Authors: Amy Woods
With
my purple cabbage now much like a darts team's goalkeeper, he thought it was
time to start stuffing my fudge factory. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to cop a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? Hours of fucking like this
would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I
was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his mutton dagger hammering my
gammon alley made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a
spelling bee. There was cock custard dripping from his disco stick and I was
wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. My mouth was so full
of turgid terror truncheon and man fat, the creamy load was seeping down my
chin and onto my sweater puppies. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary
phone when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a lightbulb in my
furry cup and a barbie doll up my ring piece. The feeling of his baby gravy
sliming down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a
shiny shovel. After having my fuck trench thrusted, he then proceeded to plow
my other vagina. He cut a giant Mr. Hanky on my rack just so he could suck it
up like a hungry hungry hippo. With his turgid terror truncheon pounding deep
into my salmon slit, the sensation of his cervix cigar smashing my cervix made
me quake like jelly. The raiding makes me eject my spaff all over his Nelson's
Column. He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd been riding the cotton
pony for the best part of a week. By now, my clunge pool was oozing like a
leaky tap. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax trickling from
my balloon knot and all over my clap flaps. I awoke the next morning with my
hot pocket still dribbling. I thought it was over but his wrist-thick wand had
other ideas. It was bliss having his spam javelin probed inside me again;
stuffing my front bum with my fist just didn't get my vibration station
spraying like it used to. If I don't flick the bean to get my shrimp sap oozing
from my depravity cavity, his bald-headed yogurt slinger is going to leave my
purple cabbage resembling a badly wrapped kebab. The seemingly never-ending
streams of cock snot emanating from his kebeb skewer soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his disco stick shoved deeper into my turd cutter. I can't
wait to lap the love mayonnaise from his bald avenger. Now, I've seen more
helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his blue-veined custard chucker made my
tuna tunnel tears foam like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy
Wonka's chocolate river. Inserting an egg timer into my hot pocket got me
spouting sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. My tuna canal was trembling
like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. When he removed his cervix cigar
from my poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the footlong fudge bullet off his
balony pony. The hammering of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon
found his kids on a swing joining his pink tractor beam deep in my poop chute.
The
seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his greasy kebab
skewer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. If I don't finger blast to
get my clunge gunge leaching from my south mouth, his giggle stick is going to
leave my beef curtains resembling a twisted slipper. The unrelenting orgasms
from his wensleydale wand raiding my depravity cavity made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a whore in a confessional. With my vertical garden now much
like a shot cat, he thought it was time to start ramming my turd-herder. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to arc a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered?
Some girls are happy just to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a 9-iron in my birth cannon and a gerbil up my marmite
motorway. I awoke the next morning with my hatchet wound still sliming. I
thought it was over but his wensleydale wand had other ideas. Now, I've seen
more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his meaty member
made my clunge gunge haemorrhage like someone had poured fairy liquid into
Niagara Falls. I can't wait to lap the love mayonnaise from his huge penis. The
feeling of his steamin' semen leaking down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. It was bliss having his stilton
spear stuffed inside me again; stuffing my municipal cockwash with an antique
doorknob just didn't get my pink velvet sausage wallet surging like it used to.
There was man fat slobbering from his bald avenger and I was wetter than a
spastic's chin. We were ready for more. After having my bearded haddock pasty
raided, he then proceeded to slam my vintage golf bag. By now, my cod canyon
was dripping like a jizz waterfall. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock
snot dripping from my turd cutter and all over my piss flaps. He munched on my
clap flaps, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week.
The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and love piss in my tradesman's entrance
created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Inserting my fist
into my hot pocket got me pouring minge monsoon faster than snot off a whip.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his chorizo howitzer probed deeper into my fudge factory. My carp cavity was
trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Hours of raiding like this
would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like a horse's collar, and I was
no different! With his greasy slimelight fucking deep into my vibration
station, the sensation of his spam javelin smashing my cervix made me quiver
like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. My mouth was so full of meaty
member and creamy load, the baby gravy was seeping down my chin and onto my
rack. The pounding of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser
conkors joining his giggle stick deep in my brown eye. He eased out a giant
hardened fudge nugget on my top bollocks just so he could devour it up like a
pig at a trough. When he removed his clunger from my soft tight anus, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his chorizo howitzer.
With
his tallywacker pounding deep into my cum dumpster, the sensation of his kebeb
skewer smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
My throat was so full of wensleydale wand and love piss, the gentleman's relish
was seeping down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. My penis pothole was
trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. If I don't play the clitar to
get my fallopian fish stock frothing from my gashtray, his slut slayer is going
to leave my purple cabbage resembling a darts team's goalkeeper. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his purple
beaver buster slid deeper into my poo pipe. The seemingly never-ending streams
of penis pudding emanating from his skin flute soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. The feeling of his magician's wax draining down my throat
got my spaff flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. There was
love piss sliming from his spam javelin and I was wetter than an Italian cruise
ship. We were ready for more. Inserting a squash into my penis pothole got me
spraying pussy batter faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty cock custard draining from my chocolate starfish
and all over my piss flaps. I can't wait to consume the steamin' semen from his
love muscle. It was bliss having his slut slayer stuffed inside me again;
stuffing my birth cannon with an antique doorknob just didn't get my ladytown
flooding like it used to. By now, my stench trench was weeping like a broken
coffee maker. With my fishy flaps now much like a ripped out fireplace, he
thought it was time to start ramming my fudge factory. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to cop a stink pickle, I wondered? After having my vaginal
bacon buffet raided, he then proceeded to slam my turd-herder. Hours of hammering
like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like that bathroom door in
The Shining, and I was no different! The slamming makes me surge my shrimp sap
all over his kebeb skewer. I awoke the next morning with my depravity cavity
still leaking. I thought it was over but his kebeb skewer had other ideas. The
mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and cock custard in my tradesman's entrance
created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. He crowned a
giant butt nugget on my love bubbles just so he could devour it up like a
hungry hungry hippo. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby
boom, but the sight of his gristle missile made my minge monsoon dribble like a
George Foreman grill. The raiding of my cocoa channel was so vigorous, he soon
found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his flesh gordon deep in my chocolate
starfish. He munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd been walking the
red carpet for the best part of a week. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald
avenger plowing my bearded haddock pasty made me come so hard, I began sweating
like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. When he removed his throbbing quim dagger
from my cocoa channel, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the colon cobra off his Nelson's
Column.
Inserting
a 15" spiked vibrator into my depravity cavity got me squirting spaff
faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He dropped a giant Mr. Hanky on my
sweater puppies just so he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. My mouth was so full of Ocean's 11 Inches and man fat, the magician's
wax was weeping down my chin and onto my breasticles. It was bliss having his
tenderloin truncheon slid inside me again; stuffing my quim with a 15"
spiked vibrator just didn't get my moose knuckle spattering like it used to.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his turgid terror truncheon probed deeper into my vintage golf bag. My cum
dumpster was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. He munched on my
purple cabbage, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week.
Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his timed slimer made
my flange custard drip like a broken fridge freezer. With my flappy meal now
much like a gutted trout, he thought it was time to start ramming my marmite
motorway. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a colon cobra, I
wondered? There was Da Vinci load sliming from his greasy slimelight and I was
wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The seemingly
never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his flesh gordon soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to suck the man fat from his
womb ferret. By now, my chamber of squelch was oozing like there was a midget
inside me with a super soaker. The fucking makes me spit my beige slime all
over his blind butler. If I don't strum the banjo to get my shrimp sap
haemorrhaging from my clam-flavoured pothole, his skin flute is going to leave
my vertical smile resembling an over inflated dinghy. Some girls are happy just
to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
lightbulb in my slime hole and a squash up my tradesman's entrance. The mixture
of hardened fudge nugget and ectoplasm in my brown mile created the delicious
porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The feeling of his ectoplasm sliming
down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Hours
of pounding like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a twisted
slipper, and I was no different! I awoke the next morning with my south mouth
still foaming. I thought it was over but his chorizo howitzer had other ideas.
The unrelenting orgasms from his gristle missile slamming my ladytown made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish oozing from my ring piece and
all over my purple cabbage. The pounding of my fudge factory was so vigorous,
he soon found his two amigos joining his giggle stick deep in my other vagina.
After having my cum dumpster raided, he then proceeded to fuck my marmite
motorway. When he removed his mutton dagger from my mud flap, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to consume the corn-eyed butt snake off his bald-headed yogurt
slinger.
The
unrelenting orgasms from his gristle missile plowing my quim made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a whore in a confessional. The seemingly
never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his love lollipop soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he removed his battering ram from my
rusty sherif's badge, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the colon cobra off his
greasy slimelight. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his balony pony plunged deeper into my chocolate starfish. He
munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for the
best part of a week. My bearded haddock pasty was trembling like Vanessa
Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. I can't wait to devour the love piss from his
slut slayer. My throat was so full of eight inches of throbbing pink jesus and
love piss, the ectoplasm was slobbering down my chin and onto my chesticles.
There was steamin' semen seeping from his skin flute and I was wetter than an
otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Inserting an antique doorknob into my
spunk dungeon got me flowing minge monsoon faster than snot off a whip. With my
beef curtains now much like Brian May's plughole, he thought it was time to
start probing my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need
to ease a colon cobra, I wondered? If I don't tune the tuna to get my vertical
moisture slobbering from my stench trench, his cumtree is going to leave my
spam castanets resembling the Japanese flag. Now, I've seen more pricks than a
second hand dartboard, but the sight of his jade rod made my vertical moisture
drip like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. Some girls are happy just to study
english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
lightbulb in my moose knuckle and an antique doorknob up my fudge factory. By
now, my split peach was seeping like someone had poured fairy liquid into
Niagara Falls. After having my salmon slit thrusted, he then proceeded to
hammer my chocolate starfish. I awoke the next morning with my hot pocket still
foaming. I thought it was over but his vein cane had other ideas. It was bliss
having his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus plunged inside me again;
stuffing my enchilada of love with a number of chillies just didn't get my cum
dumpster squirting like it used to. The hammering makes me spritz my flange
custard all over his bugger king. Hours of slamming like this would leave any
girl's hairy goblet looking like a hippo's yawn, and I was no different! The
feeling of his ectoplasm foaming down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty love mayonnaise trickling from my marmite motorway and all over my fishy
flaps. The plowing of my fudge factory was so vigorous, he soon found his two
amigos joining his washington monument deep in my black hole. With his
blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon hammering deep into my vibrator crater, the
sensation of his stilton spear smashing my cervix made me quiver like a
shitting dog. The mixture of colon cobra and love piss in my marmite motorway
created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.