Authors: Amy Woods
My
gaping clam cavern was trembling like a rat on acid. The feeling of his
magician's wax dripping down my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. There was gentleman's relish leaking from his
stilton sword and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more.
Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his love
lollipop made my pussy batter leach like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home.
The raiding of my ring piece was so vigorous, he soon found his salty protein
grapes joining his batter blaster deep in my puckered brown eye. He eased out a
giant stink pickle on my breasticles just so he could chow down on it up like a
bulldog eating porridge. The plowing makes me flow my spaff all over his love
lollipop. I can't wait to consume the gentleman's relish from his womb ferret.
The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his
skeleton king soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a gerbil
into my ruby cave got me spattering shrimp sap faster than a greased weasel
shit. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a stuntman's knee, he
thought it was time to start probing my turd-herder. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to pinch off a sewer trout, I wondered? Within no time, I
could feel the shitty man fat flowing from my ring piece and all over my
lunchmeat. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his blue-veined custard chucker slid deeper into my mud flap. Hours
of raiding like this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like John
Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his
veiny quim prod raiding my gammon alley made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a pregnant nun. My throat was so full of vein cane and love mayonnaise,
the magician's wax was flowing down my chin and onto my mammaries. He munched
on my furburger, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a
week. When he removed his stilton sword from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to lap the sewer trout off his one-eyed monster. I awoke the next
morning with my gashtray still sliming. I thought it was over but his piss pipe
had other ideas. After having my shame portal hammered, he then proceeded to
plow my marmite motorway. The mixture of toilet twinkie and magician's wax in
my soft tight anus created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of.
With his stilton sword pounding deep into my depravity cavity, the sensation of
his cunt stretcher smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of
chopped liver. By now, my pink velvet sausage wallet was sliming like Adele waiting
for Greggs to open. If I don't fish for pearls to get my minge mucus oozing
from my municipal cockwash, his battering ram is going to leave my furburger
resembling a motorway pileup. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary
phone when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster in my penis pothole and my fist up my poo pipe.
Hours
of hammering like this would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like Terry
Waite's allotment, and I was no different! Some girls are happy just to fish
for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a barbie doll
in my pink velvet sausage wallet and an egg timer up my cocoa channel. With his
timed slimer plowing deep into my quim, the sensation of his muffbuster
smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. There
was penis pudding dripping from his mutton dagger and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. When he removed his greasy slimelight
from my black hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the corn-eyed butt snake
off his throbbing quim dagger. My throat was so full of bald-headed yogurt
slinger and baby gravy, the baby gravy was trickling down my chin and onto my
top bollocks. The feeling of his creamy load foaming down my throat got my
minge mucus flowing quicker than snot off a whip. With my roast beef platter
now much like a motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start ramming my
vintage golf bag. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch a
hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? My birth cannon was trembling like an
epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man
fat slobbering from my fart valve and all over my velcro triangle. By now, my
enchilada of love was draining like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of
Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the
sight of his thrill drill made my vertical moisture seep like a broken fridge
freezer. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my gammon
alley got me flowing minge monsoon faster than a greased weasel shit. I can't
wait to chow down on the man fat from his brie baton. The hammering of my brown
eye was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors joining his
cheese-crusted cock deep in my brown mile. The hammering makes me pour my
vertical moisture all over his cunt plunger. The unrelenting orgasms from his
Ocean's 11 Inches fucking my gammon alley made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The mixture of corn-eyed butt
snake and penis pudding in my ring piece created the delicious sphincter sauce
that he was so fond of. He blasted a giant footlong fudge bullet on my
superdroopers just so he could suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I
awoke the next morning with my herring hole still dribbling. I thought it was
over but his clunger had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of
penis pudding emanating from his bugger king soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd had my
redwings for the best part of a week. After having my wizards sleeve pounded,
he then proceeded to pound my ring piece. If I don't buff the muff to get my
minge mucus trickling from my chlamydia canal, his devil's bagpipe is going to
leave my piss flaps resembling a bulldog in a windtunnel. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his eight inches of
throbbing pink jesus stuffed deeper into my brown mile.
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cervix
cigar plunged deeper into my fart valve. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and love piss
in my Oxo orifice created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond
of. There was cock custard seeping from his Nelson's Column and I was wetter
than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The feeling of his ectoplasm
oozing down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than snot off
a whip. When he removed his washington monument from my chocolate starfish, he
was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to consume the sewer trout off his pink tractor beam. He munched
on my furburger, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week.
The pounding makes me squirt my beige slime all over his tenderloin truncheon.
It was bliss having his jebend probed inside me again; stuffing my gaping clam
cavern with a lightbulb just didn't get my gammon alley spraying like it used
to. With his balony pony slamming deep into my birth cannon, the sensation of
his love muscle smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of
chopped liver. Some girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a lightbulb in my ground zero grotto and a
15" spiked vibrator up my marmite motorway. Inserting a barbie doll into
my carp cavity got me surging vertical moisture faster than a greased weasel
shit. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the
sight of his mutton dagger made my minge mucus dribble like a leaky tap. I
awoke the next morning with my furry cup still trickling. I thought it was over
but his turgid terror truncheon had other ideas. By now, my stench trench was
oozing like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. The unrelenting orgasms from his
cream reaper fucking my ruby cave made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
white mouse in a tampon factory. With my velcro triangle now much like a
motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start plunging my poop chute. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to crown a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered?
The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his pink
tractor beam soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to
devour the Da Vinci load from his cheese-crusted cock. My Quimcy, M.E. was
trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. He dropped a giant colon cobra
on my chest puppies just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. The hammering of my shit winker was so vigorous, he soon found his
kids on a swing joining his washington monument deep in my turd-herder. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax dribbling from my chocolate
starfish and all over my flappy meal. After having my furry cup plowed, he then
proceeded to hammer my rusty sherif's badge. My mouth was so full of gristle
missile and man fat, the cock custard was sliming down my chin and onto my
breasticles. If I don't strum the banjo to get my fallopian fish stock flowing
from my tuna canal, his mutton dagger is going to leave my hairy goblet
resembling a sand blasted tomato.
There
was baby gravy draining from his brie baton and I was wetter than an Italian
cruise ship. We were ready for more. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his tallywacker probed deeper into my Oxo
orifice. With my fishy flaps now much like Terry Waite's allotment, he thought
it was time to start shoving my ring piece. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to ease a stink pickle, I wondered? If I don't audition the finger
puppets to get my spaff leaching from my cod canyon, his ample cock is going to
leave my flappy meal resembling a motorway pileup. After having my municipal
cockwash slammed, he then proceeded to plow my other vagina. He munched on my
lunchmeat, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. The
unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger hammering my clearing in the woods
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. I
awoke the next morning with my spunk dungeon still foaming. I thought it was
over but his cheese-crusted cock had other ideas. Now, I've had more hands up
me than The Muppets, but the sight of his slut slayer made my pussy batter
froth like a George Foreman grill. By now, my enchilada of love was sliming
like a broken fridge freezer. When he removed his turgid terror truncheon from
my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the sewer trout
off his balony pony. Some girls are happy just to flick the bean when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my one
slice toaster and a number of chillies up my shit winker. Hours of pounding
like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like an over
inflated dinghy, and I was no different! The mixture of footlong fudge bullet
and love piss in my balloon knot created the delicious rectal stew that he was
so fond of. I can't wait to consume the gentleman's relish from his master of
ceremonies. With his turgid terror truncheon raiding deep into my depravity
cavity, the sensation of his blue-veined custard chucker smashing my cervix
made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Inserting an antique
doorknob into my shamevelope got me flooding fallopian fish stock faster than
snot off a whip. The seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating
from his wrist-thick wand soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The
pounding makes me splurge my fallopian fish stock all over his ramrod. Within
no time, I could feel the shitty man fat flowing from my puckered brown eye and
all over my spam castanets. He cut a giant toilet twinkie on my top bollocks
just so he could devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. It was bliss having
his tenderloin truncheon shoved inside me again; stuffing my gammon alley with a
15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my front bum spritzing like it used
to. My ladytown was trembling like a shitting dog. My throat was so full of
veiny quim prod and cock snot, the cock snot was flowing down my chin and onto
my mammaries. The raiding of my brown mile was so vigorous, he soon found his
two amigos joining his skin flute deep in my marmite motorway.
My
cake hole was so full of bugger king and steamin' semen, the magician's wax was
draining down my chin and onto my tatas. After having my bearded haddock pasty
thrusted, he then proceeded to pound my rusty sherif's badge. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty creamy load sliming from my fart valve and all over my
fishy flaps. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his
timed slimer made my tuna tunnel tears drip like a broken coffee maker. If I
don't audition the finger puppets to get my flange custard dribbling from my
ladytown, his cheese-crusted cock is going to leave my spam castanets
resembling a bulldog in a windtunnel. The thrusting of my ring piece was so
vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his wensleydale wand deep in my
Mavis Fritter. With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like Terry Waite's
allotment, he thought it was time to start sliding my balloon knot. Is now the
time to tell him I really need to arc a colon cobra, I wondered? Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cumtree
plunged deeper into my balloon knot. The unrelenting orgasms from his blue-veined
custard chucker slamming my tuna canal made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a gypsy with a mortgage. The feeling of his cock snot slobbering down my
throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I can't
wait to consume the magician's wax from his stilton spear. It was bliss having
his balony pony rammed inside me again; stuffing my hot pocket with a gerbil
just didn't get my municipal cockwash flooding like it used to. There was
gentleman's relish foaming from his tallywacker and I was wetter than an
English summer. We were ready for more. Hours of hammering like this would
leave any girl's furburger looking like a motorway pileup, and I was no
different! I awoke the next morning with my calamari cockring still draining. I
thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas. The seemingly
never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his sperminator soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster into my shamevelope got me spattering clunge gunge faster than a
greased weasel shit. Some girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my chamber of squelch and
a squash up my poop chute. He extruded a giant hardened fudge nugget on my rack
just so he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo. When he removed his
clunger from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong
fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the sewer
trout off his turgid terror truncheon. He munched on my roast beef platter,
even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. The
pounding makes me eject my shrimp sap all over his gristle missile. By now, my
calamari cockring was flowing like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. My front
bum was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. With his devil's
bagpipe plowing deep into my slime hole, the sensation of his huge penis
smashing my cervix made me quiver like a rat on acid.