The Heinie Prize

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Morning Announcements

1.
Foam Fight!

2.
Who Will Win the Heinie?

3.
“Dream On…”

4.
A Surprising Letter

5.
Belzer Is Outta There!

6.
Belzer Is the MAN!

7.
A High Fever?

8.
A Flesh-Eating Disease

9.
Bernie the Slave

10.
Mrs. H. Has a Good Laugh

11.
Why the Twins Screamed

12.
A Bowling Accident

13.
Nose Wars

14.
Brilliant!

15.
The Bernie Shuffle

16.
“We Weren't Cheating!”

17.
Moonlight Over Pooper's Pond

18.
Belzer the Hero

19.
A Surprise Winner

20.
The King Speaks

21.
The Monster Strikes!

22.
A Palace for the King

23.
King Belzer Suffers

24.
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Is this on? Can anyone hear me? Is this on? Good morning, Rotten Students. This is Headmaster Upchuck with today's Morning Announcements.

 

Buck Naykid, president of the Fifth Grade Losers Club, announces the club has changed its name because so many kids made fun of it. The club's new name is The Maggots.

 

A special treat in the Dining Hall tonight. Chef
Baloney promises that the chickens will be plucked before they are served.

 

Nurse Hanley would like to remind all first graders that snot is not part of a healthy breakfast.

 

While we are on that subject…I know many of you were looking forward to the Sixth Grade Long-Distance Sneezing Contest. But it has been canceled because two contestants came down with colds.

 

Mr. Farrhowt, our music teacher, has canceled the Student All-Mozart Violin Concert for tonight since no one knows how to play the violin.

 

Finally, I'd like to warn everyone…fourth grade comedian, Harry Aip, will be showing off the chewed-up spinach in his teeth in the Dining Hall tonight. As long as you keep laughing at this, he'll keep doing it.