The Ghost and Mrs. McClure (21 page)

“Do you?” Dr. Nablaum said. “If you truly do, then you understand how Anna Worth suffered at the hands of that yellow journalist—that, that scandalmonger, Timothy Brennan!”

I was a little taken aback by Dr. Nablaum’s passion. Maybe I should be considering
him
a suspect.

Not likely,
Jack said.
He’s steamed, all right, but I don’t make him for the killer. Or Anna. I’ve been eavesdropping on them since they toddled in. What you see is what you get—a frail frail and a low-rent head doctor who’s found his golden goose.

“Sad,” I thought.

I considered Jack’s logic. “Okay,” I thought, “maybe
she
didn’t do it. Maybe she
hired
someone. She has the money.”

Maybe she wanted to witness the death with her own eyes.

“I guess you have a point,” I silently admitted.

Meanwhile, the doctor was going on about Anna’s condition. “Every time Anna made progress, a new article dredging up her past and opening old wounds would appear. Months of progress would fall away as poor Anna would sink again.”

“I see,” I said.

“All Anna wanted to do was unburden herself. Tell Brennan how he harmed her, and how she forgives him.”

“It’s part of my twelve-step program,” she said, gazing at Dr. Nablaum with something akin to awe.

I bit the inside of my cheek. The way she’d said “twelve-step program” so seriously and so reverently, I got the impression she’d never heard of it before she hooked up with Dr. Nablaum. I wondered in passing what he was charging her.

Dr. Nablaum gazed at the heiress with eyes full of compassion. “For Anna, there can be no closure now.”

“That’s right,” said Anna. “Now I can never say the things I need to say to Timothy Brennan.”

Tell her to say it anyway,
Jack said.
Take it from me, the dead can hear.

I told Anna what Jack said (not mentioning, of course, that the advice actually came from a dead guy). Anna and her doctor considered my suggestion.

“Take all the time you need,” I said, pointing to the community events space. There, the carved oak podium still stood—a good enough stand-in for Brennan, I figured, since I was fairly certain that Jack was the only spirit haunting the bookstore.

I returned to the counter, where Seymour and Sadie looked at me expectantly. Before I could say a word, Fiona Finch burst through the door and hurried up to the counter.

“The State Police have been at my inn for the past two hours,” she declared.

“My God!” Sadie cried. “Whatever for?”

“A Criminal Investigation Unit showed up with a warrant. They searched the Frankens’ guest room from top to bottom. Then two detectives arrested Deirdre Franken for the murder of her father!”

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.

—Oscar Wilde

 

 

 

“OKAY, FOLKS, I think everyone’s here who’s gonna be. Let’s get started.”

In so many words, Bud Napp called to order the emergency meeting of the Quindicott Business Owners’ Association—or, as Sadie and I liked to call it, the Quibble Over Anything gang.

It was Sunday night, the store was closed, and the group of us were seated on the circle of padded folding chairs I’d set up in the community events space.

“Can we dispense with the roll call tonight?” Fiona Finch asked.

“I’m sorry, Fiona,” said Professor J. Brainert Parker, “but as this association’s secretary, it’s my duty to take accurate minutes.”

“Then mark me down as present and let’s get on with it,” said Bud.

“Cranberry Street Hardware is represented,” said Brainert, typing away on his laptop.

“And
me,
” said Fiona Finch with an annoyed sigh.

“Finch’s Inn,” said Brainert. “That notorious den of iniquity that spawned today’s raid by the
federales
.”

“Not funny,” Fiona huffed.

“Cooper Family Bakery,” said Milner.

“Sorry about the Oreos, everyone,” Linda blurted.

Milner turned to his wife. “I already explained we were out of baked goods.”

“I know, Mil. But
Oreos?
”

“What’s wrong with Oreos?” said Milner defensively. “Everyone likes Oreos.”

“You could have at least bought Entenmann’s,” she told him. “Or even Pepperidge Farms.”

“Everyone likes Oreos,” repeated Milner. He turned to the group. “Don’t you all like Oreos?”

Everyone generally stared a moment. Scattershot nods followed.

Brainert cleared his throat. “Let’s stay on topic, shall we?”

Sadie rolled her eyes. “Didja type in Buy the Book?” she asked. “I mean, since you’re
sitting
in it.”

“Yes, of course,” said Brainert testily. “And my own business concern has been logged as well.”

Brainert was one of four investors who, about eleven months back, had bought the old two-screen Movie Town Theater at the end of Cranberry Street. The place had been closed for years, and its ripped seats, filthy floor, and cracked candy counter had long been in dire need of repair. No bank would lend them the money to refurbish, so the renovations were slow-going.

“Not present are Colleen’s Beauty Shop, Sam’s Seafood Shack, Franzetti’s Pizza Place, Koh’s Grocery, and—”

“I chatted with everyone else today,” said Bud. “Consider me their proxy.”

“Hey, there, I made it!” called a voice from the door.

“Oh, hey, Seymour, come on in,” said Sadie.

“There’s our big winner,” teased Bud. “And I thought celebrities like you were too busy on weekends to bother with us little people.”

“Wouldn’t miss it, Bud! Besides, I’m out of ice cream.”

On evenings and weekends, Seymour liked to drive an ice cream truck around Old Q. He’d purchased it with part of his big winnings on
Jeopardy
the year before. Apparently it had always been his dream to become an ice cream man, or so he said. Go figure.

“I parked the empty truck outside,” Seymour said. “Not for nothing, but I never ran out of cones and dishes before! And that horde at the bookstore this morning? What a crazy day!”

“Thanks again for your help earlier,” I told him. “You really saved our hides.”

“Oh, my, yes,” said Aunt Sadie. “And you get the next
four
pulps for free.”

“Let’s get on with it, shall we?” said Bud.

“ ’Bout time,” said Fiona. “That all right with
you
, Brainert?”

“I don’t appreciate your tone, Fiona.”

“What tone?”

“You know what tone.”

“I didn’t use any tone.”

“Enough!” cried Sadie. “Get to the emergency issue, please.”

“Parking,” said Bud.

(Actually, what Bud said was
“pahkin’ ”
—his pronunciations displaying the dropped
R
’s and drawn-out vowels typical of many Rhode Islanders. But, as I noted much earlier, I’m sticking with the conventional spellings!)

“Parking!” repeated Fiona. “That’s what I’m talking about! Today I had cars jamming my parking lot that don’t belong there. Rev. Waterman had to post guards to see that there was no illegal parking in the church lot. Why, even the Embry land was vandalized—”

“I think ‘appropriated’ is a better term,” interjected Brainert.

“Right on,” said Bud Napp.

“Really,” sniffed Fiona. “Someone tore down the fence. No matter how you feel, that’s no way to solve the town’s parking problem! We’re here to find a solution, aren’t we?”

Aunt Sadie rose. “Look,” she said, “we don’t expect an author to be murdered in our store every other weekend. Nor do we expect to make national headlines and the news networks. This whole incident is going to blow over in the next few days, and then Quindicott can happily fall back into the coma from which it will most likely never emerge.”

“Not if you’re cagey, Sadie,” said Seymour. “There are ways to exploit this incident, draw it out, make it pay long-term. Like the arrest today—of Brennan’s daughter. That means more headlines, which means the crowds will be back here again tomorrow, not to mention the television cameras. That’s our chance to make the first move. . . .”

Everyone leaned forward with anticipation, waiting for Seymour to continue. In truth, Seymour had always had far-fetched ideas. But now, with the
Jeopardy
win, people actually took him seriously.

“Let’s look at the facts,” he said. “Firstly, the real Jack Shepard vanished in Quindicott decades ago. Secondly, the author of Jack Shepard’s fictional adventures drops dead in the very same town—probably on the very same
premises
. Now, that’s a Stephen King story.”

Brainert frowned. “Except King isn’t writing anymore.”

“That’s not my point,” said Seymour.

“Then what is?” asked Brainert.

“Here’s a story Sadie and Penelope could sell to Hollywood as
Buy the Book: The True Story
. That’ll keep this town on the map for years to come. Heck, those Hollywood types might even come here to film it.”

Silence followed. Sadie and I glanced nervously at each other in a sort of “Is he joking?” way.

Brainert cleared his throat. “While Seymour’s idea is . . . interesting, I’m not sure what it has to do with parking.”

“It has nothing to do with parking,” Bud Napp said, rising. “But who cares? A murder involving a best-selling author is much more interesting than Quindicott’s parking problem!”

Then Bud turned to Fiona Finch: “What
did
happen at your inn this afternoon?”

That’s all the encouragement Fiona needed. She stood up, adjusted her bird pin, and launched into her story with gusto.

“The State Police arrived at around one o’clock, along with a Criminal Investigation Unit, and our local police chief Ciders. A Detective-Lieutenant Marsh showed me a warrant to search the premises. And another investigator—from the medical examiner’s office—started grilling me about the Frankens. Where had they gone? When were they coming back? I told him they’d gone to lunch in Newport—because, of course, we don’t have
one
decent restaurant in this town—”

“Stay on the subject,” said Bud.

“Well, you know how I feel about it—”

“We know!” cried half the room. Fiona’s decades-long reverie of opening up a gourmet restaurant at Finch’s Inn was as ubiquitous a notion as Harriet McClure’s self-portraits—and the wasted Embry lot.

“Just get on with it,” said Brainert.

“Fine,” snipped Fiona. “At that point, the search began. And within half an hour, I saw a woman from the Criminal Investigation Unit carrying a disposable syringe in a clear plastic bag to their police van.”

Hearing that last line, I nearly choked on my Oreo.

Could the syringe found in Mrs. Franken’s possession be a
second
syringe? I wondered. No, I decided.
That
would be too much of a coincidence. It
had
to be the same syringe. For some reason, Josh must have planted it in the Frankens’ room.

Now you’re thinking,
said Jack in my head.

“A syringe?” said Brainert.

Fiona nodded. “I got a pretty good look at it, then I heard the detectives talking about dusting the syringe for fingerprints and testing the residue inside, so I knew what they’d found.”

“Poison!” Seymour declared. Fiona nodded and smiled smugly. It was, after all, her theory voiced that very morning that Seymour was now endorsing.

“It’s
got
to be poison,” he continued. “Maybe it was arsenic—you know, like that church poisoning up there in Maine. The pot of coffee to die for.”

Everyone began to chatter and toss out wild theories and rapid-fire questions. I kept my mouth shut, even though I wanted to scream the truth. For some reason, Josh Bernstein had set up poor Deirdre Brennan-Franken for murder.

But what was my proof?

A ghost saw Josh find the syringe in my store’s bathroom, and he told me all about it. I wasn’t about to fly that explanation past the State Police!

Crack wise all you want, sweetheart,
purred Jack in my brain.
I’m your ace in the hole.

Bud loudly clapped his hands. “Order!” he barked. “Fiona holds the floor.”

“At that point, Mr. and Mrs. Franken returned from their luncheon,” Fiona continued. “Detective-Lieutenant Marsh immediately placed the couple in the common room and asked them to wait there. Another State Policeman guarded the door. That presented a problem for me, so,
of course,
I had to go outside and creep around the house to the sun porch, where I could hear the conversation going on inside.”

“Oh,
of course,
” Seymour blurted, shaking his head.

Too wrapped up in her tale to take Seymour’s bait, Fiona simply tossed him a naked little glare and continued:

“Alone in the common room, the Frankens started arguing again. Mrs. Franken was very angry. I didn’t hear every word, but I remember her specifically mentioning that she’d caught her husband having an affair. She threw it in his face. There was some quiet talk I couldn’t hear, and then she started raising her voice about Anna. . . .”

Fiona looked at me meaningfully. “Deirdre didn’t mention Anna
Worth,
the cereal heiress, after all. That theory of mine turned out to be a dead end.”