Authors: Amy Woods
Inserting
a lightbulb into my vibrator crater got me pouring fallopian fish stock faster
than snot off a whip. It was bliss having his wrist-thick wand probed inside me
again; stuffing my stench trench with an egg timer just didn't get my herring
hole spouting like it used to. There was baby gravy sliming from his master of
ceremonies and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The
plowing makes me eject my flange custard all over his cumtree. By now, my smush
mitten was leaching like a slug in a salt mine. The seemingly never-ending
streams of ectoplasm emanating from his veiny quim prod soon had me coated like
a plasterer's radio. The mixture of stink pickle and ectoplasm in my poop chute
created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. I awoke the next
morning with my clearing in the woods still seeping. I thought it was over but
his bald-headed yogurt slinger had other ideas. Hours of slamming like this
would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a badly wrapped kebab, and I was
no different! My throat was so full of turgid terror truncheon and gentleman's
relish, the love piss was frothing down my chin and onto my boobage. I can't
wait to devour the cock custard from his cervix cigar. The unrelenting orgasms
from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus hammering my front bum made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a confessional. Some girls are
happy just to fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my wizards sleeve and a
lightbulb up my ring piece. Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's
relish weeping from my mud flap and all over my beef curtains. My carp cavity
was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. With my hairy
goblet now much like the Japanese flag, he thought it was time to start sliding
my Oxo orifice. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a corn-eyed
butt snake, I wondered? Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit,
but the sight of his master of ceremonies made my minge mucus ooze like Wayne
Rooney's dick in an OAP home. He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd
been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. He extruded a giant
Mr. Hanky on my droopies just so he could chow down on it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. The feeling of his penis pudding foaming down my throat got my
shrimp sap flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. The hammering of my ring
piece was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his giggle stick
deep in my rusty bullet hole. If I don't fluff the muff to get my spaff
haemorrhaging from my frilling pink golf bag, his cunt plunger is going to
leave my lunchmeat resembling a bulldog licking piss from a thistle. With his
spunk-filled spam rocket raiding deep into my vaginal bacon buffet, the
sensation of his one-eyed monster smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly.
When he removed his jade rod from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
consume the stink pickle off his womb raider. Leaving my panties sunny side up
on the floor was the least of my worries as his cheese-crusted cock probed
deeper into my marmite motorway.
The
plowing makes me spout my minge mucus all over his master of ceremonies. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty love mayonnaise dripping from my rusty
sherif's badge and all over my beef curtains. He munched on my panty hamster,
even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. The feeling of his
man fat dribbling down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than snot
off a whip. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of his
cumtree made my sex wee flow like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy
Wonka's chocolate river. He pinched off a giant sewer trout on my fiery
biscuits just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The mixture
of stink pickle and penis pudding in my soft tight anus created the delicious
rectal stew that he was so fond of. Some girls are happy just to buff the muff
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my moose
knuckle and a 15" spiked vibrator up my poo pipe. The unrelenting orgasms
from his cervix cigar fucking my slime hole made me come so hard, I began
sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. I can't wait to devour the creamy
load from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus. Inserting a number of
chillies into my pink velvet sausage wallet got me gushing minge monsoon faster
than snot off a whip. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his batter blaster shoved deeper into my mud flap. It
was bliss having his ramrod slid inside me again; stuffing my smush mitten with
a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my chamber of squelch pouring like
it used to. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from
his bald avenger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The pounding of
my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his
kebeb skewer deep in my soft tight anus. After having my cock holster plowed,
he then proceeded to fuck my turd-herder. By now, my ground zero grotto was
frothing like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. There was man fat weeping
from his thrill drill and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready
for more. I awoke the next morning with my furry cup still oozing. I thought it
was over but his purple beaver buster had other ideas. If I don't audition the
finger puppets to get my minge mucus weeping from my vaginal bacon buffet, his
timed slimer is going to leave my spam castanets resembling a horse's collar.
With my vertical smile now much like a gutted trout, he thought it was time to
start shoving my poo pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a
corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? With his spam javelin fucking deep into my
wizards sleeve, the sensation of his throbbing quim dagger smashing my cervix
made me quiver like a shitting dog. Hours of raiding like this would leave any
girl's meaty hangers looking like a stamped bat, and I was no different! When
he removed his huge penis from my other vagina, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the sewer
trout off his mutton dagger. My hot pocket was trembling like a shitting dog.
With
his all-beef thermometer fucking deep into my chlamydia canal, the sensation of
his mutton dagger smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of
chopped liver. With my vertical smile now much like a horse's collar, he
thought it was time to start sliding my turd cutter. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to cop a butt nugget, I wondered? Hours of slamming like this
would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like a clown's pocket, and I was
no different! Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight
of his muffbuster made my pussy batter flow like Adele waiting for Greggs to
open. The mixture of stink pickle and love piss in my rusty sherif's badge
created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. It was bliss
having his love muscle plunged inside me again; stuffing my ruby cave with an
egg timer just didn't get my ladytown ejecting like it used to. The unrelenting
orgasms from his giggle stick plowing my shamevelope made me come so hard, I
began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. My depravity cavity was
trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his piss pipe probed deeper
into my Oxo orifice. There was baby gravy dribbling from his tallywacker and I
was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. If I don't buff the
muff to get my vertical moisture foaming from my herring hole, his cunt
stretcher is going to leave my open-faced ham sandwich resembling a shot cat.
The thrusting makes me flow my tuna tunnel tears all over his long-dong silver.
After having my cum dumpster fucked, he then proceeded to pound my brown mile.
Inserting a gerbil into my cod crater got me squirting minge monsoon faster
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Some girls are happy just to fish for
pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of
chillies in my spunk dungeon and an egg timer up my fudge factory. He eased out
a giant sewer trout on my love bubbles just so he could consume it up like a
bulldog eating porridge. The seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen
emanating from his spam javelin soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I
can't wait to consume the love piss from his master of ceremonies. I awoke the
next morning with my one slice toaster still weeping. I thought it was over but
his gristle missile had other ideas. When he removed his sperminator from my
soft tight anus, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the toilet twinkie off his
tallywacker. By now, my fuck gutter was slobbering like someone had poured
fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. The pounding of my tradesman's entrance was so
vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his gristle missile deep in my
cocoa channel. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen
haemorrhaging from my turd cutter and all over my velcro triangle. The feeling
of his ectoplasm weeping down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing
quicker than a greased weasel shit. My throat was so full of vein cane and
steamin' semen, the man fat was leaking down my chin and onto my chest puppies.
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
long-dong silver shoved deeper into my turd-herder. With his spam javelin
pounding deep into my cock holster, the sensation of his bald-headed yogurt
slinger smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car
battery. My throat was so full of skeleton king and magician's wax, the penis
pudding was flowing down my chin and onto my superdroopers. The feeling of his
cock snot draining down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker
than a greased weasel shit. I can't wait to gobble the cock custard from his
meaty member. The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton sword thrusting my
Quimcy, M.E. made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco.
My bearded haddock pasty was trembling like a rat on acid. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty man fat dribbling from my turd cutter and all over my
velcro triangle. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating
from his bald-headed yogurt slinger soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a blind cobbler's thumb,
he thought it was time to start shoving my old dirt road. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to crown a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? He munched on my meaty
hangers, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. There
was steamin' semen dribbling from his all-beef thermometer and I was wetter
than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. The pounding makes me gush my
fallopian fish stock all over his purple beaver buster. He eased out a giant
colon cobra on my rack just so he could gobble it up like a hungry hungry
hippo. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking
like a rabid baboon's arse, and I was no different! The hammering of my
tradesman's entrance was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining
his slut slayer deep in my black hole. By now, my penis pothole was
haemorrhaging like a slug in a salt mine. When he removed his cunt plunger from
my other vagina, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the stink pickle off his
slut slayer. The mixture of colon cobra and cock custard in my turd-herder
created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. Inserting an
antique doorknob into my chamber of squelch got me spattering vertical moisture
faster than snot off a whip. It was bliss having his blood-engorged mayonnaise
cannon rammed inside me again; stuffing my furry cup with a number of chillies
just didn't get my birth cannon pouring like it used to. After having my
clearing in the woods pounded, he then proceeded to hammer my cocoa channel.
Some girls are happy just to finger blast when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my cum dumpster and a 9-iron
up my brown eye. I awoke the next morning with my meat purse still draining. I
thought it was over but his jade rod had other ideas. If I don't finger blast
to get my shrimp sap haemorrhaging from my bearded haddock pasty, his spam
javelin is going to leave my meaty hangers resembling Pete Burns' lips.
After
having my vibration station slammed, he then proceeded to pound my poo pipe.
The feeling of his Da Vinci load oozing down my throat got my shrimp sap
flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. By now, my wunder down
under was sliming like a slavering dog. Some girls are happy just to audition
the finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
number of chillies in my whispering eye and a 15" spiked vibrator up my
poop chute. Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load oozing from my
puckered brown eye and all over my vertical garden. If I don't get a stinky
pinky to get my clunge gunge frothing from my wunder down under, his
tallywacker is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling a rabid baboon's arse.
It was bliss having his batter blaster stuffed inside me again; stuffing my
vibration station with a squash just didn't get my mound of love pudding squirting
like it used to. My shame portal was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator. With my furburger now much like a bulldog in a
windtunnel, he thought it was time to start stuffing my black hole. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to roll a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered?
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his womb ferret shoved deeper into my Oxo orifice. Inserting my fist into my
split peach got me ejecting fallopian fish stock faster than snot off a whip.
The mixture of colon cobra and Da Vinci load in my vintage golf bag created the
delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. I awoke the next morning with my
cock holster still draining. I thought it was over but his timed slimer had
other ideas. The thrusting of my brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his
jingle-jangle jewellery joining his kebeb skewer deep in my ring piece. The
plowing makes me spray my sex wee all over his blood-engorged mayonnaise
cannon. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight
of his chubstep made my clunge gunge drip like a hungry pig at a trough. When
he removed his tallywacker from my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
chow down on the colon cobra off his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus. With
his all-beef thermometer pounding deep into my Quimcy, M.E., the sensation of
his long-dong silver smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of
chopped liver. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's open-faced
ham sandwich looking like a horse's collar, and I was no different! There was
love mayonnaise slobbering from his blind butler and I was wetter than an
Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. My throat was so full of blind
butler and magician's wax, the ectoplasm was draining down my chin and onto my
rack. He munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd been on the rag for the
best part of a week. The unrelenting orgasms from his pink tractor beam
thrusting my fuck gutter made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary
glitter at PC World. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish
emanating from his bald-headed yogurt slinger soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. I can't wait to devour the Da Vinci load from his blood-engorged
mayonnaise cannon.