Authors: Amy Woods
It
was bliss having his cheese-crusted cock rammed inside me again; stuffing my
chamber of squelch with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my cod cave
gushing like it used to. The pounding makes me splurge my tuna tunnel tears all
over his love muscle. My throat was so full of ample cock and love piss, the
creamy load was oozing down my chin and onto my boobage. I awoke the next
morning with my oyster ditch still dripping. I thought it was over but his cunt
stretcher had other ideas. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and love
mayonnaise in my poop chute created the delicious porthole pudding that he was
so fond of. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of his
batter blaster made my tuna tunnel tears haemorrhage like a slavering dog.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy slobbering from my puckered
brown eye and all over my fishy flaps. The pounding of my marmite motorway was
so vigorous, he soon found his kids on a swing joining his womb raider deep in
my soft tight anus. If I don't flick the bean to get my minge mucus flowing
from my slime hole, his all-beef thermometer is going to leave my velcro
triangle resembling a shot cat. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his blind butler slid deeper into my
turd-herder. Some girls are happy just to study english cliterature when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my
oyster ditch and a squash up my tradesman's entrance. After having my vaginal
bacon buffet pounded, he then proceeded to pound my ring piece. With my
furburger now much like a dropped burrito, he thought it was time to start
shoving my mud flap. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a
corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? Hours of pounding like this would leave any
girl's beef curtains looking like a sand blasted tomato, and I was no
different! My herring hole was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. When he removed his cream reaper from my tradesman's entrance, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to suck the hardened fudge nugget off his stilton sword.
By now, my cum dumpster was dribbling like Adele waiting for Greggs to open.
The feeling of his baby gravy trickling down my throat got my pussy batter
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. With his huge penis fucking deep
into my sperm socket, the sensation of his cream reaper smashing my cervix made
me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. He munched on my roast
beef platter, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part
of a week. There was magician's wax sliming from his tenderloin truncheon and I
was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. Inserting my fist
into my enchilada of love got me spraying pussy batter faster than greased shit
off a shiny shovel. The unrelenting orgasms from his cunt plunger plowing my
split peach made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. The
seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his bald avenger
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to devour the
gentleman's relish from his vein cane.
After
having my bearded haddock pasty pounded, he then proceeded to fuck my vintage
golf bag. The mixture of colon cobra and penis pudding in my marmite motorway
created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. With his gristle
missile plowing deep into my one slice toaster, the sensation of his battering
ram smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his cervix cigar shoved deeper into my shit winker. There was gentleman's
relish haemorrhaging from his cream reaper and I was wetter than a bathmaid's
elbow. We were ready for more. With my roast beef platter now much like a badly
wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to start shoving my old dirt road. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to curl a butt nugget, I wondered? The
seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his spam javelin soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to suck the cock custard
from his throbbing quim dagger. The pounding makes me flow my pussy batter all
over his throbbing quim dagger. The feeling of his steamin' semen weeping down
my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
I awoke the next morning with my enchilada of love still dripping. I thought it
was over but his purple beaver buster had other ideas. It was bliss having his
bald-headed yogurt slinger probed inside me again; stuffing my furry cup with a
15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my hot pocket gushing like it used to.
He rolled a giant butt nugget on my chest puppies just so he could consume it
up like a pig at a trough. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's
beef curtains looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut, and I was no
different! By now, my Quimcy, M.E. was sliming like a hungry pig at a trough.
Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his throbbing
quim dagger made my sex wee trickle like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. My
mouth was so full of veiny quim prod and cock snot, the penis pudding was
slobbering down my chin and onto my twin peaks. The hammering of my rusty
sherif's badge was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining his
devil's bagpipe deep in my Mavis Fritter. The unrelenting orgasms from his
all-beef thermometer raiding my slime hole made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage. He munched on my vertical garden, even
though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. My fuck trench was
trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Inserting a gerbil into my
gammon alley got me splurging shrimp sap faster than a greased weasel shit.
When he removed his jade rod from my rusty sherif's badge, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
devour the stink pickle off his flesh gordon. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty cock snot oozing from my Oxo orifice and all over my panty hamster. Some
girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a barbie doll in my penis pothole and an egg timer up my
puckered brown eye.
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his ramrod
plunged deeper into my fudge factory. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second
hand dartboard, but the sight of his spam dagger made my shrimp sap weep like
Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. There was baby gravy dripping from his
cream reaper and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more.
When he removed his timed slimer from my tradesman's entrance, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to suck the stink pickle off his throbbing quim dagger. My mouth
was so full of long-dong silver and steamin' semen, the gentleman's relish was
weeping down my chin and onto my droopies. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake
and Da Vinci load in my cocoa channel created the delicious rectal stew that he
was so fond of. He pitched a giant sewer trout on my cans just so he could
consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The feeling of his ectoplasm
foaming down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than a greased
weasel shit. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's flappy meal
looking like a ripped out fireplace, and I was no different! The plowing of my
marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery
joining his cheese-crusted cock deep in my mud flap. With his ample cock
pounding deep into my sperm socket, the sensation of his jade rod smashing my
cervix made me quiver like jelly. With my purple cabbage now much like a
dropped burrito, he thought it was time to start plunging my turd-herder. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to cop a corn-eyed butt snake, I
wondered? I can't wait to chow down on the gentleman's relish from his
sperminator. The thrusting makes me splurge my spaff all over his love muscle.
If I don't finger blast to get my sex wee seeping from my fuck gutter, his
greasy kebab skewer is going to leave my roast beef platter resembling an over
inflated dinghy. The unrelenting orgasms from his batter blaster fucking my
bearded haddock pasty made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a
confessional. I awoke the next morning with my oyster ditch still frothing. I
thought it was over but his slut slayer had other ideas. By now, my furry cup
was frothing like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding dribbling from my mud flap and all
over my velcro triangle. He munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd been
up on bricks for the best part of a week. After having my ruby cave hammered,
he then proceeded to slam my brown eye. The seemingly never-ending streams of
creamy load emanating from his jade rod soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Inserting an egg timer into my shame portal got me flooding sex wee
faster than snot off a whip. My hot pocket was trembling like a tasered slab of
chopped liver. It was bliss having his veiny quim prod probed inside me again;
stuffing my vibrator crater with an antique doorknob just didn't get my mound
of love pudding spouting like it used to.
My
mouth was so full of disco stick and Da Vinci load, the gentleman's relish was
flowing down my chin and onto my tatas. Inserting a squash into my calamari
cockring got me spritzing pussy batter faster than snot off a whip. Hours of
pounding like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like a manatee in
yoga pants, and I was no different! I can't wait to devour the gentleman's
relish from his throbbing quim dagger. I awoke the next morning with my oyster
ditch still dribbling. I thought it was over but his cheese-crusted cock had
other ideas. Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load leaching
from my puckered brown eye and all over my velcro triangle. There was man fat
foaming from his Ocean's 11 Inches and I was wetter than an English summer. We
were ready for more. The thrusting of my Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon
found his man berries joining his spam dagger deep in my marmite motorway. The
pounding makes me pour my sex wee all over his long-dong silver. He munched on
my piss flaps, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week.
By now, my spunk dungeon was haemorrhaging like a slug in a salt mine. The
mixture of butt nugget and love piss in my tradesman's entrance created the
delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The unrelenting orgasms from
his ample cock plowing my tampon tunnel made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. If I don't flick the bean to
get my clunge gunge dribbling from my front bum, his wrist-thick wand is going
to leave my furburger resembling a stamped bat. The seemingly never-ending
streams of cock custard emanating from his greasy slimelight soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his cervix cigar probed deeper into my puckered brown
eye. The feeling of his penis pudding leaking down my throat got my tuna tunnel
tears flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Now, I've seen more
action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his wensleydale wand made my
minge monsoon seep like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls.
With my beef curtains now much like a werewolf with it's throat cut, he thought
it was time to start probing my shit winker. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to crown a sewer trout, I wondered? With his blue-veined custard
chucker hammering deep into my salmon slit, the sensation of his balony pony
smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. He
blasted a giant toilet twinkie on my cans just so he could suck it up like a
bulldog eating porridge. After having my hot pocket fucked, he then proceeded
to fuck my ring piece. When he removed his purple beaver buster from my balloon
knot, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to devour the colon cobra off his love lollipop. My fuck
gutter was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. It was bliss having
his jebend rammed inside me again; stuffing my vibration station with a 10 inch
purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my quim flowing like it used
to.
Now,
I've seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard, but the sight of his
sperminator made my sex wee slobber like a slavering dog. Some girls are happy
just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
10 inch purple battery-operated monster in my cod crater and a squash up my old
dirt road. My mound of love pudding was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink
Floyd concert. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of
my worries as his spunk-filled spam rocket shoved deeper into my rusty bullet
hole. I awoke the next morning with my ruby cave still leaking. I thought it
was over but his ample cock had other ideas. By now, my ladytown was flowing
like a rabid dog. The unrelenting orgasms from his purple beaver buster
thrusting my spunk dungeon made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
dyslexic on Countdown. The hammering of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he
soon found his hairy walnuts joining his pink tractor beam deep in my brown
eye. He munched on my meaty hangers, even though I'd been up on bricks for the
best part of a week. The feeling of his ectoplasm frothing down my throat got
my beige slime flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. My cake hole was so
full of flesh gordon and man fat, the gentleman's relish was dribbling down my
chin and onto my chest puppies. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my
clunge pool got me gushing spaff faster than a greased weasel shit. The
seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his meaty member
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. With my hairy goblet now much like
the Japanese flag, he thought it was time to start probing my poop chute. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to launch a stink pickle, I wondered?
Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish haemorrhaging from
my brown eye and all over my hairy goblet. With his bugger king slamming deep
into my shame portal, the sensation of his kebeb skewer smashing my cervix made
me quake like a rat on acid. Hours of hammering like this would leave any
girl's panty hamster looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no
different! If I don't fluff the muff to get my shrimp sap haemorrhaging from my
shamevelope, his batter blaster is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling a
twisted slipper. The fucking makes me eject my flange custard all over his
timed slimer. When he removed his womb ferret from my cocoa channel, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the sewer trout off his slut slayer. I can't wait to
gobble the steamin' semen from his muffbuster. There was gentleman's relish
trickling from his slut slayer and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We
were ready for more. He extruded a giant colon cobra on my cans just so he
could devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. It was bliss having his
tallywacker stuffed inside me again; stuffing my oyster ditch with a lightbulb
just didn't get my wizards sleeve flowing like it used to. The mixture of
toilet twinkie and baby gravy in my fudge factory created the delicious rectal
stew that he was so fond of.