Authors: Amy Woods
The
raiding of my black hole was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining
his timed slimer deep in my vintage golf bag. With my purple cabbage now much
like a stamped bat, he thought it was time to start stuffing my ring piece. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to pinch off a colon cobra, I wondered?
The unrelenting orgasms from his flesh gordon hammering my penis pothole made
me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a confessional. Some girls
are happy just to audition the finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't
get off without having a 9-iron in my soft-shelled tuna taco and an egg timer
up my vintage golf bag. The mixture of colon cobra and steamin' semen in my
chocolate starfish created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond
of. With his master of ceremonies raiding deep into my split peach, the
sensation of his greasy kebab skewer smashing my cervix made me quake like
Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Inserting a barbie doll into my
clearing in the woods got me flooding pussy batter faster than greased shit off
a shiny shovel. There was ectoplasm dripping from his ramrod and I was wetter
than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. When he removed his tenderloin
truncheon from my tradesman's entrance, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the Mr.
Hanky off his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty penis pudding oozing from my cocoa channel and all over my flappy
meal. He arced a giant stink pickle on my twin peaks just so he could chow down
on it up like a hungry hungry hippo. The feeling of his magician's wax
haemorrhaging down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than
snot off a whip. My Quimcy, M.E. was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble
dryer. I can't wait to gobble the cock custard from his cunt stretcher. By now,
my whispering eye was flowing like a rabid dog. He munched on my flappy meal,
even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. After having
my vibration station plowed, he then proceeded to fuck my mud flap. Now, I've
been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his cunt plunger
made my minge mucus dribble like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. If I don't
finger blast to get my shrimp sap trickling from my fuck gutter, his jade rod
is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a motorway pileup. It was bliss
having his spam javelin shoved inside me again; stuffing my wizards sleeve with
a lightbulb just didn't get my ladytown spouting like it used to. I awoke the next
morning with my vaginal bacon buffet still trickling. I thought it was over but
his love lollipop had other ideas. My mouth was so full of bald avenger and
penis pudding, the magician's wax was trickling down my chin and onto my
droopies. The raiding makes me surge my vertical moisture all over his clunger.
The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his veiny quim
prod soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his blue-veined custard chucker
rammed deeper into my Mavis Fritter.
If
I don't flick the bean to get my sex wee foaming from my south mouth, his
throbbing quim dagger is going to leave my purple cabbage resembling a dropped
burrito. My throat was so full of purple beaver buster and gentleman's relish,
the steamin' semen was dribbling down my chin and onto my cans. With his huge
penis raiding deep into my south mouth, the sensation of his clunger smashing
my cervix made me quake like a rat on acid. The plowing makes me squirt my
minge mucus all over his chorizo howitzer. After having my wunder down under
slammed, he then proceeded to thrust my cocoa channel. He blasted a giant colon
cobra on my mosquito bites just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a
trough. When he removed his Ocean's 11 Inches from my marmite motorway, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to gobble the Mr. Hanky off his slut slayer. I can't wait
to consume the baby gravy from his wensleydale wand. The seemingly never-ending
streams of penis pudding emanating from his bald-headed yogurt slinger soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and Da
Vinci load in my old dirt road created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so
fond of. Inserting a number of chillies into my tuna canal got me squirting
minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his disco stick slid deeper into my
chocolate starfish. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald-headed yogurt slinger
fucking my meat purse made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun
at a penguin shoot. Some girls are happy just to tune the tuna when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my ladytown and a 9-iron up my
rusty sherif's badge. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby
boom, but the sight of his timed slimer made my tuna tunnel tears leak like
Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. The raiding of my shit winker was so
vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his long-dong silver deep in
my puckered brown eye. By now, my whispering eye was haemorrhaging like there
was a midget inside me with a super soaker. He munched on my piss flaps, even
though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. With my meaty
hangers now much like the Japanese flag, he thought it was time to start
shoving my balloon knot. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a
sewer trout, I wondered? It was bliss having his womb ferret rammed inside me
again; stuffing my chamber of squelch with my fist just didn't get my
clam-flavoured pothole flowing like it used to. The feeling of his Da Vinci
load slobbering down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. My cum dumpster was trembling like an
epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. I awoke the next morning with my mound of
love pudding still dribbling. I thought it was over but his bald-headed yogurt
slinger had other ideas. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love
mayonnaise oozing from my tradesman's entrance and all over my furburger. There
was Da Vinci load flowing from his throbbing quim dagger and I was wetter than
an otter's pocket. We were ready for more.
My
gammon alley was trembling like a shitting dog. Some girls are happy just to
get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10
inch purple battery-operated monster in my oyster ditch and a squash up my
chocolate starfish. The feeling of his gentleman's relish draining down my
throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. It was
bliss having his love lollipop shoved inside me again; stuffing my vaginal
bacon buffet with a gerbil just didn't get my cum dumpster spouting like it
used to. After having my gaping clam cavern pounded, he then proceeded to slam
my turd-herder. I can't wait to lap the penis pudding from his mutton dagger.
Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his
eight inches of throbbing pink jesus made my spaff drip like Augustus Gloop's
mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. By now, my meat purse was
weeping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. The mixture of colon cobra and
steamin' semen in my Mavis Fritter created the delicious sphincter sauce that
he was so fond of. With his bugger king thrusting deep into my pink velvet
sausage wallet, the sensation of his womb raider smashing my cervix made me
quake like a shitting dog. Inserting a squash into my cod cave got me spritzing
sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. With my piss flaps now much like a
bulldog in a windtunnel, he thought it was time to start plunging my puckered
brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pinch off a footlong
fudge bullet, I wondered? My mouth was so full of battering ram and creamy
load, the gentleman's relish was frothing down my chin and onto my twin peaks.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his purple-headed trouser snake stuffed deeper into my rusty bullet hole. The
unrelenting orgasms from his cumtree hammering my kipper dinghy made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. The raiding of my poo pipe
was so vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining his gristle
missile deep in my black hole. If I don't play the clitar to get my minge
monsoon sliming from my hatchet wound, his timed slimer is going to leave my
vertical smile resembling a ripped out fireplace. The seemingly never-ending
streams of penis pudding emanating from his flesh gordon soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. The fucking makes me eject my fallopian fish stock
all over his spam dagger. When he removed his thrill drill from my black hole,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the butt nugget off his giggle stick. He
munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for
the best part of a week. Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm
foaming from my black hole and all over my beef curtains. There was creamy load
weeping from his timed slimer and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were
ready for more. He dropped a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my superdroopers
just so he could consume it up like a pig at a trough. Hours of hammering like
this would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like the south end of a badger
going north, and I was no different!
The
mixture of butt nugget and love mayonnaise in my Mavis Fritter created the
delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. I can't wait to chow down on the
ectoplasm from his tenderloin truncheon. It was bliss having his battering ram
plunged inside me again; stuffing my vaginal bacon buffet with a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster just didn't get my meat purse pouring like it used to.
If I don't study english cliterature to get my tuna tunnel tears slobbering
from my vaginal bacon buffet, his long-dong silver is going to leave my furburger
resembling a bulldog in a windtunnel. With my panty hamster now much like a
bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time to start ramming my rusty
sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a footlong
fudge bullet, I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his cunt stretcher stuffed deeper into my turd-herder.
With his batter blaster fucking deep into my quim, the sensation of his
one-eyed milkman smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax draining from my ring piece and
all over my beef curtains. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's
hairy goblet looking like a sand blasted tomato, and I was no different!
Inserting my fist into my cod crater got me splurging vertical moisture faster
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Some girls are happy just to stimulate
the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having my fist in my soft-shelled tuna taco and an egg timer up my
fudge factory. He rolled a giant butt nugget on my superdroopers just so he
could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. I awoke the next morning with
my furry cup still leaching. I thought it was over but his meaty member had
other ideas. He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd been on
the rag for the best part of a week. The hammering of my tradesman's entrance
was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his huge penis deep in my
rusty sherif's badge. My mouth was so full of balony pony and magician's wax,
the creamy load was leaking down my chin and onto my chest puppies. The
pounding makes me spray my pussy batter all over his bald-headed yogurt
slinger. When he removed his cumtree from my other vagina, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
suck the hardened fudge nugget off his love lollipop. By now, my penis pothole
was oozing like a broken fridge freezer. Now, I've seen more action than
Helmand Province, but the sight of his skeleton king made my spaff froth like a
slavering dog. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish
emanating from his bald-headed yogurt slinger soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. The unrelenting orgasms from his mutton dagger hammering my
split peach made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on
Countdown. There was cock custard leaching from his love lollipop and I was
wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. After having my chamber
of squelch pounded, he then proceeded to slam my old dirt road. The feeling of
his ectoplasm leaching down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel.
With
my beef curtains now much like a bulldog licking piss from a thistle, he
thought it was time to start probing my brown mile. Is now the time to tell him
I really need to blast a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? He munched on my hairy goblet,
even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. I can't wait to
chow down on the Da Vinci load from his love lollipop. The feeling of his love
mayonnaise weeping down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. When he removed his muffbuster from my black
hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the footlong fudge bullet off his
veiny quim prod. The fucking makes me spit my vertical moisture all over his one-eyed
monster. It was bliss having his chorizo howitzer stuffed inside me again;
stuffing my whispering eye with a lightbulb just didn't get my cod canyon
spattering like it used to. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a
baby boom, but the sight of his cunt stretcher made my minge mucus slobber like
a slavering dog. My mouth was so full of bald-headed yogurt slinger and
gentleman's relish, the love piss was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my
boobage. He launched a giant hardened fudge nugget on my love bubbles just so
he could devour it up like a pig at a trough. The unrelenting orgasms from his
Ocean's 11 Inches raiding my stench trench made me come so hard, I began
sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. Some girls are happy just to get a
stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 15"
spiked vibrator in my mound of love pudding and an antique doorknob up my other
vagina. After having my clunge pool fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my brown
eye. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his
spam dagger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With his jebend
slamming deep into my fuck gutter, the sensation of his blind butler smashing
my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. The mixture of stink pickle and
magician's wax in my old dirt road created the delicious rectal stew that he
was so fond of. I awoke the next morning with my wunder down under still
foaming. I thought it was over but his disco stick had other ideas. The thrusting
of my shit winker was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his
thrill drill deep in my fudge factory. By now, my split peach was draining like
there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. Inserting a lightbulb into my
one slice toaster got me spritzing minge mucus faster than greased shit off a
shiny shovel. Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's piss flaps
looking like a twisted slipper, and I was no different! Within no time, I could
feel the shitty magician's wax trickling from my turd-herder and all over my
clap flaps. There was magician's wax haemorrhaging from his tallywacker and I
was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his bald-headed
yogurt slinger rammed deeper into my black hole. If I don't buff the muff to
get my tuna tunnel tears draining from my stench trench, his stilton spear is
going to leave my flappy meal resembling a badly wrapped kebab.