created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. Within no time,
I could feel the shitty man fat foaming from my other vagina and all over my
panty hamster. With my spam castanets now much like a darts team's goalkeeper,
he thought it was time to start sliding my cocoa channel. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to ease a sewer trout, I wondered? I awoke the next
morning with my vibration station still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over
but his ample cock had other ideas. It was bliss having his jade rod shoved inside
me again; stuffing my shamevelope with a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster just didn't get my bearded haddock pasty flooding like it used to. Some
girls are happy just to study english cliterature when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having my fist in my gaping clam cavern and a gerbil up
my rusty sherif's badge. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's
flappy meal looking like a dropped burrito, and I was no different!
The
fucking makes me gush my fallopian fish stock all over his blind butler. It was
bliss having his wensleydale wand slid inside me again; stuffing my ruby cave
with an antique doorknob just didn't get my calamari cockring squirting like it
used to. The unrelenting orgasms from his clunger slamming my cock holster made
me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. I awoke the
next morning with my wunder down under still frothing. I thought it was over
but his mutton dagger had other ideas. He munched on my furburger, even though
I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. I can't wait to lap the
magician's wax from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus. My throat was so
full of clunger and Da Vinci load, the cock snot was trickling down my chin and
onto my superdroopers. My mound of love pudding was trembling like a rat on
acid. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his purple beaver buster rammed deeper into my poo pipe. Hours of pounding
like this would leave any girl's open-faced ham sandwich looking like a ripped
out fireplace, and I was no different! By now, my soft-shelled tuna taco was
leaking like a rabid dog. There was cock custard dripping from his slut slayer
and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. The fucking
of my Mavis Fritter was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining
his love muscle deep in my rusty bullet hole. Some girls are happy just to dial
the rotary phone when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
barbie doll in my salmon slit and a 15" spiked vibrator up my turd-herder.
If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my clunge gunge frothing from my mound
of love pudding, his chorizo howitzer is going to leave my vertical smile
resembling a gutted trout. After having my split peach pounded, he then
proceeded to raid my turd cutter. The mixture of stink pickle and man fat in my
old dirt road created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The
feeling of his Da Vinci load slobbering down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Inserting my fist into my fuck
gutter got me surging shrimp sap faster than snot off a whip. With my vertical
garden now much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to start
sliding my ring piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a Mr.
Hanky, I wondered? He eased out a giant colon cobra on my droopies just so he
could consume it up like a pig at a trough. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty love mayonnaise leaching from my brown mile and all over my furburger.
With his sperminator raiding deep into my depravity cavity, the sensation of
his master of ceremonies smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. When he removed his womb raider from my turd cutter,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to consume the Mr. Hanky off his battering ram. The seemingly
never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his cunt plunger soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio.
Now,
I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his
cheese-crusted cock made my sex wee flow like a slavering dog. After having my
ground zero grotto hammered, he then proceeded to slam my fart valve. The unrelenting
orgasms from his devil's bagpipe hammering my smush mitten made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. When he removed
his brie baton from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the
colon cobra off his bugger king. He munched on my roast beef platter, even
though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. With his
purple beaver buster thrusting deep into my vaginal bacon buffet, the sensation
of his womb ferret smashing my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog.
Inserting a squash into my depravity cavity got me spritzing vertical moisture
faster than a greased weasel shit. He launched a giant toilet twinkie on my
breasticles just so he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo. It was bliss
having his jebend shoved inside me again; stuffing my soft-shelled tuna taco
with an antique doorknob just didn't get my fuck gutter flowing like it used
to. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like
a badly wrapped kebab, and I was no different! Some girls are happy just to
stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having an egg timer in my shame portal and a 9-iron up my
rusty sherif's badge. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his jade rod stuffed deeper into my brown mile. My mouth
was so full of master of ceremonies and steamin' semen, the ectoplasm was
oozing down my chin and onto my rack. My penis pothole was trembling like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. With my piss flaps now much like an over
inflated dinghy, he thought it was time to start shoving my soft tight anus. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to arc a footlong fudge bullet, I
wondered? The fucking makes me spray my flange custard all over his cream
reaper. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my spaff seeping from my ruby
cave, his veiny quim prod is going to leave my vertical garden resembling a
motorway pileup. The feeling of his cock custard leaking down my throat got my
spaff flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty man fat leaking from my black hole and all over my piss flaps. The
mixture of colon cobra and Da Vinci load in my chocolate starfish created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. I can't wait to gobble the love
mayonnaise from his cunt stretcher. By now, my gammon alley was seeping like
there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. The plowing of my Oxo orifice
was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his tenderloin truncheon
deep in my brown eye. I awoke the next morning with my tuna canal still
dribbling. I thought it was over but his master of ceremonies had other ideas.
There was creamy load dripping from his cervix cigar and I was wetter than an
otter's pocket. We were ready for more.